What's the modern day equivalent of this?
What's the modern day equivalent of this?
i gotta catch an uber?
I have to go cancel my Netflix subscription.
I have a torrent that needs seeding
redbox
I have to dilate.
sneed
I have to pay my MMO subscription fees
There is none. AP is a period piece.
"I have to go, my uber is here"
MMOs are dead mate.
I have to feed and seed
Taxis existed before Uber you know.
what about torrents that need sucking
jeri get ipad
I usually just chuck those
yeah right
Modern equivalent is "I have to go" because nobody gives a shit what you do in modern world. If you specify where you're going that's weird and cringy.
I have to get dubs.
I tell people I have to return some videotapes all the time because it gives me an exit of a conversation I don't care to have while it comes across as a joke to the other person.
I need to go fuck my dog
Netflix and Chill could be the name of the sequel novel
"I have to return these digits"
Dam.
Pretty much.
Just say you have to fed your dog
I'm just here for the digits
I have some numbers that I need to check, like these ones.
My post, I mean look at it.
Now if you excise me,I need to check some digits
This is a solid strat. I might steal it.
this
gotta get em dubz, MORTY
IM DUBS RIIIICCKK
DUUBS RIICK
not bad
What did he mean by that anyway?
In the book he rents tranny porn (Shemale Reformatory School or something like that), so probably that.
Fuck, why did the movie remove Bateman's based tranny kink
based
Like half the plot is left out of the movie, it could have easily been a 2 and a half hour movie.
>no central park scene where he kills an 8 year old then pretends to be a doctor to save the kid in front of a crowd
>no rat scene
>no limo scene where he wants to "steal" Paul Allen/Owen's limo then pretends to be Donald Trump
>no actual VHS renting
>I have to marathon latest Netflix original series
>I have hit like , subscribe and share the newest video from my favorite eCeleb you tuber
entire thread made me kek
thanks Yea Forums
I have to go charge my phone
It says here on the transcript that you're here to meet a 12 year old girl.
I've actually heard this one many times
I have to go get my Amazon delivery.
>I need to update my iPhone OS
>I have to go check out my favorite eThot live streaming on twitch
damn user, thats smart
Nightcrawler