Hey, you have blue eyes

>Hey, you have blue eyes
>I didn't notice without your glasses

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>wow! With those baby blues you look just like the Fuhrer!

That's all the Mary Jane I need.

>Isn't it weird how I wouldn't have bothered to give you the time of day before you became ripped

If you think that's nice, you should see my penis.

>noooooooooo stop being attracted to attractive people!
lmao incels

Femoids are obligated to give my fat greasy ass positive attention

It is also blue

>Jesus Parker, you're a kike.

>Whats daddy gonna do? Gas me?

Peter Parker’s story is about going from bitter incel to ultimate Chad that fucks Stacies on a daily basis

What the fuck Raimi?

those are my balls dummy

>Wow, without your glasses you're finally worth paying attention to!

>>I didn't notice without your glasses

Shouldn't it be "I didn't notice with your glasses" ?

mandela effect here but i remember it being without

grammatically, I mean

>t.

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Mary Jane already liked him in some fashion.

yeah that's the first impression I get as well when someone defends normalfags, that's definitely not a bitter virgin but a well-adjusted person

My first waifu

She's not saying
>I didn't notice (because of) your glasses that your eyes are blue
she's saying
>I didn't notice (until just now) [but] without your glasses I can see that your eyes are blue
It's not 100% grammatically sound but spoken language rarely is

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>Hey, you're a white guy
>You looked Italian with those glasses on

KEK

>Having Kirsten Dunst 12" from your face
>Not giving in to the urge to kiss her...

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He was on her level pre-spiderbite though. It's not like she got buff and then started dating some theater loser.