What of good Solonius?

Why do you keep posting Skip Bayless on Yea Forums? Did I miss something?

post falls from fingers like shit from ass

Fact miss your brain like cunny from your cock

MightyMerlin1
Lmao this show is hilarious sometimes
AAHHHHH GOOD COSSUTIUS

present proper fucking argument or step from fucking path

And what about the good Cossutius?
He invented the DP.

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Has there been a more punchable face in the show?

I struggle to think of a more smugly perverse face on screen, not just Spartacus. They did a great job with casting him.

Say that to my face not online and see what happens

BASED LUGO SAYS FUCK ROMAN CUNTS

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MAD CUNT

I still love and miss this based show despite the creator being a whingy whiny anti trump fanny on twitter 24/7

Then don't follow them on twitter

The show had talent and soul. And Sam Raimi also had a role as a producer.

Kek, imagine Raimi memes in Spartacus speak.

REMOVE THOUGHTS FROM MIND OR SEE YOURSLF TO SHOWERS KIKE

>twitter

>And Sam Raimi also had a role as a producer
>mfw this is actually real
No wonder Spartacus is so based

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MY KIKE RAGES ON

Raimi didn’t have much to do with the show. It’s a Steven DeKnight and Rob Tapert production. Tapert just adds Sam as a co-producer on everything.

DO YOU STAND FUCKING JEW

>what of neutral solonius?
Someone do an edit of him bald with gray clothes

>MightyMerlin1
>Lmao this show is hilarious sometimes
>AAHHHHH GOOD COSSUTIUS

>tfw that's your YouTube name and you didnt make this post
Am I being watched?

Maybe.

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>KIKE
This is not language becoming of a good 4channel citizen.

ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM.

AVERT EYES AND STAND CHASTE YOU DOG

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>as if there aren't still GOT threads when that shitshow wishes it was half as good as Spartacus
fuck off, m8

COSSUTIUS!

youtube.com/watch?v=Oo5TPLl6pCQ

LOOK AT THE WAY HE RAMS HER

LIKE AN ENRAGED BULL

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Seppia a cute

the look on Lucretia's face is priceless

Was this the single hottest scene in the show?

>there will never be another show like this one

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No, that honor goes to
Ilythia slitting Seppia's throat in the bathtub, saving Glaber's life and then they fuck while Seppia just kind of floats there in the blood pool
we are both monsters, Gaius
let us be so together

MAKE HIM DO IT AGAIN

For me it's this scene And it's just because those tits are so fucking perfect that they blow my fucking mind every single time.

I wish we got a better camera angle of the servant girls reactions to him fucking her in front of them

>Tiberius, bear witness. If I am defeated he is to be granted his freedom and 10,000 denari
>father you can't be serious!
>WE ALL HAVE LESSONS THAT MUST BE LEARNED
>Now, come at me as you would an opponent in the arena, absent mercy
>"you ask me to kill you"
>No, I command you to try

Crassus doesn't get enough credit for being based, he makes season 4

fucking syrians...

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Imagine having a wife that wants you to literally fuck women in front of her just for amusement

it is a scandal, is it not

But she also cucks you?

How much is denari

I'm not sure, but in an earlier scene Crassus is going over the wealth of an estate he just inherited and the value of all its livestock comes to roughly 9,000 denari

so I assume for a gladiator/slave 10,000 denari would be a metric fuckton of money to be set free with

also earlier Lucretia buys an emerald necklace for 50 denari

batiatus places a "meager" wager of 10 denari on Spartacus in the pits

He buys Crixus for 100 denari but that is stated to be "far too high a price for the man"

I Googled it and while it seems like the modern day purchasing power of a denarius is debated, one source says it was equivalent to the daily pay for unskilled laborers.

During the time period in question a denarius is worth 1/84th of a roman pound (329 grams) of silver. So about 3.9 grams of silver.

Is that good

He's unstoppable.

>Is that good
Today 3.9 grams of silver is worth about $1.50. Back then it would have had considerably more buying power as there was far less silver in circulation.

