HoH: The Jack Show
Veto: Sam
Noms: Kemi,Jessica
Nightmare Power: Ovi, removes noms and forces HOH to nominate new people at night, lasts 6 weeks
Chaos Power: Jack, after veto chips are drawn, he can stand and redo the veto picks. lasts until final 6
Camp Comeback: evictees stay in the house until battleback
Previously on /bb/:
first for kat is literally 50% janelle + 50% britney
LOVE!? LOVE ISLAND!?
Christie is waifu
BRUTAL
wew
kek'd
kat is a mix of janelle and cassandra from bbcan4
i honestly would be embarrassed to explain this shitty power to the alliance
they rigged it so hard to make it weak
did winston even say anything? LOL
see ya kat
he said "sup"
>being a friend
>cockblocks him
Nah bitch, you weren't a friend.
>another attempt at girls alliance
Stop
The misfits think they can win.
Jess is such a retard, holy shit
you just KNOW!
Are you bitches conspiring against me?
I know a girl at my I Uni who acts exactly like Kat. She is totally crazy and annoying to me. I think she likes me too
What should I do?
>this is the year a womans alliance will beat the men at their own game
>yaaaas girls
>bb chose these people on purpose
wow
haha bizarro janelle is GOLD
>betrays you
>trusting Bella
Yikes
wanting bog over kat? yeah no
>kemi walks in another girl alliance
cursed image
kek Wang knows that all girls alliances will never work.
based
>man comes up with alliance
>gets people he thinks he vibes with and are capable of winning
>woman comes up with alliance
>gotta be all chicks so they can stab each other in the back
If you don't have an alliance going in the first two weeks, it isn't going to work.
bella put a chink in the girls alliance armor
Would any of you faggots actually go to Fiji with Nicole?
my sides
fuck swaggy N
Jess has been SEETHING in the live feeds for the past few days because she doesn’t think she’s the one behind the girl’s alliance
>won’t vote out girls
>won’t put girls on the block
>but it’s not a girls alliance, I swear!
KEK
would
I'm sorry Nicole, I'm afraid in this theater we have a strict no-singles policy.
is she paying?
>1st power is anonymously removing the noms and forcing hoh to nom new people
>2nd power is revealing yourself to the hoh, putting the chips back in and redoing the picks
fuck you grodner
is this really a question?
how did she do at penis inspection?
they didnt show nicole calling the alliance idea dumb in her DR
lmao she actually thought it was a real thing and would work.... this is who you are trying to force on us
if sam won the power, it would have been a diamond veto
i think she was scared he wouldnt use an op power on his alliance if he got one. so just give him a dud and move on
diabolical gook already selling them out
absolutely
Those cow titties are sittin' right
Honestly, if I was a contestant and I knew someone sucked a dick inside the house, I could never look at them the same way again. Would probably see them more as objects than people
BASED BELLA
that weaponized hair
fat spic
Depends, if this was a good suck or a desperation suck,
HAHAHAHAHAHA JESS
you already said this and nobody cares
>makes all girl alliance
>boys solidify and try to take them out
>wtf this is so unfair! only we’re allowed to do that!!
BIG JESS GONNA BREAK THE BLOCK
I kind of want to see Jason and Johnson being in a dumb action movie, talk me out of it please.
1 2 3
TRELEGY
doing the jacks work for them, truly based
nicole literally the only one who didnt say it wasnt a real alliance lol
SIGN UP TODAY FOR A TEN DOLLAR BONUS
still pissed about the shitty power
PISSED
damn the minorities just aren't having luck
I want her dick
wow he even said the girl alliance in his nomination speech
MULTIPLE SAUCES
finally the showfags can leave
I'm almost certain that if Kemi/David/Nicole were playing and won this power it would have been OP as shit. Grod cators this shit to the winner. There is no logical sense that the first power would be game breaking and this one would be laughable. He can't even pick players. It should have either been he picks the players for the Veto(but not the noms or HoH). or he can take down and replace 1 player(including noms and HoH). that would have at least been SOMETHING.
Big brother started out as a TV show that was a social experiment. Year after year you keep seeing whites pick on minorities and it really reflects on modern society as a whole. People who watch this show and think racism doesn't exist are blind to the oppression happening right before their eyes, and are likely blinded by their own privilege
>getting someone like anal to suck you off and not tommy
what a fag
this is why you keep your fucking mouth shut in the early weeks
I never understood why people list who they would put up at all, you need to win something first.
