What meals or snacks do you like to munch on when watching kino?

why do people think their basic food prep skills interest anybody?
wow he put some eggs on toast that's the shit I eat when I'm drunk, good job millionaire you just did a lifehack, tell me how I can be as efficient as you by signing up for $50 of brain piills per month

>fried eggs from my yard

Does he have an egg garden?

pic related

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The yolk is fucking pooling around the bread

he must've been stoned as fuck when he made this

oh shit we having a egg thread?

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>oh no one of the six eggs burst and are now all in the bread whatever am i gonna do!!!!

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Eggs grow from trees

IMAGINE the farts

the sheer amount of these is ridiculous

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>The eggs are fine
Maybe if your plan is to wipe them off your plate in their entirety with toast. They're hilariously undercooked for an egg sandwich which is why it fell apart before he even had it together.

What the fuck is this brainlet doing

Over easy eggs are fucking gross.

Has anyone posted this to Gordon Ramsey yet? It would honestly be fine if he'd just restrained on the eggs and cooked them a little more.

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*barf*

>5 cloves of garlic
What the fuck is wrong with him.

those eggs look like shit regardless of whether or not a yolk spilled

there is literally nothing wrong with this if the yolk is heated to sufficient temperature
in fact, runny yolk is significantly more flavorsome than hard yolks, and yolk soaked bread is much better.

>le reddit asterisks

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His shits must be Lovecraftian

>Eating the same in burrito form right now

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>tfw my egg tree cracked open and spoiled

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I like my eggs scrambled, fluffy and buttery. Salt pepper. if youre a pussy, then chop them eggs up. I prefer an egg pancake.

*cringes*

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probably killed his taste buds from smoking weed 100x a day

Rhonda Patrick told him garlic is good for you

>MCT oil
>google it
>first result
healthline.com/nutrition/mct-oil-benefits#section4

LMAO

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Is eating 6 eggs in one sitting normal? I tried 4 once and it made me queasy.

>he thinks the asterisk thing originated on reddit
Wow, thats adorable

FIVE CLOVES?

What's up with the mentally ill samefag going off about how "undercooked" his fried eggs are in this thread?

Imagine the smell

based schizo

3 is the patrician amount

i'm a bit confused, user. do you like your eggs scrambled or not? do you scramble them before putting them in the pan?

that shit is tasty so I don't hate that choice 6 eggs seems a lot for a 5'5" guy like is this his one meal for the day?

Goddamn Joe

wow his recording booth must smell like heavy egg farts all day

Fuck no you have 1-3 depending on what else you're having

It's literally his afternoon snack

joe eats so many eggs because he has to. he has a chicken coop that probably produces eggs for a 2-3 families. no normal person eats this many eggs even body builders stop doing that shit now that protein powder exists

>hmmm, what could I possibly add to my tasty elk meat to make this meal perfect
>I know, an entire fucking onion and bulb of garlic on top

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What the fuck is wrong with those eggs

>mfw I have to listen to music with muted UFC events because rogans either wrong about everything, and his weird Kermit the frog voice has really started to inexplicably piss me the fuck off.

For me it depends
Scrambled? 6 is right
Sunny side up? like 4 max
I dont know how to explain it

The rest of the thread is disgusting but i see no problem with this

>Specifying "Himalayan" salt like it matters for the recipe

Fucking pinterest-tier shit Joe

Wouldn't surprise me. He doesn't seem to mind his food being nothing but acid and obnoxiously strong flavors. I'm surprised he isn't just eating the eggs along with a heavy drizzle of vinegar.

Why doesn't he just take it in concentrated pill form so he doesn't exhale death and make his meals taste like nothing but garlic if he's only on it for the alleged health benefits? I know he's stupid but come on.

