Why aren't you guys planning your summer visit to the all-new immersive © Star Wars™: Galaxy's Edge ® themed land in Disneyland®?
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Because I don’t care and I don’t have any money
>can't wait to go to a Star Wars theme park to immerse myself in the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy universe
>I can take part in the most famous conflict in all Star Wars - the First Order vs the Resistance
>And meet such iconic Star Wars characters like Maz Kanata, Rose Tico and literal whos that aren't even in the movies!
What the fuck were they thinking? Theme parks are the one time pure nostalgiafaggotry is 100% warranted. Just let people take pictures with Darth Vader for fuck's sake and you're making billions.
California is about to fall into the sea. I want to be around to laugh.
>expensive
>nothing really to do there
>based on shitty sequels
Because everyone knows Disney World is better
What are people suppose to do? Buy over-priced alcohol and take pictures with underpaid cosplayers?
Even building your own lightsaber isn’t worth the price.
Disney World will be crowded with las creaturas once it opens
putting TM after a word is not an argument
Honestly if you wanted to go the one in CA would be your best bet. It's empty because they banned all annual passholders for the summer and most of their traffic is locals.
FL is definitely going to be stormtroopers vs brazillian tour group
what a waste of land. bulldoze it.
The falcon ride is absolute garbage and everything else is overpriced merch. If you don’t get the early entrance you have a two hour wait minimum.
Why does disneyland still exist?
I was going to take my little brother but then I started looking into it and theres no fucking way
IT'S EMPTY BECAUSE MOST DISNEYLAND GUESTS ARE ANNUAL PASS HOLDERS AND ALMOST ALL ANNUAL PASSES ARE ON BLACKOUT
Shitty new trilogy setting.
Not even 1 roller coaster but a lame 3d ride thing.
Why? Why ban annual pass owners?
Did they think the place would be filled with billions of new people or something?
>Did they think the place would be filled with billions of new people or something?
Somehow they thought that.
disneyland has over a million active annual pass holders. imagine if they all tried to get in at once
Should we go on MiceChat and tell them about our favorite princesses to feel up?
They already have their ticket money, and locals don't spend on merchandise like tourists do.
Source: ASS
>Star Wars Galaxy's "Edge"
Where are the prostitute Twi-lek's and seedy sex clubs?
Where are the drug dealers trying to sell me death sticks?
Where are the poor moisture farmers trying to eek out a living?
Where are the Jawas that will steal your droid if you aren't careful around them?
Downtown Chicago has more "edge" than Galaxy's Edge. Hell, downtown San Francisco has more edge than Galaxy's Edge.
Give me THREE (3) reasons to care about Disney star wars
>1. __________________________
>2. __________________________
>3. __________________________
I'll wait
Disneyland fucking sucks, I'll check out the Disney World version in a few years.
At least the mutts in FL speak Spanglish vs the ones in Cali that are no comprende
Downtown Chicago is actually pretty darn nice. It's the shit places on the outskirts that are shit. It was mad sketchy driving near the airport.
How is it even possible for SW to be so mismanaged? What the fuck is Disney's hiring department doing? Getting bad management on purpose? Are they deliberately trying to tank the franchise at this point?
They blacked out all but the highest tier annual pass ($1100 year)
Passes were a mistake I fucking hate going to Disneyland and it’s filled with fucking passniggers who basically live there
Im going on july 25
>1. To watch Disney financially fail
>2. To watch Lucasarts financially fail
>3. To watch J. J. Abrams financially fail
This is just phase one of the plan: destroy everything about SW so people will forget it and move on, then reintroduce their new product for people to consume.
>lose at least $6 billion dollars ironically
I highly doubt that a publicly-traded company would do this.
Just got back from working my shift in the land. AMA.
post proofs
It’s not ironic. They don’t have full control of the franchise thanks to its dedicated fan base. The changes they are making are not popular with them, and the fact they keep doing it despite declining sales tells me it has to be part of a grander plan.
I can tell you the land was pretty empty today. Dipped around like1-3 pm. Our first order officer was female today and gave no fucks. A lot of guests are the annoying only want a selfie crowd don’t care about anything else and we had a lot of foreigners lately. Some autist in a black shirt hung around in the land from 8am to like 330 when I was off, he would walk around and spout comic book facts about Star Wars. It was painful
How do i unlock the credit skimmer
>Remembers the 6 and a half hour line for Star Tours
Disney crashed the franchise and there is no recovery. Fucking amazing.
>waiting 6.5 hours for a single show
no
Why don't they ban nerds from GE? It would make everyone feel safer.
Because then attendence would go into negatives
>Why aren't you guys planning your summer visit to the all-new immersive © Star Wars™: Galaxy's Edge ® themed land in Disneyland®?
Guys? Did you just assume our gender?
that sounds so shitty if I'm driving across the country to visit a park I don't want to have to wait in line with someone who visits weekly.
The falcon ride is literally star tours as in it's one of those mall or state fair VR coaster things. The only reason I would ever go would be to wear clothes similar to their residents and start dropping red pills at random to retards on their vacation. I would be a ninja in the night and turn the park into a spy game while the security forces look for me and I evade and keep dropping pearls of wisdom on folks. I then bust a secret nut in the cantina and wipe it underneath the table. Finally I would do the falcon ride and tell everyone the specifications of the screen we're watching and begin complaining that the white balance is off.
thanks for a good OC post.
awesome work.
