Why haven't we crossed over with Family Guy yet?
/got/
Brandon Sanchez
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Christopher Diaz
Sneed of thrones
Benjamin Garcia
dany
Austin Phillips
Formerly a good show
Parker Clark
A FUCKING ELECTIVE MONARCHY
Jaxson Wright
Rhaenys
Asher Edwards
>Jonerys!
Isaiah Evans
Reminder that Jon will never become king.
Pic related is /our/ endgame.
Nicholas Miller
Sansa
Levi Edwards
The one true queen will return and burn all the non-believers. It is known.
Caleb Kelly
Jesus christ what is that resolution OP
I hope someone posts a better, clearer version
Gabriel Jackson
No one likes Jon
Ethan Powell
>George trashes the ending of Lost, says it's like they shit on his doorstep
>everyone including the creator of Lost trashes the ending of Game of Thrones
>George whines about toxic fans
LMAO
Isaiah Flores
This image and topic are retarded and we deserve to get banned for this
Colton Gomez
Asher Howard
Cutest psycho!
Christian Hernandez
Jon is the best character, nigger
Dylan Adams
>blocks your happy ending
Wyatt Young
Cutest psycho
Mommyest psycho
Bentley Hill
nth for My Queen
Jason Moore
Nth for Cutest Fighter
Jordan Collins
>dany: j-jon, I had this dream that I lose rhaegal, and then I burnt down king's landing!
>jon: rubbish dany, I be high up in the air with you, no one can hits us that high.
>dany: I also dreamt that you... *begins sobbing*, ...y-you kissed me and then... *sobbing intensified* ...then you stabbed me!
>jon: now that's horseshit dany, why would I stab you instead of taking careof your mental state after such a tragic ordeal
>jon: you are muh queen, now and always - that means I'll always be on your side and always support you, my to you love is my duty
Carson Johnson
gokkun is the purest death
GIGGITY
Easton Nelson
Leo Moore
Why do Nik and Gwens Personalities mesh so well?
They're BFFs and you wouldnt think so
Juan Russell
For me? Well, glad you asked. for me it's Stephen.
Xavier Roberts
Josiah Thomas
nothing that happened in season 7 ended up mattering in season 8
Carson Campbell
kek, fuck this thread
David Smith
Based
James Diaz
Truth be told, I always disliked Martin, so I’m partly glad his series crashed and burned and that’s how he’ll be remembered. More of the blame will shift away from HBO and towards him as time passes. And that’s a good thing!
Mason Brown
what do we say to the god of death?
Ian Watson
Nothing that happened in season 8 happened, it didn't happen
David Richardson
Prequel with Goose as Jaehaerys I
Thoughts??
Wyatt Moore
>George: Feudalism and war are bad!
>Also George: Ends with Westeros moving directly toward decentralization and vassal empowerment with an elective monarchy, historically leading to an inability to modernize, further instability, civil war and death
OH NO NO NO
Cameron Allen
>giving a fuck about bloodmoon
Ahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahah
Nicholas Richardson
I wouldn't say that elective monarchy leads into inability to be modern, anarchy death and lack of army sure but not lack of modernity
Charles Taylor
formerly Chuck of thrones
Nathan Cooper
Game of Sneed
Brandon Mitchell
So why did Arya leave without telling anyone she was going to kill cersei again
Adrian Bailey
>that's deep user
Gavin Evans
>if only you knew how bad things really are...
Robert Wilson
Hail Bran the Broken!
Because of him we have Starbucks and blue jeans!
Levi Adams
Kevin Wright
Why do so many English celebrities still ride public transport? If I had the money to be able avoid the Tube I would
Lucas Williams
convenience
Adrian Foster
its fast and its fun
Angel Robinson
In real life elective monarchies all turned back into hereditary monarchies. The actual next step in "modernizing" Westeros is to go Absolute monarchy
Hunter Rivera
This
Tyler Baker
AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
Aiden Fisher
Stannis, if you get dubs, ill let you live out your days at the wall
Camden Turner
Go on do your duty
Aaron Green
Lord Chuck from the House Sneed
Joshua Campbell
You're a shit character, Brienne
Adrian Adams
You're a whole lot of woman
Oliver Fisher
Go on, check’em then.
