ITS BEHIND-

ITS BEHIND-

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If you were all these things you would just attack me right now, but you're not, so some of you are still human, show me dubs and you'll burn, singles and i'll let you live.

>4 times a day

BRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH XD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyone got some nail clippers?

I lulled

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...

get me off this fucking couch

I'm as human as you! Give me a gun!

VOODOO BULLSHIT!!

Dude, trust me.

>GODDAMN SWEEEEEEEEEEEDES

9/11

You can trust me.

So how's everyone's night going

*suspiciously sneaks around*

>average Glock user

I’m a completely normal human bean who likes normal human things, like braiding my keratin follicles or consuming dairy products.

I'm 100% non-extraterrestrial my friend

mind meeting me outside?

I have survived 5 of these threads without becoming the thing, and I don't intend to start now...

I'm a thing guys, go ahead, I've already won.

I'm in your food supply.

I'm the Thing, please kill me.

Bork bork lmao

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You’re not *the* thing, you’re just *a* thing.

The fuck you want

Funny coming from THE FUCKING THING!

Trust me

Bro just untie me lmao

Let's light this nigger up.

No! I’m human! See?!

sorry bro

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I'm human but I'll attack you anyway you nigger

yee

Just untie me and I'll show you

based, we got this

How do you do, fellow humans? It's only me, I'm not an alien organism or anything, can you imagine such a thing? Haha

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Yeah fuck you too!

>tfw the things are all killing each other
humans are winning in their sleep

>t. thing

Haha, how absurd! Lovely neck flaps, my man, I should grow mine out tomorrow!

user meet me in my office

thing sympathizers will get the flamethrower too

no

yes u fuckin bitch ting

no

Shalom, goyim. As you can see, I'm human too!

The test won't prove a thing.

Safe thread so far

*burns*

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It's all right user, I trust you

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*Raised paw*
Erm isn't it racist to kill the thing?

It's not me, nu-uh

I got this one lads

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I knew it was you Garry, thats why i do you last

The Thing was a social commentary on the need to exterminate Muslims before they spread on entire Europe and USA

When the weak court death, they soon find it.

Ayy lmao

I am human too, just like you fren. pls untie

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shit... he knows

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I'm a real boy Maccready

I'm human cunt

thanks luigi

I-I'm a human