>tfw a stormtrooper will never appear out of bushes and rant to you and your children about the jews and FBI crime stats then bolt for it when the Disney thought police show up
>Let's pay a shitload of money for a popular franchise so we can purposely fuck it up and make something totally different out of it with a totally different audience instead of just making a new totally different thing with a totally different audience and achieve the same results but for free
Yeah your mom definitely liked to party
impending recession, only shitlib sillycon valley-type superfans went on opening week and now it's dying down. jizzney ruined nuwars, even though it was already bad after lucas' ep1-2.
This is going on my bucket list
heard they don't allow costumes. you would only be able to pull it off if you were some sort of cute female cosplyer which i doubt you are
fucking WASTED chin
>2. To watch Lucasarts financially fail
LucasArts is dead bro. Disney killed them. Do you mean LucasFilm?
Nah it'd be easy. There's lots of clothes you could wear underneath a light jacket that would make you indistinguishable from their residents.
>Star Wars theme park to immerse myself in the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy universe
>And meet such iconic Star Wars characters like Maz Kanata, Rose Tico
The new Disney Star Wars characters have not taken off unlike the Prequel Trilogy and the Clone Wars.
Lucasarts died in 2004, anything since then was licensed garbage
I'm waiting for the Galaxy's Edge +, supposedly it's a little bigger and adds another camera.
>Tranny Rey
>Double sided dildo lightsaber
This is exactly what I expected from this theme park.
>have 90% of all your Disney-era content be locked behind cartoons and spinoff novels
>wonder why they aren't popular among the general public
what were they thinking?
>Republic Commando (2005)
>Battlefront II (2005)
>KOTOR II (2005)
>Empire at War+FoC (2006)
>garbage
>Have cute little ten minute experience where a cast member tries to hide your group of ten or so people from Stormtroopers while giving you a guided tour of the Galaxy's Edge
>Cast members in suits advertising the Cantina, with little shows put on in the Cantina of aliens doing tricks or singing songs
I dunno, I'd go and do that in the park even if I hated the new Star Wars movies. I know that each section of the park is pretty much a giant collection of stores with a few rides thrown in for good measure, but Galaxy's Edge really makes you FEEL like you're just supposed to spend shitloads of money
Are there any Twi'leks?
Why would I hide from stormtroopers? They're the good guys, I'd tell them where the rebels are.
Twi'leks are racist and misogynistic.
>Visit a Disney theme park
Or
>Spend all that money instead on new TV and laptop and still have money left over for a weekend spa
You calling me autistic!?
What does a one day single park ticket cost now, like $125?
Have to point out that I'd go there with the wife and a kid. That's why it would be too expensive.
You'd have to hunt for packages that include a hotel stay on property, at least for Orlando. Forget California, you're fucked. Still, for about $300-400 I can usually book a week-long cruise if I hunt for the right deals. For Disney trips, you basically have to be prepared to blow $5-10k.
"Dey found us!"
Yeah not going there until we win the lottery. Add the price of food and merchandise to the ticket prices for a family.
>poorfags can't go
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even Ella Hollywood went to the theme park
Incoming yikes!
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Jesus Christ. This poor theater student.
225 fuckeroonies is way too much for any theme park for a day.
I guess all the reports that they'd have stormtroopers kick you out after your few hours is up scared people away
>those few Disney defenders on full damage control arguing with her she’s wrong and park attendance is fine
Literally everywhere is reporting that the park is empty and cast member hours are being cut. Even if the park was operating at normal capacity, that would be fucking horrible. You shouldn’t have average numbers when you just spent a billion dollars on your “biggest expansion ever” based off an internationally well-known IP.
based and prophecypilled
Going to Disney World in August bros. Recommend me some table service kino
I mean who doesn't want to pay $225 per person to ride one Star Tours ride, meet characters like black spy lady, and have a fun time on the classic Star Wars planet of Jakku?
they may have plans but they do not have to be successful
>Disney World more ungodly expensive than ever
>somehow the lines are longer than over
I consider this a good sign. I'm okay with Disney World getting a little shittier if I can enjoy my time there more. I haven't been in so long.
Go stuff your fat face at 'Ohana, get wasted at Trader Sam's and try to fuck some thicc MILF
Why can't they just build Brazilians their own Disneyland?
the worst part about Star Wars sequel triology is they ruined star tours
Thanks user, I already have Ohana down thanks to the suggestion last theme park general. I’m debating if I should take my 8:20 reservation on the slim chance I get a fireworks table or just fuck it and watch the fireworks from the beach and take my 9:50 reservation.
Yes, they don't allow adults to wear costumes in the parks for just this reason. That "Soph" kid from YouTube might could do it though.
I will never understand why people bitch about the long lines. Do people live under a rock and not know about FastPasses by now.
It's seriously so fucking expensive, and things just seem to be getting worse.
OMG CHICKEN SALAD
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pass holders would know what a terrible idea that is
Three a day. You used to be able to go at certain times of the year and not wait longer than five minutes for anything.
>just build Brazilians their own Disneyland?
they literally did that, it´s called Beto Carreiro
You can keep getting more once you use your first 3. Yeah the newer rides won’t be available but it’s literally not that hard to ride on everything at least ONCE in a single day.
My favorite trap
Don't forget to buy extra kyber crystals ($22apc) for your holocron NOW because they're gonna SELL OUT ANY SECOND!
Because it ruins the theme of Disneyland in general... Star wars should be a separate theme park miles away. Making it a part of Disneyland much like star tours is just shitty and soulless
It should have been built in Orlando and been an entire full sized park with multiple planet lands, and like a full sized blockade runner or at least a scaled down Star Destroyer. I want to eat at a Coruscant nightclub themed place.
