Post Soviet Simpsons couch gag

Is russia that shitty ? I dont know anything exept a vague idea of how soviets have huge shit happened in their history. But is it really that bad that all the media that portray this country has to do it in such a negative view ? There isnt people living at least with a minimum of comfort ? No one fall in love or fight for injustice ?

People are insane there.

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that was amazing, really activated my almonds. psyche, it was a waste of time i'll never get back

Not all of Russia is a shit hole. There are neighborhoods on a similar level to upper class American ones. Nevertheless, majority of working class is terrible with finances, so they are unable to get out of pathological environment.

I think the sneed episode was the pinnacle of Simpsons writing.

gib cute slav gf

You have plenty to choose from.

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Lived in Vladivostok untill I turned 18 and moved to Japan
Tokyo is cool and all but I'd take Vlad over it any day, ultra comfy city with friendly people

кopмa и ceмeнa

Communism absolutely ravaged the country and it still hasn't fully recovered to this day.

Snyeeet

that's not really fair Russia was always viewed as "backwards and uncivilized" by western europe. all the best russian novels (pre-soviet) are super depressing it's not like it was rainbow fairy land before the commies arrived

This. They were almost always seen as lagging behind the rest of Europe. At least technologically for sure.

No country was ever a rainbow fairy tale land. Things may have been particularly bad in Russia, but the death and destruction that Communism brought took it to a whole new level.

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That's just a meme. That video is an amalgam of every bad thing in Russia, we call this genre "чepнyхa" (darkest shit). Close example for such genre is "Good times" with Pattinson. Or "Pushet". You get the idea. Anyway, do people steal or get mugged or shoot drugs in Russia? Sure, but people steal and get mugged in other countries as well.

Basically combination of harsh weather, bad leaders, geopolitical nightmare of having to rule a country larger than most continents with diverse races, languages and religions and imperialistic delusions fucked this country beyond repair.

Kek

Love that song
youtu.be/3JnAHPADroQ

yep. one of the most fascinating things I found was a documentary about the gulags where the guards said "this sucks but slave labor is the only way we can industrialize the country fast enough to keep up with the capitalists. Maybe if we had more time it could be different" and the prisoners basically said "we understand comrade" and just accepted their role was for the greater good. very russian mindset

>country has literally been cucked by oligarchs and and then Putin and his cronies ever since the fall of the soviet union
>"le evil communism"

you forgot the part where the americans sent economic advisors to help russia "restructure" their economy and basically helped them privatize everything and open the country to foreign investment. There's a reason putin hates the clintons so much

>our system is so shit in comparison we need slaves to be even remotely competitive
>welp can't help it brah

Yeah this retarded way of thinking really is Russian.

Statistically Russian girls put out

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CHUUUUCKA BLYAD

Looks like anti-white propaganda to me.

Based on my research most of them are cam whores.

It's the opposite the hypercapitalism and corruption that overtook the former Soviet republics ravaged it. The Soviet countries had a high standard of living under communism.

>fbclid
go back

lol that's a bit bleak

>tsars fuck over the population
>germans cost Russia 9 million+ dead fighting them in WW1
>commies stablise the country and vastly improve the living standards for the regular working people
>germans come back 25 years later, kill another 10 million Russians
>USA spends next 60 years trying to destablise and overthrow them, eventually it works
>Oligarchs quickly steal all the countries industry & resources with Putin dictatorship entrenching massive inequality
yeah, it was just communism.

I like how Comrade Homer lightly slaps Mother Russia Marge, and is immediately bludgeoned with a foreign object.

This is the laziest propaganda I've ever read

Everybody starves to death or gets imprisoned as a slave
>Improved quality of living
lol

>USA spends next 60 years trying to destablise and overthrow them, eventually it works
yes you guys did nothing in those 60 years at all

This short is very accurate. Not only for Russia, but all post-soviet states too. Not for everywhere, sure, and it's also gotten better over the last 20-ish years... But only in the big cities, and only some parts of them. You go out of the cushy enclaves, travel to the outskirts of a nearby smaller city and it's commie blocks, poverty, alcoholism and depression all across the board.
The animation isn't even unrealistically exaggerated, it's really understated if anything.

