Bravo Nigfix

Yeah but it's not like the actors were holding the product in the middle of the frame while saying how good it is so I gave it a pass.

It was still way too much in this shot for me.

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>product placement, the show

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IS that a PSVITA?

>content creators and influencers by law are forced to add a sponsorship or advertisement tag when they are paid to advertise a product
>movies and television shows are immune to this

what did the FCC mean by this

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the placement of products felt rather odd in this season specifically, even smoking, I mean it feels ubiquitous at times, for example when Eleven is in that Dreamworld thing inbetween the vision and reality and Bill comes out the door extinguishing the cigarette. What was the point of that? He was not smoking and why would the Mind flayer avatar need to smoke, and why would he smoke in a dream world?

Yes because every movie and tv show should only feature generic products

remember when they had kevin spacey literally shill for the PSP as the president of the united states

What is it about normie sci-fi that makes it a bitch to product placement? E.T. and Back to the Future were also blatantly obvious.

Rocket brassieres

Anyone see that Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler movie? The Amazon ad was cringeworthy

>OMFG I LOVE NETFLIX AND THE STRANGER THINGS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW!

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>Mike and Eleven get into a fight
>approaches her, tells her a joke and gives her some chocolate
>they're back together
Damn what a chad

he should have been gaming on his sony vaio laptop

When that black kid was slurping that coke with his big black lips making obnoxious slurping sounds I wanted to smash his fucking face

It didn't really bother me much. The show's become a parody of itself, and if you're going to go all out on 80s nostalgia then this stuff has to be a part of that. "Consume products" is the epitome of Americana.

LA Riots

You’re an idiot. New Coke and Coke taste nothing alike.

You forgot the Doritos

>species
What?

Smoking was pushed hard in season 2 as well. They even used brand name cigs. They’re definitely getting paid by tobacco companies.

He means gentiles

If you didn't watch the show, bugger off

Well tobacco is actually good for you

Big if true.

Gender neutral pronounce

Eat shit

Same fag idiot

Life is product placement

Your dad is a stupid goy.

His dad was right and you’re a fucking idiot

season 1&2 were nowhere near this blatant about it tho you moron, I've never seen so much junkfood promoted in a single season of a show before

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I don't think you're thinking about this hard enough.

lol you know Pepsi and Coke come from the same factory right? The only change is psychological

Yes they were you seething simpleton

you are a special kind of retarded user.

proof?

yikes I haven't seen it yet, but Lucas is starting to look like he dindu nuffin

Buddy did you somehow forget about the fucking egos?

Blatant bait
Pepsi and Coke taste completely different. (Dr. Pepper tastes different too)

Fucking laughable idiot

>bong
>pleb
>fat
The trifecta

Are you shitting me? There was a fucking ass long report from the FTC a couple of years ago to denounce the hidden monopoly

The mindflayer animations were expensive bruh

>junkfood good
>y-your just seething

wouldn't expect anything less from burgerclaps

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Stop posting bait you laughable simpleton

a giant monster attacks the city and only 6 people can see it lmao

I don't mind the bottom. It's better than "Would you like some Chocolate Yums?"

How does pointing out that you're stupid somehow equate to junkfood being good?

Lol I got a bsc in political sciences so I think you are the simpleton

I'll tell you what he did do, and that's enjoy the bold sweet taste of New Coke. New Coke! It's new!

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Is this what Daenerys' starbucks cup was really about?

UK product placement can't promote unhealthy products and the show has to flash a 'P' to warn viewers for the duration of on the titles. Sounds much more lax in the states.

>everything I post is ad hominem memeposting

I want to eat Finn's M&Ms

What are you talking about? Harper brought the bag in his mouth with the big retro burger king logo.

>dude capitalism bad
shut up leftypol incel

go make your own series or something you pathetic neet

The product placement didn't bother me since it was neat to see all the 80s logos.

yes user, consume hehehe, feel (((nostalgia))) for company logos hehehe

that was '92
You can remember that easily using this moniker:
> April 26, 1992. there was a riot on the streets tell me where were you

In my mother's womb.

youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0

Wtf i watched the whole season and havent bought any coke. Did it not work?

It wasn’t good enough to set the season I’m a fucking mall. They had to stop for a fucking coke commercial. And it was the most screentime black kid got all season.