Forever dominating his lessers. Is it any wonder every woman wants him?

You strike quite a fearsome figure, fighting that little wooden man
I long to see you in the arena in proper contest
with your little net
like a sopping wet girl

REEEEE

HIS EYES WERE MAD WITH THIRST I SAW IT

YOU. FUCKING.
CUNTS.

Here friend, see hand filled with proper gif for future posting

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Gratitude.

>only the second half of season 3 left on my rewatch
may the gods revoke memory so I may lay fresh eyes upon show

Who wants the gif?

I dont think we're ever going to get a show like this again in a long time unfortunately.

It truelly caters to the based Male taste

I know it's impossible but I still hope that maybe they will see that interest is still there and give us a Triumvirate sequel

Me

AD WAT UB GVD SPVRDICVS? :D D D

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oh shit

Are you the based user who made this for me?

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I like how this girl was butt naked or close to it in every single scene where she appears in the background, like her full time job in the household was just being nude eye candy.

Lol, yes i am.
Glad you found it save worthy
Also cool to see you in another cool solonius thread

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>Gratitute Batiatus, were it not for you I would never have found courage to betray those closest to me

guys can we get the normies to watch spartacus?
all i need is some people to sign up for their patron and request it\

youtube.com/watch?v=7udumYV3tyU

>absent skill
>absent will to live
>kills Spartacus

no thanks I'm good

Let us fill stomachs fill with drink and set cocks to purpose

oh no, you mistake intent
I have had far too much wine
I would prefer a feast for the eyes

have him fuck this one! and I shall watch

this guy stands fucking roman

Then this one will kneel before my red serpent(cock)

DO NOT ATTEMPT FUCKING LIE
I KNOW WHAT I HOLD AND THE INTENT IT CARRIES

Spartacus was an amazing show. Always totally over the top in its unique way. Violence, nudity, one liners. Beautiful.

I never watch this show but you guys make me want to do it.

Sent mind to purpose and seek violence.

Do it user you won't regret it

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cameo.com/nicktarabay

Once again Ashur's worth the least among his brothers.

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what is gannicus's worth?

cameo.com/vivabianca
cameo.com/thedanfeuerriegel

These are the only tagged, there may be others.

lol only other one on their is crixus, naevia really fucked them up

Agron is worth the least, lol

Do it

Awww no Agron :(

Indeed, Manu's there too. cameo.com/manubennett I wish they had good Cossutius. Just imagine the possibilities.

This is sad. Why do they do this?
Is Gannicus there?

thedanfeuerriegel

both gannicus and spartacus remain to based for such

I dunno, it's $50 for a couple minutes of work. It's not really that sad. It can be pretty sad though: cameo.com/chansen I think he first asked for 200 or 300 but had no offers.

No I meant
“Oh no Agron is there”

This shit is retarded. Why don't they just make a service where you can cam the celebs instead?

I'm surprised manu is their, he's the only one still working

Dude played Deathstroke and has one of these while Liam played Weather Man on the Flash and doesn’t lol.

he was also the wizard on shannara for 3 seasons, but I guess thats cancelled now too

Make her seduce me.

I put you down, I give no shit!
I piss on your grave for the sport of it!
When I die I expect no less!
My cock rages on, MY COCK RAGES ON! Blood rains down from an angry sky!
My cock rages on, MY COCK RAGES ON!

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Literally saxa

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>taps shield

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>that purple cloak Spartacus wears when he pretends to be a wandering merchant
very stylish

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Don't think that commoners were allowed to wear purple.

I think that was more of a medieval europe thing

I'm starting to watch the series. I'm at s1e2, when it is becoming good ?

The worst is already over. Episode 3 or 4 should be pretty good, and then it only gets better with every episode.

3-4 after is kino

that was only after ceaser

Thanks.

no that would be when that cheerful slave gets turned out by Rhaskos for the romans' amusement and goes full thousand yard stare

No.

