What would all female jackass be like?

Unfunny, shitty and mean spirited. They'd probably all secretly hate each other too.

>Like Jackass... but with girls!
I don't remember Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera doing sexy poses on the poster

licking ice cream and putting it pack in the freezer
abortion pranks

>“It’s just like a dog’s chew-toy down there,” he told Vanity Fair with descriptive flair, years after the incident that sent him to surgery and left him using a catheter twice a day. “It looks like a sock that’s lost its elasticity.”

youtube.com/watch?v=xOf34sySV0U

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>I'M JENNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS IS "MENSTRUAL MARTINI"

Hey guys Kristin here and today I’m gonna be having sex with an incel

youtu.be/FMqnPH7lK6E

>HELLO I'M BAMMY AND THIS IS FUCKING AN UGLY INCEL

she starts to cry and can't do it

>What would all female jackass be like?
Giant bait and switch and turn out to be a PSA about how women are the only people who have to be careful walking home at night.

>another movie where woman try to be men
cringe and boring like the rest of them

That sounds awesome

Just watch reality tv it's mostly that.

HI I'M JANEY NASHVILLE AND THIS IS 'GETTING RAPED'

Literally throwing bloody tampons at each other and then someone's feelings get hurt only for them all to make up at the end.

I mean I guess it's alright.

The farts are fake obviously these chicks can't shart on command so it's kind of stupid.

I wanna see them rig up retarded skateboard contraptions and bust their asses

>everyone gets stress fractures and injured more easily from less intensive stunts
>show ends after 2 episodes

Reminds me of the "Tuff Girlz" clip from God Bless America

youtube.com/watch?v=yzOhLj9VysU

I just realized... If Frank hated contemporary television so much why does he stay up all night watching it.
Why didn't he do what all middle aged men do and just watch The Waltons and cowboy movies? That's all my grandpa ever did

Cowboy movies are fucking gay and your grandpa sounded like a chump

project much?

>my names Becky and this is the hotsauce tampon
>haha
>ohmaigawd beckkkyy
>both cindy and stacy getting in the way of the camera with thier iphones
>giggles
>ohmaigod stahp
>becky is in the fetile position
>haha omg you betch
>stahp stap no srius you guys it hurts
>snapchat puppy filters
>incoherent crying
>someones dog walks into frame
>follow me on insta

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This entire thread is just men whining about how much they don't like women and how seeing women do anything is automatically bad in their eyes.

A whole bunch of fags up in here

No female would ever do what Johnny Knoxville or Steve O did. Not based enough.

worked

today on jackass we're gonna talk to men below 6 feet tall

lmfao

Imagine Amy Schumer and her squad of dumb friends.

Hi I'm Stacy and I'm gonna talk to my dad

Kek, underrated

Why does the sound not work? Is this yet another cost-cutting jew trick from the yellow hands of Hiro?

woman can't into sports and they certainly can't into dangerous shit.

They already did this with "Rude Girls" or whatever the fuck and it's exactly what you imagined but kinda hot

Assmad bongoloid spotted

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Wtf I hate women now

>Women are whores!!!
>Wtf why won’t she put out after I bought her a gin-tonic?!!!
Tick tock incel, your days are numbered

Nigga, are you ok?

Not that guy, but you misunderstand. The whole sport is a joke, like all things women do. Not a single person ACTUALLY cares even the tiniest little bit about who won the pussy participation prize.

>h-hey, watch us go talk to this ugly guy

Hi I'm Stacy and I'm about to do 5 power shots before my abortion

it's just you

>t. assmad bong

based incel

not him, but nobody in England cares about women's football. At all

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Can he have sex

you know those skits where Bam gets upset and cries? Every skit would be like that but with a different character.

Boring

your the fag! (eats quiche while watching Cher)

That looks bad. Holy shit dude

No. It is incredibly difficult to break your dick but if you do you are fucked. It is an incredibly complicated organ.

Holy fuck that’s cringe.

I’m dying

It was worth it for all the kino

American here. I was actively rooting against our women’s team. Apparently they won though. I didn’t even know it was on today.

have sex

loser

this show gave me a piss fetish when i was like 11 lol.

No

would be a good idea to meme this into existence if for nothing else it would get some feminists hurt

Where are the girls?

>I’M BECKY AND THIS IS THE DOG FUCK CHALLENGE

>I’m Trudie and THIS IS THE BUNGEE CAMELTOE!!!! WHOOOO!!!

>implying that's a challenge for women

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