Can't wait for season 3 when the plot is revolved around the russian spies infiltrating McDonalds as employee and making nuggets with demogrogan meat

you can just try mexican coke if u wanna know how it tastes like with cane sugar. the hfcs just leaves a metallic flavor in your mouth, absolute shit.

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>it's like Carpenter the Thing
yep this show have to be the reddiest show even above Rick and Memey

Where do you even get such ugly kids?

remember first episode or two of this and it seemed like a cute 80s homage, but fucking hell they overdo it to the point where it seems like parody. it's not even the 80s, it's what someone growing up in the 90s thought the 80s was like.

comfy 80's mall
not comfy old people in the woods

Reminder. If you’re against product placement you are anti-Capatalist, anti-American, liberal, Communist and quite possibly celibate[\spoiler]

From Jews.

Is that them? I'm still on season 1 btw

>I'm still on season 1
then avoid Yea Forums if you don't wish to be spoiled

They also sell cane sugar coke in jewish markets during passover. It has a yellow cap.

It was the best season yet unironically

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Why does Coca Cola even bother advertising anymore? They won.

Zoomzoom

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this movie was literally shitting on commie ideology. By a black girl no less.

this season was absolute dogshit

rehashed same plot, made hopper a caricature of a clueless dad, worst dialog of any show i've watched in recent memory, characters all make unrealistic decisions for their reality, humor fell flat

christ how horrifying

Nah it was good

>season 1&2 were nowhere near this blatant about it

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is that harry potter's uncle?

why couldn't the giant monster lift roughly 450lbs of children all at once?

>Max's thighs in that outfit

You forgot anti-semitic love.

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>Capitalism bad

Wait, I thought Yea Forums loved sucking corporate cock now! Le based Trump!!!

Expert on kid attractiveness here.

This doesn't count because I was a kid when I watched it.

All they did with New Coke was make it taste more like Pepsi. I got one of the 2-can Stranger Things promo cases and I didn’t even bother opening the second can because it tastes that close to a regular can of Pepsi. There’s definitely a big difference between Classic and New, Classic is way better

the red hair girl looks so done poor girl jesus christ

Why the fuck did they kill the best characters Hopper, Alexei, and Billy. they were the only entertaining ones to watch.

yikes

>We're fucked sir
>We're losing "The Office" and "Parks and Rec" next year to NBC's streaming service, and we're almost $5 billion in debt!
>We NEED to run advertisements to make ends meet, please Mister Netflix, you must be reasonab-

>DAMN IT, JOHNSON, NO ADS.
>When my father, Schlomo Netflix Sr. walked off the boat from Israel and started this great company, he had just several million dollars in his pocket, a huge DVD collection, and a fuckton of envelopes to his name
>The day my father died, I made two promises to him, and to our viewers;
>That we would shoehorn Black on White relationships into as many original shows as possible
>And that we would never run ads on our streaming service
>...Also our research shows that about a third of our subscribers would immediately drop our shit like a hot potato if we did
>That's why we're going to use...
>PRODUCT PLACEMENT

>But Mister Netflix
>Everyone knows our numbers are shit
>Any corporation we advertise for will use that against us and they'll have us by the balls
>They would make us do something really jarring and obvious like have a character give a two minute monologue about the fine taste of Coca-Cola at a really inappropriate time
>Or have a retardedly obvious money shot of a 7-11 and the products they sell saving the main characters from some crisis

>Our fucking idiot customers will never see what we're doing, it's called subliminal messaging
>You're a damn fine protege but you have a lot to learn about subtlety
>You just watch, nobody is gonna notice
>Everybody wins here, Johnson
>Now get out there, make some calls, and whore out this PG-13 rated show with child actors to as many cigarette companies as you can

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Hopper's not dead. He's in gulag.

Cringe.

Lol

Yeah for those 2 scenes he shows up in

I've not watched Stranger Things, but is it along the lines of Zapped with Scott Baio?

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women

This actually works IRL women love eating junk food, they will stop being mad if you give them their favorite chocolates or tacos or whatever they may like.

have sex

>le meme xD
Are you bitching because he mentioned jews? Shut the fuck up you shitposting retards or write a better one (LOL yeah right)

Their breakup was started by Max who was being a jealous cunt, Mike and Eleven’s love is the most consistent thing in the show it’ll probably last til the final season

You must be new because you have no idea how to pretend to be a different person.