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>spartacus and varro spend an entire sun-baked afternoon at the bottom of the well they throw all their piss, shit, and other garbage into
>literally up to their waists in this putrid shit
I feel like you'd get really fucking sick from that but what do I know

They were blessed.

>Tiberius walks in on Caesar and he has a slave girl between his legs doing something we can't see with a knife, blood is dripping onto the floor like she's cutting his dick or something
kind of weird and never expounded on again
aside from it being said Caesar's travels have given him "strange appetites"

Yes it is, pay attention it was his "slave brand"

Oh shit! You're right, that had completely slipped my mind. I never put the two together for some reason, gratitude for clearing mind

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Based.

would that I had an entire thread formed in your based image

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What was better? The temple or city episodes?

lit thread

Thanks. I’ll return to it after I sleep. Good night.

I don't know, I like parts of both, good question

>Mom, Dad, I'm gonna be an actress!

I miss this show, but I can't ever bring myself to re-watch it. We're in desperate need of more Roman-era telekinos friends...

theirs a few mini series, but most are quite old, the last days of pompii is mostly about gladiators, no idea how well it hold up now, I Claudius the God of course, the fall of rome isn't technically a show but it is 4 hours long

One of the GOAT shows for sure. If you haven't yet, give Black sails a watch. I hold both shows in equal regard.

>Naevia forces normal citizens to fight to the death over a chunk of bread
>mangles the hand of the winner when he's just reaching for the bread
>N-NO HE WAS GOING FOR HIS SWORD
>youmadcunt.jpg
later, Crixus asking
>"Was he going for the bread?"
and Naevia's answer is basically
>lol I dunno probably but it doesn't matter because I was raped by a guy who seemed nice, so this guy was probably a rapist too since he seemed nice

it's a miracle the show survived this character

He always looked to me like rick flair with a ridiculous wig

Oh yeah, I definitely see it

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To be fair, Ric Flair has been wrestling sincr the time of at least the bronze age

>To shit with this grinning cunt, what threat does he hold? Pissing on us from the sea?
>You would be surprised by the reach of my stream, boy
I forgot some of the parts with the pirates were good

>you kiss my cheek only to finger my ass?
underrated line 2bh

>My cock is magic!
>then see it vanish from sight

BLOOD RAINS DOWN FROM AN ANGRY SKY

jesus christ raimi
they could never get away with this now, it was a different time

That they made an extra series without Spartacus involved at all shows the strength of the writing. Based Battiatus.

it was a perfect line-up of elements
Season 1 is great but it moves along at the pace of Spartacus himself, so you're left almost wanting to have seen more of the other gladiators and some of the history that Season 1 hints at

then Gods of the Arena delivers, in 6 tightly paced episodes by anchoring itself on Batiatus, Solonius, Ashur, Gannicus, Crixus and Onemaus

it's a shame some people stop watching after that point though

aaaggghhhh...

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C O S S U T I U S

youtube.com/watch?v=PSIUoenGqIg

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he has no strong feelings one way or the other

Imagine that on that day, Good Solonius, not lacking in skill, found victory over Spartacus in the hallowed arena of Capua. The Thracian defeated, what would become of Good Solonius?

Wouldn't his fate still have been up to the Editor of the games? They may have just decreed to have him killed anyway, although after beating SPARTACUS of all people the crowd would not have liked that kind of decision.

He probably would have technically went free and then just been murdered later.

>not lacking in skill
nor will to live

the kid in the last season

Tiberius wasn't that bad
he wasn't even close to Numerius level

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*Fear not Thracian. I shall set plan to motion and your master shall join you soon as effort rewarded. The crowds, do you hear their cry? Good Solonius, slayer of Spartacus. The bringer of pain.

doesn't matter he's still without capital or home, by roman law he would be made a slave or banished and then Good Batiatus kills him

yeah if Batiatus could track down a single woman sold into slavery, he could definitely track down Good Solonius sooner or later

>description?
>he SMILES with this TEETH

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*stares
he stares with his teeth

illithya was so fucking hot, my cock stands erect

Would the show have been better if the gods had gifted us three seasons of based Andy?

your tongue speaks truth and finds itself in agreed company

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>season finale with Andy-spartacus killing Glaber
kino to split the heavens and shame the gods themselves

you have to remember that in that timeline, we would never have gotten Gods of the Arena and everything that entails

weigh it as you will

My Cock rages on.

