Australian hours on Yea Forums

maybe if youre a faggot

fuck this cunt board

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>american hours on Yea Forums
>nothing but basedboys spamming capeshit and mommy

Fellow Aussies, why do mutts immediately get angry and upset so easily over bantz?

They're pussies. I can call black people coon here and they'll shrug it off. I'll probably get punched if I said nigger though.

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accurate tbqh
90% of australians rarely step foot out of their little pocket of suburbia

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>sheed feed and seed

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How would you know this? Are you from Australia? If not, then shut the fuck up you spastic cunt.

I am, and it's true.

cause you cunts are always smashing pingaz

oh no no no no

UNIMPORTANT IT IS IF IT IS DAY, OR NIGHT;

AT ALL HOURS, MODERATION IS NOUGHT,

YET, ARBITRARY DELETIONS, RANGEBLOCKS, AND BANS, ALWAYS NIGH.

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why do australians always act like tryhards on the internet

because other countries let them. fools who actually believe aussie boasting.

Passport revoked

Anybody got any good nightclub stories? Also

>/fingered/ General?

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nice larp 19 year old still living in his parents upper middle class capital city suburb

cry more faggots.

which state? no way are you WA or NT

I'm probably older than you.

you can't handle the bantz, huh user?

ITT: Australians reveal themselves as thin-skinned pansies. The real larrikins are the ones who upset their tender little countrymen. Reminder that Australia is one of the most urbanised countries in the world -- Australians are statistically more sheltered and less rural than Amerimutts.

your thinking of kiwis

They are faggots. Aussie banter is reddit.
Moot was right.

Fuck really feeling sloppily fingering a drunk slut in the hungry jack's right now

>no way you are [places where nobody lives]
no shit

90% of WA lives in Perth.

Fuck your mommy

>mommy
fuck off seppo

>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD

>I cannot banter, I take everything seriously and get angry at banter, therefore it's reddit
Spoken like a true butthurt faggot

>LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM
Isn't it Americans though who think all Australians are Mick Dundee?

Imagine seething this much

Seething banter boy.

It's literally this.

>it's an "every australian on Yea Forums is from rural queensland" episode
you live in the suburbs of a big coastal city just like the rest of us you larping faggots

>I am le hard cunt for living in a rural Iowan cornfield

God aussies on this site are pathetic. People like you who start throwing in as much slang as they can into their posts the moment they enter a thread where they can identify as an Australian to impress the Big Strong Americans even though you NEVER use those words in daily conversation since you're a shut-in NEET and not a north Queensland tradie are what's wrong with Australian culture

>all these assblasted yuwupoors and kiwis
Lmaoooooooooo

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any kinos for this feel?

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I'm literally a whiteboy who grew up in East LA during the 90s coast rivalry. I'm tougher than you bogan faggot.

based ivan

oi richo you here mate

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Less them, more the mythos of Australian culture perpetuated by reddit.

>VB

i drink teds or export you poof

evening lads

cringe

>we lost Junglist for this
just kill me

when you're as soft as an american """""man""""" everyone looks that way by comparison

I could dust you outside any pub name the spot and I'll heem you

based incel

>Big Strong Americans

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>Who I'm actually talking to

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you think that's funny, but it's actually not. the dude was a more or less famour ukranian prankster, and he was arrested by ukranian police after the show. nobody heard from him since then, he's one of the many people that have been arrested by ukranian police since the maidan protests in 2014 and just "disappeared".

they most likely tortured him to death and ditched his body somewhere outside Kiev

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What are some good Australian shows that have come out in the last few years? Are there any Australian novels you would like to see adapted to film ?

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t. absolute cazzie freshcunt

>Australian to impress the Big Strong Americans
Everyone loves Australians outside of NEETchan, everyone hates Americans outside of NEETchan. COPE.

how's that ABC boot taste boy?

Bushworld Adventures

look at the two thor's over here lets see your gains

honestly people from WA use the word cunt far more than Queenslanders.

Oi! I fucken live in the NT......ah fuck....

the industry over here is in the shitter

just stay tight and wait for me to run into some industry executive so I can tell them all my amazing ideas to save Australian screen

whats for dinner tonight gockas

lake mungo 2

spag bol

>East LA
Fuck me mate, how many cocks did ya suck?!

alri cazzie?

Protip, Junglist was never good or insightful in any way

souvlaki

Could kill you with a simple grappling technique

Ok low tier choice cunt. Unless your a wop get the fuck out

harden the fuck up

Why though?

i want to "fuck" delta goodrem

aioli wedges and sour cream

lol fuck off Dong Ping, just because you can't stomach real food doesn't mean we all have to eat centipedes and live fish

Fact: WogGODs are the most powerful race

id hate fuck her

tfw got all of Yea Forums on a string
dance for me puppets

protip: youre a faggot

Reckin im gunna go root sum cunt

Who /masterchef/ here?

