With incels interlinked

Bros I literally look like the greasy creep except with a neckbeard I think the wojak artist is stalking me.

youtube.com/watch?v=h1jrECgpkfA

>not having any sense of humor
>can't even have a bit of self-deprecating laughs
Na, you're a humorless fag. No wonder you're still alone. Just learn to have a little giggle, man. No need to have your shields up to 100% all the time.

>I try to be a good sport and laugh
Its like you didn't even get through the whole post before eye-splaining to me

>"Why are girls so cruel, bros?"
i made fun of an old man the same way when i was kid and i also felt bad afterwards, KIDS are a bunch of idiots rather than just girls.

don’t let gaslight you, he’s clearly retarded
those girls were mean and unfunny

Is miss comfy BR2049 posting before the buzzkills spammed the whole board into turning on it.

>mfw at the movies alone, like usual, about to watch captain marvel
>mfw group of cute teenage girls looking at me as I make my way across the dark theatre
>mfw I get lost I get lost in one of the girl's eyes, trip over, spill my soda and all of my popcorn
>mfw the whole group is laughing at me histerically
>I'm so embarassed, I run out of the theatre to my car
>mfw end up waiting for the movie to end
>mfw I run the group over with my jeep, because I couldn't let down the shame
And to top it all off I had a night shift at McDonalds later

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nice fanfic

(You)

Thought it was a funny concept haha

>try to
So stop trying and do it. Just have a fucking giggle. Stop being such an uptight faggot. Everyone has their flaws, just learn to deal with yours. Everyone else manages to do so.

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OUCH!

>buy stuff from small local grocery about once or twice a week
>cashier is a cute quiet blonde about my age
>i don't act nervous at all, i am passed that point now
>she always checks out my things, never says anything
>i never get more than a 'hi' or 'have a nice day'
>i call her by her name now, but she still hasn't even asked for mine yet
It's like i don't exist. I'm not bad looking or anything and i don't act awkward anymore. The only times i meet people is when i'm shopping or at work because i never just go out. I'd very much like to be with someone. Help.

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Based murderous wage slave

Same, I've had conversations with cashier girls but they only ever reply to what I say instead of adding to the conversation or asking about me

unless you work in a small store, being a cashier is not a fun job
most of the people doing it every day are probably dead inside and could care less about their relationship with you

deepthroat candy bars and squirt handwash over your face like a bukkake until they get the message.

whats wrong with sneed?

Formerly chuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm dead inside too but i care

SEETHING

>go to local grocery store to do weekly shopping
>walk past all the roastie cashiers for the self checkout
>walk out without ever having to acknowledge them
you virgins just haven't figured it out. when the singularity happens and robot waifus are a reality, i'll be the first one in cause i treated their predecessors with respect.

I got a fun one for you guys
>progressively lose most of my friends throughout the year
>the only girl who has ever paid attention to me now ignores me
>but I can withstand it all, as I have one really good friend
>despite him being popular and fun, he always sits next to me in class
>other people regularly come over to talk to him and ignore me, but he never leaves my side
>we joke around a lot, have similar sense of humor
>don’t hang out much outside of class because he has a gf
>get invited to his birthday party, says I don’t have to go if I don’t want to
>I promise I will go
>take a long time choosing a present, finally buy him something I know he’ll like
>the day comes, I’m sweating bullets even before getting into the bus
>as I’m getting to his street I start shivering, even tearing up a little
>I finally get to his door, about to knock
>hear laughter and conversation from inside, just people having a good time
>stop
>stand there for a minute, trying to muster the will to knock
>after a while, do a 180 and keep walking
>can’t go home because mom will wonder why I came back so soon
>also have to go to the bathroom badly
>spend 3 hours walking around in the neighborhood, waiting for the time to pass, making sure not to run into anyone from the birthday
>make it to a supermarket to take a piss
>as I’m speed walking, notice the group of around 12 people talking and buying stuff
>start sweating and run into the bathroom
>get out half an hour later
>its now dark, I take a bus back home
>tell mom I had a great time and make up birthday stories
>stare at the gift I bought for him and cry
Yeah

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I'm sorry anons, but do not try to engage with women who are held hostage by employment. This is only for Chads. Even if she might be okay with you normally, there is no way for her to be honest while shackled to the check out line

you sound a bit gay with that entire present meme. though I fully understand the aimlessly walking around the city avoiding every human being possible just so parents don't think I'm a complete lonely loser
that's literally my every single New Years Eve """party""""

Yeah, was just trying to make the story more emotional by giving it an important item, I just gave him the gift later and made up some excuse about not being able to go.
You see, dramatizing my life disconnects me from it and makes me feel less bad about being such a terrible person

>mfw can relate, only living alone in apartment while roommates are on vacation
>have full access to university buildings because I work security checks
>after bailing on the party and wandering the city I use lecture hall to watch Blade Runner 2049 for first time

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Dude , if he really is a good friend (which he sounds like he is, and a good person aswel) then he will understand . Tell him what happened be truthful and tell him you really appreciate the invite in the first place. You havnt lost him and there is definitly a way back from your current situation. You have not behaved in a malicious way so don’t beat yourself up about it, I can tell you are decent . Things will get better, I promise .

