Star Wars

Why does nu-Star Wars barely have any lightsaber combat? It's what Star Wars is all about.

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>no young and handsome Jedi main characters
DROPPED

>It's what Star Wars is all about
star wars is about drag racing

>mods keep deleting threads about disneyworlds star wars expansion bombing

yikes

Because everyone pretended to getting sick of it from the Prequels, so much so that idiots start to associate decent choreography with being "over-choreographed".

>It's what Star Wars is all about.
its not but k.
it was fun. like those Chinese style movies were people run on water and cut rain.

um sweetie violence is not ok, think of the children. someone could get hurt, unless...

>sweetie
Kill yourself queer scum

Girls don't like violence.

DisneyWars isn't real. KOTOR, Jedi Knight, and the books are all Canon in their own ways.
>Disney owns StarWars
They don't own my mind and I decide truth. Other's truths are just spooks.

Because those lousy actors would have to train for good lightsaber fights.

Just look at that bad Reylo vs Guards fight from TLJ, all the stuntmen tried to save the choreography while Rey missed 3 or 4 cues, fucking it all up.
And that seems to be the best take they could get for the final film.

Now imagine this incapable actor to carry a whole duel, without 10 stuntmen trying to mask her mistakes.

fuck you faggot, anakin vs obi-wan was laughably over the top and awful

What do you mean? That fight was pure kino.

EU is literally the most autistic franchise next to Sonic.

You say this, but the Jedi ideology has always preached pacifism and nonviolence.

But you don't actually like Star Wars, you like the prepackaged toy store version of jt

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>117740244
indeed, I like my heros when they just play pranks and die for no reason, amirite fellow totally NOT disney shills?! kys redditnigger

They think that people like the star ship stuff more

>NOOOOO WHY DID DISNEY TAKE MY FAVORITE TOY AWAY

Have sex and get a job instead of wallowing in franchise nostalgia, faggot

if nostalgia means the pain of an old wound, then whats the pain of a new wound called? Sequelgia

imagine thinking theres some kind of deeper truth to fucking star wars

Theres a reason the original trilogy was universally beloved by both critics and audiences for decades. Franchises don't last 40 years unless they mean something to people.

Just because it's a fast paced fantastical fairy tale in space doesnt mean nothing going on has any meaning or value. You call yourself a fan, yet you diminish the thing you claim to like?

It dragged on for a bit but that's about it. The throne room schene in TLJ is just pathetic

It's pretty bad. Even laughably so at times.