APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Isn’t this a blatant rip-off the DVD cover for the original?

I'm sorry what the jews did to your legacy, Walt.

MULAN *CLAP* IS *CLAP* BLACK *CLAP*

Why isn't she black? Where's the representation?

why would anyone apologize
there's no mushu and no make a man out of you

Mulan had a way more nuanced view of gender than people give it credit for.

Can't wait for this one to be MEN = BAD, WOMEN = GOOD like all other modern Disney movies

>no black people in the cast
baka desu senpai

Where are the niggers?

Disney needs to apologize for not making it diverse enough. Racism against blacks will not be tolerated.

Mulan is hella diverse!

>leddit has locked locked every thread on this because muh racism

kek.

>disney gets rid of the only black character in the original
wtf?! this is not okay. any way to get in contact with them? this can't be allowed.

Not gonna lie, it looks pretty good

Sorry sweetie, thats not disney movies, thats reality

Are r*dditors crying about Mushu not being in or something?

'obligations, responsibility and filial piety are like nuclear waste for liberals.

>China starts saying shit about black chick in Little Mermaid
>QUICK release the Mulan trailer!
Very clever Disney

>recasting mulan as an asian girl

bravo Disney, you've done it again. Take that white males

FOR WHAT??

It'll do the Maleficent thing of "if we make all the male characters terrible it'll show how great our main character is!"

It ends up meaning you just fill your film with terrible characters.

Yes and no Shang as well

Hollywood Jews be like:
>Remove General Shang
>Remove all songs

I hope they are going to add something, otherwise it's a waste of money.

Nah, all the "why are there no non-Asian characters?" comments they're getting butthurt about.

>no negress Mulan
fake and gay poster, everyone know that Mulan will be black, China needs to learn the power of diversity

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>MULAN *CLAP* IS *CLAP* BLACK *CLAP*
this clap twitter meme is the worst thing in existence

how do i get a job where people dont repost this shit in slack?

So are Trannys gonna bitch about Mulan too? I'm guessing yes since they're never happy.

>Here's your new waifu, Yea Forums

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>b-but ariel is a red head
>UM SHE CAN BE BLACK SWEETIE ITS FICTION ;^)

>why cant mulan be black
>ITS A MOVIE IN ASIA DUHH

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she looks like she eats dogs

When will Hollywood stop hiding the truth about real Chinese history?

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She looks like she fucks white guys

Since when was the joke that burgerlanders clap at everything just a twitter meme? Clapistan jokes have been on here for 10 years+. It's also true.

>being attracted to asian girls
No thanks, I'm not a beta or a virgin.

Why she not thicc tho

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is that confirmed. don't say that

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Based

no this is new and different.
its like to emphasize your words you clap for each one

That's a Different thing.

the twitter thing is a 10x more annoying way of putting a full stop after every word in a sentence for emphasis.

Almost as annoying as the alt-caps strawman

BuT mY WiFeS sOn LiKeS iT wHeN i Do ThIs!!!

Eating dog>>>fucking a dog.

Mushu was shit. Fucking unfunny lizard.

Why is she not black? This is highly problematic.

yep it's confirmed Mushu will be now a phoenix, no dragon

She's got a non-talking bird as a sidekick.

mulan should be a nigger. what the fuck is this asian girl shit? i need blacks to feel represented

>they got rid of the dragon
>instead of the movie being a fun kids film that shows how everyone should be treated equal its another "WOYMAM STRONK" fuck men sjw fest

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Because she's from 7th century China?

Because 99% of Asians are sticcs

>When the film makes you realize that Asian men and women rook fucking same

This'll wake up the masses, bravo Disney

youtube.com/watch?v=34PjKtcVhVE
this
2:00 for example

I wonder how they'll depict the Huns.

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They won't be depicted

they are confirmed as being played by white males

>no villain or adversary to overcome
wtf will the movie even be about then?

should have cast a trans girl thats passable as a boy.

>every live action remake has made the female characters stronger and more capable
>male characters over 13 are still always criminals, douches or just plain psychos.

Was Hercules the last film where the leading male character was good and noble? I suppose you could argue that he started off the film as a

people just standing around in cool locations

oh nevermind. I thought SHang was the leader of huns. i'm retarded

gentryfication

The main villain is a witch. Because another woman is the only thing as strong as a woman!

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for anyone still unaware that reddit is absolute fucking trash

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"Locking this thread for racist comments."
>Deletes absolutely all comments mentioning race and Disney's racial aggression against whites in Little Mermaid

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>white protagonist

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thats why we're all here instead

This can't be true

So wait, some redditors were actually bothered by black Ariel casting? Strange, I thought they'd all be cheering for it. Is that site really not as cucked as I was lead to believe?

There is a bird but the songs are gone

it is. the director said there is very few male speaking parts if any at all

jej

lmao

should've been WHITE.

Reddit is pretty far to the left but not everyone is so far left that they can't spot the increasingly widespread trend of replacing redheads with 'diversity' castings.

It's no longer just a funny coincidence.

lost

Why would they do that? He's a main character

saved.