>DUDE WHAT IF WE BUDGET CUT ALL THE ATMOSPHERE, OPENED IT WITH ONE MEDIOCRE MOTION SIM, AND MADE IT AN EXPENSIVE SHOPPING MALL, ALL OFF THE HEELS OF TLJ
I don't know how they made this huge string of bad decisions.
>It should have been built in Orlando
They are building one, it's supposed to be opening in like August or something.
Why do all trannies have the manliest chins
>we could have had this if Eisner was still running the show
>when you shillin'
I thought they already had a star wars park, I fucked some chick who does jedi training for kids a couple years ago. What's different about this?
Is AP holders really a boon though? They've already paid, and if they go enough times Disney probably loses money on them.
what is this? I don't even...
The train thing at 1:05 is like Westworld.
They should hire me. I cant do worse then he did, for like half the price
I don't have over 500 dollars for:
A Passport
Plane tickets
DisneyLand ticket
Hotel money
Build a lightsaber
And the most important thing, FOOD.
That's because you're dumb
>Eisner
King of horrible decisions and losing money, but much like the prequel trilogy, I much prefer him to what we have now
Orlando should be based on OT. If Disney has any sense, that is.
this is pure cringekino
don't care
money now
money good
Um, sweetie? It's not Jakku, It's Batuu. Educate yourself maybe??
Eisner made some incredibly retarded decisions but if it was one thing that man knew how to do, it was how to make theme parks. Iger and Chapek literally abandoned it for 10 years and only stepped in after it started crumbling.
The entirety of Epcot is literally a fucking construction zone right now because they haven't touched that park in a decade. Hollywood Studios is a fucking thematic mess. The 30th anniversary came and went and the only thing they had to show for it was a fucking cupcake.
Is this that kid who met the Nostalgia Critic?
Jakku, Batuu, it's all pu-pu.
>start dropping red pills
I cringed hard reading this.
Well apparently I wasn't invited!
I'm laughing but I really do feel sad for those folks. They just wanted to little sick kids happy they didn't want to have to interact with NuWars fanboys in an empty wasteland
>The Toydarian is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a slave owner, gambler, junk yard owner, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a bantha. But call him a Toydarian and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>Mustafa
Once you notice Doug's friend in the background laughing at the guy the whole time this video gets even better.
>walk into wizarding world of harry potter
>instead of diagon alley and hogwarts, you're in some random london street that never appears in the movie
>instead of meeting harry potter, dumbledore, voldemort, etc. you instead get some random literally who black student
>entire land consists of a single simulator ride and 5 gift shops
I honestly can't comprehend how they fucked up this badly. Who the fuck thought this land was a good idea. All they had to do was take a fucking location, ANY LOCATION, from the Star Wars universe and replicate it and populate it with characters people were familiar with.
>$1 billion dollars on a simulator and inconsistent theming
>San Fransisco
Make it Mos Eisley and then bridge over into Coruscant and maybe a few other small themes. And it should have been all of Star Wars, like not having a podracer ride is beyond stupid. None of the locations in the new films are memorable at all.
Galaxy’s Edge isn’t even from a fucking film!!
It's probably accentuated by the fact that most women have weak chins compared to men. Your mind focuses on the difference.
It gets worse when you remember the $1 billion is only the Anaheim part and doesn't take in account Florida.
but theres already podracing in good ole startours
Yeah this is totally the cause. Not that the sequel trilogy is absolute hot garbage that literally no one cares about full of literally whos. Let's face it, scrapping the EU, for all its flaws, is the most suicidal action that Disney could have taken. Instead of fostering the existing material, hey, let's just flush decades of characters away to make way for our new, kickass diverse cast. Slayyyyyy.
Pic related: The real rogue one.
>he would walk around and spout comic book facts about Star Wars. It was painful
>the average Yea Forums poster IRL.
bring money
I mean a move through physical space ride on a track, like Test Track or that Cars ride.
Guy has a total chad face and ruins it with hormones and cheap lipstick.
This looks worse every time I see it.
Is it wrong that I feel jealous of the DLR cast members for getting to deal with all this low crowd failure bullshit? I'm a Hollywood Studios user and even if GE was literally just standing in line to be punched in the face, it would still get an 8 hour line and be branded a success. I just want everyone else to acknowledge how bad they bungled this whole thing but it'll never happen
Based and JarJarpilled
why would you visit weekly? i would think twice a year would be max that you'd wanna spend at disneyland.
Is this supposed to be fucking gay
Yes, because all cast members in DLR are having their hours severely cut. Less crowds means less of a need for workers. Couple that with a bunch of big suits terrified they just wasted a billion dollars that they won't recoup anytime soon, it won't be a surprise if those staff are looking at the unemployment line instead of the GE line soon.
People who live by figure it's worth it since they don't have to make special plans, they can randomly decide to go to Disney at any moment. If I lived in Orlando I'd probably want a season pass too, you just have to go enough to recoup the cost.
she's not paid enough for this, probably. I wanna see one like this manrey.
maybe I should have worded that better. It's not just the low crowds, because that will never be a problem at WDW, but the complete bare-minimum, off-brand approach they took to the whole land that is geared towards "being a mall" like said. I would almost feel bad for the guests if I didn't know they were braindead
I knew a couple girls in college who did disney interships and I wouldn't put it past someone to live near the park and buy a pass because that's a fulfilling part of their life. for many hobbies, a $1100/yr price tag really isn't that much if you already live nearby.
