What is she writing here?
What is she writing here?
:sip sip:
"I hate you Dad"
>I've never had an emotional connection in my entire life
Brie Larson was here. Where is she
Brie Larson
was here
is she
Open your eyes it's plain as day dumbass
"Even if you have sex, you'll still be an incel."
Brie Larson was here, where is she...
"Bring anti-fungal cream ASAP"
Brie Larson
was here. Where
is she going to
tell user to have
sex next? Tune in.
This gloryhole needed more trannys.
"White man bad"
"Listen up cis white males"
>Interea Roma Gothorum irruptione agentium sub rege Alarico atque impetu magnae cladis eversa est, cuius eversionem deorum falsorum multorumque cultores, quos usitato nomine paganos vocamus, in Christianam religionem referre conantes solito acerbius et amarius Deum verum blasphemare coeperunt.
>biological male
chuck and fuck
How old is she?
>17 posts
>Still no exploitable
"I can't love anything"
Haha what if somebody made a gloryhole edit? Haha
has this been photoshopped as a glory hole with a dick in her hand yet?
based white man who can read cursive
Bonus points for cum on her face.
>OH EXPLOITABLE
>whatyearisit.jpg
who writes their name in lower case?
I do because it looks more aesthetic
A humble person like Brie.
kek just do the full meme instead
>le funny reddit maymay dickbutt
kill yourself
>I love Yea Forums and Apu Apustaja
have sex
>I want to marry user!
:o
>brie larson was here. where is she sneed
huh
But.. but I'm black I can read it too?
WHAT DOES IT MEANNN
I've never seen a picture where she doesn't look like a total bitch.
Just look at the eyes. They cannot lie, even if her smile is trying.
Based sip poster.
Play Deus Ex and have sex.
>tfw I am a male emcel
Also, Brie Larson is pretty busty.
Nigger I've been here since '05 and still find dickbutt funny.
You're honorary white now, gratz.
Fuck off newfag memes are what built this place.
>"Sneed and Feed, formerly Chuck"
Based
Best girl forever
why don't girls ever shut the fuck about playing zelda?
The sole reason Brie Larson is alive is because of Nintendo.
>ywn sit at home in your jammies and play 'tendo with Brie.
which zelda? there's like 20? is her life really so shallow, there's just """working""" and one of 20 zelda games she's "living"? is this what those smart people call MARKETING? please someone post a picture where this actress doesn't look like a total fucking cunt, goddamn just look at those eyes, she isn't even human
fake gamer girl
Want me to call Bowser on your asses?
eff en words
>brie is a fake gamer
I wonder how much nintendo is paying her
TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING INCEL
HAVE SEX HAVE SEX HAVE SEX
OH WAIT LMAO YOU WILL *****NEVER****8 HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING INCEL BITCH AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IN THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
OH BOOHOO THIS COOL GAMER GIRL IS IN YOUR FUCKING COMIC BOOK MOVIES, BETTER GO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL YOU FUCKING IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL F U C K Y O U
*raises pitch a whole step but was already screaming*
FUCK YOU I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT IT DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY FUCK YOU FUCKING INCELS HOLY FUCK I CANNOT FUCKING EEVEN
*reads your post again*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>he said, shitting on a post constructed entirely of memes
You've been on reddit too long.
oof
wasted numerals
lol imagine trying to take my gf from me...
it's okay, i know ur just Jealous. :)
*deletes the pic of me and bree playing zelda 8 togther in PJs and smiling at the camra instead of posting it here to gloat in front of u and also watches captain marvel with her along with her whole filmography and she smiles at me like she really wants me forever*
:)
bless you user
dickbutt is classic Something Awful you fuckin zoomer
bing bing
wasted numerals
based-ed numerals
* brie herself takes the phone from me and types into the 4channel reply to thread no 117737371 thread window saying WAHOO*
:)
Why is she so confused all the time? What did you do to her Yea Forums?
>ywn cuddle with her under her weighted blanket
>psst
>wanna come cuddle user?
Not in those clothes, whore. :)
What about these clothes, b*tch boy?
mmmm, sorry, she's with me right now, and we are not currently swinging... nice disinfo though paparazzi! XD you must be really fun at parties... have sex? you know the wonka memes where willy wonka says something condescending like "oh, tell me more about how you are new here"? imagine one of those for you, because that is what brie told me to post... just for you :))
*eyes pop out of head*
AWOOGA!