Shannara fucking sucked tho. Im surprised it even got 3 seasons.

>ywn cum inside and impregnate your slave harem

>tfw no Pajeet slave

he was basically the only good thing about it

>not every thread ends in bump limit
>a thing known to all spartacus posters

Did we ever find out the name of this mattress actress?

some user did, I don't remember the name
it's literally her only role ever

Shame. She is more beautiful than 99% of the actresses in Hollywood. I'm sure many jewish producers would have... "invited" her to do something, so to speak. But I guess her experience with Spartacus was enough.

I'M JULIUS FUCKING CAESAR

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I'M FUCKING JULIUS CAESAR

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I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY JULIUS CAESAR

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Tiberius, I would finish.
Place cock in ass.

even if they were allowed they couldnt afford it, shit was extremly expensive

>new sparctacus actor
>looks like a fucking homosexual twink
Couldnt watch.

youtube.com/watch?v=g3ddFbBmFzk

The Pits episode is where the true kino begins.

>watching Rome documentaries to fill the void

>4/10 episode 1-2
>6/10 episode 3-5
>8/10 episode 6-8
>10/10 episode 9-13

season one had such an incredible spike in quality

Found her
>clattoverata.com/2010/07/10/clatto-exclusive-meet-laura-surrich-the-slave-girl-in-spartacus-blood-and-sand/comment-page-1/

Best girl

Blood and Sand 4-13 is the peak of television.

Was War of the Damned a necessary Season? Glaber ded, wife avenged.

Crassus was a based antagonist, I liked him more than Glaber.

I HAVE DONE THIS THING BECAUSE IT IS JUST, BLOOD DEMANDS BLOOD
pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=OUiCYrwubwk

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wat, of course it was. Rebels got btfo but not before crassus got humbled by Spartacus.

>see this thread
>realize its on netflix, start watching
>fall asleep last night
>thread still up
guess ill be late to work

Choose your waifu

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>niggers in ancient rome
lols

I just feel sorry for everyone involved on this website

>be a washed up actor
>need to get money by recording hello videos for people

Manu is always fun to watch.

But user she’s not here and was already posted

youtube.com/watch?v=7nTnnLS9Lgw

That girl is a Jewess

Good Cossutius, not cassutius, no wonder this dude never got any views

Its normal to pause this show and fap like a preteen right

This show had everything
Great dialogue
Lucy Lawless's tits
Cheesy 300-esque action that fits perfectly
Political scheming
Probably the hottest girls ever to be on a tv show
Brotherhood and Backstabbing
Great sets
Jupiter's Cock
A White Chad cucking a Black Guy

u forgot
>based good Solonius

The dude wasn't even fit. Literal dadbod

He looked fine

CONSOLE OF ROME

Sibyl all the way.

Based

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How was the Andy doc?

Lucy is ugly lol

Surely somebody has the moon over the house of Ashur.

Absolutely splendid

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Just google 'spartacus torpedo tits'. Second link.

holy shit what a kino webm

What of Liquidonious?

I bawled like a bitch.

All of em

If you skip her scenes you lose nothing. I don't know if that is certain but it felt like the best way of honoring based Ashur. Seriously fuck Naevia. Worthless past Season One. Crixus should've just moved on over her with time while thinking about her every now and then. She should've been saved from the mine but suffered from a health related illness and died by seasons end.

Blacksmith deserved better.

mira. those freckles.