Goddamn, it hurts to remember this stuff. It feels like just yesterday Lucasarts was pumping out the good shit like this, X-Wing, Tie-Fighter, Jedi Knight. Disney really fucked the franchise hard in the arse.
..and gave it AIDS.
It it is really telling when I am more looking forward to Nintendo World in Universal Japan than a Star Wars area in a theme park.
Nintendo is basically the antidisney.
Granted, it seems mostly Mario based, but at least it looks like it's pandering to Mario fans. Imagine if they based the theme park on some single forgettable level from Super Mario Galaxy 2, and the only semi recognizable character you got to meet played a minor role in Mario Party 3. That's Galaxy's Edge.
literally watched a youtube walk through the park and all the attractions, food, and gift shops
why would i go myself lol
I want PokePark.
How does Disney consistently fuck up this badly? TFA was too nostalgia pandering and now their theme park is lacking nostalgia pandering.
Does the tranny work there or just a sperg guest
You can also meet the Porgs,Rey, Galeraga, Oot Mpar, The Werfub, Galeraga 2, X'Teench, El Marquis and Rembo Replar
When you get right down to it, it's because nobody can really tell you what Star Wars "is." Everybody has their own idea about what made this thing from the 70's special, and so nobody can seem to recapture it because nobody even really grasps what it is. Part of it is time and place. The rest is the fact that Star Wars filled an empty space in fiction at the time it came out. Now it's saturated. You can't just make a movie that's about some people on a space adventure. You can't make a movie that's about some schlubs who hunt ghosts. You can't just have a film where they fight a time traveling robot. Because all that's too 'bland' now. You can't turn the trick like before because the tricks been turned already.
You can never go home.
This happened yesterday in Toon Town. It took like 5 minutes to even get security there. LOL @DISNEY SAFETY
Disney have a star wars mobile game. They are raping with micro transactions
Defunctland episode when?
Far more entertaining than Galaxy's Edge
dios mio
>Niggers
Well color me surprised.
Don't care. Don't have kids. Don't have a family. Don't have friends. Don't have much money. Too many other financial priorities. Can think of better things to do if I wanted to travel. Even then, I hate travel.
That actually looks like a lot of fun.
Not this no-name bullshit that they built full of literally-who's
What went wrong?
If Disney didn't want to have multiple worlds and eras in the same park for the sake of "immersion" then why not have it just be an honest to god in universe theme park for people wanting to have a taste of the different worlds and events that took place in the star wars universe. Just have the theme park be on Coruscant or some literal who tier planet so it doesn't contradict their precious canon. I couldn't give a rats ass about all the special phrases and events meant to immerse you in the park but I want to take a picture with a clone trooper goddamnit.
That's a humongous 10 month old.
>That fucking hippo niggres that can't even walk properly.
What a dense video, theres gold happening in every pixel.
the orlando galaxys edge is smaller than the dland one. They ran out of budget and had to scale it back since it got pushed back so much do to weather and stuff
>110 bongdollars on a mobile game micro-transaction
You could preorder a super ultra mega gold edition AAA title for that.
>or some literal who tier planet so it doesn't contradict their precious canon
It literally is. It's some place called fucking "Batuu."
Disney lets fart fetishists write their Star Wars books
Honestly, Going to any theme park is such a fucking chore
the spanish have completely ruined any sort of public gathering for me
I wonder what theme parks are like in Europe.
what's this from?
Large children. Embarrassing. People that start fights at theme parks need to be pilloried and actual children need to be encouraged to throw spoiled food at them. They can wear Mickey gloves.
good man teaching his daughter not to be disrespected
Thats only one gear piece. You need 330 shards to max a character. They sell pic attached. Its also a requirement for new zones added to the game
So it too will only have 1 ride and bunch of shitty themed stores? The whole thing looks like an excuse for shopping whereas shopping is usually a backdrop to going on rides.
I was there a couple of weeks ago. It’s as bad as it sounds, 1 ride with a ton of gift shops. They’ve also ‘rebranded’ Space Mountain too. It’s called ‘Hyper Space Mountain’ now and it’s Star Wars themed. Felt gimmicky and poorly done.
It-it's SO dense...
I could have quoted Rick and failed.... shame on me.
Hi-vis orange, the perfect camouflage.
Strip malls are depressing to go to. Boba Fett Latte drinks make them more so.
>crowded with las creaturas
this is what I was expecting when I went to Disney World last year too. But I was surprised, there were maybe only 10% las creaturas and majority were wholesome white families and japanese tourists.
I think the prices have affected the clientele
>there's a part 2
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Who said lets make a Disney land world based ONLY on the nu trilogy and nothing else and signed off on it. Like how much of a bubble do you have to live in to think that was smart?
i wanna touch his neckbeard. The fat seems like it would be so soft.
ironic disney advertisement
Disney is the only ones who don't realize nobody likes nu wars.
> microtransactions
You mean surprise mechanics
>that sheer, awe-inspiring contempt
Kino.
buying... crystals?
sounds... familiar...
Rey
Rey
Rey
You do know she's like the best SW person ever and is a girl and what not.
Imagine being a little kid at Disneyland of all places and getting redpilled like that. Ironic as ever. Those fine gentleman did those younglings a favor.