You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. As someone who actually was born, grew up and lived in a communist shithole, kindly go hang from the nearest tree.

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It's funny, because the bloc spent 60 years trying to overthrow capitalism, to the point of funding and arming everyone in the entire world who was a commie revolutionary, as well as trying to infiltrate US and EU societies and subvert them. Yet they're all still capitalist and communism basically doesn't exist anymore.

But it's capitalism's fault that communism failed, right?

Seems I've upset the neonazis. Funny how the US managed to rebuild Germany and Japan while they were under occupation, but didn't lift a finger to help the French, British & Russians who actually won the war.

I'm sure that's it, and not the intense corruption and snapping up of Soviet industries by a few oligarchs.

>commies stablise the country and vastly improve the living standards for the regular working people
Fun little fact to establish some historical context for your claim: in the 1930-1932 Soviet secret police arrested and executed around 100000 (one hundred thousand) Polish spies.

Za Sneeda!

the cia destabilized way more countries then the kgb ever did seriously go read the wikipedia pages for both its like 30 for ussr to 85 for america

Communism pulled it up a bit, only for it to fully collapse back down after the USSR fell.

Americans interfered in the Russian elections in the 90s to put a drunk loser in power, and people were so traumatized by it that they've voted Putin ever since. Communism was actually one of the best things to happen to Russia throughout it's history.

boy do I have some scary things to tell you about tsarist secret police and commies in the 1890s

The KGB tried to destabilize a lot more countries than the US, but the problem was that they sucked at it and nobody likes communism, so the CIA ended up winning by a big margin.

Let me guess, your name is Grzegzorz Goldberg and you migrated from Poland to the US/Israel with your parents when you were a child?

this is how america will look if donald trump becomes president

You guessed wrong

>scary things to tell you about tsarist secret police
Please do.

They helped France and Britain a shit ton. The only people they didn't help were the Russians.

That's funny, because every single Russian and Bulgarian I've talked to misses communism.

The Russians especially.

Stalin refused help

because that user is not russian, he's some shitfaced pollack jew

They miss a stable country. And you can have stability (for a while) even under Islamic theocracy.

>The KGB tried to destabilize a lot more countries
how could you possibly measure that? The US also tried to destabilize a lot of countries. the actual number of successes is a more reliable number then "someone was trying but we were also trying but they tried first but btw the cia was rigging elections in europe before the war was even officially over in asia"

The Bulgarians I know are anti muslim and legit think Bulgarian people are a culture of "Christian crusaders". Idk why he won't admit that area has been getting raped by germans, muslims, and mongols for centuries

No they don't, if they did they would just vote for communism. Russians miss Soviet power, but the only actual communists in E. Europe were Jews.

Capitalism is go-(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Bengal_famine_of_1770)
*ahem* what I meant to say is that capitalism is goo-(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famine_in_Yemen_(2016–present))
*clears throat, coughs phem, takes a deep breath* CAPITALISM IS GOO- (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_change#Human_influences)

Delusions of grandeur. Russians are okay with being opressed and live in a shithole as long as everyne's afraid of them.

Communism was unironically less destructive for religion and tradition than Western liberalism.

Same goes for Americans. Most can't even afford health care.

the winters tho

It's the fault of 90s transformation, not communism.

Because we know that the KGB, Cherka and the NKVD ran ops to agitate for communism, assassinate enemies or arm revolutionaries in virtually every country on the face of the planet at some point during their run.
The CIA was allied with western europe and their colonies, so the primary focus was South America and South east Asia.
Meanwhile the Soviets were trying to destabilize Europe before and after the war (whoops), as well as arming, fighting for and economically supporting thousands of commie groups and revolutionary governments in Asia, the Americas and Africa.