I killed a gangbanger who tried to ice me for street cred

It's the Queenslanders that do it, they all larp like they're in Mount Isa but they're all beach fags from Brisbane or the Gold Coast.

Kinda like a certain sunshine state on the west coast of the US.

oi brutha who the FUCK Raee Youu lookin at you fukn cunt ill get the cousins on ya and fukin kill ya

>wife beater singlet
>old commo or subaru
>addidas

because no one wants to take any chances, because the industry is run by the same people who run daytime television, they have no idea about how big and wide the world of moves and television has gotten and they need to put their resources in more places than fucking ABC bumpers and 2pm daytime dramas for boomers, there's a reason why Wake in Fright is considered the best film out of this country and that wasn't even fucking made by an Australian company

I miss Junglist

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Wow aren't you tough

taramasalata

>they all larp like they're in Mount Isa but they're all beach fags from Brisbane or the Gold Coast
>implying difference

Queenslanders aren't really human, user.

no you didn't

based newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook and reddit

lmao think you could deal with this you skinny incel? BOW DOWN TO ME FAGGOT

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why do burgers get so assblasted by australians posting words on this siamese mahjong board?

like a child throwing a tantrum because someone touched his toys

is home and away still full of kino jailbait?

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Yes I did. It was self defense, there were multiple witnesses. I spent a year in prison.

so true

no you didn't

Why are Australians - more than any other people - so preoccupied with what Americans think?

pathetic larper

so true
PLEASE notice us BSAs

i'd deck you joshy you pathetic roiding faggot

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got it backwards dickhead

cazzie blow in freshies absolutely seething at based Joshy's trutbnukes

You look like you take it in the ass cunt

can confirm, I fucked him in the arse every night of his sentence

those chickenlegs

BOW DOWN TO ME FAGGOTS

australians are the most oppressed people on the internet

fuck up Josh

>tfw I know someone born in Mount Isa

No one is meant to be born in Mount Isa you go and you come back.

you look like a queer

why do people on Yea Forums get baited so easily by josh?

date casual homophobia

This is true but it is also true that you deserve it

the rest of Australia twists and contorts in response to the graceful movements of the mighty Victorian

fuck up josh

this is literally me

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Thats what u say to your gay boyfriend after i do your mum

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>cucktorians

and we bear that cross with glee

looking good mate

i can imagine seeing you talk about king gizzard

based josh going to town on the blow ins lads

>I killed a gangbanger who tried to ice me for street cred
So....about 20 then? Alright mate.

>t. faggot

Fuck off back to /int/ you retards. No one cares about vegemite

are we posting ourselves then?

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>casual homophobia

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this, we use it everyday. in fact i use it so much the word has lost all impact to me, like when you so a word so many times it starts sounding made up or foreign. i swear when americans hear that word its like that scenes from ted where marky mark covers his ear because the word "cuts like a knife". the pretty much flinch when they hear it. fuckin pooftas

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based fucking joshie

who are you quoting?

Talk shit get hit

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fuck off ya poof

>Steroids mean I can fight better!
I'd kick your arse and your shrunken roid nuts.

based newcunt

Josh

>who are you quoting?

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another angle

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711 sausage roll and a $1 coffee

Oi Goosey ya here mate?

looking good mate

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For fuck's sake

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has he Weighed In lads?

me and the missus

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noice, i just finished spag & meatballs

oi zachy you here mate?

>>who are you quoting

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looking good mate

based joshie

There's actually no mods when Americans are asleep and the board become tolerable

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15 year old me would always jack off to this

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well if we're all posting pics of ourselves may as well give it a go

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rate me lads

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Couldn’t care less if Ariel is played by someone white or black or Asian or whatever. Couldn’t care less.

What does saddens me is Disney’s ongoing downward trend. They used to release these incredibly original films every year. Now the only things they do are sequels or remakes.

looking good mate

My favourite Australian film

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based/10

this but unironically. not even a tradie or low class, went a private school even

Within 2 minutes Batman Returns feels more like a Tim Burton film than over 2 hours of Dumbo did.

(I forgot Vincent Schiavelli was in this. Dude was so good.)

any tradeGOD in?

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fucking boring mate don't care

All Victoria faggots leave the thread.

WE

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who's the best japanese hooker you've ever fucked? for me its ruru

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looking good zachy

because (you's) have spent the whole thread being assblasted about us?

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Having not seen Star Trek's 3 through 5, I was led to believe 3 was boring, 4 was a bundle of fun and 5 was trash.

I found the opposite to be true. How can anyone find Christopher Lloyd as a Klingon boring? 4 was just underwhelming. And 5 was not the worst thing of all time.

yeah mate toil looms tomorrow morning haha

*be's a big strong australian*

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Hello my fellow Australians, you're not being Islamophobic are ya?

