Character goes to bed

I work out 4 days per week and I still get up once a night to piss. Am I okay? I've seen a doctor about it and apparently I don't have a lingering UTI or anything.

>don't drink coffee or smoke
>go to the gym 4 times a week
>have blackout curtains
>make bed every night before going to sleep
>still takes between 45 minutes and 3 hours to fall asleep every single night
>can't stay asleep for more than 3 or 4 hours before I start waking up repeatedly

Kill me Pete

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based

>character doesn't cry for 15 minutes after waking up before getting out of bed

see a sleep specialist.

>character doesn’t jack off into his hand and rub it in his skin before falling asleep

I remeber coming back from tournaments and sleeping 12 hours straight. Didn't even know what I was when I woke up; felt incredibly fantastic
Now I have tinnitus for some reason and it takes me 1 hour to sleep, and I wake up 1-2 hours later no matter how tired I am. I must wake up at least 6 times per night and forcing myself to at least complete 6 hours

>male character doesnt wake up literally every single morning with a raging hard on that he’s long since learned to hide from his family by locking his door while he sleeps
Kill me

>sleep for 10 hours wake up in a barely conscious state
>fall asleep amd sleep for another 6 hours
Why does this happen?

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Kill yourself gymcel.

Your prostate is probably enlarged from all the excessive masturbation

stop drinking all liquid one hour before you go to sleep and piss right before you go to sleep

Zoomers going zoomies.

>character does a shit
>only wipes once
>no blood on the toilet paper
>doesn't have to unclog the toilet afterwards

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Depression and being a NEET. I've lived that life, friend

>finally get a job so I stop having anxiety over being a neet
>all my coworkers are uber NPCs and I seriously can't stand any of them specially the thots

you arnt building, you need to build and have purpose in life.

Get yourself some valerian.

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get into construction.

ur dying

How do you know he isn't already? Its not like its any different.
>dude sports lmao

>muh evil blue light screen
Truly I wish all actual boomers would kill themselves, the world would be a better place.

You have weak genes so you have ADHD

My dad doesn't want me to cause he doesn't want me following his footsteps into the life he himself hates. His coworkers are retarded crooks and the lowest of the low anyways so it wouldn't make a difference.

you’re delusional

I biked 10 miles a day and 2 days of the week I would have to be in at work at 2 and 5 in the morning. Didn't do shit to help me fall asleep

>protagonist doesnt sit in his apt alone every night with a pistol in his hands contemplating suicide
Only Lethal Weapon ever bothered to tackle this one. Based Mel does it again.

>Muh magical specialist will fix my problems
Fucking zoomers need to be gassed

>Valerian

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Ironic and a great argument. Kill yourself. Do you have any idea what the fuck you're actually talking about or are you just having knee-jerk reactions on a subject that's far beyond your reptile brain? Kill yourself boomer, your children will thank you.

you probably just have a small bladder. Same thing happens to me but I also do have to constantly be drinking due to asthma

>waaaah why can't I fall asleep!

I fall asleep easily but waking up feels like I have to claw my way out from twelve tons of dirt

I workout like everyday almost and have struggled sleeping for half a decade now.

lmao fucking retard thinks starting a a bright light in a dark room has no effect

>sleeping for 10 hours
>able to go through another 6 hours after waking up
holy fuck I envy you. I used to sleep 12 hours a day in high school but the instant I started work and general life I usually go sometimes up to a week without sleep. The last time I got good sleep was when I had to take anesthesia for a surgery

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epic troll xD

>once a night
oh you sweat summer child

For people who suffer from hypersomnia, oversleeping is actually a medical disorder. The condition causes people to suffer from extreme sleepiness throughout the day, which is not usually relieved by napping. It also causes them to sleep for unusually long periods of time at night. Many people with hypersomnia experience symptoms of anxiety, low energy, and memory problems as a result of their almost constant need for sleep.

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>lmao let me oversimplify my opponents argument in order to make myself seem hyperintelligent
Nigger, you're braindead. If you think a blue light is the one and only problem of your insominia, you have actual brain damage and natural selection will fuck you over sooner or later because of your extremely low IQ.

If I have trouble falling asleep I picture something in my head in as much detail as I can
And staying still even when you feel slightly uncomfortable helps as well

I don’t have insomnia and I don’t stare at my iphone before bed you zoomer cuck

You unironically should, since you're spending 1/3rd of your life doing it. A couple dozen or even hundred hours to figure out your optimum sleep conditions and cycles and then implementing them is a fantastic investment.

Is that carcosa? Wheres his green ears?

Don't go to the gym before bed. Make your bed after you've gotten up. Don't eat three hours before bed.

this 1000%

>I usually go sometimes up to a week without sleep.

Do some research before you make shit up. If you don't sleep for a week you'll die. Here's your >(you) though.

>10 pm
>time for character to go to bed so he can get up early for work tomorrow
>shitposts on Yea Forums until 12 am and fap until 2 am
>get up at 5 am

>sometimes try to fall asleep for 4+ hours. just laying there, not tired at all.
>if I fall asleep at the right time (tiny time window for this to happen) I sleep 12-16h every time
>when I stay up for more than 18h I have no thirst/hunger no matter how long I stay awake, only when I wake up again
>can't sleep at all when fasting/eating low carb diet. literally lay awake in bed for 8h straigth

>character wakes up and sits in front of computer all day
>goes to bed
>instead of falling asleep browses the internet on his smartphone for a few more hours

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>character wants to sleep but cant stop shitposting on Yea Forums

>character has depression and wants to self-destruct
>Yea Forums is his drug

It used to be four times until I gave up having a cup of coffee in the morning.

>Character has to go to a different location
>They arrive there immediately by car
>Doesn't spend hours debating about taking the trip because driving is fucking terrifying
>Doesn't internally scream when a car tailgates them
I just dont buy it.

Jesus you guys are pathetic

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but then wouldnt i be alone with my thoughts?

>climb into bed
>fall asleep within 20 minutes
>sleep soundly until morning
>maybe get woken up by cat wanting to sleep on top of me
>wake up well rested

so I guess I'm just blessed or something?

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I sleep almost instantly, I just fantasize about not being lonely and my mind just gets lost

>As soon a the character gets his food he gets a call and he just gets up and leaves all that food and doesn't ignore the call.
>A male character comes home from work and isn't berated by his mother and belittled by women in general.

>women communicate and interact with the male character
lol

just normal

most Yea Forums posters are legitimately depressed and haunted by regret

could be shaky upbringing
could be they never progressed socialy in their teens

so its all coming back to haunt them in their 20s and this is their escape, Its most likely they have been dwelling on their own thoughts all day and will rest if they find a though to combat them as sort of copeing mechanism to patch over regrets

>Once a night

It sometimes took me a good half hour to fall asleep when I was a kid, but I don't really have that problem now.
Try pissing before going to sleep.

>character gets drunk
>doesnt puss the bed
As an alcoholic I find that offensive

>character sits down to jerk off to porn
>it's not shemale porn
>mom doesn't walk in with tendies
Why even make a movie at all, at that point?

Those people you described don't actually listen to their thoughts or reflect. I bet you they just distract themselves with music or watch shit. Tbey probably watch something to fall asleep so they don't have to think in bed/couch/chair

Ah, a man of culture.

Its very common to reminisce over past failures when trying to sleep you fucking moron. Who are you to even claim otherwise? Fucking shit stain.

You think everyone does that? There's a reason why people fall asleep to the tv/radio, it distracts them so they don't have to reflect on their long list of failures
next time read my post before replying to them you autist