>I use lecture hall to watch Blade Runner 2049 for first time
Holy shit, that must have been kino

>be pajeet
>obsessed with latinas
>go to local chipotle for a burrito
>completely empty
>qt 8/10 latina teen chats me up
>seems genuinely interested in talking to me despite me being an awkward sperg
>"would you like that to go or for here ;)"
>"to go please" because I usually never stay at a restaurant and eat
>she looks mildly disappointed
>mfw realized that I fucked up

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yes what a concept

i could use a little fuel myself

That actually happened 2 months ago, and things have not gotten better lmao
I actually just made up some excuse about my grandfather being assaulted (which wasn’t a lie, it just happened weeks before) and me having to visit him, which led to some banter. Afterwards I gave him the gift and he was thankful, we’ve moved on and we’re still friends. I don’t think it’s the kind of thing I’ll ever tell anybody I want to keep as a friend

>be pajeet
She wasn't interested

based. Also, posting in simpsons threads.

Let me guess you're white?

>With Emcels

>Not linked

>Never linked

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>Let me guess you're white?
Shiiaaat

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Don’t you want to own a feed and seed? Seed.
Seed.

Could I get more Intel stories . I really identify.

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Did you like mine?
I have more if so

>not asking to plunder their booty
Fucking idiot

lmao just be urself, bro

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Take your own advice you frothing anal faggot

>work in a school
>walking around the corridors
>walk past two Year 10 girls
>"oh my god that teacher's so fit" I hear them say
> literally the only physical compliment I've ever received from a a female
>an underage female granted but hey if a 15 year old thinks I'm fit then there's bound to be someone my age who thinks similar!
>my unattractiveness is all in my head I'm going to make it, I'm a real human being, I'm worthy of love, I'm
>wait
>turn round
>the new chad PE teacher is walking directly behind me
>the two girls are behind him walking the opposite way and I see them checking out his arse
>ahheh
>I go to lesson
>sit down as teacher is setting starter task
>group of girls are playing smash or pass
>they go through boys in their year
>one of the girls looks at me and says to the others "sir: smash or pass?"
>all the girls retch in unison and laugh
I went to the toilet and stared at the door for a whole hour after that.

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user she literally told you she wanted to fuck, you'll always be a virgin at this rate.

can you stop trying to fuck every woman that shows you minimum respect, what's wrong with you people?

>>>one of them literally says "ARRGH" as she passes
kek

.how the hell did she get cancer from that? and why does that make her "get it"?

Guys, I don't think I've bought anything from a cashier all year. Fuck me

I just want a cute GF, I just want love, being loved, sleeping in the comfy arms of a girl, that's the only fucking thing that I want I fucking hate my life

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>used to work in IT company
>got a sandwich for lunch everyday at the same convenience store
>always the same ugly cashier working at this hour
>going about my business, then she drops something on her side of the counter
>another employee helps her get whatever she dropped, she mumbles to him "I didn't want YOU to help me"
>just pay and leave
What did she mean by that?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol

Wojak is bald and unhappy, and therefore must have cancer. The woman literally couldn't figure out the point of the image because being undesirable or subtly passed up has never even occurred to her.
She now "gets" why our hero is downtrodden and the sentiment of the image

user how did you get access to my post? This is personal information please stop sharing it

Lol that reminds me of this one femcel who liked me in senior year of high school 3 years ago
>in class
>sitting next to my my quiet and shy crush to my right
>across the 'aisle' from me to my left there is this ugly mexican looking nerdy girl
>i get up and leave my desk to throw something away
>when i come back the paper sitting on my desk has 'i think your cute' written on it
>it was either the ugly girl or my crush
>i ask my crush if it was her
>she whispers to me that it was the nerd girl
>I say "oh" and erase it right there as the nerd girl watched
>my crush giggles
>joke to my crush i can't have people vandalizing my work
>she laughs
>the nerd girl could hear it all, but i didn't care
>got pretty close to my crush after that but it didn't go anywhere
Call me a jerk or a liar, i don't care. No subhuman nerdy girl's getting my cum, lol

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>I’m sorry user, you’re just not my type
AND BLOOD-BLACK NOTHINGNESS BEGAN TO SPIN

fuck, me

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Absolutely based.

te

>ugly mexican looking
you did the right thing user. Who would worry about a girl anyways, they will always have a line of desperates willing to pipe them

I can tell you were raised by women. Men shouldn't care about this shit.

>My uni does this thing where they bring stress dogs on campus for finals
>See 8/10 latina working with the dogs >She is done fuck me eye and smiling at me
>Shitting myself trying to eat my lunch
>She wont stop looking so I decide to man up and approach the dogs
>”Hi! Would you like to come and pet some of our dogs? Trust me they don't bite”
>Spaghetti flying everywhere “sorry, I'm late for my final”
>I was done with finals that day
>”You should come back after then”
>”Ok”
>Walked around campus for an hour contemplating if I should come back
>Build up the courage to go back there only to see her and the dogs were gone

>at grocery store
>have a basket full of cool flavored doritos (exactly 27)
>pick the basket up and turn it upside down
>the doritos fall onto the counter
>"uhm sir?"
>"Sorry babe, but i'm saving myself for the one"
>make an audible phone call noise
>"Excuse me one second darling, i've got an urgent call to take"
>pretend to be on the phone as I exit the store

