”The winner gets me!”

is this what an american 16yo teen look like?

jesus christ

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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RYYYYYYYYYYYDEEEEEEEEEEE

this is the true why he wasnt in the f&f movies

Sooner or later all whores hit the wall. High school is probably the one time in their lives where they can actually experience power.

Thank god he will be back in FF9. I wished they could bring Han somehow back. Han, Sean, and Toretto would be the perfect trio to lead the franchise. And I hope they get back to racing instead of that “international terrorism” bullshit.

>30 year olds in high school
Is America really like this?

>the wall

Biggest cope ever. Girls like her ride the cock carousel during high school and college and then find some rich beta guy that provides for them that they have completely under control. And once she marries that beta provider she keeps riding the cock carousel behind his back.

>talk to a random american guy on discord once
>he tells me he's in HS (oh no) and a bit gay.
>start talking about how he was bullied by the sports guys
> from beating him tp putting their dicks in his mouth (wtf) and throwing shit at his house.
just like in the movies.jpg

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fr*ckin epic

>gets sent to live in Japan
>immediately tries to get goblina gf instead of native Japanese gf

wtf was his problem?

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ya boil?

Lording it over some beta cuck you are married to isn't power, user. And yes, post-wall women still can have sex with chad, but it's a pump and dump with chad controlling the whole dynamic.

I have no idea why so many foreigners who live in Japan end up hooking up with older women. I see it all the time here.

I never understand why you guys are so obsessed with chads, you're not them, you'll never be them and they won't even want to fuck you.

yes

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BOM WIDDA BOM DI BANG DI DANG DIDDY DIDY

Batman v Superman

Gays are liars. He wishes that happened.

>try to remember what my school time was
>can't because I played 24/7 vanilla wow

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The equivalent of being a celebrity

>summer 2005
>parents on vacation
>spend 3 weeks in dark room
>get clear till chromaggus
>proudly stand before ironforge bank and display first t2 bits
it was a different time

>tfw you played 24/7 wow but never achieved anything

god just like my life now

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>was 28 yo when this movie was shot
That was pretty funny.

I thought he was going to have a career with appearing in Jarhead and FF3. Then he... disappeared.

>implying native jap girls won't laugh at him "ew gaijin"

>oh boy, 3 months of summer to play vidya!

whoa special appearance by don rickles

Japanese women love American men.

Yes, Yea Forums tried to compete in such a race once and that is how the wacky races got started.

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>Never hung out with schoolmates outside of school
>Never invited to a party
>Just playing videogames when i wasnt at school
>Missing out on forming relationships as a teen left me unable to do so as an adult
>Still just play videogames when i'm not wagecucking
The game was rigged from the start

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>Japanese women love American men.

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Jimmy neutron live action when?

This is a meme. Almost all the attractive kids in my high school excelled big time, went to great schools and now have good jobs. Meanwhile, the kids who smoked and played video games all day still do just that. Smoke and play video games.

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incels leave

This

I will add that stereotypes of the jerk-jock are mostly untrue. They were pretty nice while a lot of the nerds I hung out with were sneaky shittalkers.

Sorry if wow destroyed your life. Remember: it's never too late.

>the protagonist loses the competition but gets the girl in the end

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>parents tell you, you will waste your youth with video games
>tfw it was true

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My dad used to come into my room and say "user, Life! The ultimate video game!". He would than laugh and walk out.

All women are like this, even if they swear they aren't
If you ever get beaten up by another dude in front of your girlfriend, mark my words user, she will leave you for the guy that just beat you up.

The "jerk-jock" types were upfront with their views whereas the nerds were backstabbing faggots the moment they got an inkling of leverage over anyone.

yesterday my dad found one of my pendrives that contained cunny images among other things
when he told me I almost had a heart attack
but he then said they were very cute and I had great taste, still I told him that I just saved a folder from a magazine speaking of th future top models
Im sure he didn't believe it but he didn't push it, I'm an ugly neet so he probably understand that this is just my relief and I have never hurt a fly
Poor man, I dont deserve him

Thanks for the blogpost, really added value to this thread

your welcome user

>Wasted his time on pointless sidequests
>Didn't farm useful exp towards physical/mental/social abilities
>The game was rigged from the start
Ok bud

>Are American high school girls really like this?
not in such an overt way. they still have that tendency to gravitate towards status and resources, though they're only this brazen when substance-abuse and drug-addiction are involved (which is why every school had that one greasy eminem wannabe with an x connection or whatever and a grip of females riding his jock)

You can still chance your ways and make him proud, user
It's not too late