Black guy here, they aren't making it hard. Kemi admitted to being a cunt, proves to be a cunt, and isn't trying to be sociable Ovi is shit at playing this game. Jess is a bitch and is high on social justice.Tom is getting back by not being offensively gay and David had bad luck of the draw but it looks like he can't contain his inner asshole.
you can go back to r*ddit now
Not an argument
>Gr8ful enforcing apartheid
I’m thinking this season is based
hello, black guy
you do it to bond with the hgs
>power is doing the veto picks again and making yourself look like a fucking idiot
>Kemi refuses to talk to anyone and sits in corners alone
>David lost a comp to a boomer and a landwhale
>Ovi doesn't shower, shits 10 times a day and has autism
>Bella backstabbed her alliance and is basically telling everyone that she can't be trusted
>Jessica started an all girls alliance and then pretended like she wasn't the one pushing it
WHY DON'T THEY LIKE THE MINORITIES, ITS NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE SHITTY AT THE GAME OR ANYTHING! RACISTS!
>Black guy here
OVI NOOOOOOOO
there’s professional cornhole on espn 2 right now
It's seriously shit. It's not even anonymous. you have to stand up during the fucking ceremony like an asshole and announce it. fucking Grodner.
>cant contain inner asshole
neither can jack, jackson, christie, holly, and nick but no one gives a shit about them in the house
no, its because production chooses so few minorities, and the ones it chooses are almost always shitty people. swaggy and bayleigh? kemi and jess? these aren't likeable houseguests
what's going on? i missed the last 5 days. I caught up on the episodes but i can't tell what they are doing right now
it's not racism, it's natural for people to stick with their own race.
thank you, bbcan rarely has issues with this. that's why /ourshow/ is /based/ and BBUS is cringe!!!
>final 8
>second DOUBLE EVICTION
>someone like cliff wins the HoH
>jack is about to be backdoored
>jack uses his power live
>IT WORKS
>saves himself
>twitter meltdown
it's going to be kino
I want to hate fuck Christie!
YA BOI
GUMPY
FRIENSHIP
how many catchphrases dis nibba have?
Everyone will forget it exists by then too.
That power can be useful in some scenarios. Christmas managed to use her power to completely cuck Cody from saving Jessica and himself.
top tier b8, look at all them (You)s
ya finally did it lad!
man they really are exterminating the minorities first this season
and the fatties
this hundo p
LET'S GO
Not a debate
Xmas had a different power
by crushing it with the power of weight-o?
maybe natural for RACISTS lol not for normal people
Jackson will be fat halfway through August
1st power: Pendant of Protection (Invincible 3 weeks), Extra Life (Bring someone back in first 4 weeks), Nightmare (Anonymously force changed nominations and guarantee 2 initial nominees safety)
2nd ((power)): Ring of Replacement (change a veto player), Cloud (prevent going on the block before nominations), Chaos (repick veto players)
3rd power: Halting Hex(cancel eviction), Identity Theft (Anonymously control the two nominations of the HOH), Panic (???)
We're about to see some OP shit next week
>I know you guys are trying to backdoor me so im here to say... i have the 2nd power
>I WANT YOU GUYS REDO THE VETO PICKS AND I SWEAR IF MY FREAKIN NAME COMES UP, YOU BETTER RUN FOR THE VETO BECAUSE IM COMING FOR ALL OF YA
taking responsibility for you actions is racist and you are CANCELLED
>his name isn’t picked again
it was literally made for that reason
jessica wasnt supposed to win the last power
cody was supposed to be the villian and paul the hero
>jack won HoH
>also won the whack power
>bella created an "all girls alliance" jess, nicole, kemi joined
>bella told jack about it
>he nom'd kemi and jessica
>jessica is pissed and knows bella threw her under the bus but can't do anything
>kemi came in second and is a dead girl walking
anal also sucked jack last night
streamable.com
how was ranceypants on the feeds? it’s my first season btw
>Believing the minorities are the only ones in the house playing a shitty game
See above
Literally racism lol
>Someone calls out season after season of racism, must be b8
Dipshit
Jack is our fucking guy
>tfw mitchie dumps you
aquacuck still saying to christie that she is his #1 after giving anal anal last night
based catladies
found the pussywhipped simp
>tfw sis is a size queen
i didn't say they're playing shitty game. i said they are shitty people, with shit personalities that no one else will miss.