>merchant
>commoner
pick one and see cock removed from arse

if you dont pick Seppia you're actually clapped.

fucking kek

GOOD COSSUTIUS

A daring synthesis

Heart swells with joy to see my Yea Forums brothers and sisters, united in purpose

That celebrations have continued these past three days without stoppage makes cock swell with purpose.

yes, and everyone agrees she's worse.

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Would she be hated still if the old actress played her? With the same lines?

A bit of both. Ashur didn't deserve it desu.

you're a homo lol

Lets see a current pic of her

What is beneath your feet?

TEARS OF MILKY COINS

...sand?

s-sand?

Anakin?

Skeeup bayless ?

NOW HOL ON SOLONIUS

Well it took like 6 years for me to forget most of the stuff after season 1. I just picked up some spoilers on season 3 in the thread

JUPITERS COCK

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Can't unsee.

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It's good that you can make webm OC put making sneed OC is the lowest of the low user.

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ITS JUST LIKE MY DOCTORE USED TO SAY.

NUMBA 2

>put
formerly but

"Your thread? You are but a post carrying a gift from the gods to the House of Yea Forums. Now then, let us see it continued!"

Just like everything you fucks do, you've ruined the good Solonius meme. He's supposed to crash regular Spartacus threads.

Fucking gayer than Pietros. Kill yourself.

good thread

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get a load of officer meme over here.

Man season 11 sure was a crazy ride

Every post, every thread on this fucking board bears the mark of Ashur!

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It bears only your faggotry!

Her bush was so sexy

laeta, though I'll take any from second column. spqr.

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Good fucking lord

MODS MODS MODS

Agreed

Nice bush on her too

I wanna see lucy lawless' milf tiddies

I'm just happy this thread has lasted all day, early AM to late PM, Euro time. I miss Andy so much.

Best girl.

>Is it any wonder no woman would have you?

I wish Yea Forums has sound webms so I could one with the good Solonius line. Uploading it to youtube or something isn't the same.

What are some shows good shows like Spartacus?
I love how ridiculous it is, obviously reveling in it, yet taking shit seriously enough that you can get invested in the madness.

Patriot.

Black Sails. Its not as campy as Spartacus, but it has some top notch acting, characters and dialogue. It also looks fantastic. Very good production value..

A 10,000 denarii gladiator would amount to $18,000 usd today.

Already on that, but thanks.
Looks pretty weird, but guess I might give it a try.

Liam's a pro-fortnite player now. He does fortnite tourneys in pro-celeb duos.

>He didn't fly so good

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Truly Liam is a hack through and through.
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

Awesoms

And what of good Solonius?

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Fuck you Liam's cool.

I'm just playing, my man.

(You) deserve this

Based

based

HE WAS A CONSUL OF Yea Forums!

All woman want Bad Solonius

I wonder, how would Bad Solonius have been integrated into the show if he'd been say, a genuine Twin brother?

>a genuine Twin brother
But if he was genuine he'd be the actual Good Solonius. I like depth but this is a little TOO deep for my taste

Wouldn’t good Solonius be regular Solonius without betraying Batiatus?

Perhaps secondary Solonius could be distant from regular Solonius, and only appear at the end of the Season.

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that wouldn't pick Lucy Lawless
I'll kill everyone for this crime

I have awoken to a thread of shit

In fairness, this hasn't been the best Spartacus thread of the last few days. A sour bite, to end the meal.

Sibyl>Saxa>Ilythia>Old Naevia>Seppia

Switch Saxa and sibyl.

shit thread for a shit show, deal with it

Bump.

Based good Solonius poster

The thread smells of Thrace
perhaps I should shitpost to complete the aroma

YOU FUCKING OVERSTEP, TRIBUNE

FUCKING GAUL

THE GREATEST OF MY KIND
CRIXUS THE UNDEFEATED

Heh. Cute.

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I would finish... place cock in ass

was there ever any longer version to this?

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no wonder Nassir enjoyed his job

That was the longer one.

This thread smells of reddit. I would basedpost to complete the aroma.

Gratitude.

Literally me