We want to cast Zac Efron, but we only have--

>We want to cast Zac Efron, but we only have--
>Say no more, Zac is still affordable. Bay Watch wasn't as litty as The Rock said it would be and Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile got under 60% on Rotten Tomatoes and went straight to Netflix
>--$20,000
>I think I know a guy.

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>is just 5'9-5'10
>kind of fit but really not that big or defined which does add up with how much they talk about him working out
>all the women in town lust after him
Horseshit. Those disgusting roastie whores demand perfection. They would treat Billy like shit for not being a 6'4 Chad with shoulders the size of Manhatten. The show portrays roasties are far less far less demanding than they really are.

5'9-5'10 was considered tall in the 80s

>$20,000 considered cheap for an actor
>I can't even make that much in a year

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you can't possibly be this dumb

reeeee

This was an apex chad bod in the 80s unironically

It's a fucking fictional town you incel crybaby

This, bodybuilding culture and looking like you do steroids was still mostly restricted to gay dudes in the mid 80s.

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based and r9kfitLookismpilled

you may think this post is a joke but this is what the average young male zoomer who visits Yea Forums unironically believes fullheartedly in 2019

I think it's because the series happen in the 80s and standards were lower back then.

Also women do not care about muscles, they only care about face base structure, height and frame.

it took me two episodes to realike Mike's mom is a slut

was america really like this in the '80s?

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i demand a webm of ms wheeler getting into that dark closet thing to check on billy

You think her husband is fulfilling her sexually?

only one i have

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also, was the 80s about people trying to look the worst possible ever?

what the fuck is wrong with the duffer brothers
they must've been cucked by some girl in the 80s and they're stuck there

remove all of the reddit cool references and Stranger things is basically...well, nothing
I'm so sick I wish vaporwave never existed

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>Implying the Duffer Brothers have any recollection of what the 80s were actually like

damn, mrs wheelers looks like THAT?

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you realize it's all about the face right?

I'll bring the syrup

Real niggas been on the Wheelers train since season 1.

Realest niggas didn't watch this shit tier show

you missed the best part when shes walking in

yea she gets hit in the head, oh well

Stranger Things is a tribute to the fictional 80s of Spielberg and Stephen King, not the actual 80s.

is she, dare I say, /uorgirl/?
also, she's the daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke wtf
talking about nepotism

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Beauty standards change. In the 80s, thin women were desirable, and having an ass didn't matter much. They did cardio, and didn't spend half the gym time doing squats in between sets of selfie taking. Plus, the big poofy 80s hair, obviously. Contrast that to now, where women have all sorts of tricks to make their asses look huge, and have (dying) ultra-straightened hair.

Except loads of girls on normie book are wetting over this dude currently

chicks in the 80s found guys with a dirty sanchez attractive?

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Ms W wants the D so hard

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"they must've been cucked by some girl in the 80s and they're stuck there"

This is the power of the mullet

thats not a "dirty sanchez", incel zoomer

The ass part I’m not really complaining about, but the rest of the current female beauty trend is fucking awful.
The way Makeup is used less for additions and more as a second, and often third, layer of skin just makes everyone look worse and destroys their skin. The hyper-straight hair bangsish style looks like crap compared to 80s poof and the way they all have to speak like blacks really takes the fucking cake.

I'm just glad that whole thick sharpie eyebrow thing fizzled out. What the fuck was that all about?

Shit like this gets me diamonds

you're into manly flat asses? ok fag

Can't we have a happy medium between the 80s pancake ass and the current year Kardashian butt injection, I-do-squats huge ass? I graduated hs ten years ago, a girl just having an ass that was tight, a little round, and looked good in low rider denim shorts was heaven then.

It's more her posture than anything. There's some ultra feminine and the way it looks reminds me of a porno

na im into nice big phat asses like kim kardashian has.

you probably have a small penis (or you're a fag and you like manly asses)