Shit, being an actor is tough

I wonder how they determine the price, that got to be the worst.

wow she went full love island

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She'll always be one of my favourites after her work in The Hills Have Eyes. (*wink*)

>Dominic Monaghan is a few posts lower
Why did noone of the L O S T actors except for Evangeline Lilly have any success?

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Id still fuck her for 60

Jon Lovitz, nooooooo ;_;

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can i pay him to beat up andy dick?

Some of the animals cost more than the celebs.

$60 for a blowjob
$120 for anal

he ain't looking so hot these days

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How much did she get paid for Lost? You'd think with her having one of the main roles, she'd be rolling in dimes.

why does he charge so fucking much

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I don't eve3habe a cafeer

Pretty based

PLEASE REMEMBER ME

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>Stephanie Joosten clip for 60$
Do you think she'll flash her feet if i throw in a tip?

They could stream since they are somewhat known, they already have an instant fanbase, especially the cute ones, imagine all the incels.

MAH BAYBEH!!!!!!!!!!!

The real question is why doesn't he charge $222?

That's Roger Murdock, an airline pilot.

The wall is real. Women truly are a meme.

cameo.com/drrag

based and flutepilled

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dios mio...

shes gone crazy bros..

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Jesus Christ, wasn't Clerks only like 20 years ago? What happened to her?

OH NO NO NO

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they all got DUIs while in hawaii, matthew fox beat some woman, and hurley got turned into a weezer album by an old gypsy woman.

MOMMY MOMMY

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That's what 37 dicks'll do to ya

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

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>Consistently ranking as one of the top most popular performers in the adult industry, Elsa has starred in over 800 productions. Schedulle your meeting with the all natural, blonde goddess.

ELSA VISITING SCHEDULE

Detroit July 19-20
San Francisco August 1-4
Nashville August 8-11
New York September 8-18
Houston September 19-22

Are you a bad enough dude Yea Forums?

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Would pay her 60$ just to take a beer with desu

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>paid the toll
hard no

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Should I, Yea Forums?

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>41 years old

>Nineties throwback
that must suck

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>they use to have an "adult entertainer" category where you could get soft JOI clips for cheap
And did you save any of those clips?
This is important.

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>legends

also $150? who the fuck is he kidding?

The disease strains she must be carrying would make Nurgle feel ill

Would it be insulting to have him recreate the birthday scene from Ghostbusters 2? Seems like he would be fun anyway.

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Peng ting

I don't necessarily know if it means they're really down on their luck if they're on a site like this. Even if you're fairly well off, it is probably still useful (and a good ego stroke) to be able to get a bit of cash for recording some shitty two minute unrehearsed video or whatever.

>37

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based and bong hit transplant pilled

The saddest fucking thread ever.

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You'll have to book Andy as well, then they'll do it as a collab

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fucking kek

Celebrities and actors deserve every bad thing that happens to them

so funny, fuck

>I was in that one children's movie 15 years ago, remember me?

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Alright, let's make this Yea Forums related.
cameo.com/itsflippinviolet

new game:
>sort by cost, low to high
>scroll until you find an actor you actually honestly recognize
>cap and post how much they cost
lowest price wins

I'll start, Sue from Veep, $20

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>spend $50

>Have him wait at your house for your dad to get home

>have a seat over there

Might be worth it desu.

i think Yea Forums SUCKS

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Will she pretend to be my gf for 50?

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>Jeff Sneeder

Uh oh

kinda based. would have him do his LIAR character

>sneeder

Somehow this site made me feel like I'm not as much of a failure as I thought I was.

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>$50
holy fucking shit

Can't he just catch a break guys

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Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

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WASTED AND WOUNDED

i'd go with "Ive seen shit that would turn you WHITE"

Rip Bam

someone pay him 20 bucks to say the line

I'm 12 and who are these people itt?

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What service do they offer?

Just reading a script over the phone or a video message? Can i get JLH to give me JOI?

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At least he knows it

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>Freddie did not age well

yikes I guess he really did do all that coke. At least he married a piece of ass, well she was one at the time.

"All the stars are here!"

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this guy at $10

>3 stars

$60/2 minute video is a pretty good rate. I imagine if you had things lined up you could pull in over $400/hr which is more than enough for anyone

This is the most depressing thread I've seen on here in a long time

3 stars

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>typically responds in 2 hours

2 HOURS? Fucking hell get a job Freddie.

oof
He's gambling again

kek

>outer voice: haha, look at these washed-up losers, how humiliating!