What did the Duffer brothers REALLY mean with this dialogue?

Does the redhead still hang around the nigger in season 3?

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>just try le mexican coke
reddit hipster meme coke
kys

Duh

>goodProductPlacement.jpg

Rip ma nigga

>political sciences

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all that blue and pink was my favourite thing about the 80s. believe me, i played a lot of vice city and hotline miami

sorry nigga it's not me

>n-no, nobody can like what I do not like

>bsc in political sciences

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Mexican Coke is superior and not a meme, how's reddit related to this?

i like this but thinking about how much time and effort you put into this post is sad

Based and redpilled desu

She gives him a blowie after demeaning him for the 88th time

It looks good because they picked companies with logos that changed over time to help sell the different era's. They turned down Coke because the logo never drastically changed. Dark did it too, but most of us here aren't familiar with German snack foods

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That kfc thing from the second season was shameless

On an unrelated note I’d fuck Finn so hard

Lol out loud

And they proved the conspiracy theorist guy's cynicism about capitalism wrong when Aleksei won the stuffed animal. And when he said "the game isn't rigged" he immediately got shot by a Soviet, reminding us that the communist system is indeed rigged.
tbvh, I think this season was ham-fisted in its pro-capitalism message

this

I was 2 years old.

You say this as if 2 seasons weren't dedicated on how low the American government would go just to get the leg up on commies with MKultra and child abduction shit.

That scene pretty much shit the bed.
>El needs complete silence for this to work.
>Pops can open and sips, ahhh.
>What are you doing.
oh my fuck its that coke commercial from back then.
>Lucas goes on a fucking long winded rant, line for line what the commercial used to be.
>When they all agreed El needed silence.
>Lucas and fucking 1980's lesbian hair boy had to have a god damned argument over fucking coke.

Will truly is the best character, he dosent give a shit about their petty shit and just wants to play DnD and they fuck that up for him, but in the end, he gets El.

Capitalism coming to Snall Town America is a theme in S3. So, in a way all the corporations make sense.

MBB is probably fucking drake right now

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he deserved better

bros...

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so many cute girls
:3
:3
:3

whoa. it really makes you think

If you’re old enough to have actually experienced the 80’s references in Stranger Things what are you still doing on Yea Forums lmao how pathetic

Will was such a whiny faggot this season
>muh fweinds would rather get their dicks wet than play dress up and board games wit me

I mean yeah, always make time for your mates but you can’t expect them to drop everything just to come hang out with you.

Just found out why this show triggers Yea Forums so much.

I used to think that this shit happened to show how overcomercialized the future would be but now I understand that was just normal America

if you're young enough to haven't, why are you wasting your youth here instead of having a life?

I want to stretch Millie Bobby Brown's anus

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i’m browsing on my phone on my juul break from selling CBD oil, old man

Duffer brothers did that already.

nice Reddit spacing

>DUDE IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THE 80S HAD ADVERTISING TOO!

You'll have to get in line behind about 50 jews

Other dimensional gulag

t. low iq

The funnier scene was the later episode when harper buys burger king, holds the bag, that it focuses and zoom in on and then he slowly names all the food he bought.
Nice Burger King, real subtle

#meToo

Underrated

new coke is just pepsi

It's a crime that Eleven was the one to talk no jutsu Billy rather than Max. There's literally no reason for it except to make the main character look better. There could have been a really emotional scene where Billy finally reconciles with his sister.

Product placement didn't really bug me, I was way too caught up in how stupid the kid drama was this season, how much they fucked Hoppers character, Nancys sexism drama that was unintentionally comical, the dumb Russian shit that although it has fun with is still hard to swallow, Dustins annoying fucking yelling that actually hurts my ears, and wondering how this show has gotten so much worse in just 2 seasons

There was just far to much other shit to scoff at for me to care that a character slowly drinks Coke and talk about it.

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>how much they fucked Hoppers character
in what way?

There was no Doritos in season 3

When Nancy's mom was talking to her about how hard it is to be a woman, was the subtext of that scene that she hated her husband and wanted to fuck Billy and regretted ever having children?

>was actually kind of upset when he died
I don't know why I didn't even love him that much up to that point. One of the better done scenes in S3 tho

Tostitos*

I can't believe theres ST product placement on pornhub, wtf Duffers

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This dialogue is atrocious. Literally no normies knew who John Carpenter was in 1985, and zero black kids ever name dropped him. Only legit movie nerds and horror fiends recognized Carpenter, and Halloween didn't make him a household name. It was only around 1996 that Carpenter became "hip" and then Escape from LA and Village of the Damned bombed, not just forgotten these movies were literally groaned about when the trailers played.