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meet me outside the Wattle Glen RSL in an hour and I'll heem the living daylights out of you

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go cry somewhere else you arab fuck

reckon sebbo is in here
fuck off you obese cunt

COOK THE BOYS SOME EGGS

Do Americans with a mexican parent consider themselves either race? They know they're not wanted in either country, right?

enjoying the Weigh Ins lads

Why hasn't he killed his Jewish bosses yet?

it is shakib

bro it is shakib

my dear bros

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>tfw Asian gf boys

U r very gd boy

honestly........ BASED

What is with the obnoxious amount of slow-mo shots in #Wentworth this year? It's just making a bad show more annoying.

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poof

Give me a VB long neck you daft cunt

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tucking into some fish and chips ladies

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any wog man in?

just waiting on a m8

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>Fred

How the FUCK do you post on Yea Forums on mobile, guys?
I'm on optus and I swear to ganesh they've fucked me over so that I can browse, but can't post, even using that 1.1.1.1 DNS app. Shit's retarded.

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it's so nice to see the close relationship soccer players always have with their daughters

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looking good mate

b8

no you're not you just stole that image haha

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>People from x are ruining Yea Forums

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based freshcunt

Sure your mobile network isn't just rangebanned by Yea Forums? Cunnyposters get mine done in every few months. T. sydney telstra

Turn off ipv6 mate.

ruru's a girl la

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you got me lol

Australia looks comfy as shit
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kill me lads i got the nigger lips

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I think I've seen him whinging in /afl/

>telstra

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For me, it's The Shakib Show ;)

looking shit mate

ooooooooooooooo.......

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

youtube.com/watch?v=ILGTVMIyA20

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>he doesn't think BT is the best voice on australian tv right now
unironically neck yourserlf

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yeah mate past few years havent been kind

Looking good mate

You southern dogs are still really upset after we decided who was going to be PM

based reddit

>wants to grapple other men
poofta

based north queensland tradie, how's the quintrex mate

>Thinking voting liberal has any benefit apart from being a contrarian faggot.
Absolutely Queensland

Hey I'm from Fiji but we got Australian shows sometimes. Anyone remember that Kids science show in the mid 2000s called "Y?" One of the hosts was this kinda slutty girl and she always flirted with the main host. The show got cancelled or something and in the final episode they actually kissed and kinda made out and it appeared to be unplanned and was a surprise to the rest of the cast. And I was a kid but that made me very happy for some reason.

Anyone got the video?

cunt i already BTFO you when you said this in the cricket gamethread

LOOOONGNECK

I'm trapped in South East mate, just in the Gold Coast hinterlands. Slowly watching a tide of foreigners role into my pristine bush.

>cricket gamethread
t. freshcaz

no

We just did it for the bantz really. It's only because Anning, Palmer and One Nation were seperate parties.

>muh general
kill yourself newcunt, we've always had gamethreads.

>Gold Coast hinterlands
bet it's Robina or something you bogan fuckwit

*be's a curry*

>turn off ipv6 on a phone
How?

That's possible.

killed me mate

Ease up there mate, I said I live in the bush. Not in some shitty suburbia.

t. Helensvale pro

KEK the state of this pathetic newcunt not responding
you have been blown the fuck out AGAIN

It was her btw:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdO4cvKeME

you're not worth my time cazzie

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt mate

Aussies have never created any film or TV show that Yea Forums discusses - THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO POST HERE.

Freeloading koalakikes are worse than nigroes.

this is the ideal Australian city, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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@117743392
Just vomitted after reading this post lads

>mad max
>wake in fright

can really tell who the freshcunt redditors are itt

For me, it was the student visa girl at reception when I rejected all the girls they offered

burgermutt here,
how do i go about finding and Aussie pen pal to banter with?

Visit Yea Forums.org

Mate you need to get off the motorway and stop spending your weekends down at Surfers.

literally paradise
second only to fremantle

you've got a funny sense of paradise I'll tell you that

ok i just logged on. are you my new pen pal?

That seems like something channel ten would show on a saturday morning before an afl game

the Gold Coast is easily the worst place in Australia
all the worst bits of the city without any of the good bits. If you really want to larp as a true blue aussie bushman but have to stay near the coast move to coffs or something else

yeah, I'm a bit down to luck mate do you think you could send us some cash, you are my pal across the pond after all and I'm sure you're well to do enough to lash us some

Why is it in the shitter?

Unironically because when the last big free trade agreement was made with America, one of their demands was a reduction in the hours of guaranteed local content on TV. This coincided with the rise of reality TV. It was cheap as fuck to buy bundled American content to get to stuff they wanted, and that came along with a ton of reality TV to flood the airwaves with. Since they had no incentive to make local content any more and more American TV than they had time to show, the local industry died in the arse. It's on absolute life support. And it was designed to be this way, because it's now impossible to recover all the lost expertise and recover the local industry. So we have to keep importing American content.

Because they are upside down

>tfw no Aussie bf
jdimsa

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BRIAN UH
BROWN CUH
BASED YUH