THey are exact copies. The Orlando one will probably be open with both rides and wont use the reservation system like dland did. Orlando galaxys edge might be swarmed with 3rd worlders so heads up. Cali Edge is dead on arrival. The ride is broken for now. I work there and even i am feeling like its a C at most
>put a woman who neither cares about the brand and in fact hates the brand in charge
>she also has zero talent
>let her hire underlings who neither care about the brand or like the brand and also have no talent
>"wow why is this franchise failing?"
Idk user I cant figure out why star wars isnt doing good?
I think they probably realize it, but have bet everything on everyone loving it
backing down now would be a good move, doing it 3 years ago would have been wise, but they're too damn proud to admit they fucked up and would sooner ruin the franchise than admit they put of a lousy product
>THey are exact copies. The Orlando one will probably be open with both rides and wont use the reservation system like dland did. Orlando galaxys edge
There is no GE at Disney World.
>Why can't they just build Brazilians their own Disneyland?
We did, and it's much better than yours
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Batuu in Disney World will be the exact same one as the Batuu in Disneyland from layout to the ride itself. It will be located in Hollywood Studios attached to New York city, the star tours area and toy story land (the dland location of it is a lot more natural imo) It however will be a smaller land
I get what you're saying about how audiences have become more jaded but at the same time people did know what Star Wars was. Lucas Films had a pretty successful cottage industry of Star Wars media and merchandise that sustained the fandom from the OT. However (((for some reason))) Disney decided to flush all that down the memory hole to turn Star Wars into a vehicle for progressive politics. Star Wars geeks might quibble with each other about what specifically made the series great but all of them would agree that it wasn't "the force is female" type pandering. Disney gave creative control of Star Wars to people who likely made fun of Star Wars fans so the whole thing was doomed from the get go.
I live in Florida, 3 hours from Celebration, and GE looks like a fucking disaster. Oh boy, a fucking motion sim, let me pony up that $400 park hopper right now.
What's the other ride supposed to be? Anything short of a hypercoaster, preferably B&M or Itamin, is instafail.
Wow its like even normies dont like nu wars. What a shock.
The nigger is holding her hands up so awkwardly...
>>she also has zero talent
hey you're doing her a serious discredit
she secretly sucked of Spielberg and Lucas for years hoping for the day she could stab them in the back and take over
>"The happiest place on Earth"
>Unless you're a nigger
So, cast member here. The other ride is a hybrid show/dark ride experience where you hop between carts on a trackless dark ride. Its like a 25 minute ride apparently. THe problem with it currently is that they need to cycle the ride for 24 hours straight for it to work, if it hits a reset they have to reset the ride again (apparently the magnets controlling the rides are fucking up with the signals due to the amount of steel they used in the infrastructure.)
So you cycle the ride for 18 hours, it fucks up, they have to start it all over again. The longest it has worked has been 5 hours. They are in panic mode.
Makes sense to put it in MGM, where it belongs, and that park needed something extra for a long time since Aerosmith ride.
I haven't been to D-World in a long time, what's the least crowded/best park? Epcot or Animal Kingdom?
So her whole MO was ill blow everyone around me who has power so i can one day gain power and destroy a monolithic franchise for???????? She doesn't seem very bright.
Sounds like an even more retarded waste of time than the Cali one. Impressive.
Wait, what? What kind of ride is it similar too, like a Spaceship Earth or something like that Bill Nye 45 minute energy ride?
My last trip there was in April. Epcot is the best park even if crowded since you go for the food and drink and walking around leisurely more than actual rides. Animal kingdom has the best two rides (everest and flight of passage) and i think its the most beautifully detailed lands theme wise. Hollywood studios and Magic kingdom are over crowded crap with a few good spots sprinkled in.
SW: GE isn't open yet in Disney World, you larper.
left is a utopian dream but i dont understand the hate for breastfeeding.
Babies gotta eat, its not sexual, women wear more revealing things at the beach.
Maybe im just degenerate
but id rather have my child breatfed in public then have him slurp down some shitty baby formula
Its kinda of its own new thing from what i am hearing/ see. You move from joining the resistance then get captured by the first order as you zoom around their star destroyer. There might be a dark ride drop at the end. Its ambitious to counter the unambitious smugglers run which IMO i think is lack luster as fuck. Its fun with friends, beyond shit with strangers.
>they need to cycle the ride for 24 hours straight for it to work
You mean they need to have the ride running for 24 straight hours before it runs well? Why?
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same, based mexican mommiemilkiees
its been open for two-three months in california you retard
the fucking magnets man
she's a starscream type
that pic is from the set of ET, she's been toiling for them since the 80's and over that time put herself in potion to take over lucasfilm once George retired
and now that she did low and behold a second rate film producer makes a terrible company director who's vision is little more than "we need more female directors" and then doesn't hire any female directors
>bongdollars
What? The UK doesn't use Euros(€), dude.
if it requires getting up and moving between vehicles, you know it's going to constantly fuck up because of kids, old people, invalids, idiots who can't walk.
My school did student nights at IoA and even despite the Spiderman ride having a posted 45 minute wait time, it went more like 15 minutes because having nothing but able bodied 18-25 year olds means the line never stops for any reason. Whereas on a normal day, you have fucktards from Alabama trying to wrangle their dumb children and granny with a walker.
You must watch a lot of TV because you answered that other user as if you were in Florida. :D...:C
>1881
nice mirror get
This, while there are fans that argue tooth and nail if the Vong are good additions to the canon or if the prequels have some merit to them, most of them will have a similar liking to universally praised Star Wars material, like the big games that came out of Lucas Arts or both the Clone Wars shows. It's a damn fucking shame that the EU, which showed the Star Wars universe larger than the conflicts we see in the movies for better or worse, got flushed down the toilet to be replaced with something that contradicts even the actual films themselves which should be a mistake every writer that is contributing to this universe should avoid.