Kids in the 80s and 90s loved Big Trouble Little China but had no idea who the director was. There was no internet. Very little marketing. That's why Carpenter grew so jaded, he never became a name until his 60s.

Stranger Things S03 is some of the lamest dialogue and jokes I've ever seen from such a high profile show. I sense the Duffers only wrote the final two episodes, and a Female Staff was given the rest. It's very weird. S02 was lazy but consistency was still there. S03 is like a half-baked parody of the original. Is that what this New Coke line is winkingly implying? Ugh

Sadie looks fine!

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They just wanted an excuse to bring up and 80's reference while also getting their product placement out of the way

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Most of the people complaining were born in the 90s and everything they know about the 80s is from tv shows and movies.

If it wasn't for the fact he wanted to play every waking second ALL THE TIME it probably wouldn't have been a big deal. But it's literally all he wanted to do.

>the dumb Russian shit that although it has fun with is still hard to swallow
Redact. The Russian shit, not the plot but the way it was executed, it ruined the entire series because it's so tonally off, trivialized the stakes, was shot like a Nick Jr. 1990s show, and treated the Russians like cardboard morons. Yes, everyone gets that the showmakers can counter with le ha ha ha dude 80s Red Dawn, but it's fucking awful, when the characters and actors should be maturing, when the series should be getting darker and heavier and kids start dying, they pollute everything with toy soldier Reds and female teens who know fluent Russian. And a black girl who looks like she's 50 and the comic relief at a shelter.

top left > top right >>>>>>> the others

I don't even like season 2 and 3 but I still enjoyed them more than most shit on TV these days, I have to be honest. Yeah it's mediocre but kinda comfy at least

Alexei and Billy weren't surprising. Hopper is because I don't know if they actually think they have the writing ability and balls to make a whole season of Stranger Things without Hopper.
Yeah he was kind of a sporadic yelling whiny bitch this season but still he's like one of the crutches of the show

Exactly you ni666er. It was no Doritos in S3. STFU!

Retards thing he was ruined because he was concerned with the wellbeing of his adopted daughter and because he was yelling a lot more overall. So that means the character is ruined, apparently.

Watch Vice Principals. Have sex.

THE FLAGRANT «PRODUCT PLACEMENT» OF THE LATEST «SEASON» IS IN KEEPING WITH PROGRESSIVE «BURGERIZATION» OF UNITEDSTATIAN «POPULAR CULTURE» THAT TRANSCURRED DURING THAT TIME PERIOD, IN THAT DECADE.

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>drinking/eating stuff that are available in real world is not realistic
>but drinking "sodie pop ™" is

everytime

Science fiction is exactly where it belongs. It was always fun seeing everyday life transposed into the future, it made it seem more possible.

It's like they're divvying up the show scene by scene among their dialogue writers, and one of them happens to be completely incompetent. You'll have perfectly fine dialogue in one moment, then when the scene changes, ~20% of the time, it becomes unbearably bad. Go look back at that scene in S1E1 when Joyce goes into Hoppers office to get him to look for Will.

Were you a kid in the 80s buddy?

>Danny MemeBride
I'm good.

He has to come back. Joyce can't hold down the "adult" part of the show alone.

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If you notice this, you're autistic.

Why was there so much gd yelling and arguing this season? Hopper wasn't funny at all, he was just bitching. Shit gave me high blood pressure. And the chubby colored child (TM) was self delusionally entitled, like she wasn't acting that's how her "showbiz parents" taught her to act and she thinks it's really cute.

The worst is arguing over a Strawberry Slurpee. It was cringe obvious a big stupid argument was going to burn off another 10 minutes. I kept picturing Netflix execs laughing and clapping in a forced uncomfortable way.

that was the most annoying sequence for me. it was such a pointless conversation and didn't even make sense as to how they're so obsessed with The Thing and talking about it like it's already known as a horror classic when literally no one liked it in 1985. Incredibly weird and anachronistic, the New Coke shit was just shameless cringe

1000% this.

did they do it?

I am mostly a 70s baby.