Jack Stewart
If you can get word to the capital... tell... tell the Kingslayer I love his feet.
Connor Myers
For fucks sake, really this fucking comment?
Parker Ward
N
Asher Cox
Interviewer: "have either of you sat on the Iron Throne prop?"
Nik: "Oh I have"
Gwen: "i have too, I actually broke a bit off it once"
Nik: "what? How did you break it?"
Gwen: "well you see, im a whole lotta woman"
John Davis
I thought /got/ was banned bros?
Colton Rogers
E
Henry Miller
M
Brandon Torres
Sneedy Guy
Ian Cruz
AGGGGGGH
David Rogers
it's actually ending with a god king who will rule for over ten thousands years, yeah it's kind of foreshadowed book wise.
Oliver King
Remember to head over to tg. Their's is the last safe bastion of asoiaf. Also you can maybe join a ttrpg, so you can live out your fantasies of bending the knee to Stannis.
Xavier Hernandez
S
Lincoln Wilson
>George whines about toxic fans
I've been out of the loop, what happened?
Chase Collins
N
Aiden Rogers
Pretty much what it sounds like. He released a blog post or something calling the internet toxic
Brayden Brown
He had some interview after the finale where he said the internet was toxic. I assume he's just mad no one likes his ending
Camden Rivera
UNA SNEED
Jaxon Wood
BY GOD, STONE COLD JON SNOW IS SHAKING HANDS WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Zachary Smith
S
Michael Morris
P
Michael King
I wish they had more costumes like this in the show
Joshua Martin
JON SNOW YOU CAN GO TO HELL, STRAIGHT TO HELL
Jaxon Flores
Trash. Why is Rhaegal bigger than Drogon? Why is Sansa fully grown but Arya is still a little girl?
Matthew Carter
>Jon Snow: Killed his waifu even though he shouldn't have
>Jaime Lannister: Didn't kill his waifu even though he should have
deep
David Morgan
Same but at the same time that’s clearly like Tudor period stuff and all George’s clothes descriptions seem to be a little bit more of a mix of ancient Greek or something like that? With all the descriptions of silk clinging to bodies. He seems to like the idea of a sluttier medieval world because he he is a fat pervert.
Ryder Smith
Littlefinger has had more heel turns than the Big Show I swear.
Wyatt Reyes
Doesn't Dany have a dress that leaves one tit out the whole time? Seems like he writes her chapters with one hand
Blake Wilson
Yes, in Qarth.
Tyler Richardson
>>Jon Snow: Killed his waifu even though he shouldn't have
dumb danyposter
Jackson Martin
Brody Robinson
Ah, thanks.
John Campbell
He shouldn't, nigger
Jack Turner
Gabriel Thompson
Rat Jew bastards
Leo Diaz
Trips of truth
Christian Martinez
J-ump into bear pit to save her life
A-ttract Physically
I-nspire Hope
M-eet up in Winterfell
E-scape and go backk to cersei
Robert Carter
>Entire plotline in season 7 was Jon not bending the knee until after Dany saved his life and said she'd help
>First episode in season 8
>I bent the knee cause we needed alliances
>You gave up your crown to save your people
Elijah Sanders
b
a
s
e
d
Nicholas Bell
Littlefinger jobbed fucking hard to Sansa
Jacob Diaz
Jon killing Dany is the dumbest ending possible. She gave him everything.
Jon Keyes his own car.
Luke Fisher
D-ick down with Drogo
A-rson in Qarth
E-mancipate the slaves
N-euter Jorah
E-scape from Mereen
R-uin the Dothraki
Y-eet the Tarlys
S-tabbed by your boyfriend
Colton Price
They just needed to have sex or at least just talk a little and everything would be easily fixed.
Wyatt Scott
>Central conflict behind whole season could be fixed by 2 main characters who spend weeks together just having a conversation
Nolan Thomas
>mfw Jon goes to Dragonstone solely to kick Dany while she is down
Dylan Wright
>"Ms. Tyrell, why don't you take a seat over there"
>"Y-yes of course sir"
>"What are you doing here today?"