>inner voice: damn, I wish I could makean easy 100 bucks on a regular basis by talking into a camera for a minute

Read the 1 star review its hilarious

Can someone get him to read memes like based Tyrone?

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Christ, could I request 1000 just to bang her do you think? Is there anyway the booking could lead into sex? What would your guys strategy be?

stop kidding yourself

Could be worse
>cameo.com/c/wrestlers

>3 stars

kek

feel sorry for guys like Kareem when shit players today are still making 35m a year

This doesn't seem right. I know zoomers don't know shit about film/tv but JLH for $150? There are washed up models that charge more for an appearance.

You guys think I can get a job at the pawn shop if I book him?

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Does she bounce her tits for $75

Honestly dude, I bet Corey is one of the top sellers on Cameo.

>Freddie Prinze Jr
jesus man not even your wife is this pathetic at least have some dignity mang

>all natural, blonde
Hmmmm

sandman is based though

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finna hire this nigga to make tiger sounds at me

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KINO

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Its not for an apperance, you pay them money and they send you a video or voice chat about something of your choice.
They dont show up to your event or anything

Sean Biggerstaff was also in ‘Cashback’, and ‘The Winter Guest’.

>videos
AHHHHHHHHHH

is this why Macaulay Culkin started showing up in all those youtube videos?

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>Washed up.
>Actor. Can't take direction.

Yeah. This adds up.

Post it

Seriously. Even many decent actors probably aren't so well off that the chance to make $50 in a few minutes for about as close to zero effort as possible isn't tempting.

ahh i see thanks user

So this is just to talk to them?

This is pretty fucking crazy then. $30-100 just to talk to a low tier celebrity is fucking unreal

I wouldn't even pay that for an A-list

Isn't the life expectancy for guys over 7' like 55?

seriously thinking about it bros

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No you retard, you pay them to read something for you

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>make easy low effort money
>people make fun of you for it

but why? This is what capitalism is all about.

>4 reviews

Idk if this is a proper gauge to how pathetic each person is... but only FOUR reviews is blhahahahaah!!!

Would you pay $200 to get Tom Cruise to wish your dad a happy birthday Yea Forums?

stop being poor

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>talk
I'm surprised nobody did anything worse.

>Private
Guess someone didn't want to do $5 JOIs.

Mike done fucked up

No, Mac is just weird. And it's not for appearances, you're literally paying them to talk into their own camera and send you the video.

pretty good hustle

emily didn't age well

It's for them to make a phone video saying, "Happy Birthday user. Have a great day!" or some other shit.

>anons hating on actors making ~$100 for 5 minutes of work in their downtime

That's even worse. There's no contact, it's one sided.

>that website

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I don't even wanna look

for $60can i have her show her bare soles to the camera for 5 minutes?

Notice you don't see many successful working actors doing this

is that bai ling? i'd just ask her to ad lib a bit as her character from crank high voltage

Even escorts are more expensive.

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>"""""""""""""actors""""""""""""""

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Somehow it's still less depressing than their autograph tables.

Why? He's a massive asshole.

>those hands

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Or he got 1 too many JOI videos.

What would you make them say?

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escorts suck your dick though he just films a 30 second video for you

>2500
what the fuck

>he pays escorts for one-way scripted 30 second video calls
Nice

epic sense of humour

>icon

>When you want to hire her to do the Taken phone call but then you realize that was that other chick from Lost.

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BRUH

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

I would be too if i was one of the best ever and got paid in laffy taffy

I don't see any A listers on here bro.

cameo.com/c/animals

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I have a feeling you crtl-f'd 'sneed'

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why didnt u save her bros

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cameo.com/vivabianca
cameo.com/manubennett
cameo.com/nicktarabay

Oh boy I wonder what is beneath my feet.

cameo.com/philll
I want him to say it so bad, actually.

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don't worry she'll be on there within a couple years

based octaroons

$50 and above to say one line is pretty easy work user. It's like people looking down on those Ancient Aliens/ Astronaut dudes that make millions of dollars off their books and TV series for spouting bullshit.

It's pretty clever and most fans would probably think $50 is so cheap to get their hero to say their name in a clip.

You should see how pathetically half-assed most of these clips are. Unless you're a multimillionaire, it's just a source of very quick and easy money. Some people make ~$100 per 2min unscripted video, I saw one with some rock star; he was half awake, mouth full chewing on something, 'umm' and 'uhh' for half the clip and he even got the fucking name of the guy wrong. Another was some dude just rambling about what he watched on tv the night before for a minute. It's pretty much free money for these people

It seems that youtubers make the most in this, even if they ask for less money per vid.

