A grim-dark "I Can Has Cheezburger" reboot

A grim-dark "I Can Has Cheezburger" reboot...

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how the fuck does a cat get raped

he raped it

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Cats cannot consent to sex because they don't have the capacity to, so all cat sex is rape

This is legitimately the best post I've seen on here in a while - perfect comedic timing.

this dumbass doesn't realized that cats always sound like they're in pain during sex

Jesus dude. I love my cat but imagine thinking your cat cares about rape. All a cat needs to do is literally run away and it won't happen.

santo basado

I read his name in the thumbnail as "Joe Kuckold"

I thought the males only have sex with a female if she is in heat?

>my cat didn't consent
this guy trolling?

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>My cat... got out and started mewling on top of the house
literally asking for it

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I would chastise you for posting stale bait, but yet the retards here fall for it every time.

Bravo

KEK

It’s a parody account retards.

Truly urban living was a mistake

faggots

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how many times will Yea Forums retards fall for this

Honestly, that is a really cool latte machine.

>implying I use twatter

because they are.
cat dicks are barbed

The character of Joe Keskold has a $2.5M townhouse in Brooklyn. Exactly how he could afford it, it's unclear.

I could make a thread about how Donald Trump said that "Drive is kino" without a single source and Yea Forums would eat it up and the thread would stay up for hours. Nobody cares is something is fake or not

almost all cat sex is rape.
the males have barbed penises.
That's just how it is in the animal kingdom.

I don't even fully understand what this idiot is trying to say.

He's also a racist because the proper rendering of the author's pen name is bell hooks (all lower-case, striking a grammatical blow against Capital letter supremacy as a proxy against all forms of supremacism). So naming your own cat Bell Hooks is a form of mastery in which the person of the author is subliminally negated. He might as well have named his cat what Lovecraft did.

Funny, but if you post the following mods rush to ban you.
>I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.

I can't keep up with every ironic shitposter out there, faggot

He should probably leave little girls alone

gazza m8 we got another

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I’d wear a T-shirt that says this is not the time for topical humor

got a chuckle out of me. Thank you for that.

this reads like a mob boss cryptic threat

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JOE KESKOLD

JOEKE SKOLD

JOKE SCOLD

you fucking retarded morons

Onions boys should all be gassed.

Who is this person? How does either he or this relate to films or tv? Is he literally braindamaged?

Why is it so easy to trick /pol/ posters?

>sees his cat having sex
>assumes it's rape

The state of the male feminist.

what is it about trying to be edgy that's so painful to watch?

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It's a troll account you retard

What, nigger? Faggot? Say the word bart

Please tell me this is a joke

Jeffrey Epstein didn't traffic cats to his island, so...