>"I just came here to speak with my husband, the King"
>"Just talk?"
>"Yes sir"
>"And how old is the King?"
>I...I believe he's 19 sir"
>"19?"
>"Yes sir, that's what my grandmother Olenna told me"
>"Let me give you a little hint: I have the ravens. How old is the King really?"
>"....9"
>"And you came here to have sexual relations with a 9 year old? Do you know that that violates the Seven Pointed Star?"
Nathaniel Reed
Wait, really? I thought Bran was only gonna live a normal lifespan, Bloodraven only lived so long cause he's glued to the tree
Benjamin Hill
I mean, he told Dany he loved her which was the right thing to say, then couldn’t follow up. He didn’t even console her at all, even though that seems to be the only reason he was there
Connor Miller
I can’t think of anything that foreshadows Bran being king, except for Night’s King being a Stark makes Bran
Thomas Long
>i thought you were King in the North not your boy george lookin ass sister
Luis Brown
>I had two bad relationships, so only my self-insert deserves a happy ending
James Thompson
Fucking hell how short is emilia?
Kit is already a manlet, and shes shorter than him!
Mason James
I need more sassy tsun Dany
Caleb Gutierrez
I feel like people forgot about how egregiously bad this shit was
Juan Collins
>Fucking hell how short is emilia?
real SMOL
5'2'' or 157cm if you will
Brayden Jenkins
Realistically, how much respect could a womanlet queen actually expect to garner?
Angel Barnes
sneed
Hunter Myers
Would the other two candidates for Jon Snow be better than Kit?
Jonathan Diaz
He could've just patted her head, hug or something. He'll you could've just sat there with her for awhile. But he really chose the dumbest option, just leave after saying basically nothing.
Samuel Ortiz
Dany was just too horny for nephew cock for that
Andrew Robinson
Is a literal 0.5/10 scoring an 11/10 chad more unrealistic than Dragons and White Walkers?
Jose Taylor
AAAAGGGGHHHH
Chase Allen
No, Jaime loves her for who she is. Show brienne is hot anyway though
Aiden Sanchez
>Galadriel and Gandalf, both ancient wise magical beings reject the ring because they know their intent to do good with it would corrupt them and lead to ruin
>lol let's give Bran/the Old Gods the throne because they're wise magical beings
What did George mean by this?
Jack Rivera
Unironically, a wealthy city with a good infrastructure isn’t one where everyone owns a car and the highways are 6 lanes wide but one where even the wealthy think it’s faster and easier to just take the train.
Gabriel James
He was killed by a teleporting goblin. He deserved better.
Ian Perez
UK don't really have any of those though
Gavin Phillips
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IS LIKE
TO BE THE BAD MAN
TO BE THE SAD MAN
BEHIND BLUE EYES
Brody Turner
Presumably it was just to fuck with Jorah
Carson Gutierrez
8 years of buildup, first scene in the whole show, all led to "that" moment
Hunter Martin
>Seems like he writes her chapters with one hand
He absolutely does. Her sex scenes are right out of fapfic
Jacob Flores
I can’t wait for his Jonerys smut
Ryder Wood
Jon and Dany won't meet in The Winds of Winter. A Dream of Spring will never come out. Stannis, Shireen, and Cersei are goners. Other than that, one can have whatever happy ending they want.
Leo Hughes
jons dead
Daniel Foster
How can there be jonerys smut if there are no further books? A riddle for the ages.
If there were, who've POV would we get it in? Both so we could see that Jon doesn't satisfy Dany even though he thinks he did well?
Cameron Johnson
It is absolutely intregal to my understanding of Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons that she let Daario take her ass
Alexander Barnes
>Necrophilia AND incest
Who knew Dany was so kinky
Kevin Rivera
Gavin White
I still remember when I was hype for cleganebowl. It all turned to ash in my mouth. Like tears in the rain.
Mason Smith
D&D ruined Cleganebowl somehow
Evan Williams
>Both so we could see that Jon doesn't satisfy Dany even though he thinks he did well?
He somehow managed to make Ygritte wet despite being a virgin and Ygtitte having multiple wildling boyfriends.
With Dany he has already got experience and he has got the incest powerboost that makes Targs even hornier.