Oh wow. I don't know how I got those confused. Guess it's time to kill myself,
Sure
Isn’t it nu wars because they were too cheap to get licensing for the older stuff?
Kyle Katarn is the best.
Has Disney made money off Star Wars yet? Like I doubt that they made their money back from the buy out but even if they did the merchandising would've sent them back big time.
Now would be the best time for Spaceballs: The Quest for more money to be made.
Because of this
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Disney actually needs to make $20 billion to make their money back
man I can't wait it should be amazing
Is any of this shit in the Disney Star Wars Rebel show or whatever?
Truthfully, a Star Wars land should have opened up in like 2003 and been fucking jam packed full of every single location. Maybe in partnership with Disney?
>Star Wars Galaxies: Jump to Lightspeed ('04)
>Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith ('05)
>LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga ('07)
>Star Wars: The Force Unleashed [Wii] ('08)
Too late
>Spaceballs: The Quest for More Money
>they include a poorly cgi'd John Candy and Joan Rivers
It would honestly be pretty funny
The shittiest part about Galaxy’s Edge is it’s such a big fucking waste of land. It’s a humongous space being used for literally nothing.
At least in Disney World in Orlando you guys don’t have to worry that much since there’s tons of acres still unused. In California this is it. Once the second ride is finished it’s going to stay untouched for years and years. There’s no space left for anything.
The only new addition worth giving a shit about after this is the Marvel area which I can care less about.
They would ruin it they would be sure the movie isn't funny.
I think the U.S. should declare all Disney properties to be endangered American institutions and seize them. Am I a tankie?
WDW is so fucking massive they could squeeze in like 7 more full sized parks and still have a good chunk of land left open.
>tfw actually excited for ToR when first announced
>tfw first cinematic trailer got me hyped
>tfw game finally comes out
>tfw it's Star Wars WoW
>tfw 2/3 body types kill my immersion (Johnny Bravo, Normal, Super Manlet)
>tfw didn't even finish the story or hit level cap
>tfw wish Galaxies was still around.
>too expensive to not being able to enjoy your visit
>there's a shitload of people every day
>you can't even walk, you can't go to all the rides because the lines takes you hours
>if you want to watch the shows you have to be an hour or two hours before the show starts
>so if you want to watch the shows you have to skip almost all the rides and if you want to be able to go to all the rides is just impossible
>food is shit and expensive
>150 usd per person
The worst part is, Disney is not going to fix that issues because the people are going to still paying a lot of money to suck Mickey's and friends cock, I haven't been on Disneyland since I was 15 years old back in 2015 thanks to all these problems. It would be a better place but it isn't.
ellipses... after... each... word? sounds... faggoty...
Hey, at least their demographic optics are great. And that's what really matters, right everyone?
>she's a starscream type
She's nothing more than a glorified secretary who's good at managing the books and keeping production rolling while the only creative bones she's ever had in her belonged to Spielberg and Lucas. She doesn't give a shit about this franchise and is only interested in using it to push her agenda politics!!!FACT!!!
A better point to make is that erasing the EU cheapened the entire IP to such an extent that everything rode on TFA and subsequent movies (not supplementary material since that is dead to hardcore fans) being 10/10 masterpieces. Except idiots were at the reins. Anyway, nobody cares about SW movies now either. The sheenies in charge will need years to try and delegate who's more responsible for this mess before they can even begin to scratch their heads and theorize what happened.
I can't even tell if half of these characters are actual nu-wars characters or if you just made them up
I feel terribly for those children, because you know they don't stand a chance in life with those parents.
Agreed. You start to notice things like how when the guy throws the saber the saber blocks the other guy's saber. Like, is he a wizard or something? That's a bullshit throw.
I don't get this. Do they think the ST is singlehandedly so popular that the benefits outweigh a combined one with OT & even PT?
damn, that shit was awesome, I would have liked to be there, that's what makes disneyland the happiest place on earth lol.
I think that's why the new little mermaid is going to be black, to get her ass beated.
this shit has everything, it's hard for me to get a laugh but damn this shit is hilarious, my stomach hurts so much holy fuck I can't stop laughing
niggers fighting in toontown with a cute cartoon song in the background, fat bitches getting her ass beated by an ugly nigger, the kids are watching, old lady gets hurt, hahahahaha lmao.
The smartest play would've been to set the sequels 200 years after the OT for a totally fresh start.
But then you wouldn't be able to bring back the original cast, who you and nature are killing off anyway, to pander to yet also insult the nerds who aren't giving you enough money.
There still could've been some kind of way Dark Forces could've still been compatabile with Rogue One like the Boba Fett origins retconned out a compromise. But nobody even got to try.
Same only replace spanish with sandniggers, best is going to tokyo disney. Japanese are all quiet and polite
They did this at Paris a couple of years ago, it sucks
Why bring back the original cast if you're just going to fucking snuff them out anyway and never have them meet.
Rian Johnson managed to kill one of the most consistently profitable franchises ever made with just one film and he's still getting work in Hollywood?
>he doesnt know Darth Poomp
wow
I love that we have literal fucking 4K capturing devices in our pockets at all times so shit like this can be filmed in perfect quality.