>no billy zabka

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Yes and get him a cowboy hat

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I bet he gets a lot of money just to spout Metal Gear lines

does she show her feet?

and what of good ilithyia?

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We have to book her to say something to Yea Forums.

That picture cracks me the fuck up

The sort of photo usually followed by, "police estimate the deceased had been dead for...."

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she dated some nobody from a boyband in the 1990s and made him wear two condoms.

I never thought it would be a letdown to fuck someone like her, but now I know there is a way.

An improvement tbf

I wonder if this is more or less work than doing it as a human

Chances are their agents would forbid it for fear of damaging their brand. Even a multimilionaire A-lister would porbably be tempted to make (at their level of celebity) several hundred or more extra a day just for spending a few minutes recording happy birthday messages while sitting in their trailer between shoots.

"I Love you"

where is this posted?

>this washed up actor was ok, but not quite worth the $5 I paid him to show up, *** out of 5

Half the Office is there, how long until Jenna gets there?

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This is what actors should be getting paid. They're whores who play pretend for a living

I have a great idea, make a movie in the movie have the main character "face time" with actors using this website write them a line to say don't tell them they're actually a character in your movie. You can put their name on the poster.

profit

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>"Was there some mom in Clerks...? Oh... oh my god."

>Size: 38D (85D)

Not good enough. Post the real tiddiemonsters, anything under G isn't real.

>5$
she is 100% using this site to coordinate escort gigs

But then she'll find out about all those lewd things you guys say.

JUST

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More like who the fuck is this guy

Looks like jim carrey

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no i'd find a model from one of the years i was born or that was in one of those bond flicks to do it for like half that and take him out somewhere for ribs

Who is actually the biggest name on the service?

>charges double the rate Claire does

fucking greedy manlet

Fucking Bruce Jenner wants like 2500

jupiters cock

Hmm... good point user.

LotR is bigger than L O S T

bret the hitman hart

Oh no. This is depressing.

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Why do actors sign up for this shit? Do they really need the cash?

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> Should I, Yea Forums?
It might be unironically funny to have him read some cowboy copypastas.

$60 looks like a high quality cam whore.

if john hannah got on i think Yea Forums alone would make it worth his while

> Do they really need the cash?

Yes.

cameo.com/brettfavre
Seriously considering have the old gunslinger do one for my dads retirement present

Do the Steiner math, it works out to a good fucking deal

>that aids spot
Poor man

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if he can do that, why can't he do the JRE?

There's someone named Tyrone on there who's funnier

Mac is trying to shill his own youtube/podcast.

>get paid just to record a video message on their phones
Why wouldn't they? No different from Tyrone.

>Tom Felton
Isn't he rich from the HP movies?

is this an escort site?

Weird opinion. The league is generating more money now so it makes sense the players are getting paid more. He's just an asshole and deserves any suffering.

aids spot?

lmao faggot

Oh man this is every boomers dream right here

Look at his forehead

fuck why didnt i think of this idea? brilliant desu

>379 reviews
holy shit if he didn't change the price too much that's like 60 thousand dollars

Am I supposed to know who this dog is? Is the dog famous?
Why are people willing to spend $60 to have a Chihuahua with behavioral issues fear-growl at a cellphone camera for a minute or two?
I'm sure you can find a scared Chihuahua or another breed of your choosing at your local dog pound that will growl at you and your cellphone for free.

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user that could be a film festival winner right there

TO THE TOWN OF NEW YORK CITY RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
HARDLY SPOKE TO FOLKS AROUND HIM DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY
NO ONE DARED TO ASK HIS BUSINESS
NO ONE DARED TO MAKE A SLIP
THE STRANGER THERE AMONG THEM HAD A BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

IT WAS EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN HE RODE INTO THE TOWN
HE CAME RIDING FROM THE SOUTHSIDE SLOWLY LOOKING ALL AROUND
HE'S AN OUTLAW, LOOSE AND RUNNING CAME A WHISPER FROM EACH LIP, AND HE'S HERE TO GET SOME CUNNY WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

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It's almost certainly much more profitable to ask for less money, because most people will easily pay $20-$30 for a joke gift to a friend, but not $200.
The difference being that they'd have to record more videos, most of these "celebrities" probably can't be arsed with that, while youtubers do.