Jose Anderson
nah it was fine
Jose Smith
Cleganebowl was never going to be good because Gregor got reduced to undead zombie.
It's a meme that got out of hand.
Ian Howard
Ygritte got fucked by savages probably on/off. Dany got fucked continuously by a chad warmonger for almost a year and a mercenary bad boy for an unknown number of months at her own pleasure who then dicknotized her.
And they won't even know about the incest. Jon will not be up to her standards, he better hope Daario didn't have tongue game
Nathaniel Kelly
THAT'S GOTTA BE CLEGANE! THATS GOTTA BE CLEGANE!
Lucas Morris
This art sucks so much it fucks.
Ian Cook
i find martin's writing on sex to be sort of surreal. honestly i wouldn't bother applying any logic to it. jon is probably gonna be some sex god when he meets her.
Charles Campbell
>And they won't even know about the incest
They'll still be bound to each other spiritually/sexually because of being Targs just like how wolves/dragons automatically latch on to Starks/Targs
William Garcia
They could've done something to make it thematically meaningful like the hound distracting him and Arya choosing to help sandor fight him instead of going after cersei
Angel Ramirez
It was shit
Austin Kelly
Haha remember how everyone was expecting all the people with Valyrian steel weapons to fight the WWs 1v1 and shit. I mean why else bother handing those things.
Austin Parker
It would've been great if Hound didn't fight out of revenge but to free his brother from his undead status. That he might've hated him, might've wanted to kill him himself for everything he ever did to him, their family and countless innocents, but Gregor deserved better than the monster they literally turned him into.
And willingly kills himself in fire to do so.
Mason Young
it would've only been good if he was fighting his brother to save someone, as it stands it made literally zero difference and the mountain was gonna die either way
Jackson Edwards
>but Gregor deserved better than the monster they literally turned him into.
Not even Ramsay is as much of a piece of shit than Gregor is.
Michael Powell
He raped her! He murdered her! He killed her children!
Ian Young
Yet even Ramsay would normally be given a clean execution, quick death on the battlefield or perhaps death on a pyre if Stannis gets him. Turning a man into a zombie servant who slowly rots is some wight type shit and is just too far. He already suffered badly from the poison anyway, the deed should be done.
Alexander Adams
For me, it's Aegon II
Juan Richardson
Imagine the kino of Arya dying in Winter in her quest for revenge and some part of her remaining only in Nymeria. Her real body being found with Needle but because she's wearing someone else's face they think whoever she appears to be stole it, found it or bought it off and the Starks never know what really happened to their sister. Her body is ultimately burned or dumped in a mass grave with any other
Samuel Robinson
Worst episode of television ever
Caleb Walker
Which one?
Robert Gonzalez
STARKS CAN DO NO WRONG
Parker Gutierrez
>Worst episode of television ever
55 days were spent on this garbage. The Long Night was absolutely terrible.
Logan Russell
Something wrong with your thread, boy?
Joseph Evans
So what were Sam's wife's son's brothers doing while Arya teleported behind their king?
Jeremiah Smith
Bump me!
Owen Clark
It's slow, you got to bump it
Nathan Thompson
>55 days
Fyre festival tier
David Harris
Why did Bran leave the Small Council meeting halfway through? Didn't they make a big deal out of Bobby not attending the meetings?
Jayden Turner
Making Bran King is just a baffling decision and I don't think GRRM can make it make sense.
Mason Russell
The last book will never come out, so we are all saved from George's shitty ending.
Dominic Williams
They said the only reason Jaime went to Cersei was because she was pregnant.
Jose Gray
I'm talking about the books with Euro's prophecy and the fact Bran was literally seeing the world through the bleeding star.
Yes, Bloodraven, but Euron's prophecy speak of a god reborn who will rule the world and all the stuff he thinks is for him is clearly for Bran. Another sign is how GRRM wondered why nobody asked the Wizards of LotR to be rulers because that didn't make sense to him when they had more power and wisdom than any fag they could shove into the throne. Keep in mind the Istari were demigods disguised as wizards.