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>“They dont bite”
>”Come back later”

She wanted to fuck and you did nothing about it

>drinking at a cafe
>sit down by the back bench and notice there's a qt punk girl in neon green shirt and small pleated skirt directly next to me by the other table, probably in her early 20s by the looks of it
>she's drawing, eyeing the people passing by to get inspiration, listening to music with her earphones
>I used to do the same when I was younger just casually drawing pieces in public, art being my genuine passion
>her eyes keep scanning around as she's drawing, and every now and then her eyes hover over me
>I pretend I'm not looking moments before not to make things awkward
>used to be able to casually socialize with strangers as fellow artists when I was younger but I've since lost that bit of courage as I got older
>try to brush off my doubts, going to ask her what she's drawing, be casual about it
>I can at least strike a simple conversation with this qt punk girl right?
>suddenly her friend arrives (another girl)
>qt punk girl pulls off her earphones and starts chatting
>says she feels comfy being a regular at the cafe since the past few days, drawing people as they pass by
>ohyes.jpg
>her friend says that's great but asks her how her boyfriend is doing
>qt punk girl says he's doing fine
>they continue chatting for a minute until leaving the cafe
It's okay, I should've known better that a qt girl is already taken.

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Yeah, but it's their job, and they sometimes have to make the same retarded small talk with dozens of people for hours at a stretch. I worked at a grocery stores, and some shifts I didn't give a fuck who I was talking to, nor what they thought of me. Unless they were a complete knockout. I'm a guy, btw.

are you really an incel if you have sex with a human and your gf at the same time that's basically a threesome

Eavesdropping creep

>It's like i don't exist
dude you're some random guy at a store, a customer. you aren't her friend. lol

She probably dislikes the other employee.

She was less than a meter next to me and her friend didn't even sit down so she was nearly shouting during their entire chat but you're right :(

It's okay user. Better to know the truth before burning yourself later.

Do people actually like Blade Runner 2049?

Kill yourself.

>you didn't ARRGH back
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

I like it, but my second watching made me realize how slow and boring it can be at times

I don’t get it

>always wear baggy hoody to work
>manager says its not part of the uniform and that i have to wear a plain t shirt from now on
>girls start looking at my shoulders more
>girls that ignored me before are all giggly and talkative all of a sudden
>afraid to talk back because my teeth are gross

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She's literally the only girl i see time to time so of course i'm going to try and make some moves

I come in there twice a week and she's ALWAYS checking out my things.
If she doesn't want to make some small talk then i'll just stop shopping there. That'll show her what for.

Are you saying they're making fun of your shoulders? Jesus christ i thought i had it bad

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get a fucking job there if you want to get to know her without looking like a creep

>Are you saying they're making fun of your shoulders
no, people can't normally see how muscular i am since i wear hoodies all the time. i've lost a lot of weight over the last year and my shoulders and traps are more defined.

guess what, everyone other dude makes moves on her

The “sex doesn’t matter brah” and “just be confident brah” people always reveal themselves to be zero empathy, zero introspection retards. You’ve never once examined why you are the way you are, how things make you feel, how you behave based upon your feelings etc.

Just imagine you’ve gone through ~25 years of life and never once has a girl given you any signs of attraction, never looked at you a crossed the room, never flirted with you in conversation, never laughed at anything you said or had her eyes lights up and run to you when you come in a room. Moreover, imagine you got to clubs, bars, parties with friends, and you’re in a group talking with your friends and girls come up and talk to only your friends, as if you’re not there. Imagine you are constantly ignored by women, and when you try to talk to them the body language of discomfort is so strong even you can sense it (their feet are pointed away, they’re leaning away from you, they give short answers making it obvious they don’t want to talk to you), what do you think the appropriate self esteem level is for someone that has gone through this while watching all their peers form relationships with multiple women, and realizing you’re over a decade behind in the dating world relative to your peers? How could you have a shred of self esteem given that happening to you?

You know you’d feel like total shit, which is why you’ll say “that doesn’t really happen brah” or you’ll insult my “personality” (which you know nothing about, by the way). You know that if you had to attribute your success to pure happenstance and luck that you were born attractive, you might have to have some empathy for those of us that weren’t and you’d have to self reflect on why that girl really liked you, or why your advice for incels seems to make them so upset.

Just be handsome bro

I enjoyed this one user

just be confident brah

>Why don't you say that 3 times fast? WITH INCELS INTERLINKED

Yeah because quitting my job to work with her wouldn't be more creepy

No point in trying to reason with them man. They will simply never know how it feels.

It's good, but it doesn't need to be as long as it is, some parts feel overly slow and deliberately paced

Have confidence

When girls do shit like this you just have to own it. It is weird to be wearing an eye patch, and they most likely thought you were doing it ironically to start with. You should've just argh'd back, by not doing that you look like a sperg.

Let it go and embrace the isolation. No use in mourning the loss of that which never was.

