The most unjustly punished character ever

>LUCIUS, I NEED YOU TO LAY WITH ME
>PLEASE LUCIUS, CAESAR NEEDS AN HEIR
>LUCIUS PLEASE, I'M A QUEEN
>no way fag

he deserved it

All soldiers deserve to be cucks.

>leaves home for some 10 years, never write
>was never a loving husband
cucking was widespread at that time.

*Does her job*

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Say that to my face not in the Aurelians see what happens

>at that time

It is a time honored tradition to fuck an soldiers wife while he is away. Women from many different cultures still practice it today.

it is not cucking if she thought you were dead.

WHAT CHILD IS THIS?! *violently shakes small child*
I fucking love Rome.

It was a fair deal since soldiers got to rape and pillage. Nowadays they are neutered

>modern soldiers do not rape and pillage

Oh, user. Next you'll reply: "well not the ones from my country!"

Of course they do but it's frowned upon

That motherfucker jody has been a plague on society ever since ancient Rome.

classic roman excuse

Jody here, it's just sex...

>Implying ditching the biggest queen in history is not the most alpha move ever

Nothing is better than Sparticus. But Rome has some excellent moments, and better magic.

It's not a classical Roman excuse, according to Roman law it would be ok for Vorenus to kill his wife and the guy that she fucked.

>Nothing is better than Sparticus.

Confirmed faggot.

his wife makes my penis itch

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YOU DO THIS VIOLENCE BEFORE MY CHILDREN?

youtu.be/UW-qCY-5N6Y?t=157
>get tasked with babysitting x2 kids even though it's not your job
>can't say no because Senior Assets Manager told you to
>babysit these spoiled kids like a good wage slave
>don't immediately fall in love with their childish charm because you're at fucking work doing something you're not hired to do
>get tossed around by several pterodactyls through the air
>get dunked underwater over and over
>finally get fucking devoured by a fucking mosasaur
>neglectful Aunt that didn't see her children in 7 years and entrusted them to you gets to survive
what the fuck did the filmmakers mean by this?

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she was actually cute on this show but aged like shit in GoT

Spartacus has shit costumes and sets.

Be the CEO, not the assistant.

The shows are like a decade apart.

Great show.
Fuck GoT.

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>what the fuck did the filmmakers mean by this?
Assistants who don't bring their coffee on time and with a smile on are the worst people and deserving of death.

>she was married

Didnt notice till now. Fuck.

she was actually engaged and just wanted to marry her fiance and have beautiful white children.

GoT was actually in the works at the time and HBO needed to fund it but they already had Rome which was an extremely expensive show for it's time. BBC was partly funding the show and pulled out which was really the nail in Romes coffin. HBO executives have said cancelling Rome was a mistake and had actually started work on bringing it back but then the main set burned. that set was massively expensive so any hope of bringing the show back burned with it

WORDS FALL FROM MOUTH LIKE SHIT FROM ASS.

Ole's at the wheel

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Doesnt mean she doesnt age in the decade that fucking passed.
Fuck your "akchtually" shit.

nah good women don't age like shit

are all poles this autistic?

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and? she still aged like shit.

weebs know no nation but grorious nippon

based

This was it. This was the moment I knew I was watching the highest kino.
A classic display of courage, redemption, and camaraderie. Timon the Jew cheering as vorenus cuts down the absolute unit executioner.It doesn't get any better.

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And she didn't.
She just aged.

everything is better than spartacus

who gives a fuck about those, spartacus has dogshit writing and acting

His writing was really fucked as soon as season one ended.

Why do all the Romans on this show look like Celto-Germans?

The same reason they don't literally speak Latin: because it was made by and for Anglos. Do you hate Chernobyl too 'because of the accents'?

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Based Romans. Bring back that law.

She would have been a PERFECT Yennifer

Instead we got some bug-eyed mutt

>Do you hate Chernobyl too 'because of the accents'?
Yes. You might as well give them Minnesotan accents, just slapping a British accent on anything foreign doesn't make it somehow authentic.
And if you'd watched the show you'd know Vorenus comments on his "Gallic" appearance but you're too far up your ass to even know that

f-f-f-FEEEEEEEEEEET

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And if you'd watched the show you'd know that almost every character, from Pullo to Antony to Caesar all look like British islanders. Also I'm British myself and so don't consider the accent 'foreign'. You're literally the kind of brainlet that would criticise a stage production of Julius Caesar for using the Shakespeare script instead of making a 100% accurate reproduction of his life in Latin.

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And what of good Solonius?

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Good Solonius receives dubs as gifts from the gods

>You're literally the kind of brainlet that would criticise a stage production of Julius Caesar for using the Shakespeare script instead of making a 100% accurate reproduction of his life in Latin.
You're the kind of brainlet that thinks slapping a British accent on a foreigner is enough but will whine and whine all day if you dare hear an American accent in your beloved overrated british shows

Every time I see this meme I want to rewatch Spartacus, but then I remember the actor swap because the main guy died of cancer.

I don't give a shit if American productions of foreign work use American actors/accents. One valid criticism of Chernobyl is that the producers chose to explicitly block American accents arbitrarily. I didn't care about American Romans in R:TW and I don't care about British Romans in Rome. Either options is infinitely preferable to me than literal Italians trying to speak ancient Latin to please autists like you. I think this for the same reason I don't care if a Jap production of Henry V features only Jap actors speaking chingchong. It's fine as it's made by and for a specific audience to tell a story rather than be a dramatised documentary. You're a brainlet because you think this is somehow a problem

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I WILL HAVE MY VENGENCE
IN THIS LIFE, OR THE NEXT

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