You word yourself in such a particular way, I'm actually starting to believe you.
Tell Brie to start making that Samus movie.
how can you stand being shat on for this long. better go collect reddit gold or 9gag upvoats from likeminded individuals
classic on 9gag maybe
wtf kind of weird post is this? Go dilate.
It's weird because Brie posted it. I'm 48% sure.
What's with the constant Brie shill threads for the past months? Did Brie found Yea Forums and decide to shill herself?
>better go collect reddit gold or 9gag upvoats from likeminded individuals
Yeah you're pretty new. Oldfags never really "moved on," we just lurk other chans on top of this one. Other chans for quality, reddichan for shitposting.
>Did Brie found Yea Forums and decide to shill herself?
There's a possibility. The last two pictures she posted were a sipping selfie and one of her feet.
Pretty weird coincidence given that the sipping meme originated here.
But the threads are made by some people who waifu her.
ooooo, sorry sweetie....... oooo damn it hurts so bad to have to tell you that i am not dilating... ooo sweeite hush! it is so harsh it hurts you i know i know hush now hush..... we wouldnt want to hurt your widdle feelings.......
*asks brie if we would really want to hurt your feelings*
oh, wait, we would. :). HAVE. SEX. IN. CEL.
she says "i cna only email miyamoto-san so much! T_T" (emojticon is her request)
perhaps start a petition on change.org?
Seek help.
mmm i have help in the onesie covered lap of the girl of ur dreams as featured in the CAPTAIN MARVEL films and she strokes my hair and calls me cute too while i lay there, but *wonka meme* tell me more about how you're super insecure about your lack of having sex and also women being strong leads in comic book films
So this is either some clever bait, a Brie stan from twitter (you guys pale in comparison to real briefags on Yea Forums, btw), some tumblrina, Brie herself, a friend of her OR a schizophrenic.
In any case, go do a somersault off the Empire State.
>larps
>is literally mentally ill
>needs to dilate
>infantilized
>types out redit memes
Seek help. Stop posting. Seek help.
hahahaha here is a rap brie just wrote about you
you won't have sex
because you're YUCK
you're incel man
yuck yuck yuck Fuck
holy shit i'm sorry that made her laugh so hard writing that rap song, she actually peed a little and has to change out of her onesie! maybe if you incels put up a good bid we'll hock it on the 'bay :)
Ew. Stop posting. Seek help.
What a schizo.
Sage.
>Shooping in a MAGA hat
Desperate conservative losers
here is another original rap song from ms. Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers just for you
i just di-lated
how bout YUH
i am a tranny
fourchanNEL (intone this so it rhymes with "yuh")
you won't have sex
you're incel BRUH
and i'm just laughing
captain mar-vuh :) (say this so it rhymes too)
and you sir have officially won the cringiest post of the year award! :)))))))))))))))))) CONGRATULATIONS (brie said this is a meme some netflix show idk)
Not reading any of this post at all. Literally stopped at no words. Stop posting. Seek help.
>falling for their bait
Just let the thread die already
mmmmm how about we don't and say we didn't sweatie
> I've been here since '05
That's so hot user
have sex
So you've been a redditor since '05?
>Annoying and hated by many
>Plays nintendo
Checks out
that pic is begging to be shopped with a dick at a gloryhole
She's literally perfect.
>writes in cursive
She is a fellow woman of culture.
do you wanna write a rap song about it maybe?
"time to birth some mutts"
w...wait....
hummina hummina
y-youre a guhguh guh guh GIRL?
DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!
UR SO HOT AND COOL
>I’m only 29 :(
I laugh every time
classic, great job
Me in the back on right
That nazi badge
Formerly Chuck
Go on then, wanker. Change the text at the same time, to:
Thinking about Big Harvey
>i want user to notice me, he's such a qt
>no one did the obvious shop
>writing
she's just doodling around
Brie Larson was formerly here
>so where are we going, user?
"nigger tongue my anus"
When you see it
Dickbutt predates reddit you fucking retard
Gas the kikes race war now
Dubs and holocaust didn't happen but it will