>not knowing game liver and onions is the equivalent of food kino
kys

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liver and onions is a basic fucking recipe you molt

>minced garlic
>sliced onions
>"dash" of garlic powder
why

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I suckle my gf’s sizeable breasts while she caresses me and jerks me off while she doesn’t actually exist

are you anti-garlic man? at least he minced it and it sounds like he only used one

im currently eating 8, you pansies dont understand their nutritional value
garlic is anti-inflammatory and increases test

Nothing says #healthyasfuck like a literal pool of grease on your plate

Between shit like this and the fact that he's like 5 foot, I'm beginning to suspect that Joe is secretly a chimp

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>mayo on the side

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t. chain smokers

It probably broke when he put it on the plate dipshit. Over easy eggs are good, and sometimes the yolk breaks, hard-boiled faggot

An omelet:

Finely chopped sauteed onions
Chopped green olives
Chopped thin black forest ham
Sour cream
Shredded cheddar cheese
4 eggs

t. low test

>he doesnt eat raw eggs
never gonna make it

He uses that tag ironically

There's clearly some kind of meat on that plate joe, what is it

thats where youd be wrong kiddo

this

50s style diner right by my house has liver and onions as one of the staples you mong

do you not like ginger also?

looks like stewed pork

this is liver and onions
THAT is onions and some liver on the side

My point was that he neglected to even mention it

>autism is a spectrum
There seems to be 2-3 "new"generations of half wits and retards they call "autistic" as an excuse to let these children run rampant and sperg up an entire country. Its gonna be HILARIOUS when in 20 years these are your "adults" who will be politicians etc - all ruskies and chinks need to do is wait...

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Rogan just looks like hed fucking reek of sulphuris egg farts 24/7

Who gives a fuck, onions are good food.

>garlic is anti-inflammatory and increases test

But then eats a whole onion and erases any of the aforementioned benefits.

no that's just all the fried garlic

>you pansies dont understand their nutritional value
Yea, we do - its just nasty

>anons freaking out over runny yolk
Faggots, the only thing out of place here is whatever disgusting green shit he put on the jalapenos

you know good an well he doesnt know what irony means user

If I eat eggs OR chicken the result is the same; my farts are toxic for at least an hour. For this reason I generally don't.

>eggs from my yard
you dont grow eggs joe

Just had a bone-in rib eye from whole foods. I made it using the skillet-in-oven method. It came out perfectly medium rare. Holy fuck I enjoy this

This man eats nothing but eggs, jalapenos and garlic, wtf

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Joe does. He's a magical man from happy land who lives in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.

>eating anything but scrambled
Fucking brainlets.

that's what happens when you own a chicken coop. unlimited eggs. you gotta do something with em

reddit opinions

This. And they better not be dried out sawdust masquerading as scrambled eggs.

onions increase test too
>it's just nasty
point proven buttercup
thats your inability to properly digest the protein, mainly because of poor gut flora most likely stemming from a poor diet

he's sneed?

if you do that on reddit it italicizes the word so idk what you mean

I do the same with the shitty ramen I make
its just really simple but also super satisfying and filling. thats why

*reddit

Nice trips, shame they had to be wasted on such a gay post. El Yucateco green sauce is based and delicious.

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2 eggs over easy
2 rashers of bacon
2 breakfast sausages
a healthy scoop of fried potatoes or otherwise 2 hashbrown patties
2 pieces of buttered toast
handful of fried mushrooms
half a tomato, fried

this is the breakfast.

>thats your inability to properly digest the protein, mainly because of poor gut flora most likely stemming from a poor diet
how do i make my gut flora into protein terminators?

Joe Rogan could be the most dumbest gorilla nigger monkey to ever succeed. Podcasts are truly a scam.

>onions increase test
i want /fit/ to leave

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I haven't eaten anything in 36 hours because I've been throwing up and yet I'm not hungry, is this bad? Shouldn't I be starving?

I eat like some toast and have a coffee and shit and I'm good for 6 hours.

>eggs
>dairy
>onions
>chili
Is this fuckface trying to concoct the vilest gas possible?

So youre just a faggot who doesnt like onions cause they burn his mouth? You probably didnt even know it was a dish and just scrambled for a google pic. But even when you google liver and onions most are smothered in onions

No, onion oil at a high concentrate increases testosterone in lab rats.

>using colbert reaction image

I want trannies to leave

>6 eggs
>healthy
americans, everyone

You probably have radiation poisoning. Nice knowing you.

Mmmm tasty

But what's a rasher?

onion juice, not oil

Burgers call it a bacon strip.