who knows in the house that she blew aquaman? that's fucking hilarious what a brain-dead bimbo. how were the threads during all that?
yeah, that was a great line. there's more to our girl than the fishlips and fake tits
/ourguys/ on rhap tonight, let's fucking go!
dude's eating more than jess
he was hit or miss
half the time he was sleeping and not doing much and the other half he was bouncing off the walls and feeds gold
I liked him a lot as a showfag back then, I figured he would have good energy on feeds. he’s the kind of guy you could bounce stuff off of and he would go along with you, like joking around or just shooting the shit.
why they fucking fishing so much?
BASED
poovi no!
because a certain fan base cannot handle reality
>twitter.com
this is the type of creatura that thinks anal isn't very pretty
bahahahaha
my favorite meme is women saying other women should be sexually liberated and do whatever or whomever they want but at the same time they shit on girls that actually do lol
i think the smart move for jack to do is just blame the shitty power on sam and put a target on him
>She isn’t that pretty
LMAOOOOO UGLY BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO SAY THAT MY SIDES
I think jackson, christie, holly, nick and whoever they told
just peep the thread
And guess who's playing next week. You ready for some serious grodball to save Kemi and give her that OP power?
what is she planning...?
*shuffles chips in a box*
HOH IS GONNA FREAK
>tfw mitchie dumps you for jack
what is his obsession with christie? lol
>edit didnt show jack's housemeeting destroying the camp comeback twist
oh they mad
Okay, what the fuck. This seriously looks like some kind of elder scrolls fantasy race. What is going on with her ears, what is that nose, why does she have asian eyes. I can't even say she's that ugly, she just legit looks like she is 1/4 dunmer 1/4 orc and half imperial.
>two fags and amon
>This seriously looks like some kind of elder scrolls fantasy race
painfully accurate
She’s about to make the call.
Fucking hilarious. wasn't as good as Sam trying to go full general mao on the twist last year though. JUST GIVE IT TO ME.
i missed this house meeting? why was it called and what happened?
rob is married to a woman and has kids
taran has been fucked silly by kaitlyn
basically jack and christie called a house meeting for ovi and david making a power move saying that no one should talk game with them since they're not in the game or risk being targeted for conspiring or something
>general mao
christie told jack to do it so he did it
NO GAMETALK WITH THE EVICTEES, ANY RUMOR OF ANYONE MUST GO TO THE PERSON AND SQUASH IT. THEY ARE HERE TO STIR SHIT UP
the ears could pick up radio waves
that doesn't mean anything and you know that
Just watching the episode now, if you wouldnt go to Fiji with Nicole you got problems.
Its like when Paul got the pendent of protection and christmas got that shitty veto replacement ring
the veto replacement ring is A HUNDRED PERCENT better than just doing the veto picks again
like its hilariously bad
>christie: we don't talk game that much
loooooooooooooooooool
it makes sense for the grod to do it. why throw gasoline on the fire of gr8teful with another over powered twist and solidfy the next 3 weeks of your game.
she already did that with camp comeback
but that was to help the otherside against gr8teful yeah?
based
it’s keeping the 8 from going after each other
yeah but based christie shut that plan down
they were supposed to spread info and cause chaos
now they are just ghosts walking around the house
also it helped the alliance blend with the rest of the house and forced them to stay together
>kemi and jack has the same birthday
are they holding each other’s cake?
>they will never get together and run the game
the final 2 we deserved
She is so cute.
what is she thinking about?
any place to watch the live feeds outside of usa? streams? links?
massive dongs
>thinking
him misting everyone into saving him by just sleeping for a week straight is a 10 ten GOAT move
Lady here, y'all insel boys need to relax with the sexual harassment.
Kemi is the best
Nicole more like Nicute desu
Kemi is gonna win BB23 #BLM
stop larping fellow virgin
More like NICRINGE
more like Nikill yourself
The panic power will let you reverse the votes for the eviction. Must be used right before Julie announces the results.
