>be me >start of 2018 >lonely and neet >need to change >watch Prisoners movie one night >Kino meter goes off the charts >detective Loki is a badass (Jake Gyllenhaal) >he does this cool mysterious eye twitch / blink >I wanna be more mysterious >make continuous effort do it every minute in public >starts to become natural, feel like his character, feel more confident >notice I'm doing it on my own now, constantly >it's been over a year and I literally can't stop >mom is worried and is taking out loan to take me for brain scan
we don't have health insurance and we are not rich, what do I do Yea Forums
This. Besides the blinking you have to have abstract religious not obvious neck tattoos, dress in casual all black, not be a fat filthy neckbeard and have the hair of God himself.
Girls call me mysterious all the time, it's not a good thing.
Ryder Torres
Atleast girls call you all the time.
Logan Price
It’s anxiety and/or ocd. Ive been doing the eye twitch thing for years. My wife used to call me blinky It’s not that serious. No need for a brain scan unless you got other issues too
Gavin Perry
>imitate how Kitano does his half paralyzed blink >do it for a few weeks in public >finally do it in front of the mirror >realize I look fucking retarded How does Kitano do it guys?
Try getting half your face scraped off in a motorcycle crash
David Robinson
I make a 'pllitch' sound like I'm kissing air, same sound old Rust does in True Detective. I also got a little drawl in my voice, I can't stop this help
how much hairgoo do you need to keep this up and how inconvenient it must be. you need to wash it out every single night otherwise your bed will be hairgoopalace
Landon Nguyen
It's the only reason I stick to an ivy cut. I just use a bit of hair wax, it doesn't get sticky and styles my hair. Any longer and it'll be a nightmare to manage.
Lucas Stewart
Bruh a brainscan is the equivalent of 500 dollars where I'm from. I pity you Americans.
Dominic Sanders
Based
Michael Ross
I like his coat, where do I cop it
Mason Jones
Bump
Adrian Mitchell
What's your zodiac, OP?
Ryder Rivera
Did she take out the loan yet? Tell your mother the truth before she does
Nicholas Ross
>start of 2018 Nice try faggot.
Jason Thompson
oh I get it, you'd have to be braindead to pay that much for a brainscan which means you can save that money