>wake up
>see this
what do?
Wake up
shoot up with her
Put my tongue in her mouth
She whores herself out on reddit
wake up again
Rape. Beat severely. Impregnate. Not in that order.
what happened to her boomer bf?
I shall not be seduced by your fiendish ways! Remove yourself from my abode roastie, lest I be forced to violently eject you.
>go to bed
>see this
>wat do?
Dona 180 and slowly back away
Is that that drug addicted roastie who used to attention whore on /r9k/?
>shit ive been kidnapped
born to feel
punch her square in the face
The only thing there is to do: cuddle up between their boobies and caress them, letting the soft tit flesh engulf you as she holds your head in her hands, purring in satisfaction and proceed to cuddle fuck.
yeah, some 35yo dude was pounding the shit out of her after she ran away from home
You going to give a name to look up, then?
based goose
cuddles
wonder why i went to sleep before burying her in the yard
Start looking for her boyfriend and other cult members who are going to ritually murder me
yeah
Wonder why there's a roastie in my bed
Take a brutal power shit strain so much I see stars, then wash my ass in the tub with warm water, dry with nearest towl, wash my hands in the sink, shave, flush, and smoke a cigarette with the vent on. If I'm pressed for time I'll smoke while taking a shit.
no, summerfag
assert my dominance with an amusing dutch oven prank