All incels are named Kyle. My name is Alex
Sup
They have the numbers to be assholes, David doesn't. When you first get back in the house, try not to be an asshole.
the panic power lets you talk to the hoh before the nominations
so its basically a hidden immunity idol.
just made a stinky fart haha
>general mao
nick does not have the numbers, if not for the twist he was out this week
Christie is gonna be fat in a month at her current pace.
>is going to be
she's already there. her disgusting fat body is overflowing from that bikini
Which one is Nick again? I know for a fact that Jack and Jackson can do whatever the fuck they want because they have the numbers.
once the 8 person alliance was formed i knew this season was going to be trash, There's nothing worse than watching a huge alliance take out weak players. I'll come back to this season when it starts to get good
her torso is already fucking bizarre, skinnyfat on a woman
Didnt she date Tommys aunt? So fat lesbian isnt unheard of.
Also I really want to see this aunt now.
>outside of usa
what does this supposed to mean?
Odd seasons are almost always the weakest.
lol
ovi getting exposed hard
had two alliances named stage 5 lmao
>8 person alliance
it's 6 and they will be taking a shot at bella and nick in 2 weeks when the twist ends
jackson on kat: have you seen her without her makeup? yikers
So some random guy Jack works with wrote his hoh letter and none of his family signed releases, What do you think this guy did?
Isn't this dude wanting to bang Holly though? lol, she's even worse!
Holly without makeup...
Is he really saying that while sleeping with a fucking crypt lich?
lmao kat went into the house with a boyfriend and cheated on him within 3 days
wtf is that the dude from izombie??
probably got disowned for being racist
idk why but seeing a male heart texts on imessage is super cringe
>She wanted her bf Marty to buy her a promise ring, which he did. She still wears it on the show in her right hand.
OH NO NO NO
but if his family is white then they’re all already racists. shits not adding up senpai
he looks like the museum guy from the daily show
He should give her a pass. In my opinion it's not cheating if it happens on a reality show.
>he should give his girlfriend a pass for having sex with another man
based cuck
Jack is an ass and his family hates him.
good goy
every time i turn on feeds i realize there's nobody i really enjoy watching this year.
Sam- We are still voting out Kemi, right? Christie- Yeah, I think so #BB21
I thought they said Jackson my bad.
either way, that must suck to have your own family hate you.
OVI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is Cat the first person to get dumped on Big Brother?
marty killed himself didn't he...
No, happened to Kaitlyn last year.
Everyone in Gr8ful is unlikable and the outsiders have no game.
happens every season just about
By another houseguest I mean
>Kat in bed with another brown boy
OVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
kek
>best friend
uhhhhhh did he cuck himself lads?
same. everyone is kinda bland
has sis sucked any more dicks today?
yeah
>try not to suck any more dicks on the way to the DR
>best friend
MARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jackson is likable but he has nobody to bounce off of. It's kind of like Brett when Winston and Rachel were gone.
I want to like Sam but he's never on feeds. Nicole only talks to the losers. Nick is in a showmance with a boring whore. Hogg is never involved with anything. Tommy might have interesting gameplay down the road but he's going to just be gay and happy for the next month. Kat is kind of funny when she's not stressed out and crying, so very rarely. Ovi and David are only funny for the memes, not for active feeds watching.
everyone else is feeds poison.
god i wish holly didn't bog herself she's actually pretty likable
Diane in BB4 got cut in the final 3 by her showmance Drew, who later turned out to be gay. It was pretty fucking cold.
jack told christie about his power
did he? he's a fucking retard if so.
what a bitch
jack's obsession with christie is super fascinating
>Nicole only talks to the losers
why is this?
*bb5
marty's cute, i'd die to be his bf
It's the one girl he can never have
>power was made to protect christie
okay i like the power now
>talking about trump
¿DIOS MIO DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT?
>people think christie running the game is a meme
she doesn't seem interested in winning, but rather defending the "weak" and appeasing feelings. she really doesn't have any pull with any of the 8 or the floaters, just the minorities.
god i hope christie wins for full memes
I wonder if she could convince him to murder someone.
>*bb5
Thanks famalam, you're right. BB4 did have Jun playing off of her ex's feelings for her and then cutting him like a bitch, but they had technically already broken up before the house.
