Dear God, listen up. There's only one thing I want in this life: I want to meet Rachel McAdams. We'll go on a charming date, where she'll understand that we're perfect for each other and I'm gonna win her beautiful heart. By the third she's going to reward me with her virginity, because she's been saving herself for that perfect guy. A few months later the things will get serious and I'll ask her to marry me. Our marital life will be nothing but pure happiness. We're going to have 2 kids, a boy and a girl; two pets, a dog and a cat. Then, as the time will fly, we're gonna get older together, never grow bored of of each other. By the time she's 95 years old, she's gonna pass away before me, so then I'll lie next to her still beautiful body and slash my own throat, because I won't be able to live without her for even a second.
Dear God, listen up. There's only one thing I want in this life: I want to meet Rachel McAdams...
God here. I'm going to kill her off soon and fuck her myself.
Genuinely worried for your mental health
You shouldn't be.
Mos def
>implying god browses Yea Forums
get real, op. the only board god uses is /x/, he posts bullshit stories to fuck with those paranoid autists, like he's been doing since the beginning of time with humanity
Usually I would just filter the spam, but McAdams is pure eyecandy for me. Keep it up OP.
OP - if you're older than 16 years old: Get help. That's just such a sad, revealing scripture, my poor, poor friend.
I'm 26. What kind of help should I get?
there is an error in your plan op: rachel is already my gf
No she's not
she ias sitting right next to me reading your laughable thread
If you haven't yet, save up a bit and take a good escort and bust fat nuts a whole weekend, it may sound stupid but you'll be able to stop putting regular chicks on a pedestal
she just does it for me in that season
>mcadams
>a regular chick
>she's been saving herself
She already has a kid.
I'm pretty sure that Mr. Jahovah can change the reality.
OP, don't listen to this retard , send her a bomb then blow your brains out.
Don't worry about it, I'll arrange for your dream meeting
Too skinny I like some meat on my pussy, makes for an endearing sight with all the little wobbling action going on as I obliterate her nether portal with my 3 inch throbbing cock.
Based God poster
based
>her virginity, because she's been saving herself for that perfect guy
>On April 10, 2018, McAdams gave birth to her first child, a son, with her boyfriend Jamie Linden.
user, I...
artificial insemination
immaculate conception
Even if she somehow stayed a virgin until the birth, she sure as hell doesn't count as one now that it's over and done with.
>Do you like that?
>Sometimes.
What did they mean by that?
anal
based
She's still qt now but Wedding Crashers era Rachel was stunning
Lads, could 7x6" satisfy her ?
7?
Holy shit I bet I can shit out a technically better photo than the guy that shit this.
Any good feet shots?
she seems like she'd be a huge bitch irl and for that reason alone, i'm out
Did you watch Disobedience, OP? Fucking hot.
7" length and 6" girth, you dumb roastie
She's hit the wall.
20's McAdams was best McAdams.
that's a bit gay there lad
She’s pregnant right now with the child of a black man.
I doubt it
Halston Sage is objectively hotter than Rachel McAdams. Fight me.
>implying god doesn’t browse /wsg/ all day for tik tok fap fodder
Mary was like 13, right? At this point Bonbi’s probably too old for him
I don't usually measure cocks
How much do you think she'd need ?