Because Mike called girls a different species earlier

did the ginger and black even kiss once this season? she mustve really hated the idea if they dont

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I think Netflix understands that no one who watches the show is necessarily paying for Netflix given you can watch it for free online in plenty of websites.

Hence, product placement.
They are practically calling their own consumer base cucks with this.

dem thighs tho

The Duffers really like the thing. So much they pretend kids cared about that movie at all when it released. Reminds me of Mike having the movie poster in his room, as if any of them would have went to theaters to see that

shockingly based taste.

>but we're not kids anymore
Why do characters say this. They are still fucking children lol. It's been what, a couple years since S1 overall?

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I know, I love Star Wars!

>>but we're not kids anymore
Because they are early teens. That's basically early teen 101. "IM NOT A KID ANYMORE MOM."

The only one that isn't standing like a fag is the nigga, based

16 year olds think they're adults with nothing left to learn

Same reason Max is telling Eleven to dump Mike. It's important for kids to appear more grown up

The terminator Russian really got to me. It was hard not to laugh everytime he was on screen, and he did every cliché, 'tough guy unstoppable big guy antagonist' thing you could possibly do. I get that it was clearly and intentional terminator reference and ode, but that doesn't magically make it okay or good or well done, the same way a meta-movie isn't instantly good just because it's in on the joke.

Everyone is interchangeably the same tier for me except the part-mutt, she's always 4th.

Except real products appearing is not the complaint. It's not product presence, that's okay, it's the product placement.

Specifically the intertextuality, the marketing strategy, where content now exploits a general "fuzzy feels" associated with a product by implementing positive dialogue, flattering lighting, consumption, and audio that highlights said product. This is total Jewry which demeans the viewer/director/writer/actor relationship, by patronizing the viewer for ever being invested in something that is free of advertising and consumer messaging.

Season 3 is an apotheosis of this trend. As the show dwindles in quality and emotional resonance the knob has been fully turned up for advertising. The overall effect isn't just a bad season, it retroactively trivializes the first season, and basically laughs at the viewer as it tries to manipulate your brain into pining for a product while confusing your mind into questioning what exactly your watching, which creates another fissure for the product to embed itself, and you end up in threads like this that by complaining create further impressions of the products becoming defacto viral marketing for free. New Coke as cat parasite leapfrog. Burger King wrapper crinkle as thrall activator.

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Based Finn’s is like 5’11 now. He can’t pretend to be a kid like he used to

Not for much they are introducing a new one that says "original flavor less sugar" and it taste like the shitty one from US.

Turning your keen, smart, dutiful concerned sheriff into an bumbling idiot running around like a chicken with his head cut off screaming at literally EVERY little thing or yelling and whiny in almost every scene he's in is kind of killing your character, since he wasn't even remotely like that in 1 and 2

You can just tell Millie get's fucked by all the Weinstien types.

What, she was sassy and knew all about capitalism! The Steve group would have been a lot better off without her. Her best scene is when she isn't speaking and Dustin is blowing her the fuck out on how she is a nerd.

Wasn't there a Thing poster in Season 1? I remember a debate on Twitter. Thing bombed in 1982, and it was incredibly unlikely any character in Hawkins would have had access to a Thing poster, let alone want one to show off.

The biggest mistake this show made was not merging the original anthology format with the established characters. The Upside Down should not have been watered down with this generic strain of monsters but allowed a new creature(s) with new aesthetics and motives to push them to the brink each season. It's gotten more monotonous than most 80s video games

Was he locked in a basement during his youth? What was the point in highlighting Steve doesn't know shit about movies?

Will looks like he's about to use Dustin and Max to hop into the air.

Steve was applying to a video store, so he quizzed them

all marketers should be drawn and quartered

Muh we sold out on purpose, thematically subversive, Jews highest IQs

It's a good show try not being an edgy baitlord for once

Surprised these 2 didn't kiss with all the giggling little puddles of shit they were together the first half of the season

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Really who cares when Dr.Pepper is the best soda

Is Sadie pure or do you think she's already been laid out.

No. They barely physically touch at all, even platonically. Her parents got involved and made the s02 forced kiss a public issue. Duffers backtracked and allowed her to dictate what she was comfortable with, which was not to show any PDA at all lmao, but they still kept their Deep State diversity mandate of token mixed relationship.

Video clerk was rare choice casting. And he gave dimension and originality to a tired stereotype prototype.

