ITT: spooky christian kino

>not believers get btfo once again

OH NONONONONONO

>comments full of spics

LA RAZA

>why would anyone bother to fake it?
Because christians are attention whores bent on "proving" their nonsense is less crazy than everyone else's nonsense.

>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath
>Christians make idols of saints and lesser characters

/facepalm

>THE CHURCH SAYS IT'S A MIRACLE SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Definitely no conflict of interest there.

and we're going to heaven for it baybee

meanwhile you'll have to beg jesus to keep you out of hell

These levels of cope were once thought to be impossible, user here proved us wrong

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>blood was confirmed to have originated near the heart
>white blood cells in the blood found by several prestigious forensics teams
>white blood cells dissolve in water
yea bro yea its fake bro yea bro for sure bro yea bro yea

>HOLY SHIT GOD YOU MADE THE CAST DO THE THING HOLY SHIT BASED BASED BASED
Are catholics aka the great harlot followers incapable of being spiritual?

>the blood is actually blood, HOW COULD ANYONE FAKE THIS?!?

>literally witness a miracle
>everyone pops out their cellphones instead of revering an act of God
Human yeast

why doesnt god just yell down from the sky that he exists?

youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg&t=435s

These are not homo-sapiens like you or I.

kek

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if any of you believe this bullshit, you can hardly even call yourselves homosapiens

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Doesn't want to hurt our ears

Hopefully in a dacade or so, religous beliefs will be mostly dead. Then we'll just have normal tards that dont believe in 'Big magical sky man'

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In a decade or so we’ll have a new religion of sun and lightning

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>Sri Lanka
These are the pajeets calling you claiming to be Microsoft support so you give them all your passwords, you think they wouldn't also lie about a miracle to get attention and money for their shitty little village?

>360p cant see shit

>electronic toy short circuits
>OH MY GOD DEMONS IT'S LITERALLY A DEMON THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION
Reminder that people who unironically think like this still exist in >current year

>all approved eucharistic miracles in history have the same blood type despite many of them occurring before people had knowledge of bloody types
Really makes me think

Data says that the only religion that is shrinking is atheism, ironically enough

yea maybe cause atheism isnt a fucking religion. inb4
>but it's a belief system

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Lolwut

mysticsofthechurch.com/2018/09/jesus-blood-type.html?m=1

It doesn't matter whether atheism is a religion of not, the point is it's cringe and retarded, and less and less people are falling for it.

>it's always some crazy christian sites and never famous peer-reviewed journals
>all the scientists are always deeply religious and worked also at Turin shroud and other miracles
Makes you think.

I just linked that because it had an extensive list, you are free to check each one separately for the info on your own
>m-muh grand conspiracy
Cringe

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Sadly I can't find the actual studies anywhere. Only some chrsitian reports that such studies were conducted.

Give it to David Reich and his ancient DNA team. Let's see what was Jesus' haplogroup and actual DNA. I would unironically start believing if all these samples would cluster together and had the same paternal and maternal markers.

>I can't find sad studies anywhere
Dumb fedora, are you even trying? Easy as fuck to find

Links?

>being comfortable with being this retarded and uninformed
CRINGE

inform me then

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