It's funny coz' even if you don't believe in climate change oil is going to run out sooner or later. There are massive long term benefits to be obtained for anybody who invests in renewal/green energy and energy storage. Yet leftists are too busy virtue signalling about how the end of the world would be stopped if we all just smoked weed and ingested 100% organic all natural ginger shots.

>blaming climate change on capitalism
I love when leftists tacitly admit that their ideology leads to a lower standard of living.

The CIA did literally the same, and they ultimately won. All those 1980s anti-Soviet protests in East Europe were sponsored by the Americans.

RUSSIA FAILED BECAUSE EVIL LIES OF WECT

>literally
>The CIA ran ops to agitate for communism in the 20s despite being founded in the 40s
lulz

>the primary focus was South America and South east Asia.
yet somehow the cia was propping up al queda, the shah of iran, Mobutu in the congo and 30 other petty dictators in africa and the middle east. im sure they just strayed a little of course by mistake while trying to send money to the correct dictators in south america and south east asia. fucking dumbass

We are talking about the Cold War.

You forgot about the 20 Million killed by Stalin, vatnik. Good thing russians are a problem that solve themselves

I don't believe you

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Woodrow wilson and the allies literally sent aid to the tsarist faction in the russian civil war and allied troops occupied ports in russia in 1919. you are clearly talking out your ass

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio

Spreading freedom and funding neo-Nazi groups. Based Murricans. 99% of anti-American commie propaganda turned out to be true.

I'm pretty sure they're making rational arguments about how it's negatively impacting climate. The fuck is a ginger shot?

Dude eastern germany still hasnt come close to getting up to western german standards.

Its absurd what socialism does to a countries infrastructure and people.

>"Funding" protests in the bloc.
The western powers had little influence in the bloc because of how aggressive bloc political police were. However, regardless of how much of the 80s revolutions were their doing, that is still only Eastern Europe, whereas the KGB attempted the same thing in continent all the time. The western powers are just much better at diplomacy than the KGB were.

For starters Al-qaeda didn't even exist until 88. Secondly, the western powers activities in Africa, particularly with guys like Mobutu were directly a result of the KGB trying to cause revolutions in capitalist nations. I mean, do you really think that Western countries would go around spending millions on supporting governments that are already allied to them for no reason? Come on vlad.

>"funding"
>The CIA transferred around $2 million yearly in cash to Solidarity, for a total of $10 million over five years. There were no direct links between the CIA and Solidarnosc, and all money was channeled through third parties.[17]

what i don't understand is how there were so many militant political groups in Cold War europe and america but it feels like the modern day is presented as the return of terrorism or the rise of the far right. It feels like people now are so scared of terrorism yet the 70s and 80s they were killing way more people.

That sounds like a dumb reason, is more efficient if you have a free market.

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Which is virtually nothing compared to the material and economic support that the soviets supplied across asia, the Americas and africa.

kpnge

>which is virtually nothing
It's more than what the Murricans gave Ukrainians and every right winger blames CIA for recent Ukrainian shitshow.

That's a gross oversimplification of that issue.

The CIA funded groups all over Latin America (which specialized in raping and murdering nuns) and the Middle East. WTF are you talking about?

At least all commie nations are conservative and nationalist. Meanwhile West Europe literally kills itself by importing savages from all over the world.

you're a fucking moron who has no idea what he's talking about

t. pollack that actually had to live under communism and remembers what it was like.
I'd rather be fucked in the ass by capitalism and the mighty USA than spend one second anywhere near a communist country again.

>capitalism
>leftist

I... what?

And that's unironically a good thing. Those protests were gonna happen anyway, people hated the commies and wanted them to hang.

please see

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CHИДC ФИД AHД CИД

Its funny because the communists were vastly more nationalistic and conservative than the right who only seems to want immigrants and to maintain the status quo

formerly

>Every Russian blames CIA for recent Ukrainian shitshow.