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>Out boozing with the boys
>Three slags (I am not british, but this is the best word to describe these women) call me and my friend over
>One of them is ok looking and is married, the other two are at absolute best 6/10s and I was a few drinks deep and I knew that
>"Hehehe are you guys in college? We have a bet going that you are because you're both being drunk and belligerent"
>Obviously this was their retarded attempt at starting up a conversation with us, why they'd think it is a good idea to start off by insulting us I don't know
>Friend is way drunker than me and starts talking about his dick
>You fucking idiot, now we definitely won't fuck
>They get offended, "Oh my god gross you don't start talking to ladies about that"
>"I didn't know we were talking to ladies"
>Incoherent screeching
>We're shooting pool later on
>They couldn't leave with jabbing with us one last time
>"You guys need to get laid, learn how to talk to women!"
Why do women always go back to the "have sex" position? Is it literally all they have?

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Yes.

Thank you for this post user, put it in better words than I ever could. They call us autistic, but its exactly because we aren't that we're so dispirited

Yeah it's pretty good

>is a woman's only worth her vagina?

Did you end up purchasing the aforementioned 27 doritos? Or was it all a front to put the cashier in her place?

>Is it literally all they have?
yes. sex is the only way women have power over men.

im in the same boat, girls don't give me attention at all. of course some are nice, like my coworkers, but they're all older and have kids and husbands. do what i do, turn that sadness and anger into drive to improve yourself. improve yourself FOR YOURSELF. don't improve yourself for some dumb thots. get a job, work alot, buy nice shit

Have you ever stopped and thought what separates you from your peers and thought maybe some of it is within your control and wasn't decided at birth? Your jawline isn't what is going to make or break you for women. Odds are, and I'm saying this to help you bro, you're beta as fuck. When you're gathered up with your friends, it is like a police lineup where they're trying to identify which suspect is guilty of a brawl. Could it be the 5 guys that look normal, or the guy with the bruised face? What I means by this is your friends probably at least give the illusion that they have their shit together. Based on your post I can tell that you do not. I'd say to focus on improving yourself, but it sounds like you've already made up your mind that being an incel is something that you inherited. Like you were born destined for it and there is simply nothing that you can do to change that.

fay and gake

It sounds a bit like you have anxiety

cope

we did it

>What I means by this is your friends probably at least give the illusion that they have their shit together. Based on your post I can tell that you do not.

What does it mean to “look like you have your shit together”? This is a completely serious question.

Also, did all the middle school and high school kids that got all the female attention “have their shit together”?

It’s like you didn’t even read his post. Just say that it’s over, we want to hear it from normalfag mouths. Fucking ignorant buffoon.

Why are there so many blade runner threads today

what were the threads like? legit curious

It's about as good as Blade Runner fanfiction could ever be.

amazing isnt it?

>Also, did all the middle school and high school kids that got all the female attention “have their shit together”?
Unironically yes, for their age. Sports, social gatherings, things that actually mean something as a kid is what made them successful. You probably never did any of this. Things you do as a kid is a stepping stone, and probably never learned how to be social as a kid which is why you're not social now. You effectively built yourself a bad habit, and you've yet to break it.

And looking like you "have your shit together" is simple. Someone who knows they're doing something with their life and isn't a complete tool is happy, confident, and isn't afraid. When you hangout with your friends at a bar, it is only highlighting your problems to women because you're standing around guys who have their shit together. The outline is right there in front of their faces, as are you, and you're not fitting in. Its like those toys kids play with when they match the shapes, you're like trying to stuff a square through a circle.

I did, and its just defeatism. If you want to be a depressed cunt, be one. But at least own that you are that way because you're unwilling to change. Or at the very least unwilling to try.

WITH INCELS INTERLINKED

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There you go again with muh defeatism. You can’t possibly relate, you just spew the same “didn’t try” none sense. Like someone who’s been bullied or rejected their whole life is supposed to turn it all around on their own, after years of abuse and self-loathing. Suck my fucking cock you disingenuous piece of shit.

No, Satou is not an incel. This anime/manga is an insult to actual hikkikomori.

cope

I'm a highschool dropout with no job and girls give and gave me attention all the time. I wouldn't say I have my shit together.

Based and correct, few will acknowledge this. Real audience for NHK are late teens who self identify as having anxiety

>gets a cute girl knocking on his door
>said girl wants to improve his life
>this will never happen in real life

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She probably still wants to fuck you

You see how in order for you to be right you have to pretend to know tons of things about me? Like how many sports I played in high school (I was a three sport athlete, football basketball and baseball), my posture (which again you know nothing about), my personality (you know nothing about it), that the people around me “have their shit together” (something you don’t know, never defined, and also wrongly assume that it’s a prerequisite for getting women when women will literally fuck criminals and drug dealers), it’s really bizarre for you to assume all of these things you couldn’t possibly know about an anonymous person on the internet.

Is it really that hard for you to come to terms with the idea that some men are not attractive to any women? Is that why you feel the need to invent these stories and narratives about people you know nothing about?

oof
cope and dilate, tranny

Recite your baseline.

Let's begin.

Jews.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever notice coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest capeshit? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.

Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.

Constant K...

You can pick up your shekels.