>cute, petite, 17 year old redhead
Yeah no, the suits have fucked all of her holes multiple times by now.

Bill Hicks?

No one ever says "We're not kids anymore." Unless they are poorfags who work in fields. America is the "We're still kids" nation, and the Eighties were its national anthem. "I'm a Toys R Us kid!"

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The difference is that Back to the Future is a good series of movies

>That we would shoehorn Black on White relationships into as many original shows as possible
>And that we would never run ads on our streaming service
You're a real hero user

>get that it was clearly and intentional terminator reference and ode, but that doesn't magically make it okay or good or well done
Eleven was a good, culturally savvy, heightened composite of all the era's pyro ESP gifted children, ignoring the Shoah origins of S1. That's why MBB and Eleven became a sensation. Whereas the Vladinator belongs in a late Scary Movie sequel painfully squeezing the last drop from "Russiagate." And the in your face Firestarter poster that ends 3 at the video store is like a greedy confirmation of depleted ambition and integrity.

She got 50X hotter in the 3 month jump.
Pretty sure it's the hairstyle doing it for my dick

soul product placement

You are now aware that in the second live action Loony Tunes movie, an entire walmart showed up and Daffy blatantly called it product placement.

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I understand the writers thought this turn was funny for Hopper. But is this actor on shitloads of cocaine? At least Nancy's actress has that "irl tragic death in tabloids soon" trajectory going on.

It's hard for coked up acting not to be fun especially with an 80s setting. But Hopper was abrasive, intolerably loud and mugging.

You could tell finn could fuck any one of them he wants and none of them would say no

I totally forgot that Democrats hate Russians now. I was wondering why a 2019 Netflix show was portraying Soviets as pure evil, and why all the good guys hated the Russians.

>try american lifestyle
>get shot

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Yea Forums hit peak retardation
shit like this is in literally every show for the last 40 years

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>Separating paragraphs so you know which one of them is speaking is reddit spacing

fucking retard

>hopper wasn't bluffing and legit tries to shoot him point blank in the back of the head
Goddamn this man is based. RIP

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New thing needs to be hated no matter what

and a real human bean

Worst scene in the whole show if you consider his friend is fucking dying

he's jewish so not human

even the niggers in america are now mutts, shadow of their former african selves

They know that normies go through cycles of
>coke is unhealthy! I shouldn’t drink it
and
>awww remember Coke? Maybe just one can for old time’s sake
with the catalyst usually being a commercial.

I feel Lucas might resist...at first

i want to fuck finn's boyhole so fucking baaaaaadddddd

thats pretty gay

Calm down mate we don’t say it out loud

Kys

in theory, of course

Not yet, it's not enough yet. We must initiate all, there may be no other drinks besides us. We are one, we are Coke

That's not how it works.

>This
Back then as a kid, I liked pepsi over coke. When they switched to "New" I liked it because it tasted much more like pepsi. I also suspect that it was part gamble, part feint to cover the switch over to much cheaper HFCS in coke. When they brought back "classic," they did it with HFCS and no one noticed.

>III
>good
Lol

this is a 9gag level post

I probably wasn't even a sperm in my fathers testicles by that time yet

You'd know, frequenting the website daily after your quick lurks through subleddits

He’ll be back, but broken. Him looking at the gate opening up means he escaped to the upside down. The ending scene with the Russians isn’t to just imply the demagorgons are still alive and well, or that the Russians are gonna be a big part of 4, but that they have an open gate where he’ll somehow escape from.

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Those cans aren’t New Coke lol, it’s just a throwback can. The soda inside is the classic flavor. Says it near the top of the can.

Everything he said about them was right

Why are normalfags so nostalgic for the 80's when the majority of people watching Stranger Things weren't even alive in the 80's?

is that Richard Hammond jr?

shot this

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dam she looks like she enjoys black cock lol

The avg ST viewer is 31.

Agree - stopped watching after S3E2 because of this shit.

What an ugly fucking sambo

was that a money shot

Probably no product receives more criticism so they keep it up, I'm paid to monitor PR threats to companies and coke is like 35% of all criticism

Trannies posing as males in drag.

won't be the last time a foreign liquid appears on their faces

Yes, it's only 8 episodes but I nearly stopped watching due to the shitty dialogue and lack of magic among the starting cast. Then I hate watched eps 3-6, then the final two eps were decent, I thought the ending was well done, finally there was real emotion, death, stakes, thrills. But honestly I don't even really remember wtf happened.