In a row?

>Latest
>For Velocity Resource Group 18th Anniversary

What kind of business wastes money on a football player wishing them a happy anniversary?

This is what a society looks like right before the fall

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He looks literally like a junkie with cancer, so I do think he's not very rich.

I can see the spot you mean, but I've never heard of "aids spots" before
Didn't know they had those

It won't work. I've tried getting actresses to say lowkey sexy things but if they script or bullet points are too complicated they will just ignore it and say "oh, yeah, uh, hey like happy birthday!". and charge you even if you don't like the message.

I guarantee if you make any reference to Yea Forums she'll get weirded out and ignore it.

That dog is uniroincally more famous than half the humans on that website

I'm gonna make him read one of Yea Forums's pastas

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hooch is crazy.

HANSEN YOU NO GOOD YELLOW BELLIED SUM BITCH

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Based and pumpilled

>He doesn't know me bubz

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>sean biggerstaff
Cheeky.

It's easy side money, but he charges more than most and is actually desirable. The rest are literal who's, but even fucks like Pete Rose can still sign paid posters for older fans despite his controversy.

He cute tho

What the FUCK happened? I thought she was on some show halfway recently where she was a callgirl and still looking good, looks like a totally different (average looking) person now.

"Hi -- this me, Norm MacDonald, calling Greg from -- the greenroom of the Conan O'Brien Show. Yeah, that right -- the greenroom. Where the guests who are going to be on the show wait. So, this is the greenroom, and I'm calling while I have 5 minutes of downtime, and not from the living room of my modest Palmdale home. No, that would be pathetic if I skyped from there."

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I wonder if he would use his Iron Bull voice and threaten to rape me...

How do you think that "dummy thicc" video came about?

Honestly, yes, they sometimes need the cash.
I’ve known professional stage actors, who routinely get work,
And in between productions they usually have other jobs such as bartending, etc.

It should be pointed out,
stage actors and performers don’t necessarily get paid the same as TV or Film actors,
but stage actors and performers get paid every night they’re on stage,
And If they’re good they get paid at union scale which increases the more work they do.

Film and TV actors usually only get the initial paycheck for the days they show up, or whatever the contract is,
And then they might get residuals.
Doing TV commercials can be more financially stable than just doing the occasional TV episode.

She had nice titties

And that's if everyone who paid him actually left review

Fucking grand for him to call you and your investment shit

What a fucking hustle.

pregnancy

Imagine how fucking sick he is of basedboys coming up to him at conventions, talking about Steiner math and the attitude era 20 fucking years later. God I would want to kill myself.

Dankula should get his Pug on this. He will make some cash before he's taken off in a couple of days

To think that he was Emma Watson first crush,life is rough to everybody I guess.

holy fucking based

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>95 reviews
>99 dollars each
This guy has made $9,400 for 47 minutes of work.

>379 reviews
>175 dollars each
This guy has made $66,325 for 3.15 hours of work

>38 reviews
>120 dollars each
This guy has made $4,560 for 19 minutes of work

Remind me why this considered a bad gig, again? Sounds extremely lucrative.

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post em

cameo.com/icet
I don't understand this. Isn't this guy swimming in money?

Where's the fucking pedo documentary, Corey?

Because we incels need SOMETHING to feel superior about. delete this btw

Unironically want to hire Chris

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>This guy has made $66,325 for 3.15 hours of work
Thank you based capitalism!

decide to see if a less know actress(or actor) is on there just for curious sakes

she isnt

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He is, which is exactly why he's doing this because it's FREE MONEY TO SAY SIMPLE WORDS

Why don't you understand this? You'd be retarded to not be doing this.

This is also only the people that left reviews, and the actors don't even need to put much effort into these videos, so it's barely "work" in the time spent. Most are literally just reading a name and saying happy birthday

>Holy shit this entire site is depressing.
No shit. I felt terrible for everyone of them. The dollar amounts made it far worse.

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See:
Easy money is easy money. Some of those rates relative to the time and effort expended probably work out to be better pay than many A-list actors get for staring in a film.

Weird formatting and even weirder apologist tone. Get a grip user.

this must be illegal

>let me have my favorite pornstar say something with their clothes on!

cameo.com/c/pornstars

what's the total after taxes?

>all natural blonde
she's fucking black lol

curious why u looked her up

This, but unironically.

I booked her once to just say “fart, fart, fart, fart, fart” over and over again and she actually did it with a smile lol. You guys interested in seeing?

