how do i find a thirsty mommy gf
How do i find a thirsty mommy gf
Lucas Allen
Isaiah Harris
Stranger things? Now I have to watch it.
Eli Green
it's very redpilled
Charles Cruz
I used to live in this wealthy suburban hills area and there was literally a bar off the freeway that was known for being the place young guys could go to meet milfs.
Tyler Brooks
Go on Tinder, set your age to like 40 or someshit and flat out say you're into older woman
Dylan Gonzalez
>explaining everything instead of subtly showing it
This is why people are so stupid.
Levi Scott
Things have to be explained because people are stupid.
Cooper Long
I want a robin gf
Evan Lewis
>me likey watch female on screen
Christian Watson
Pitslut
Colton Ortiz
If she wouldn't have been a whore and led Billy on, he wouldn't have died!
Kayden Powell
>how do i find a thirsty mommy gf
You don't.
They find you.
Landon Ortiz
I worked in southern Sweden for a while in my early twenties near some university town, there was a hotel bar or something where there would always be thirsty older women.
Jayden Murphy
people are stupid because they have everything explained to them
Matthew Butler
yep. hotel bars lads, theyre in for one night on a business trip, theyre single or divorced cus muh career, and they wanna feel young. go get em
Jayden Hill
Wow no way, they're rigged? This show must be for high IQ intellectuals
Josiah Peterson
Ayden Ortiz
Almost picked up some woman at MEPS, she was business lady only in for the night and we got on the same elevator.
But our recruiter specifically told us if we were seen anywhere on any other level than our designated floor it's an automatic fail so I didn't risk it.
Julian Brooks
bars
Jose Davis
Alexei didn't deserve it
Charles Turner
>at work, a new lady starts. not super hot but had that milfish slightly chubby body and MOMMY-ness
>she asks me if I want to get some food with her at lunch, I say ok
>we start talking and the topic comes to relationships
>sweating.jpg
>at work, people think I'm a chad so I've pretended to have a gf (in reality, I'm a Yea Forums born and bred autist JUST but I hide it well)
>reluctantly say that yes I have a gf so I don't get exposed
>turns out she'd been divorced for many years and she tells me that she hasn't been with anyone in years
>my lonely and horny level goes off the chart, I decide to make my play, fuck it
>jokingly with just a hint of seriousness tell her that if she needed to get back in the groove, I'd be more than happy to help out
>she starts lauging and brushing her hair
>banter and flirt back and forth for few minutes
>in the end, she indirectly said no because I already had a "gf"
Fucking hell bros, I still hate myself to this day for being a faggot like that. I basically cucked myself, I'm forever doomed to be with you guys, my bros. She didn't last long at the company but I still fap to her by imagining to have sex with her
Daniel Allen
Nolan Cooper
What did you want them to do? Show a long still shot of the festival with an ominous Oh Say Can You See in the background? There's a reason why you're not a director.
Jackson Hill
nice pits but this was totally out of character, retarded and immediately dropped as a plot point
Justin Martin
congratulations
you played yourself
Colton Miller
yeah I KNOW FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
pic is her
Eli Rodriguez
not bad, definitely got that mommy look. you got pictures of her body?
Nathaniel King
Behaving like a whore is never out of character for a woman.
Julian Lewis
I refuse to watch S3 now that they niggered the ginger.
Jacob Butler
just couple I found on her kikebook. the one on the left is slightly older but the one on the right is much older. she's chubbier right now. the first pic I posted is the latest one
Jason Bell
Don't do it, man. You saw what happened to Billy.
Henry Wright
niiiiiice
shame you didn't get to slam that user, she's probably freaky in bed, all desperate older women are. she would've done anything for you, sex-wise
William Carter
yeah, if only I didn't have a "gf"
although, she did indirectly taste my dick. I managed to rub my dick all over the throat of her water bottle
Oliver Russell
lmao what the fuck
Parker James
two c plots involve a sassy niglet wanting gibs icecream and El learning about feminism. its bluepilled af
Kayden Green
Hnnnnnnggg
Caleb Turner
i was lonely and horny
Jeremiah Ortiz
This would be amazing in a comedy.
Anthony Russell
Bad autist
Jace Moore
But the whole purpose of that conversation is so that Alexei has the desire to prove him wrong by winning at the games. The jew's speech is preachy but it sets up the satisfaction for both of them in seeing that it is still possible to win despite what cynics tell you
Jose James
You idiot. You should have waited a couple weeks, then break up with your fake gf and ask milf out for some drinks.
Hudson Anderson
>neurotic jew tells russian that everything is rigged
>russian goes on to prove that with basic skill you can win
>jews actions leaves him to be murdered by his countryman so he can get corn dogs
Really makes you think.
Kevin Howard
Actions have consequences
Anthony Carter
Well this was right before christmas time and then I didn't see her again until spring next yeat and only for few minutes. She left soon afterwards. Some of us JUST aren't meant to suck pusy bros...
Thomas Martin
user it seems like she was thirsty enough for you, i think you should try and make a move anyway if you still see her
Robert Roberts
What do you mean?
Adrian Butler
>excuses excuses excuses
You could have found a way, but you keep making up reasons to cuck yourself. You're not "meant to be an incel" you just like feeling sorry for yourself.