I love the internet
>lol it was rian
TFA was just as bad and set up everything that ruined the series already.
Further, it's even image stabilized.
If I had money I would go to Universal Studios. I feel absolutely nothing for Nu-Wars. It would be like going to Florida to visit my ex's son that she had through an extramarital affair.
I have the money and I'd go if it was a dedicated park to Star Wars in all eras and had costumed aliens roaming around. This Batuu shit just feels like a literal tourist trap that you'd more likely find in Virginia, but with a spitshine of Imagineer polish.
>Like how much of a bubble do you have to live in to think that was smart?
It's called California, these people are so insulated from reality they can't even pump their own gas.
Samefag too stupid to work out what was published and what was developed by lucasarts.
Protip: The only decent in house license game they ever made was Republic Commando.
Calling Republic Commando "decent" is incredibly charitable.
The only way to save star wars is to let regulators chop disney into several pieces.
this is what you grow up to be like when your parents also behaved the same way
I can't understand for the life of me why Disney thought this was going to work. Absolutely no-one gives a shit about nu-wars. This isn't even something where they need to meet the fans half way. There is no-one out there who cares about Nu-Wars enough to justify its inclusion in a Star Wars theme park. It's only there because of Disney's arrogance and nothing else, but you can't build a theme park around an arrogant sense of self importance.
The only way to fix Galaxy's Edge is to purge it of all Nu-Wars references and convert it into Tatooine. No-one who would actually visit the park wants to see Nu-Wars shit mixed in with classic Star Wars. No-one is going to complain that Rey and Kylo Ren are not in the park or that there are no nu-troopers. They are complaining very loudly about the lack of pre-Disney content though.
Galaxy's Edge currently exists to serve a fandom that does not exist, and that does not look like it's about to change.
dont forget you get a wristband can only star in nuwars land for 3 hours
Star Wars is gay. Unless you cunts are all 8 grow the fuck up.
It's like making a theme land for Treasure Planet or Home on the Range or something.
manbabies are the prime source of income
8 year olds dont care about star wars
>15 years old back in 2015
Shouldn't you be at school now, darling?
This. It was better than decent.
>raise prices
>offer your customers garbage
>Star Wars park is just a shopping mall where people have the privilege of spending even more money
I'm not sure whether to say Disney is as bad as EA or worse than EA. At least everyone knows EA is the greedy soccer game company, and they don't hide behind fake family values, pretty princesses and cute talking animals.
Thankfully their greed and arrogance isn't paying off this time. Star Wars is dead because at every turning point Disney always chose the worst option possible. They couldn't have killed Star Wars better if they were deliberately trying.
They did that a couple years back. I’m still pissed. Absolute dogshit.
It is so fucking impressive to me that they took literally the most valuable IP of all time, decided to randomly piss away several lifetimes worth of stories, and then replaced everything remaining with characters comparable with the average mdiddleschooler OC.
If i had money i'd buy some drugs to OD on not spent it on some shitty day at a shitty place for a movie i never cared for.
At least EA knows how to damage control and give people shit that will sell. They lured a lot of people into buying BF2 with their prequel themed content patches.
Meanwhile disney tripples down on their bullshit and puts a blue haired nigger in the park. EA is only in for the money while with Disney its clear they are only in for the agenda now
>Wholesome White families
You mispelled fat White trash
>Hyper Space Mountain
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3:23 white devil tries to steal black child
>they don't hide behind fake family values, pretty princesses and cute talking animals
They use gays and women to try to deflect criticism though.
black parents were too busy performing their cultural handshake
They're too used to retards eating up everything they do and forgot that sometimes you have to listen to the consumers.
It's the middle of the night and summer
And Disney doesnt? EA and Disney are similar in almost every way.
>This Batuu shit just feels like a literal tourist trap that you'd more likely find in Virginia, but with a spitshine of Imagineer polish.
That is a perfect description of it. In fact the tourist trap is probably a better use of your money in a lot of instances. Galaxy's Edge is just a trap to get people to spend exorbitant amounts of money on low-quality park exclusive merchandise. There is only one ride (second ride opens later this year but it's still nu-wars themed and probably uninteresting). There aren't any attractions for young kids either, so the shills can shut up about this being some pretentious efford to "raise the next generation of Star Wars fans."
They want to milk the adult fans dry but the problem is that they the adult fans only care about the original movies, and maybe the Prequels / Clone Wars if they are the under 30 crowd. They made this movie for Twitter shills, essentially-- a bunch of virtue signalling faggots who actually hate Star Wars and have no money.
I fucking hate these tour groups. Why do they even need a tour for fucking Disney?
>Unless you're a nigger
More like:
Unless there're niggers nearby.
What attraction is this? Infighting among dark jedi?
difference being EA actually produces something good sometimes
It's the breastfeeding boost
Why do Twitter libs have such a huge influence on major corporations? This entire theme park and sequel trilogy is pretty much a result of their bitching.
You are retarded.
Remember when Rowling went to Disney first with the theme park rights and they just offered her Harry Potter space ranger spin?
Absolutely fucking retarded. I’m so glad based universal convinced her. I’m not even a Harry Potter fan and both areas are based, even if they are largely gift shops.
JFK got shot, LBJ let the shitskins in en masse, and here we are today.
Look on the bright side-- There is a clear stopping point now for when Star Wars was still good. The EU has an official clear cut ending point and I think most Star Wars fans will agree that that's the fair place to point to as the day and date where Star Wars died and Nu-Wars began. We have like 40 years of material to enjoy and can comfortably ignore everything after the Disney buyout.