Can I pay him to say nigger for 10 minutes?

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For some of the "celebrities" seems depressing. But other are making some real cash for very little work.

they still look sad and pathetic, is it worth it?

It's a birth mark you gumby.
You are looking for an Aids lesion and they are normally around the lips and lower jaw.

Why?

Yep, knew it. Nikki blonski from hairspray fame.

being an actor is easy as fuck you're paid to leave voicemails for people also stupid shit like sitting at a table and signing papers

>foot fetish

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You just know the cheaper once are using it as an escort service

>typically responds in 2 hours
holy shit, get a job

>Buck Angel: $5

Dirti patel?

The funniest part is that all these vids they make are public, you can see their souls dying for $50

Sorry user,
Just trying to point out that actors aren’t making $$$$ continuously.

There was some atlantic or NYT article that cited a study that demonstrated brainlets judge based on perception and not actual facts. So if the perception is they are a failure they are a failure.

>implying you don't want to get Johnny Sins to send your bro an anniversary message

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I'd rather be sad and pathetic making $10k an hour than be sad and pathetic shitposting on Yea Forums

oj needs to get in on this shit

>$5

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like i said just to see
first pretty, less known actress i thought of

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yes please !

Damn this one is tempting.

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We should pay her to read the Based Rocco pasta, she could be our own Tyrone

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>Joey Ryan is on there
kek

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>Charlotte Sartre

This bitch is crazy

Imagine all the time you spend doing literally nothing in a day, instead you could be making $350 every 2min, who wouldn't?
Waiting on your pizza to arrive? $2,000
Ad break during a tv show? Easy $3,000.
Heating some fucking ramen? $600

Could I "book" her for the hour?

Of course

>Based Rocco pasta
sauce?

Danielle Harris hit the wall hard.

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Would unironicaly book Ron Jeremy but this fucker charge 200$

OK this is based

>foot fetish hypnosis
pretty based

>mfw she pulls her tits out in one of the videos
is that shit even allowed?

There are private videos as well

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someone pay him to say it

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>sneed

Still 600 bucks an hour for a near 0 effort job

>cameo.com/c/pornstars
>hi im charlottle sarte,u may seen me on the internet testing the limits on the human rectum, i do birthdays too
dead

>For some of the "celebrities" seems depressing. But other are making some real cash for very little work
True. Very true.

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"Can you wish me a happy birthday? But don't say my name or anything. I have a job."

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So he either has a job or he's in rehab

Holy shit.

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No, Tom Cruise is a homo and my dad is dead.

Shouldnt he be dead by now. He got aids like ten years ago

Save your money, anons.

Even if they only made a dollar per video, they're making 120 bucks an hour for doing barely anything.

This thread is depressing yet somehow an improvement from reading anons' nogf greentexts.

This shit is anything but clever. I'd call it honest if you put a gun to my head.

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Wait, this isn't a prostitution service?

sad desu

Just noticed most of the actresses do these recordings without makeup. At least Jodelle still looks pretty without it.

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>Lauren Phillips

Best 15 bucks I ever wasted

Retarded, or self-respecting.

Great thing about medical science is that we can keep these people alive for longer than they have the right to.

SO... does anyone have an example of the kind of videos/cameo they do?

>this one guy going nuts defending washed up celebs
y tho

Yo.

cameo.com/c/power-rangers

I assume Cameo takes a cut

cameo.com/tarareid
Hi user, I'll suck your cock for $1000, happy birthday!

>Jason David Frank
>For Charity

based

Yeah, I'm thinking its kino.

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Alright, I'm willing to take one for the team. First person to get dubs in reply to me decides what I send to this sad faggot to read for us.

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hey daft boy you can see exactly the type of videos they make if you click on their pages.

>that price

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I want you to get this guy to call you a faggot. Use your real name too.

Nice

Two for the pink, one for the stink

Elsa Jean is a cryptonigger.

lol

Apparently our queen is too good for this site.

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I wonder if it'd be profitable for someone that just a normal, average dude, not famous or anything, to charge 2-5 bucks just for laughs.
Seems like exactly the kind of dumb shit that'd go "viral", and just what some people I know would pay for

clearly he cured himself

youtube.com/watch?v=Au0GRWUbqN8

Just why? these people are legends, they do a great service to the whole of humanity, they shouldn't have to debase themselves by making these short videos for a paltry sum.

Im gonna be depressed all day.