Asher Bailey
Fuck off Kip
Jayden Lee
It's what you get for trying to play cool. That shit never works.
Isaiah Sullivan
Patty Jenkins lookalike
Easton Morales
Play cool how? By pretending to have a gf?
Joseph White
This milf actually played Christopher's wife in the last season of Sopranos. She looks better now.
Cameron Harris
Good lord almighty
Camden Wood
>50 years old
>No wall in site
>Better bod than some girls in their 20s
>Supremely lickable feet
Kevin Russell
Memes about NoFap aside, I'd recommend it. It's good having all the extra hormones and testosterone pent up in you. Doesn't make you a superhero and requires willpower on your own part but do recommend it.
Lincoln Ortiz
>lying about having a gf or virginity or whatever
Utterly pathetic. I have insecurities like the rest and do care about public perceptions of me but I've never felt to need to be anything but candid and blunt about never having a gf, only fucking once, etc. is it comes up and I'm questioned. Maybe it's cause I'm good looking so the reactions tend to be more surprise than 'well no shit' and mockery and stuff.
Brandon Gonzalez
But then when you're around women you act desperate as fuck. Like a pent up dog. That shit drys up pussy faster than you can blink.
I'm not saying nofap is bad, but every now and then you need a release or you'll look like a desperate fuck.
Camden Foster
Yeah I know but I work with a bunch of blue collar boomers. In hindsight, I'd have just said I don't have a gf but whatever. You learn your lessons and mkve on
Michael Jenkins
imagine watching this
imagine PAYING to watch this
Ethan Bennett
That's your problem then. For others, they'll have the actual drive to cold approach, more outward confidence, etc.
Cameron Collins
>implying Billy wouldn't have taken some other milf out to the motel.
Nicholas Lewis
Haha what?
Justin Cox
I was with you until the last sentrance.
ya messed up dweeb
Dylan Anderson
autistic
Landon Walker
>jew blames le white man
>gets btfo when he's called out for not being white
Connor Price
That's not an excuse user. Being lonely doesn't mean go be creepy.
Caleb Harris
you absolute idiot.
Carson Turner
I request moar
Andrew Fisher
So, can all of us agree best acted character this season was Billy?
Daniel White
she liked you from the moment she asked you to lunch you idiot. dumb shit like this is why you'll never get laid, literally just b yourself.
Ian Perez
yikes. looked better on the sunchair
Connor Mitchell
And this is why you never, ever lie about yourself to "be cool". Hope you learned your lesson, user.
Jose Brooks
Why did they decide to make this into a full blown subplot, instead of just keeping it a kind of funny/hot running gag?
Kayden Phillips
When I was in the Navy stationed in San Diego, there were a few bars known to be the regular haunts for "Westpac Widows", which are basically chicks who's husbands/bfs are on deployment, and are looking to get fucked. I even got approached and hit on by one who was probably about late-30s/early-40s (I was 20 at the time), but I managed to sperg and spaghetti until she lost interest and walked off.
Carter Powell
you are a fucking idiot for posting her photos. If someone finds her actual account some dick is going to snitch on you
Lincoln Powell
cast him
Wyatt Wood
We are't your bros faggot, get that newfag shit outta here.
Evan Brooks
Imagine the IQ of the men who want to be selected by deprecated whores for the sex
Camden Wood
This
Wyatt Gutierrez
Anthony Johnson
>720x360
Brandon Gonzalez
Kevin Butler
Christian Campbell
W-w-who ist that, user?
William Jenkins
he has such beautiful eyelashes
Isaiah Robinson
>be stuck only rooting for Steve for S2
>S3, Alexei joins the fray and Billy becomes a better character with something to do
>they both die and Steve gets further cucking
high hopes for S4!!
Tyler Myers
there is nothing wrong with this you virgins thats how a normal ass looks in an 80s style one piece
Camden King
Nah
Jason Martin
>the most stable marriage from season 1 is sacrificed on the altar of female hypergamy
I mean at least the show is redpilled on women but pic related did nothing wrong
William Harris
MOMMMYYYYY
Samuel Taylor
you had the perfect chance to share a mona wales vid yet here you are like a fool posting busted ass nina hartley
Alexander Sullivan
that woman could eat an apple through a chainlink fence
Jackson James
whomst is this?
Jacob Young
>most stable marriage
>lets his supremely fuckable wife go completely unsatisfied
Aiden Anderson
>instead of voicing this complaint I'm gonna get dicked by a psychopathic douchebag 20 years younger than me
t. woman
Joshua Campbell
I had sex with my friend's hot mother when I was 19.
It didn't work out so well for me in the end.
Gabriel Reyes
she doesn’t get dicked down though, she correctly reconsiders. also in regards to your original comment, that’s not what hypergamy means. unless you think a teenage lifeguard is of a higher social class than an upper middle class adult man?
Brayden Sullivan
>imagine having an old woman fetish
can't relate.
Zachary Reyes
>unless you think a teenage lifeguard is of a higher social class than an upper middle class adult man?
He's higher value according to biology and genetics with his chad-looks and aggressive attitude. Money and comfortable lifetsyle can bring a man to that level, but ultimately genetics win out when it comes to short term sexual flings
Daniel Lopez
that’s not hypergamy then.