>Is that site really not as cucked as I was lead to believe?
No, the site is beyond cucked.
All dissenting opinions are silenced like in that thread.

>nothing but white asian people in the movie
Why is Disney pandering to alt-right white supremacists now?

James Earl Jones was brought back for The Lion King, wondering why Eddie Murphy couldn’t be brought back for this. If they’re going the action-epic route, it looks especially bland in a cinematographic sense, seeing as the movie is barely shot a step above your average ABC hour primetime show—and the slow motion isn’t doing it any favors.

I’m not sure why Disney is trying to sell audiences their version of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, a more fantastical-comedy would’ve been great, but I assume they’re maybe trying to distinguish themselves from the recently released Aladdin as an attempt to not retread old territory as Eddie Murphy’s Mushu would probably draw comparisons to Will Smith’s genie. It can also be argued the shadow of Murphy’s Donkey from Shrek would loom to large and be distracting. Granted, I’d still prefer this over what they’re trying to sell now.

Pretty disappointed.

"the future is female" is pined on the directors twitter

>Movie not even out yet
>Pretty disappointed
Can you fuck off?

What the fuck. That makes no sense, Shang was great. He was pretty revolutionary for a Disney guy. There's no reason why a modern audience wouldn't like him.

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Disney hates red haired girls by their own SJW standards
>Red haired girls will have horrific self esteem issues now, they don't get to see themselves portrayed in media and that means they can't envision themselves doing things.

>not casting as many whites in your films
>racial aggression
Man, if only the white man's racial aggression were actually this tame. God you racists are dumb.

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The thing about Reddit is, it'd actually be perfectly usable if it wasn't for the fact that owner/admins of the site feel the need to police the different subreddits. So there are/were some subreddits that aren't total cuckfests but they always get shut down.

But thats unironically true though

She looks like she a cute.

thanks for sharing

But wouldn't showing Mulan save Shang's life help to make their point about "strong women" or whatever shit they're going for?

because Atlantis is a real fucking place full of redheads right?

As if anyone is actually going to watch the soulless remake of a fucking children's cartoon movie for girls. It's just shitposting you douche. If you actually watch any of these movies you should seriously just kill yourself.

The only acceptable Asian is Japanese

Representation is important.

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The movie takes place in Denmark....

Aladdin takes place in a made up kingdom yet they had a entire team dedicated to find the right shit skin hue that wouldn’t offend

Disney fears the Chinese way more than they fear the SJWs or anyone else. We won't see any black actors nor American comedy like Mushu.

Hasn't this fucking board been saying this since Maleficent came out?

More woke edition

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>not korean
fuck off weeb

>Denmark
>Jamaican crab
>Caribbean soundtrack
uh-huh

KEK

>this post again
Just because you repeat it, doesn't make it true.

Agrabah isn't a real place either you moron.

you guys would be clapping if she was white. fucking hypocritical racist fags.

I want a live action Atlantis movie but I'm afraid Disney would butcher it

Trailers are released to grant audiences the opportunity to gauge out the quality of a film, the small glimpse of what I’ve seen has disappointed me.

Also, if my opinion was in a positive tone you wouldn’t have felt the need to make that post considering it still falls into the realm of the nonsensical point you’re trying to make since I’d be giving my “positive” thumbs up on a film I hadn’t seen yet.

This. The cucked userbase of leddit isn't the problem. Yea Forums is full of sissy homo soibois but here we can at least call them faggots and try to bully them into either never posting again or killing themselves.

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>And The Little Mermaid takes place off the coast of Denmark.

Why does the genie have a Americans accent and a pop soundtrack was Aladdin in Nevada

>impliying the father won't be the bad guy in the movie

What do you mean?

Koreans are pan faces from generations of Hun rape.

I love how they complained that Jasmine's actress was Indian, not Arab.

Bitch, Agrabah is a mismash of South Asia and the Middle east. The palace is influenced by the Taj Mahal and has Indian style decorations, there's someone performing the Indian Rope trick, as well as a bunch of people in Hindu dress.

Disney's The Littler Mermaid bears almost no resemblance to the book by Hans Christian Anderson. The story is entirely different. Why is her skin color the only change you care about?

I don't think Chinese are going to be much excited about this movie. They probably see enough of their own similar historical/fantasy movies

Same can be said about Aladdin m8 why was her skin color literally a department issue for Disney

Your not helping your case

I only recently figured out that it's supposed to signify clapping as you say each word, not clapping in between each word like I always thought

I don't give a fuck about what color Jasmine is. Do you? When did this board go full s.oy?

Literally the worst Asians. You must be a kpop fag.

Looks like she'll actually get some hand to hand fights with Hun mooks. One issue with the original film was she kills thousands with an avalanche and then just runs from their leader.

God bless you

Does she not pretend to be a guy in this version?

When pol invaded and never left

That's not an issue because women cannot compete physically with men in any way shape or form under any circumstances

>Gong Li is in the movie
Chinese BESSIE!