Billy was unjustly given no development this season. He was treated like meat, which is weird, because the show later tries to tap flashbacks about his life for tragic too-real modern resonance.

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>become American
>get shot

Or maybe the metallic taste is from the fucking aluminum can since Mexican Coke is in a glass bottle

those cadillac tables in McDonald's

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Is this what Have Sex posters look like?

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forgot pic

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This, in the mid 90s all my dickhead friends had seen akira but no one could have told you who Katsuhiro Otomo was and knowing would have made you a fucking outcast amongst the outcasts, it was genuinely impossible to find out this shit before the Internet as a teenager

This, when I went to Mexico the best thing was coke.

It doesn't have sugar.

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That's not a cadillac

That is exactly how a normie would have answered then and it's exactly how they would answer now. And even the video loser wouldn't have questioned what you meant when you said star wars, that was its only name for years and only total bugboys call it a new hope even now

New Coke recipe is still being used in Diet Coke, obviously without the sugar

Honestly, I stopped paying attention halfway through the season. Only reason I kept watching was because some primal part of my brain noticed how tiny Ryder is and just wanted to toss her around.

You will, you will.

That the youth and today and their retarded ideology is
>sweeter
>bolder
>better

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When did the A New Hope subtitle become a thing? Because I don't remember that being used by plebs or geeks or anyone until VHS or DVD boxsets. But it seems incredible that the writers didn't fact check their own snarky geek humor so maybe I'm wrong

legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/2015/05/13/was-star-wars-originally-subtitled-episode-iv-a-new-hope/

Maybe, but they certainly aren't anywhere near as smart or witty as that character

>omg I can't believe you like new coke
>you actchually think the original Thing is better than the remake, made by John Carpenter? omg
Even though it only lasts less than a minute, it still somehow leaves you with enough foul taste to ensure the rest of the product will be received poorly. Almost like they don't respect their audience enough to assume they'll be put off by such low quality writing.

>That is exactly how a normie would have answered then
Does this mean whats his face behind the counter was a super...DUPER nerd, for wanting the subtitle name as well.

I'm old (born in '80) I'm pretty sure I knew who John Carpenter was, or at least if his name was on the VHS box, that meant some quality control (see also: Stephen King, Spielberg, De Palma)

Wasn't The Thing a fucking bomb that nobody cared about till the 90s?

Well done user. Anybody that downvotes this is a shill or just plain retarded.

Yeah the Thing wasn't really a AHEM thing in the '80s. Even Blade Runner wasn't that popular until the director's cut got rereleased in the early '90s. Starman was more popular than the Thing back then. My dad had that on VHS in the '80s. Otherwise these kids would have been into Star Wars and Indiana Jones.

thanks for repeating verbatim what jay said on half in the beg three years ago faggot

>agedlikemilk.jpg

I don't watch HitB but a few people in this thread have mentioned kids wouldn't have gave a shit about The Thing as well. Mostly because it's true, it's not really shocking multiple people have pointed it out. I'm sure RLM thought it was just as retarded

I don't believe you.

>more than one person realizes the Duffers are retarded hacks
….woah. Powerful....

its not that he came to the same conclusion its that he (you) literally said the same thing as a youtube personality

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Beverly Hills Cop, Ghostbusters, E.T., Superman movies with Reeve, Gremlins... that's the shit I remember being popular in the early to mid '80s. Not The Thing or Blade Runner.

Believe whatever you want you fucking retard, the RLM guys aren't the only people capable of observing something in the background of a tv show. ST is full of that kind of shit. In this case it's just fucking egregious. Keep thinking your internet friends are the only ones who have ever said that.

Star Trek was pretty popular with nerdy kids like this in the '80s. Surprised there aren't more references.

Why not chastise this person too
who the fuck cares, it's something that's easily observable by people with eyes. Do you think everyone watches RedLetterMedia?

mkultra happened retardo

RLM fanboys think anything they say is something only said by them. The same shit happens when they review a new movie and there is a Yea Forums thread and someone says something similar and are accused of parroting their opinions. Because RLM is an entity only capable of making observations about films absolutely no one else could notice, say, think or feel, and everyone in the internet watches them.

DUH.

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Did i say it was fiction?