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>ARRGH
Based women

Imagine being a guy who is 5 foot 2 inches and being told this knowing realistically how fucking willfully ignorant that is

kek

KEK

that was fast

it's okay user I eavesdrop all the time
when people talk I pick it up and I don't tune it out
I usually just let it happen

it's good but starts really really slow and not in a good way

a grocery store isn't the setting where you meet someone you're going to fuck, or even just talk to casually really. they're at work, they don't have fucking you or meeting anyone to fuck on their mind

>try to be friends with girls, talk about normal stuff such as work, college, animals, etc
>always insist we pay separate bills if we eat outside
>never take any girl home, or agree to go to their place
>only touch then when I give a goodbye hug
>things seem to be going well, I'm enjoying my girl friends who I can talk to about bunnies, wild animals I've photographed and my hiking experiences
>then one night I get a long voice note of her crying asking if I don't want this for real I should let her know, that she's trying her best to please me but if that's not enough what can she do
>mfw I just want to be friends

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Must be hard being Chad

should I talk about pokemon instead? I like pokemon and I think that may just put them off enough to just want to be friends instead

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Yes they do lmaooo do you think people stop wanting sex just because they’re at “work”?

How should I know? I've had zero experience with women. They'll probably think you're weird or something, maybe not, I have no clue, that's just my guess.

Talk her about optimal team comp in Pokemon, bitches love that shit

I wouldn’t risk my job for sex desu.

Girls flip their shit and think they're ugly if you move too slowly. Then you get the blame of course. Autism time:
>be me
>studying in dorm lobby with female classmate freshman year
>she says something and we lock eyes
>ohshitshe'snotlookingaway.jpg
>just fucking stares into my eyes with unbridled lust
>mentions i've never seen her dorm room before
>go with her to her room, her roommate is out that night
>she puts all her books on the bed and lays there
>stand around like autist looking at her lamp or something
>she gets up after a bit of me not taking the hint
>stands in front of her mirror and starts crying while saying she's so ugly
>just stand there and don't say anything
>tells me she wants to go to sleep and sends me out of the room
>she starts to hate me and we eventually stop speaking altogether

>At a friends place last night, pretty late, everyone is drunk
>Friend in particular is completely wasted
>Starts talking about how I should fuck her roommate
>Starts ordering me to bang her friend / teasing me about it
>"Go into her room right now, she's into you"
>"Why don't you want to fuck her? Do you think she's ugly?"
>"Do you like her? Yes or no"
>Putting me on the spot with these questions in a room full of people
>Autism overdrive activate
>Feel super uncomfortable, stand up and leave

wait wojack is bald? I thought it was just a blank template like a stick figure or something

Are you an anime mc?

I literally don't understand why a male in college would put himself in the position to teach high school girls. Even if you want to teach people, if you're even moderately attractive young girls are going to be throwing themselves at you. I already know how it would end up for me so I wouldn't even dare engage in that shit.

Must be. That was only one of many similar incidents in my early 20s.

You're right on how he is used today, some roastie isn't going to know that though, they just see a guy without hair. I don't know if the guy who drew him as a self portrait originally was meant to be read as bald

I just want to adopt a son or get an artificial womb, raise him, take him to the park and have him carry on my genes. The biological goal is to carry your genes so I just want the chance to have a heir. I don't even want a woman involved.

I will remember this post forever. Bless you user

Anyone got that reaction pic of him looking back

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A son still needs a mother. Single father probably isn't as bad for your development as single mother, but you really do need both.

I grew up without a father. So here I am. Maybe if my son just has a father he'll only browse reddit.

I really don't believe in the woman thing though man. I see a lot of that MGTOW stuff and while it seems like it's mostly burnt out divorced 40 year-olds complaining about women I do feel myself more estranged from humanity. I just don't think another woman is what we need.

uhhh... what fucking sorcery is this? I keep seeing the outline of a jew. what the fuck? but only if I stare at the green triangle before

eyepatches can be badass

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The whole PUA "movement" had that vibe. I've started to question if any of them actually got laid often or were just in it for the e-book money.

>all these fakecels claiming to be incels even though they clearly have girls into them
>fakecels thinking their incels even when they have female friends and even fucking friends and actually live a dorm norm life
fuck you
All my women interaction i had is just a female cashier staring at me at with a disgusted cringed face as i look away with noticebal frown and held back rage. We mutually want each other dead. There is no silly fucking jokes or this anime trope bullshit.
Im 21 fucking years old ugly montrosity, and i never had a goddamn female ever smile at me once.

Yet apparently, my own fucking bretheren on Yea Forums get tour through pussy town every night.
Fuck you Yea Forums, youre not my friends anymore

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Not all incels are created equal.

t. incel

your friend sounds based

i made chart

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>mentally incapable of ever getting pussy
Thus still an incel. Doesn't mean I look down on you goblins, but my autismo qualifies me for incelhood just as much as your physical deformity or what not.

>tfw you know how bad things really are

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just off yourself at this point bro

You've got a far higher chance of getting laid than we do

no it doesnt. the fact that youre aware youre not a goblin means youve ascended. Youre just butthurt your below a failed norm, but not cool enough to hang out with me and elliot

Oof
Teenage girls are demonic

In theory, not in practice.
Why would I want to hang out with other awkward fucks? What others find (objectively) unappealing in my social skills, I likewise find in others. And given that you are ugly goblins, I'd be just as much repulsed by your looks as normies would.

humble brag autist go away

Nope. :^)

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Are you gonna cry u fag?