Jonathan Martin
Galadriel was part of the kinslaying or got wrongly sentenced depending on what lore you use. She refused to apologize and she would only return to Valinor by rejecting the Ring. Also the noldor, her father's people, were prideful and upset the Valar because Valar were cucks who let Morgoth dupe them.
Gandalf was Olorin, a maia of Irmo, who has the dubious honor to have lose about most of his maiar followers to Melkor (Morgoth), Maior (Sauron) and the balrogs among them, so it's more like he has to prove his flame couldn't be corrupted like all his peers, Saruman failed meanwhile I forgot his real name.
Gabriel Ramirez
>Another sign is how GRRM wondered why nobody asked the Wizards of LotR to be rulers because that didn't make sense to him when they had more power and wisdom than any fag they could shove into the throne
Well Tolkien pretty much answers this when Gandalf refuses to take the ring. I guess GRRM really does just have a different philosophy and prefers the philosopher God King
Owen Richardson
GRRM was wondering why the PEOPLE didn't ask them to be kings or their rulers, rather why Gandalf didn't settle down I think. I mean it makes sense because living in such community and you have an immortal wise powerful man who can give you stability vs someone you barely know who claims to be a heir of the throne.
Anyway, the greenseers were leaders, and the bloodraven was hand of the king, so in his vision, they were always in position of power, so if Bran becomes a godlike greenseer, it's logical he too gets a high position. It seems like is aligned for his ascension eventually.
Brody Jackson
>George is a staunch atheist
>lol let's put angels and godlike people in charge
LMAO
Elijah Jones
>PEOPLE
Not him but because Gandalf is unknowable and answers to even more unknowable figures. He's nice and all, but big picture view andcryptic shit from an authority above him doesn't mean he'd be a good ruler. And greenseers led the equivalent of fucking hippies living in the woods or swamps communing with animals as part of religious shit, not real societies with trade and people with different beliefs and wants. is that what George wants for Westeros? A hippie theocracy?
Caleb Jenkins
Game of shotas
William Ramirez
>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he speak like a robot? Was he an eleven year old child? Did he tell Eowyn how beautiful she was when she was raped? Was he an omniscient demigod? Did he have the best story?
Evan Rodriguez
Westeros just needs some fucking stability. They would unironically be better off under Tommen and his Kevan/Mace rule than by bringing back more Targ invaders right after the realm finally stopped bleeding.
Like they said very early on, most people just want food and good weather, and don't give a shit about high borns fighting each other over a chair, it's stupid to argue about giving it the best possible ruler when Westeros was doing relatively ok until Jon Arryn allowed LF to bankrupt the realm with his jewish accounting and Jaime and Cersei decided to make incest bastard princes because they both have huge mental problems that no one bothered trying to fix.
Isaiah Price
bran is a believer in the "broken pussies" method economics.
rape will be the economic engine of Westeros.
rapes will be taxed.
rape counselling will be taxed
rapist rehab programs will be taxed.
vaginal rhinoplasty? oh you better believe that's gonna be taxed.
all of this revenue will be rolled into "no means yes" programs that the crown will require of all septs accepting crown funding, thus renewing the rape cycle.
the whole program was King Bran's idea, and he calls it "Westeros Beautiful"
Michael Lee
More than anything, Cersei and Jaime both want to fuck themselves right? That’s why their so into it?
Brandon Sanders
Why wasn't Cersei based off Olga?
>After King Igor’s death at the hands of the Drevlians, Queen Olga assumed the throne because her three-year-old son Svyatoslav was too young to rule. The Drevlians, emboldened by their success in ambushing and killing the king, sent a messenger to Olga proposing that she marry his murderer, Prince Mal.
>When the Drevlians returned the next day, they waited outside Olga’s court to receive the honor she had promised. The people brought them into the court where they were dropped into the trench Olga had ordered dug the day before and buried alive. It is written that Olga bent down to watch them as they were buried and “inquired whether they found the honor to their taste.”
>Olga then sent a message to the Drevlians that they should send “their distinguished men to her in Kiev, so that she might go to their Prince with due honor.” The Drevlians, unaware of the fate of the first diplomatic party, gathered another party of men to send “the best men who governed the land of Dereva.” When they arrived, Olga commanded her people to draw them a bath and invited the men to appear before her after they had bathed. When the Drevlians entered the bathhouse, Olga had it set on fire from the doors, so that all the Drevlians within burned to death.