>The CIA funded groups all over Latin America (which specialized in raping and murdering nuns) and the Middle East.
As I've already said, Latin America and the Mid East were the CIA's area of operations, while the soviets funded terrorists and revolutionaries on every continent.
Either way, the contras and cuban exiles were the CIA's only significant involvement with revolutionary groups in latin america and that only came about as a play against the revolutionary communist governments that had been funded and armed by the soviets in the first place... more so, the KGB was arming and funding at least 20 revolutionary groups in Latin America at that time and was directly responsible for the fighting during the central American crisis as well as Columbia etc.

What I want to know is whether you're a russian or a chink.

Nice headcanon

tanks that was fine. would watch entire episode.

Reddit loves communism.

Yeah, I'm sure the gulag prisoners could have said negative things about the regime without facing consequences. Are you literally retarded?

Drugs

>tfw no slav tradwife who has retained the best of slav conservatism despite growing up in a complete shithole

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>the contras and cuban exiles were the CIA's only significant involvement with revolutionary groups in latin america
are you familiar with pinochet? School of the americas? also the us gov trains latin american "anti-drug" taskforces still to this day. some of the original Zeta cartel soldiers were trained in anti-narco at Ft. Bragg. The USSR died 20 years ago and the US still organizes coups in honduras, guetamala and el salvador and has attempted about 4 in Venezuela since 2000 (not counting the latest one with Guadio"

>that's not really fair Russia was always viewed as "backwards and uncivilized" by western europe.

That's because communism didn't allow it to advance. Imagine what Russia could have been with democracy?! Communism is really about rich aristocrats making sure the working class is kept down!!!FACT!!!

>Phillips Talbot, the US ambassador in Athens, disapproved of the military coup which established the "Regime of the Colonels" (1967–1974), complaining that it represented "a rape of democracy"—to which Jack Maury, the CIA chief of station in Athens, answered, "How can you rape a whore?"[39]:221

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This is the equivalent of the normal intro being changed to Bart skateboarding his way out of an active shooting, Homer losing his job to a Mexican, Marge buying tranny hormones for Maggie from the store and Lisa getting set upon by a pack of wild niggers playing the knockout game.
All topped off with the family sat in separate rooms watching the same show on their own tv/laptop/pc/tablet/phone.
A Jewish guy looking through the window rubbing his hands would be the least exaggerated thing in it.

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Formerly soviet

Someone please make this

its always been shitty

How long would it take to learn how to animate? I can already draw better than most people that do it for a living.

>Women are retarded everywhere
Wow thats new to me...

>actually finished the job rather than taking pills like a little bitch
BASED

Don't even need to animate it, even putting up a storyboard would be fine.

meant for

What was the documentary called?

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not Russia, but look up these video diaries by Polish painter Beksinski, made while the iron curtain was still up.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdTj5z32xNs

Every third or fourth scene is him discussing with his wife or friends how miserable everything is. I guess that it's still like this, at least in part, in all former soviet nations.

don´t forget about the millions killed during the civil war between the white and the red army which happened after ww1

>Soviet
>uses Czech lettering

mind asking what job you got in japan?
whats it like working there?

>were vastly more nationalistic and conservative than the right

Only if you're a fucktarded american liberal who thinks disliking gays, trannies and abortion makes you a conservative. They really weren't.

ž is used by other nations than czechs user
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ž

>DUDE NO COMMUNISM IS GOOD THIS DOESN'T COUNT
fucking retarded commie cope is so pathetic. kill yourselves.

Weird how «conservatives» talk about it all the fucking time innit?

