What's the modern day equivalent of this?

What's the modern day equivalent of this?

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i gotta catch an uber?

I have to go cancel my Netflix subscription.

I have a torrent that needs seeding

redbox

I have to dilate.

sneed

I have to pay my MMO subscription fees

There is none. AP is a period piece.

"I have to go, my uber is here"

MMOs are dead mate.

I have to feed and seed

Taxis existed before Uber you know.

what about torrents that need sucking

jeri get ipad

I usually just chuck those

yeah right

Modern equivalent is "I have to go" because nobody gives a shit what you do in modern world. If you specify where you're going that's weird and cringy.

I have to get dubs.

I tell people I have to return some videotapes all the time because it gives me an exit of a conversation I don't care to have while it comes across as a joke to the other person.

I need to go fuck my dog

Netflix and Chill could be the name of the sequel novel

"I have to return these digits"

Dam.
Pretty much.
Just say you have to fed your dog

I'm just here for the digits

I have some numbers that I need to check, like these ones.

My post, I mean look at it.

Now if you excise me,I need to check some digits

This is a solid strat. I might steal it.

this

gotta get em dubz, MORTY

IM DUBS RIIIICCKK
DUUBS RIICK

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not bad

What did he mean by that anyway?

In the book he rents tranny porn (Shemale Reformatory School or something like that), so probably that.

Fuck, why did the movie remove Bateman's based tranny kink

based

Like half the plot is left out of the movie, it could have easily been a 2 and a half hour movie.
>no central park scene where he kills an 8 year old then pretends to be a doctor to save the kid in front of a crowd
>no rat scene
>no limo scene where he wants to "steal" Paul Allen/Owen's limo then pretends to be Donald Trump
>no actual VHS renting

>I have to marathon latest Netflix original series

>I have hit like , subscribe and share the newest video from my favorite eCeleb you tuber

entire thread made me kek

thanks Yea Forums

I have to go charge my phone

It says here on the transcript that you're here to meet a 12 year old girl.

I've actually heard this one many times

I have to go get my Amazon delivery.

>I need to update my iPhone OS

>I have to go check out my favorite eThot live streaming on twitch

damn user, thats smart

Nightcrawler