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So you have no argument lol

Got it faggot

I'd bang those two gongs on her chest, if you know what I mean ;)

>Jasmine is fat
What faggot drew this

>Girl from Northern China.
>Lives in a S*uthern Hakka House.

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My argument is that bitching about "representation" and having the right skin color is for SJWs like you. Thanks for doing your part.

>Han Chinese soldiers.
>Wearing Turkshit helmets.

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>Remove General Shang
wait what really?

And that's how little Elliots are made.

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Is Mulan even popular in China? My Chinese teacher once told me she thought it wasn't too great.

No your original argument was that some how changing Ariel’s race is different than Mulans then it was it dident take place in Denmark now it’s spoiled desserts for you and you are taking a bitch way out

You are a pathetic bitch boi and you know this

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The animated one failed in China.

Why isn't she a blonde woman with green eyes?

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPP*
WHOOPS SORRY user, I HOPE ITS NOT THAT SMELLY!

I'm done watching movies that are all one ethnicity. It's 2019, folks.

Lol bitch boi

>>nothing but white asian people in the movie

What the fuck is white asian?

Can't wait to see this yellow fever kino with my asian gf next year. it's gonna be BASED!

Will you let her make a man out of you Yea Forums?

WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK ACTORS? THIS MOVIE IS RACIST!

Its an Asian movie, it cant be racist

THERE ARE NO BLACK ACTORS IT'S REY CYST

Do you incels ever stop whining

Does Disney ever stop pouring out crap?

They're discriminating not hiring black actors. They're racist.

Isn't that a death sentence for this movie. The only nostalgia things people cared about were the songs and the comic relief. Audiences don't give a shit about the fight scenes in the original so making that the focus and turning it into a gritty war movie seems odd.

Reminder that one of the chink generals Zhang He was a devout Muslim. Mulan better be full of fucking sand people and Muslims on the screen, or they are islamophobes.

I despise you.

Why do you despise him?

Go hang yourself faggot.

There are no black actors. They're racist.

I'm white as fuck, but it's sad if you have to impose a sense of shame on your own race.

That's Zheng He, he lived 500 years later after Mulan, and he's Hui Muslim, who are indistinguishable from the Han Chinese.

There's more Christians in China during Mulan's time than Muslims. Mostly Nestorian.

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>he doesnt know

Made me chuckle.

so this is going to be about a ftm tranny, right?

>no blacks

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Its so weird that Mulan isn't black. How will black emphatize with her?

She can eat my dog any day

Congratulations you brain-dead sycophantic zombies, you can now pay to watch the same movie you already saw again. God save me from this hungry capitalist hellscape.

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>remake mulan
>remove Mushu and songs in an attempt to make a story more faithful to the original folk tale
>there's potential for a legit chinese epic
>it's still essentially a remake of the original cartoon
>she doesn't even crossdress

Nah 0/10 I'm sorry.
Poster is fucking beautiful tho

>elegant slomo fighting
Thought that garbage died out in the early 2000's.

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nice

They're Disney fans. I don't know what you expected. They're basically the brainlets of film fans.

It would be extremely counter-intuitive to clap between words, try it and it will feel weird and unnatural

>yes, i bring honarrr to aur famiry
Really surprised they decided to keep the stupidest crap in.

It's not like normal Chinese dramas talk like this. It's just, "I'm your dad, do what I fucking say, Mulan. Why are you still not doing what I say? You are a terrible daughter."

reddit

This. Why even remove so much if you're just gonna remake the film?

I'm worried they won't sing the songs or have Mushu.

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>When will Hollywood stop hiding the truth-

If you think Blacks want this, u dont kno black people...

you are all so new, it's cute

God damn he's ugly. Maybe he could've made it in central asia.

The name Mulan makes money but the content of Mulan is too problematic for current year

we're all gonna make it bros

The jew fears the samurai

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>plastic bucktooth crimson chin women
yikes

The entire movie is a rip off of the original you fucking nonce. That's literally the point.

Mulan has red hair.

race hating asians, shocking

>live action Frozen in 20 years

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But there's already a live-action Mulan?

This Disney shite will not get close to this in quality.

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So will McDonald's be releasing the fucking Rick & Morty meme sauce to coincide with this totally serious & dark film?

Danish Virgin Islands were a thing.
You'd fight right in there.

THIS THIS THIS

Imagine if China made a movie about the American Revolution, but the whole cast spoke Mandarin and the writing used humor that was completely unrelatable to American audiences while the story focused on one black soldier who didn't really have much impact on the war. And the movie was about lecturing Americans on the evils of slavery and how American culture is backward and stupid.

Congratulations, you now you have a rough idea on how well Mulan 2020 will do in China.

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Pretty lame they removed Shang, i get removing Mushu if they want to make it more realistic, but Shang was cool

whats this horse shit about it having a caribbean soundtrack? only the crab spoke in a carib accent & he had 2 songs

Samurai are Japanese and Chinese

>not Chinese

Goddammit

Huns are replaced with vikings.
#CurrentYear

>Live action Zootopia after that
>David Attenburough narrates a bunch of animals fighting each other while on meth