Apparently not, I'm still a virgin at 30

enjoy your vacation

>she always checks out my things, never says anything
>i call her by her name now, but she still hasn't even asked for mine yet
OH NO NO NO

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>wanting to kill someone because they won't have sex with you
I might be a pathetic virgin but this is fucking retarded and childish thinking.

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Tell them one of them has to walk the plank

Cashier girls with black mesh chokers get me fucking diamonds. How am i supposed to even think about what i want to buy?

every female on the planet wants every guy below 6'2 dead. and were the psychopaths?

t. persecution complex

Goblins, when will they ever learn.

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>becoming a high school teacher
What male in their right mind does this to themselves?

>muh height
Doubt every woman cares about that, unless you're a literal midget or something

>13-15
>too young for me
I don't get it. Somebody explain.

Thank God ban evasion is my speciality then

DUBS says you hang nignog

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I live in the burger-scape and fear prison immensely. Obviously they're in their prime

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t. lanklet
its getting worse and worse. just 10 years ago, 5'10 was an acceptable height no girl minded. Now, any guy below 6'2 is seen as a "friend"

I highly doubt that's true. Only shallow whores would think something like that or say something like it.

>implying not all females are shallow whores
its so tiring.

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>they want manlets dead
Then what would they joke about? Think about how much joy would vanish from their lives.

This is not a healthy way of thinking, it's time to stop browsing /r9k/ my friend

>/r9k/
r9k is 50% lesbian females larping as incels. its not really an incel community. Its basically a more weeb version of /soc/

>standing outside convenience store holding my coffee
>as a woman walks by to enter the store she drops change in my cup still do gaining coffee
>realize she thought I was a beggar

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what part of that story made you think hes in his right mind

>lesbian females larping as incels
More like incels larping as "femanons". Either way, visiting that board isn't healthy for you

Was this some kind of code? I can't stop thinking that 2019 is the year where something will happen. Gamers will rise up. With incels interlinked, gamers will rise up.

there's this fat nigga with a lazy eye working "security" at my job and she has a big booty, wears a choker, and has good boobies

And visiting Yea Forums is? Which boards are safe for me?

That was cool. My merchant hopped away to the right.

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> “sex doesn’t matter brah” and “just be confident brah”
I was like this in highschool, but ironically this thought process actually worked against me since girls DID flirt with me but I barely reacted/reciprocated out of pure autism. Being more socially aware now, I realize how much I fucked up just because I didn't care about that stuff when I was younger.

why did u post my description user?

>You know that if you had to attribute your success to pure happenstance and luck that you were born attractive, you might have to have some empathy for those of us that weren’t and you’d have to self reflect on why that girl really liked you, or why your advice for incels seems to make them so upset.
It's your neediness, it wreaks.

STOP

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the classic
>youre just being to clingy bruh
>pretend like you dont care what she thinks
you know how when chads give one word replies and pretend to ignore women, the women come crawling right back and act clingy towards chad?
Well, imagine if they never came back. Imagine they never gave a shit about whether youre needy or if your ignoring them. They simply dont care about you; whether youre clingy or not is irrelevant to their life.
They might give a shit if chad acts a bit clingier than usual, but an incel? lol

>tfw I'm a humble brag autist
Girls often flirted with me but I just don't know how to fucking react to them and what I'd even want out of a relationship. It sucks because at this point it just means I'm too autistic in my mindset instead of actually having the excuse of getting the shit lottery in looks/appearance.

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>believing we've ever been close enough with a woman to act needy with them
lmfao

youre probably interpreting them being nice as flirtatious and youre ugly as sin.

>you filthy incel, show interest in pursuing womyn!
>also, you filthy incel, don't show interest in womyn that you pursue!

>in store checking out
>woman in front of me looks at me and then offers to pay for my $10 of shit
>sperg out completely and dont even say anything

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You reminded me if HS.

>it's valentines day
>find a few heart-shaped postcards in my backpack
>everyone sees that
>take em and throw em in thrash bin

this. pretty much sums up the idea of inceldom. It is all just nature; there is no God or bias, or moral karma going on, it is just the cruelty of genetics and cultural upbringings
The truth is so hard to swallow, that all the brads and chad-lites will refute this saying
>its your personality bruh
>confidence bruh
>just do no fap bruh
>just do mewing bruh
>just jelq bruh
>just workout bruh
because, they fear the truth that deep down, none of this self improvement shit matters. You are born either a sex haver or ince. Sex havers can not accept this. They want to feel validation for their work. They dont want to accept that life is just a lottery, and all their could have been taken away by just a couple of ugly genes being expressed in them.

And, its always the chadlites and brads that lash out against incels. Chads are the ones that know that life is a cruel bitch of a lottery, and they got to make the most of their lmited time on earth as a 6'5" male before dead. Chadl-lites and brads think that all the sex they have will be forever. That no matter what life they are born in, MUH SELF IMPROVEMENT, will actually help them ascend

>not replying “aye, gimme yer booty!”
one chance

i dont feel sorry for the mexican girl, not because i think youre based, but it demonstrates how fucking cruel and flawed females are. Of course the femcel chooses the asshole that rejects her and cucks her instead of going with a guy that likes her. She herself doesnt want to settle with the male equivalent of a "nerdy mexican", so she brings this misery on herself, and labels herself as a "femcel", but the truth is, she has options, while true male incels will never have such a thing

>they all giggle and scurry away
more like scurvy away

I don't think much of my looks but it's happened enough times that even when I actively avoided them, they still try to walk up and talk to me.