>Olga sent another message to the Drevlians, this time ordering them to “prepare great quantities of mead in the city where you killed my husband, that I may weep over his grave and hold a funeral feast for him.” When Olga and a small group of attendants arrived at Igor’s tomb, she did indeed weep and hold a funeral feast. The Drevlians sat down to join them and began to drink heavily. When the Drevlians were drunk, she ordered her followers to kill them, “and went about herself egging on her retinue to the massacre of the Drevlians.” According to the Primary Chronicle, five thousand Drevlians were killed on this night, but Olga returned to Kiev to prepare an army to finish off the survivors.
Oliver White
He was so cute. They all were actually. British genetics.
Justin White
what a fucking cuck
Gavin Butler
sneed
Xavier Stewart
Kek
Benjamin Morgan
What is the ultimate message of Game of Thrones?
Austin Lopez
Janny...come to give me a 3 day ban for posting /ecg/? We had a good thing going here: we would come home from our jobs, log on to Yea Forums and post Emilia with out friends. You'll never have a job or friends. You'll always do it for free.
Ian White
Stark good
everyone else bad
Carson Nguyen
The scale on this is absurd: Hound is like three inches taller than Drogo and Hodor dwarfs both of them. Also Jaime isn't nearly that shirt.
Oliver Williams
Love bad
totalitarianism good
Thomas Thomas
dragons are kick ass also sex
Brandon Butler
the jannies were fookin legends after season 8.
zero silvers, and they'd kill any thread.
Adam Thomas
They retroactively ruined the entire show. There was no grand converging of plot points there was only plot threads getting cut one by one until there was nothing left and then the show fizzled out. How are you still talking about this shite? There's nothing worth discussing. It's dead. Bury it.
Ian Powell
"Themes are for 8th grade book reports." - Benioff
Christopher Ward
LOOK AT IT
Alexander Reyes
Reminder that Emilia walks with Christ
Aiden Rodriguez
neither mods nor jannies will compel me to stop posting in /got/
Sebastian Nelson
>was expecting edmure to show up with Jaime at winterfell to fight for the living
>Oh no I guess they kinda forgot about him
>They actually bring him back briefly in the finale just to shit on his character
Dominic Lewis
>tfw you realize this is all GRRM's fault, not because he hasn't finished the books, but rather because he forced D&D to follow his planned ending even though the personalities, motivations, and events in the show had diverted enough from the books that there's no logical way to reach his ending
Ryder Sullivan
El Sneedo
Brody Miller
>implying the ending could possibly make any sense in the books either
why do you think it's been 8 years since the last one
Oliver Nelson
Why would George force them to spoil his books, and why would the show deliberately do nothing to set up the ending?
Christian Price
This thread is so dead
Bentley Gray
revenge bad
unless stark do revenge
backstabbing bad
unless stark do backstabbing
feudalism bad
unless stark do feudalism
iron throne bad
unless stark do iron throne
balkanisation bad
unless stark do balkanisation
foreign ruler bad
unless stark do foreign ruler
Jacob Hughes
just an FYI, use this format instead:
`Previous thread: `
instead of three links which is used for linking to new threads.
Kayden Barnes
every normalfaggot loves jon
Oliver Cooper
>My Lord, the king has arrived at Winterfell!
>Quick, line up! And don't forget to put the giant retard front and centre!
Nicholas Flores
Was Jaime the Little Spoon?
Connor Brooks
Mmm, season 8 was more realistic in this regard. Medieval vassals would usually just smugly quip at monarchs when they arrived at their castles.
Joshua Miller
Mmm, yes, quite, not to mention the dragons and giants of medieval times, you absolute mong
fantasy =/= medieval
Dominic Barnes
He's got no timeskip, so Dany is supposed to burn down King's Landing with a horse-sized dragon a preteen tree wizard is supposed to be King.