Rats don't have testoserone retard

people dont eat breakfast anymore, they caffeinate and have a snack on the side. the level of energy you get throughout the day from a big breakfast is insane, much more than 4 cups of coffee before lunch and it improved the quality of my life astronomically. it also forces me to get up earlier which tends to make me go to sleep earlier helping me keep more regular hours

go home Joe, you stink of jalapenos

so many fancy words for something that looks like it fell out of the garbage truck

Wrong and not roganpilled at all. Okay pull up some chimps fighting, Jamie.

i always add extra onions cause onions are good as fuck

If I try to eat the amount of food you just detailed, I would feel bloated and sluggish. I only do 1 cup of coffee. Anything more is feeding a habit.

>juice
>oil
>rats
>mice

wow, lots of 40 IQ in this thread.

juice and oil are entirely different things user

I honestly think Joe might be a worse cook than Jack Scalfani. Jack can fry an egg. youtube.com/watch?v=4sPA6kkuuMw

because youve conditioned your body to eat practically nothing in the morning and you load up in mid afternoon or at dinner which is a big reason why so many people today are fat as hell, eating all of their calories later in the day and not burning any of them off because you sit your ass down on the couch or go to bed straight away.

the biggest meal of the day should always be breakfast. it also should be the meal where you eat the most fats

take that back right now

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probiotics would be my guess

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Imagine doing Jiu-Jitsu with a guy who eats like that.

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a webm has never made me feel like I want to throw up until now

replace your diet exclusively with whole foods and after a few months you should notice a difference, raw milk would probably enhance your healthy flora exponentially but i havent been able to find any where i live so i cant confirm my hypothesis. if you lift i suggest drinking eggs raw since theyre easier to digest. you can mix 6-12 with half and half and a banana and drink that.

Honest question, is that supposed to be an omelet?

>eggs are bad

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If Joe is so health conscious, why is his face so fucking bloated all the time? His head looks like a fat bowling ball

Pretty sure raw milk is illegal in the us. Youd have go know some one or have your own cows

raw milk sounds disgusting.

eggs are only good for hucking at nerds

joe rogan doesn't know how to plate up his food and make it look appetizing: the thread

its illegal to sell in store or something so farmers market is about it unless you are in farming country

He's Italian and does roids. I guess that was redundant.

Why do Amerilards hate veggies so much?

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>drinking eggs raw
salmonella

I'm pretty sure he's talking about chicken eggs, not caviar

big beef and big poultry, mostly.

>watery eggs

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youtube.com/watch?v=vozlNCRh64I
apparently joe rogan motivational comps in japan are a thing

i just googled it, says its illegal to sell it between states but its legal to sell it
whatever it takes pussy
ive drank hundreds of eggs raw, the chance of salmonella is 1/60000 and im pretty sure thats mostly from the eggshell

>whatever it takes pussy
while you waste time with raw milk and activated almonds i'll do whatever i want and we'll both go into the dirt.

You know who invented salad? POOR PEOPLE

Seems to me some knowledgable foodbros in here. What am i eating that is speeding up my hair loss and what can i eat to help slow it down

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>salary man: the nation
>must look at wagie motivational shit all day to not lose it
literally worse than those wholesome memes that employers will force their workers to look at daily.

>that first comment

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You will go into the dirt sooner most likely and with an incredibly disgusting life filled with medical ailments

>doesn't recognize an omelette

I'm prescribing about 40cc of semen a day, user. People do it different ways, but I'd personally suggest a small dose with every meal.

You can't.
Let it go, accept the baldness and move on.

eat less and die to prevent more hair loss

Human Growth Hormone

It's actually the best damn milk you'll ever taste. When it's chilled, it tastes better than any other dairy product. My god is it good.

>stumps for legs

Assuming I avail myself of medical care, I will probably live to be over 100, especially if there is no major economic downturn in that time.

Nah bros dietary alopecia is a thing. I know some people who had supplements causing it for them and their hairline was more or less restored by moving from supplements to a more raw source

how much packs are we talking about in terms of net loss for dietary supplements in raw form compared to a healthy diet?

