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cringe

tranny freak

A C U T E

what power does Alita posses to make people seethe this hard

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Tomorrow

Finish the mission

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It's what happens when you are too based for this world. We don't deserve Alita.

ALITA!

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If I watch this movie would I be able to get a cute trans gf?

excuse me just best scene coming through

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aSHITa

thx 4 the bump u nigger :^)

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It's interesting that there is actually a slight awkwardness included in her design, which makes her seem realer and cuter.

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should i get the 200$ edition? amazon prime day will be soon and im told its like black friday so im thinking if i buy it then it would basically pay itself since the price can only go up over time.
based

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Might be worth picking up, I have. But I'm starting to think I could better use that money on some of there cooler Alita merch, but I know if I don't get it and the price doubles on eBay. Ima kick myself.

One day left...

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Reminder that you belong in the

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Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

>should i get the 200$ edition?
If you have the money to blow sure

>you will never smoke weed with this beautiful angel

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Sneed

I just downloaded this movie. What am I in for?

dont bad mouth cute rosa, bitch

i smoked weed in the car in the parking lot every single time before i went in to see alita. saw it many times. good memories.

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the story of a girl becoming a selfactualized adult but also about violence in robot bodies in future south american city

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It would be like seeing the movie 15 times if you wanted to fund Alita 2/3.

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A good time!

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i hope this movie gets a sequel desu

sneedlita battle sneed lol

>every thread is just the same retard dumping the same images over and over
We get it, you have autism

Shit movie.

SEQUEL NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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formerly chuck's fuck and suck angel

Is this worth watching?

Its a 7/10 teen action romance. Pretty good cgi so its worth a download/watch.

i watched it because I thought alita was cute

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>this cost $200M to make and is considered top notch CGI

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Well, she is the most complex and polly intensive CGI motion capture ever created for the big screen...

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It's a solid action movie with great CGI. Cringe writing, but the character development makes up for it.

This is spy kids

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

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Based Jimbo will fund it himself.

odd john chapter 18 the movie

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Hello cutie

Fucking based

kys

as long as you don't pretend capeshit is any better, I won't argue

Pretty much.

well he's literally saying that's what it is

Why was scrapyard city portrayed as a beautiful, plentiful utopia?

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Anyone can tell me why is that there's no torrent of Alita yet? Only shitty webrips? When is bluray coming up?

Robert Rodriguez is a cheap skate. It would have been so much better if Iron City was just as decrepit as it was in the manga and OVA

Why do spics love this movie so much?

According to Yea Forums, first it was, autists then pedos then redditors then normies then bronies then trannies then shills now we're at spics. Niggers are probably next in line for the random draw.

ALITA IS NOT FOR NUDES

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A movie that brought us cute azns cosplaying in gimpsuits can't be all bad.

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This
Cute but I wanna see what Rosa looks like cosplaying Alita

Does Jimbo even age?

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He's under contractual obligation to continue living until he finishes the Avatar franchise.

>not loving Alita
yikes

Saw it yesterday. It was a 3/5
I don't get your obsession weebs

It’s fun

>Fuck, i didn't have time to post it.
>t. trolling shitpost spammer
Into the you go Jerome.

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Do most of the Alita posters even actually like the movie or does posting in these threads just give them a sad sense of community and belonging?

The later. These delusionals fucks thinks people who mocks them dont want to have friend or whatever. They dont realise how pathetic they are to bond on the internet over a waifu. Only the most desperate loser would want these kind of "frens". I like when i can discuss a good show or movie on here, but you can be open to discussion without having to search friends on Yea Forums.

>>i didn't have time to post it

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Why do you call me a spammer when you keep posting the same pictures of your waifu in those shit threads over and over again for months ? I wasnt the one who got banned for it. Never even got a warning lol. Funny how you keep posting picture of her face, never any kino shot unrelated to her body, any lanscape or wtv. Youonly post her face.

Didnt have time to post in this thread you fucking delusional retards.

why are these stupid threads still around?