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ok...well I guess "cameo" doesn't mean what I thought it meant

oh mommy

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She's sucking dick at mtv for money

Dignity.
If youre whoring yourself out there the best option would be to be honest about it.
Most 90-2000s entertainment people are not honest, they hide behind the act and its cringy af. Or at least the act is relevant to them so its only fitting theyre being judged by their act.
Except for that sure its capitalism alright.

Jaimee Foxworth for $15. She's the girl from Family Matters who went upstairs and became a porn star.

>Tay Zonday

lmaoooooo

Tom Cruise was paid 100 million for 72 days of shooting on War of the Worlds. Assuming an 8 hour work day, he earned about $1446 per 30 seconds of work. And that was probably a bulk discount.

Anyway, he could charge $10,000/30 sec on Cameo and I guarantee you people would pay it.

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>Standup comic
So what's her routine, talking about the funniest dick in her ass?

Have him read the sheev senate scene in the Zordon voice.

I thought this was the guy who played dean Winchester wtf

Its okay, stav and adam will be on this site in a couple years.

>Yeah, I'm thinking its kino.
Holy shit he's great.

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cameo.com/rebeccablack
o jayzus

There is no dignity in capitalism. You think waiting tables or cleaning up shit is dignifying? Or how about shilling products that people don't really need?

Some of you are alright, don't come to CalArts on July 22

*sniff sniff*

>Just why? these people are legends
They're actors, they're maybe half a step up from prostitutes and you should feel bad for admiring them.

This. Even in a "good" well-paying job, you're going to have to roll over every time your manager barks.

lol I did the saem search

i wanna SMASH

>Assuming an 8 hour work day
During shooting they usually work for 12-14 hours a day, sometimes even longer, especially for night shoots

>click a random one
>Hi, it's Rebecca Black and I'd like to wish you a happy valentines day on behalf of your cats

yikes

It’s possible some of them just do it for their fans, or for a bit of “free” spending cash for stupid stuff.
I imagine if you’re a celebrity, people come up and ask for pictures, or ask to take video, all the time if they recognize you.
With cameo, you can at least charge the fans a few bucks and do the video at your leisure.

Probably but no one would find you.

Pick a really famous person name, claim it's your real name, and you'd probably make a few hundred though.

Wow, you weren't kidding

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No one good is on there. Most of the videos are oddly personal and specifically about the celebrity.

SHE SMOKES WEED
AND SHE SUCKS DICK
youtube.com/watch?v=W1QuBZgTDHw

>cameo.com/rebeccablack
wow, it's like every other female comedian!

I'm amazed that Yea Forums hasn't done some crowdfunding thing and hired him for a day, imagine the meme potential

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Why don't you take a seat over there?

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Yes the crew does work that much, but actors don't, especially not high-profile actors like cruise. They're lucky to even get him for 8 hours on a day. Actors are the last on set and the first to leave.

He'd still be earning 723 bucks per 30 seconds of work on a 16 hour work day, not even accounting for weekends, holidays, breaks, etc.

Someone should get him to recite the definition of Entrapment.

welcome to late capitalism friendo

Actors still work even when they're off camera during shooting

Capitalism is always like this.

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see

>sent within 2 hours of ordering
It's like when Jeb Bush replied to some anons email within a couple of minutes, despite it being like 4am

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL THEIR FACES

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As long as her uggo wife isnt part of the deal I might be down

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not really. The theory behind late capitalism is that people are good at exploitation and over time they're running out of ways to increase profit, and so you get a new kind of invasive and fractional payment models like video game microtransactions or paying $50 for a 10 second video of some F list actor

~50 year old woman with plastic surgery

phone camera

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BASED

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They wouldn't even be in the first 200 actors you could list out.
Don't act like they're part of your family.
It's sad, sure. Like seeing a friend's old car at the used car dealership and remembering the good times, but these people aren't your friends.

it looks like that jewish weed guy from TV

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Her Bound Gangbang was 10/10

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Someone make him say some Vincent related shit.

literally the 1st joke is about her vagina holy shit

I'll take personal shilling like this any day of the week.

>Specifically has to say who he plays
eugh

d3el26csp1xekx.cloudfront.net/v/wm-Tnuf5yw-K.mp4

She has some decent scenes. Now she thinks she is some star and deserves money and respect.

Kek

cameo.com/tomkane

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>Sean Astin making $250 each time to make potato jokes

If caveman had the tech for this they would have done it.