>kemi: my mother got a raise which bumped her into the next tax bracket so she ended up owing more money and she asked them to take the raise back
paraphrased, but lol she doesn't understand tax brackets at all
wait jack and christie love bella now??
>anal sucks off jack
>next day he doesn't want anything to do with her
HAHAHAHA roasties smdh
>doesn't understand tax brackets at all
pretty common for black people, unironically. a lot of them intentionally stay low class because they think they're somehow poorer if they owe any taxes whatsoever.
what’s with all the fuss? he hasn’t been a bad guy
>a lot of them intentionally stay low class
oh yeah i'm sure
>jun is a single mother whose son has autism
>jee is married with a qt 3.14 wife and a son with no autism
who is the real winner here?
*citation needed
i like his hair. i don't think i'd get along with him in person. no disrespect to his game.
hes a bit of an asshole, and unapologetically so
I get this cast being so enthralled with christie more than i got it last year with tyler
this whole season is like a bomb ticking down and there will be a big explosion very soon
christie said nick/sam have a final 2, saw them whispering to each other during the veto
future plan is to both of them on the block and make him feel like the pawn
seriously though she's hot
This, Americans legit do not understand tax brackets.
That being said it still may be worth it to take a raise in terms of benefits rather than direct salary.
you know every american?
he's kind of a douche so I can understand some of the hate he gets, but he's shown he has a good memory and he can also beast physical comps so I personally respect his game
i prefer the old veto music desu it was way more comfy
it still hurts
Yes
His problem is that it's not enough for him to be house alpha, he has to punch down at the outsiders to satisfy his own ego.
>kemi thinks jack runs the show but it's actually chrisite
kek
anyone have any good ideas about what I should cut out and make into a transparent png like pic related?
I can’t promise that I’ll do whatever you ask for, but basically I’m taking requests
Is Christie as bat shit crazy as she is portrayed on the show? She appeared like someone with bioploar disorder who stopped taking meds.
blackpills
also that love island show looks disgusting
as of right now, tommy is pretty much walking to the finals, right?
just about everything but either quarky or anal sucking jack's cock
>the jack show
>q*arky
I think the subtext is that she lost her food stamps or whatever. Then it’s possible if you factor the value of the gibs she was getting prior to the raise.
pretty much
*blows you in the hoh room in your path*
god I wish that were me
based jack using the shitty power as leverage to be brought to final 6
I didn't catch all of it so that might be right
jess also complained about barely not qualifying for welfare
funny enough, she's actually one of the few that understands what her and her alliance needs and should do, she's just really loud and aggressive
i think quarky is a cute, I guess I’ll look for a picture of her. or maybe I’ll try to find her awkward preseason pool pic and see if that would work.
and I would love to do Anal deepthroating Jack’s massive benis but I don’t have any good shots of that.
if anyone has a better request, or something specific, let me know. it’s a very relaxing pastime so I like doing it.
>7 other embarrassing teams
>being humiliated by my Jack/Christie power duo
hahaha i have more points than any 3 teams in the league combined
unless something crazy happens or a twist fucks him, he's sleeping to final 4
jess clearly needs more money to buy food with
look at how short tommy is compared to jack lmao
>people not talking game with me for days is good
based Kat the idiot
NICOLE IS TALLER???
holly just staring at her after she said that lol
nicole is cute*
the second row is elevated; obviously Tommy is still short though
kat is tall af
in heels
its better to get as close to a full body as possible so you can just throw them in a meme without having to worry about placing them
or just a head works too.
kat just straight up asked holly if she was on anyones radar. she has no idea what she is doing
misted
Bruh an 8 person alliance is such a joke though. There will be no loyalty, and you can’t keep that shit a secret. Going hard for an alliance like that is foolish. Best move is to be a member of it but never win anything.
Watch her make it to the end of the season now and everyone else hates each other so much that she wins unanimously.
new thread
Can’t believe this dude could be cast as the handsome guy. Like bro your jaw doesn’t count when you have a horrible underbite.
no it isn't. just their bags are on the elevated platform
it is shockingly square, like it shouldnt exist in nature.
but honestly he does kinda pull it off somehow.
he doesnt even really look real in the pic that i cut it out of. he looks like he was bitten by a radioactive square and gained super powers of squareness