>LMFAO PEOPLE WITH FACE TATTOOS WILL NEVER GET JOBS FUCKING LOSERS
>HAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS PERSON WORKING, HE HAS A FACE TATTOO, LET'S TAKE AN ILLEGAL PICTURE!!

seething ruskie

One more brick in the wall of rusophobia, demonisation, racism and histeria about russian meddling. Keep it up, OF COURSE russians deserve death for their own good - you see, even Sympsons know that russian life is pure suffering.

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have sex

>Woodrow wilson and the allies literally sent aid to the tsarist faction in the russian civil war and allied troops occupied ports in russia in 1919.
What does that have to do with the CIA moron?

>spent 60 years trying to overthrow capitalism

Amerimutt education at work. Be very afraid of the reds.

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кpиндж

user blames climate change on capitalism rather than industrialization raising standards of living. So in essence user is admitting that socialism would lead to the various industries of the world imploding causing a reduction in standard of living that averts climate change.

Highest rate of alcoholism worldwide
Highest rate of AIDS worldwide
Highest mortality rate worldwide

But also the most beautiful women

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I like Russians from my limited exposure to them on the internet, but everyone keeps telling me they're assholes in real life.

go read the wikipedia pages

Good Lord, man.

all these seething ivans ITT lmao

>climate change
climate isn't a constant fucking retard, 1000 years ago you could harvest grapes is britain and 200 years later they have a small "ice age" but muh capitalism of course the climate would change in 200 years since they are taking note since the victorian era.

The lyrics are beautiful and make me long for this feeling of community.
All my friends are dancing the oro
Dancing the oro, celebrating the day
All the Roma, mommy
All the Roma, dad, dad
All the Roma, oh mommy
All the Roma, dad, dad
Ederlezi, Ederlezi
All the Roma, mommy

All the Roma, dad, slaughter lambs
But me, poor, I am sitting apart
A Romany day, our day
Our day, Ederlezi

They give, Dad, a lamb for us
All the Roma, dad, slaughter lambs
All the Roma, dad, dad
All the Roma, oh mommy
All the Roma, dad, dad
Ederlezi, Ederlezi
All the Roma, mommy

Yeah, thanks to Treuhand.

>Slowpoke memes
brings me back

>Everybody starves to death or gets imprisoned as a slave
Yeah, everyone. My grandfather was imprisoned 7 times and starved to death 3 times.

It is and it isn't. Sometimes it's much worse and sometimes not nearly as bad as they want you to believe. Don't believe media and don't believe news, they spread lies and misinformation all the time.

That really depends on your criteria of assholeness.

Seething vatnik

Cool rhetoric bro.

Wealth is a zero sum game. The Soviet Union annexed the poor as fuck Eastern bloc, and the USA annexed the British Empire, the Japanese Empire and Western Europe.

чaк

Conservatism in the West is just liberalism from 10 years ago.

Muh free markets

muh immigrants

muh global interventionism

muh based homosexuals

When god is your money and the jews control your money, your mind is all fucked up.

From what I understand late stage Communism in the 1970s and 1980s was entirely a gentile affair. The Soviet Union was anti-Zionist as a matter of state policy, even if it wasn't anti-Jew racially.

And the kikes in the West have never forgotten about it.

tl;dr: the Jews killed Stalin

Lol everything in Russia is broken, sad, and grey

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He пoнимaю

Russian commies are just fascist. But think of them as fascist who respresent shitskins and minorities instead of white majority of the country.

islam is the only conservative ideology nowadays

>slav women
>conservative
Where do you take this shit from? Russian women are massive sluts especially young ones.

is that music from borat or is it just me

All russians I know are pretty nice people. Also I felt awkward when one jewish woman from Israel told to my russian friend that he is "very nice for russian" like that's absolutely normal thing to say. Not to mention that he was probably one of the first real russians she's met. Well, I mean that all media efforts are really effective in creating the image of Russia being a Mordor.

Get run by a truck, commiefag.
t. Citizen of soviet block country

In Soviet Russia Chuck sneeds you.

It was used in Borat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ederlezi_(song)

I really like her aesthetic. So confident.