Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

CIA?

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl
as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually
paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you
click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother.
You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all
his time on Yea Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and
then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She
can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing
in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Get this hothead out of here.

Do you feel in charge?

jesus christ.....thats CIA.

THE FIRE RISES

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Dr. PaVeL, i’M cIa.

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big 4 u

sneed

FOR SEVEN YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Yea Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 7 YEARS, 7 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Yea Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOTS!!

Uhh you don't get to bring repeating digits

Get this hothead outta here

Dumb sodomite, baneposting never died.

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CLA?? What's cla?

It's this or sneed. Baneposting is clearly superior.

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U U
U U

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Mane?

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FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIR CRAFT.

*points*

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How far can you get into the beginning of the movie before you crack up, Yea Forums?

Serious question about this scene, if you watch close you’ll notice that when CIA is interrogating one of the hooded guys, he pretends to execute the guy with a pistol prior to ejecting him from the aircraft. What would be the purpose of that? Haven’t seen anyone ask before

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he was testing the loyalty of his gun

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I believe it is to intimidate the others into talking. At least that's what my mom told me

Pein?

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Why would a gun shoot a man before tossing him out the plane? How did the gun get past the baggage check anyway?

Good point, why wasn’t he issued a gun or at least purchase one? Seems like an odd arrangement show horned in Antigun propaganda?

On a more serious note, was the flight plan a bluff? I get the impression that they were flying in circles. What exactly was the destination? Too many inconsistencies don't add up.

>The masketta man

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the power stance

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>he doesn't know about /bane/
yikes

Right about here

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No it’s illegal to not file a flight plan with the FAA they wouldn’t risk that

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It's as soon as I hear the suspension on the car creaking now.

They were in some podunk eastern euro country. CIA was shooting his gun out the plane with no regard for innocent sheep herders down below. I think rules were the last thing on his mind. He was dealing with the masketta man after all.

We make fun of the plane fight a lot, but the entire movie has some incredibly shoddy fight choreography and extra work. Think of when Batman and Catwoman are on the rooftop and a lot of the guys they're fighting just fall over in the background. Did Nolan just stop giving a shit?

Bane?

He was preoccupied with planning interstellar. He gave no shits especially after whatever he originally planned with Heath fell through.

he's a hack and unintentional comedy genius

When mosquito man realized he didn't have his hands on the wheel

it's geniuenly a terrible movie on all fronts

How did you not understand this? CIA tried to shoot the hostage but the gun refused to hit him, hence "he didn't fly so good" where "he" refers to the gun. Like when people say "that didn't fly", it means it didn't work.

Then CIA grabs the other hostage and tries again to shoot him, but the gun just doesn't fire this time. Now he yells "lotta loyalty for a hired gun", because he hired the gun but it still remained loyal to Bane's men for whatever reason.

Bane offers up that the gun is probably wondering why CIA doesn't just throw the hostages out of the plane rather than shoot them.

Then show me its body.

>CIA has rental guns of questionable loyalty
>he's so surprised his rental sidearm is in fact loyal he can't help but excalim it out loud
really made me think

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What the fuck, why isn't this stickied!?

STICKY

swaglord on speed dial

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And HANG THEM,
for the world to see

The entire plot also feels janky and badly paced as fuck, not to even mention scenes that are irredeemably dumb like that cop human wave attack on Bane’s men. Sure, even Dark Knight didn’t deserve all the fellating it got, but at least it felt cohesive enough to enjoy, DKR on other hand is just too fucking stupid.

He doesn't throw the first hooded guy out of the plane though.

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>777

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I'm breaking down just thinking about it.

Hello CIA.

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>Just 3 more years until the 10 year anniversary of TDKR
It will be a big night.

>caring about the 10 year anniversary of TDKR
>not caring about the 10 year anniversary of baneposting

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That was implied, small guy

Do you feel in charge?

>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
>You get to spend the next 50 years inside a bunker with Aiden Gillen in his CIA costume

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Technically the premiere of TDKR was the original banepost by Nolan

>want to have sex with Aiden Gillen in his CIA costume
>remove the CIA costume
>now it's just Aiden Gillen
>absolutely don't want to have sex with Aiden Gillen
What a moral dilemma. I also want the CIA costume, but what would it be separated from Aiden Gillen?

The post that started the fire.

Just knowing about it has me giggling. I've got a work meeting in 15 minutes and I need to clear my mind of bane and CIA.

Remember to stand in power stance and introduce yourself by the name of your company

You need to use the power stance

I've killed a job interview quoting Bane
>You're a confident guy
>For you

how did the interviewer take your autism?

Your power stance at the work meeting didn't work my friend!

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Finally a good fucking thread

The flight plan I filed with the agency lists sneed, my man, doctor pavel here but only one of you

>mfw remembering unbelievers in mid 2012 when I told them we would still be Baneposting in 2020
I still have the screecaps somewhere on an old drive.

Somebody get this hot head outta here

I did this exact thing at a conference workshop of my industry and it worked.

Wasn't it doctor Pavelheer though?

>made a Bane? thread yesterday
>even managed to get dubs
>fucking j*nnie deleted the thread immediately and banned me
what the fuck was that guy's problem?

You are big guy for him.

who was he a big guy for?

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whom

>singels
>I onli hav singels

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Handily, it's a family business so I actually did.