It could work to setup the destruction that happens when Some Smiley Guy goes berzerk. It would feel more of a loss when the city is in ruins.

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Blu-Ray release is upon us, friend.

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I like it it's pretty good and I gotta say it doesn't really need a sequel, You already know what's gonna happen so it's really not needed.

>get banned for 'replying to off topic garbage' and other nonsense
>off topic floplita thread remains untouched for 9 hours
If you ever doubted that jannies are /alita/ discord trannies, here's your proof

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>off topic
Alita is a movie retard
go back to your blacked thread and get banned again faggot

Beaverlita

A sub par rip with audio issues, wait one more day for a proper one.

I'm happy your general got banned you piece of shit

Digital tomorrow, BD July 23.

Her voice is really off desu

Fire up those torrents

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Only one janny got caught it seems

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So who would win bros

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That looks like Last Order Alita, meaning she would *crush* Raiden without breaking a sweat. It couldn't even be called a fight, more like a foot squashing a bug.

Spamming this garbage won't bring your general back. Sage.

I notice you assholes suspiciously never say anything about shitty Captain Marvel/Brie Larson threads filling the catalog. You guys just go after this movie. Almost like you're biased or something.

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Based

You delusional liar, if you got out of your safe space thread youll see everyone shit on them too, its like the sneed posters

>if you got out of your safe space thread
Hardly a safespace but i do check other threads and we have an actual discord tranny(possibly you) here
O B S E S S E D with any alita thread posting fake discord screenshots

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brought my vape pen into the theater with me. Best kino experience ever.

Is this fake ?

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>someone on discord linked to a 2 hour old thread about a subject that's relevant to that discord
What exactly is this supposed to prove?

That those arent fake screenshots. You delusional faggot. You never argue

NO

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>arent fake
are you dumb or just pretending? for all I know the one from the screenshots could be you falseflagging

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can you post the image of her eating chocolate?

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>film
>offtopic in a film & tv board
retard

Its not all you know, itsa what you want to believe. Theres no way i would waste my time more by faking all the discords trannies i screenshotted. You fucking garbage. Think for a moment, you stupid shit head

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You had your time. 500 threads of pure shit and everyone got sick of it.
And they were virtually ALL off topic because, just as in this very thread, you trannies do not talk about the film, all you ever do is waifu post.
You were moved to for a reason.
It's not even a terrible film, it's just very mediocre and no different in quality than your average capeshit.

its settled then. thanks.

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yes but she'll only have a four speed

sneedlita

the guy who cuts peoples arms and legs off had all of his arms and legs cut off in the end hows that for irony

Seethings zoomers.

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Imaginos Alita can move fast enough to punch bullets out of the air and by the end of Last Order that's so low on her list of feats that it's almost not worth mentioning

Man you cant keep continuing to do that shit. What do you think i lied, that all the discords screenshot were manufactured by me simply to discredit alifags ? Its not that i made a collage because i was sick of seeing you delusional faggots lie and distort everything to ignore any complaint or criticism about you. You live in your bubble, you can tell i lied and fabricate all the screenshot. Anyone with half a brain realise i dont have to do that when everyone can see how obnoxious you are in those threads.

It can be both

crypto nazi movie, no thanks

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Imagine realizing that for months people unironically created and posted on a general thread for this shitty flick simply because so incapable of interacting with females, they have to fawn over a fictional one.
Not even the faggots on the terror/chernobyl general are this depressing. At least they're thirsting over real people.

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:')

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And still those creatures are so asspained about their general being BTFO that they post threads like this and bump them with no discussion whatsoever
How pathetic can ya get

thats super sweet, i have to see this movie

Not as pathetic as coming into these threads just to whine

That comment hurt you, didn“t it incel? What's the last time you had sex?

I don't want to assume that you're projecting but it seems like you have some issues you need to work out

>we have a thread in /trash/
always cracks me up

She looks like an ape

Alita loves the BBC(hoc)

That would have been great if she turned into a boy when connected to the self adapting body.

Why are people talking about this movie again?