Stop being stupid and believing what you want to believe
Let it go

I eat virtually nothing and I have a full head of thick hair at 33.

this nigga gon get salmonella

>over easy
What is wrong with you people

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Get a cow and a Amish GF, she can milk the cow and give you hand jobs

t. American

based

jesus christ I make better looking shit than this

Before I worked there I thought Maccas scrambled egg was some powdered abomination but they actually use fresh eggs, they just taste so bland becaise for some reason they don't seasom them

>implying i wont transcend into godhood before my mortal demise

enjoy your dirtnap

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you sound like a woman

A cup of scotch with French toast most mornings.

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>believes everything he reads

>that small censor because the penis doesn't even reach the sink
small penis

Oh yeah, this is your future my man

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Eggs don't need seasoning. Your taste buds don't work.

You're fine just like that. Please stop right now. Don't become a hambeast

>onions

I like a pinch of salt on fresh eggs thats just me

Nice body but seriously we're all going to die so who cares ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not anymore, the coyotes killed all of his chickens.

No he's right. They're supernaturally bland

I was a McCustodian working midnight to 6 am then cooked for 2 or more hours until lunch because some one always did not show up

I made my own lunch and either made a McDLT using a sausage patty i was supposed to throw away or a fried egg and sausage burger sometimes add the bacon i was supposed to throw away

based coping fatty

I'm actually a hungry skeleton, 6' 145lb master race. I don't even smoke or abuse caffeine.

i think the brown stuff is a ridiculous quantity of the mayonnaise he mentioned

No, they taste like eggs.

All this food looks delicious. Let me guess you are white americans? Try using something besides salt and pepper if you even bother using that. Fucking plebs.

Why not? We are all going to die anyway right might as well enjoy yourself.

There is nothing wrong with S+P you cunt.

Well one could live an abstemious life or an athletic one, but no one should aspire to be a bum.

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Judging from all the pics I've seen they all sound great in theory but Joe can't cook worth a damn and it just looks like slop.
A competent making these would be better.

I never said there was. I said most americans don't even bother using that. You fucking retard.

That thing is literally a kidney stone on a plate.

It's most likely genetic, consult a dermatologist.

competent chef*

Whatever stop being a faggot and suck my dick. You're gonna die soon anyway.

you sound mad

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His plates are too god damn small, it makes me uncomfortable

Why is bread so fucking awesome bros? I really want to learn to bake but I'm so incompetent.

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Nope just hoping you will start seasoning your food. Don't pull the you mad card when you clearly got upset about salt and pepper of all things.

You're the one upset about salt and pepper.

Baking is a science like 9/10ths of the work is prep then you just put it in an oven. Just get some tools and watch a youtube vid on how to use them and then get a recipe and make it.

this is your brain on DMT folks, don't do drugs

for me it's sourdough

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You're the one calling me a cunt because you only use salt and pepper. You ALWAYS use salt and pepper and then use other stuff as well. You are the retarded one my friend.

get that pancake shit off my plate

Bongs are fucking retarded

for me it's your mom

did you copy that from the discord?

I didn't call you a cunt. Your anger is making you see things.

if thats your actual attitude you should stick a gun in your mouth. life may be a fleeting moment but it may be all we've got. if you dont make the best out of it youre submitting yourself to a lousy existence.

>implying those two arent linked
the greeks and romans knew physical fitness and philosophy went hand in hand. how can you expand a mind without expanding its vessel?

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lmao look at this angry indian. hey pajeet, there's more to flavor than seasoning

Even the whites are runny in this

no she isn't stop lying

Yes you did you nigger cunt unless you are not the same fag. Whatever season your shit food and it wont taste so shit. I'm gonna go finger my urethra until I fall asleep.

>the greeks and romans knew physical fitness and philosophy went hand in hand. how can you expand a mind without expanding its vessel?
>he gets his advice from pagan boy-lovers and not the Blessed Virgin
get a load of this guy

>Americans eat 6-8 eggs on a regular basis

that explains why your life expectancy is about 60 years

Yeah stop eating literal shit, let me guess you are from china and eat dogs

I think you have some brainworms from that rotten meat you had to put seasoning on.

Based urethra fingerer

>jalenenos
what did he mean by this

I think he may have just used a fuckload of white cheese