Also, fuck Marvel Comics. Star Wars comics under Dark Horse was generally a pretty enjoyable alternative to capeshit but Marvel is run by a bunch of idiots who are just as bad as nu-Lucasfilm.
I think they're beginning to see that Twitter doesn't buy their produccts with these failures but they've run into the problem that the people they hired to push SJW bullshit are entrenched and squeal like dying rabbits whenever you try to fire them.
Someone start a new thread I love theme parks and shitting on Disney
I liked the Jango Fett Bounty Hunter game
I don't want to get beat up by niggers for no reason.
>Nu Wars only
>even with the park now freely open to the public you still have to make a paid reservation for the lightsaber event
>$200 lightsaber doesn't last very long and warranty is going to be hell unless you live in LA or Orlando, even more hell if you're a foreigner who only does 1-3 Disney trips in a lifetime
>same thing with the $100 droid
>only one ride where your experience is randomized and can be ruined by kids and boomers who don't care about pressing buttons, there are people who just watch the screen
>can't grope park Rey
>13:00
Animatronic displays like this seem really dated and boring now that actual robots like Atlas exist.
>No Twi'leks
>No Jedi
>No Sith
>No Vader
>No Jabba
What's the point. Theme parks are only worth going to if they have a collection of exciting coasters. Fucking Carowinds is more enticing to me than Disney. Fucking Lake Compounce even.
I'm 19 years old, I'm an adult and it's summer so fuck you.
I don't really see how Twitter can get revenge if Disney stops pandering to them. Twitter only has about 7 million active users at any given time so it's actually not an accurate sample of the population by any stretch of the imagination. Companies that ignore Twitter completely do just fine, or else Chick Fil A would be out of business instead of being the fastest growing restaurant chain.
I think Disney is too stupid to look outside the bubble though. They will not give up on appeasing Twitter until they are bleeding money despite doing everything Twitter demands of them. Maybe it will take new leadership to decide that ignoring outrage culture will be part of their business strategy. It works fine for Nintendo and they have virtually the same customer demographics as Disney.
Why is it not on tatooine? Why is it on a 1:1 generic clone of tatooine except without anything interesting?
This is a good point. I thought Chik Fil A was going to lose huge amounts of money or atleast go on a huge apology tour, but they did literally nothing and they’re still making the big bucks.
>have 3 different lame fucking desert planets in the nu SW universe that have been seen
People already know CFA's values. Now Cracker Barrel is a different story, 11 years.
Three??? Was one the casino planet?
fucking kek, watched this a dozen times and somehow never noticed that. It's the gift that keeps on giving, I wish we could have seen the conversation they had in private once this dude left
Wellfare made theme parks more accessible to minorities.
I bought a wand, even though it was an enormous ripoff, just so I could walk around and do all the little magic exhibits. It’s not a perfect area, particularly since all the food will probably kill you, but I thoroughly enjoyed walking through it.
lmao, stfu retard.
>>No Twi'leks
sexist
>>No Jedi
jedi need to end remember
>>No Sith
bullies>>No Vader
child killer
>>No Jabba
fat shaming
They need to purge Batuu and turn it into Tatooine, Dantooine
The area where the Falcon is becomes Tatooine
The outlying areas where the """Resistance""" is becomes Dantooine
They also fucked up by not adding a Naboo and Coruscant area
I really don't get jakku at all. It's like Abrams and Kennedy don't understand that planets are big. Like Luke's aunt and uncle could have lived their entire lives on tatooine and Rey's parents could have lived on tatooine and realistically never seen each other a single fucking time. But instead they treat planets like fucking neighborhoods and retroactively ruin the other movies because now you don't think of whole planets as planets, but miniature hubs where people gather at a single focal point
Star Wars is Coruscant to me. I'm tired of the Tatooine aesthetic, but it would have been acceptable here, like you're entering Mos Eisley and also looking for a way off this shithole.
>Hagrid ride lines are like 5+ hours long
>Jurassic World ride isn't that bad from what people expected
>meanwhile nobody cares about GE
>STILL giving EA money after ME3
Ya'll motherfuckas need ta boycott
Tatooine is in all movies and connected the skywalker saga so it would have been the best neutral ground to connect fans of all movies. No i dont give a fuck that the jew renamed the desert planet for TFA it was tatooine
>>Jurassic World ride isn't that bad from what people expected
saw the video online its fucking shit. how they manage to make the animatronics seems worse than the old stuff is just mindboggling
The hagrid lines are to be expected. It’s a just opened ride in an actually affordable park with top notch themeing that sadly lacks carrying capacity
I will never not be mad
The animatronics for the final scene is kino
However the first aquarium scene sucks and the middle part to appease boomers look dated as fuck
The part when you first enter the Raptor pen is also boring as hell with fake as shit Pterodactyls
they probably blew most of the money on the chris pratt shit
lmao
this is what happens when you replace all white american mechanics with pajeet h1b1 workers
Disneyland just fucking sucks now. Look at what they did to Pirates.
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All the great comedy and darkness about how shitty the pirates (that they'd have a "wench auction" is lost. Just for the sake of progressive values.
and people still laugh at you when you say these companies are pushing a agenda trying to rewrite history/art/popculture
Not even laughing at the mechanical details, i’m Laughing at the shit journalism. They legitimately think universal is “failing” when Harry Potter gets more traction to this day than Star Wars has at opening
>Pushes the stroller away to get in on the fight
kek