Forgot to add, but "being nice" has a limit when they kept singling me out of my nerd friends and pretended that the rest of them didn't even exist.

means nothing. ive sat next to complete stranger girls in class, not giving a fuck about their presence, and they make small chit chat. Theres a difference between a girl wanting to be social with someone because its in their nature to be social vs them wanting to flirt with you and fuck you. If these girls truly wanted you to fuck, you would have lost your virginity already.

>just smile all the time
>laugh at everything
>this will foresure will get you girls
kek, another common lie normies like to give to incels

>being this defensive over being an incel
>im not ugly, i had tons of girls ignore my nerd friends for me!
right. lets see that selfie pic of yours

>end of HS house party
>going well
>its a large house, with plenty empty rooms
>go to take leak on a second floor, hear crying in a room across from the bathroom
>its a girl that has been talking to me for some time now but I never made a move on her because I am autistically obsessed with her friend that in turn doesnt want me
>go in, close the door
>start talking to her, she stops crying and we sit there and talk for some time
>another girls randomly walks in, sees us and walks out
>she stands up "maybe we should go back to the party or they might think.. you know..."
>Somehow I actually make the right move, stand up face to face with her and hold her above her waist
>still remember the 3 seconds I looked into her watery smiling eyes at that moment
>literally impossible to fuck it up now, its the easiest kiss ever taken
>my cowardice and autism (suppressed until now) suddenly take over with a force of 1000 Gods and I just chicken out, walking out of the room like an absolute retard
>mfw 6 years later I am still a virgin

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post the full comic....

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>go to raging waters
>hot asian girl goes down huge waterfall ride
>bikini falls off
>huge boobies for all to see
>first time I've seen real tits in years
>say nothing stare away she probably noticed
>look back she is a foot away and hasn't noticed
>wow
>go home
>tell mom
why do i do this? should i have said something?

Imagine being so insecure you mistake flirting with being laughed at.

>tfw below average looking but still lay qt's regularly.
Once girls find out you have a reputation of being a cunt destroyer looks don't matter as much

Delet this

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I am needy but I never bother people. And honestly what is wrong with being needy? Do you also chastise the hungry for wanting food? Do normalfags have no empathy?

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t. Benny

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>what is wrong with being needy?
Pretty much my problem with these normie advices. I want a relationship because I want someone else to be as needy of me as I am of her.

This whole powerplay between caring and acting uncaring is something that I both cannot and would not do.

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>weak ethnic affiliation

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Well yeah because that competition of who doesn’t care the most doesn’t actually work in real relationships. It might get you laid or something with a drunk slut but it’s not going to lead to a healthy relationship with a decent girl.

one day, this will feature every lie sex havers have told us

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Normies seem to think otherwise.

I am a 26 year old kissless virgin, but even I can see how pathetic that cope pic is.

Its pretty bad, but as a 22 y/o virgin with a recessed chin, can you blame me?

There is nothing wrong with this. Why is it a disorder? People are terrible.

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being needy has nothing to do with getting pussy. Chads just think it does, because they already have multiple girls after him, that he has no time to be clingy to one. He passed this down as
>just dont be clingy bruh
>be like me

>this whole thread

Yikes

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you only say its pathetic because you cant accept its reality.

this is why incel baiting should be a 1 month ban on the spot. this thread has exactly negative fifty percent having to due with films or television.

Normies speak in terms of normie retard things like having one night stands and fucking barroom whores. If a real relationship is what you’re after then you have to reciprocate, but proportionately. One mistake I used to make was being way too nice to a girl who was only being a little nice to me. Let them test the waters and all that shit before you really show all your affection.

Have some empathy, normalfag.

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holy shit is that the same girl?

For an incel, there is no testing the water. you are either ghosted or if you spam her just enough, you get a few pity replies.
>normie retard things like one night stands and fucking barroom whores
yet, the only guys who manage to get girlfriends are the same type who have success with these girls

>being way too nice to a girl who was only being a little nice to me
That's why I can't stand modern relationships. It is not the honest, medieval courtship in which you stated your intent from the very beginning, but instead a theatrical performance in which you pretend to be interested in her solely as a person, not as a prospective partner.

Prolly gonna die alone desu.

post face or i dont believe you

Why should I care about losers that blame everything but themselves and don't even try?

>what is ban evasion

chads dont have to play mental games with women. the girls are already clingy to themat the start. All these lies fed by foids like
>shes just playing hard to get
is just a fancy way of saying shes not interested, but still letting you praise her anyway so she seems more valuable to higher class males.

Amazing projection user, but unlike you I know my own flaws.

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>dont even try
thats the cruelest thing about inceldom. Incels are actually the ones who try the most out of anyone in life to get pussy. They dedicate every waking moment (and even sleep) to one day be attractive to foids. But in the end, as a cruel punishment by God, were told we dont try hard enough.

Sisyphus is basically the metaphor for life as an incel

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Someone post the meme with goose and the sexual experience survey in the background

You incel retards do the exact same thing as that girl.
>Females only go for top 20% of males it's not fair
>I shouldn't be treated this way just because I was born ugly, it's not fair
Can you not see the hypocrisy here?

haha, except, on tinder, i literally swipe right on all the landwhales that weigh over 200 pounds, and dont get a single like at all!! :D
did i mention im not fat at all and slightly fit? Oh, but stupid me, i should of known that a skinny guy doesnt deserve a skinny female, he actually deserves a landwhale. thats the female equivalent of a skinny guy!

>i used to never accept any invitations to go out and do stuff with people
>would rather play vidya instead
>at some point people just stopped inviting me
>no friends ever since finishing school
i cucked myself. it's all my fault. maybe if i was social, actually went to parties/meet-ups etc. i would have a gf right now. sometimes i want to go back and try again, but i think about how i was and i would probably do the same thing again.

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i realized i did it all to myself so i must enjoy being alone. but still have the burn to not be alone. wish i could just have it cut from my brain.

>neurological issue

If you reach this age in this condition, you might as well drop it altogether. You sound like a tard that desperately tries to play an instrument even if he is terrible at it.
Stop torturing yourself over this and do something else with your life.
>B-but I need it
No you don't.
Even if you care about the perception of others, no man gives a fuck that you're some incel as long as you do something with your life. Women care but their opinions are irrelevant.

>tfw it checks out

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your genetics, upbringing and environment determine your entire life, free will is a myth

Hey faggot how about going out in public meeting woman instead of this zoomer app trash you pathetic red scarf

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>"I didn't know we were talking to ladies"

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>mfw not horny or lonely, just want to be happy with myself

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Thanks man, I needed an image to describe my life

have some OC, user
it still hurts

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>tfw horny, lonely and want to be happy with myself

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Am I gonna make it?

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>only moderate antisocial
Fucking Chad normalfag

BASED!

I work in an office full of people so I guess I cannot be too antisocial or I'd end up murdering them all.

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How is he not?
Pretty sure they were mocking him autist.

My friends and people in my town say I'm good looking but my autism is so bad that I will more than likely die alone. If there was a cure for autism I would be a Chad. Fuck my life.

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I still remember when the school nurse asked me if I was sexually active. I'm almost looking forward to the reaction if i were to be asked the same question today.

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL UP WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN MODS

I N T E R L I N K E D

>arrrrrgh
"me hearties" with a cheeky grin and a nod as if you're winking
how the fuck did you fail that?

OP here I’m as surprised as you are, it’ll probably hit bump limit before it gets taken down, also sneed

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Sneedthe

based

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These are the incels you are looking for

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i always had anxiety, all the poeple that i hang out with always points out how im so quiet

it's normal for strangers to shit on me but my bros always understand me even though they are outgoing

it takes time to get solid friends just hang on user

>girl who I have feelings for
>similar interests, likes vidya
>slowly become closer friends over past few months
>invites me to her 4th of July party
>no friend has invited me to anything in months
>go to party
>notice her holding hands with girl many times
>realize she’s lesbian
>respect her sexuality because she’s quite literally one of the only people I’m close with
I may have shit tier luck but at least least we’re good friends

Have sex

go for the 3some

Case and point
>tfw 6’5 and dark haired and not fat but will never have that good of a physique in a million years

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Based

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>girl who I have feelings for
What is it like to have feelings for another person?

I think a lot of guys are too insecure and self loathing to actually believe a girl legitimately likes and wants them. To them it may as well be an absurd one in billion thing.

>"I didn't know we were talking to ladies"

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Other user is such a Chad that he has telepathic powers and knows everything about you from a three lines post on a Dutch basket weaving board.

>weak ethnic affiliation

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If an ugly fuckhead like me can smash 7/10s and randomly get approached by 5/10s every now and then, you have no excuse, unless you're literally deformed or only want 10/10 roasties. Keep on coping, coper.

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unless you post a pic your post is fucking worthless

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY

Checked. Just picture one of those awkward anons you see In meetup photos. Preferably one of the dyels.
>tfw people unironically lift to attract women.

Based. Honesly I dont know how anyone with a social life has problems getting a gf. Basically all of my friends have managed to do so and that includes one guy who has significant trouble with maintaining eye contact.

>be in first year of 6th form (high school in bong land)
>was always hyper autist that just skirted the edges of groups of friends
>found it hard to engage with people properly without sperging in a way that would ruin things so just kept quiet
>did have a very close friend who was reasonably popular however and also kind of integrated into a group of girls I knew since I was 5
>puberty hits like a freight train over the previous two years
>was too much of a autist to think it made any difference
>had however grown to 6’4 and working with my dad gave me a better build
>girl group always said I started looking like gosling
>actually kind of agree except have dark black hair stronger eye brows and a bit rounder in the jaw
>noticed other girls who never met me before started staring but I just look away and swear
>girl group tells me if I sort out my personality people might start liking me more
>mfw even goose genes can’t save me
why are women so cruel bros

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Incel interlinked

>she giggles and says you gotta start slow, guys always to ram it in
>Im visibly sweating bullets

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