Kevin Long
No part of Westeros lore except dragons and the white walkers actually would affect feudalism KIDDO
Connor Adams
>most people just want food and good weather, and don't give a shit about high borns fighting each other over a chair
Except the highborns themselves
> best possible ruler
Based on what? How does anyone know and assume Bran is wise and would make the best king? Greenseers rule hippie theocracies, Bloodraven has no honor and spies on everyone so no one liked him. No one likes wargs. And how is this suppose to be realistic or evoke medieval history by making everyone unanimously choose a 10 year old as king? Small Council also still exists, with corruptable incompetent oathbreakers and kinslayers on it
Christopher Foster
Yeah I'd agree with that. To get a little off topic the common people have never had much influence over politics - most people were basically okay with the Romanovs, the Bourbons, and having the 13 colonies be under British rule. So like the other user said, it's true that only the Westerosi nobility give a hoot about rightful claims to the iron throne, but these elites are the ones who decide things.
Owen Martinez
>looks at watch
>Theon, you are a good man. Please die fighting for me.
>*When's Arya going to get here?*
Luke Nguyen
And reminder that when greenseers ruled the fucking forests with the Children and animals, what technological progress did they ever make? What was their tax policy? How do we know they ruled well and wisely? What evidence that they cared for the smallfolk and brought stability? What did they do in times of war, famine or plague? Or to the children of their enemies?
Westeros had been doing the same old shit the same old way til Targaryens got there and were living like savages when the First Men got there. This is backwards
Josiah Miller
>And reminder that when greenseers ruled the fucking forests with the Children and animals, what technological progress did they ever make?
They made a great means of population control, at least. It kinda got out of hand, though.
Brody Brooks
Wtf bros I'm a Valyrian supremacist now
Aiden Cox
>10 years old
Bran will end the story as an adult (17 years old, 16 is the age of adulthood in Westeros) according to GRRM. There will be a timeskip I reckon. Probably between the books.
Samuel Fisher
Bloodraven, who was hand of the king, was the last greenseer before Bran and he did a great job. If the last one is hand, the next one will be up the ladder.
Samuel Adams
They USED to do that before civlization.
awoiaf.westeros.org
Remember the guy who mentors Bran? He has more experience about the realm and ruling than anything Dany or Jon would get.
Anthony Cooper
Left guy fits book Jon face
Alexander Brooks
There will be no timeskip, look it up. If a twelve-year-old has to conquer the world, so be it
Bloodraven had no honor and changed nothing to help rich or poor unless you count killing Blackfyre fucking shits
Why didn't the greenseers have civilization? And how does ruling a place with no civilization qualify you to rule civilization?
What was Bloodraven's tax policy? And if all of Bran's qualifications and know-how to rule and how to rule cone from one guy who ruled as Hand almost 70 or so years ago, then that's shit for qualifications
Eli Rogers
George isn't gonna finish the books, if you're lucky winds of winter will come out but he's been lying about that for years and he's old busy with a bunch of other things and he's gonna croak first
Brody Diaz
Bloodraven dealt with three generations of the worst rebellions a Targ dynasty could face, a drought, a sickness, and a lot of shit from all sides and still delievered Aegon a peaceful kingdom. His actions weren't flawless, but any other man in charge would have failed. Look how every Hand fucks up with less.
Ryan Johnson
The Winds of Winter will come out. Stannis, Shireen, Cersei and (maybe) Jaime will die. We can make our own happy endings from there (pic related).
Aaron Parker
Barth was better . And George can say Bloodraven ruled well and wisely through plague and wars as HAND, not king, but what did he actually DO? What was his policy to deal with the things? Burning bodies during plague? Everyone does that. Killing and waging war on would be usurpers? Everyone would do that. And what about the day to day ruling?
Adrian Jones
Why do people think that an omniscient tree wizard would make a good king? That's creepy as fuck.
Nicholas Clark
So why did Robb need permission from Walder Frey to cross the twins when his uncle was acting lord of the Riverlands?
Nathaniel Mitchell
Because Walder Frey is opportunistic. And in terms of vows he can (and did) just bullshit it by saying "well I swore a vow to the King too" because it's not like it's ever made concrete in their feudal law which oath comes first since obviously the Lords Paramount and reigning monarch all want the primary loyalty of every house, vassal or not.
Brayden Sullivan
Because Walder is a huge asshole that should have been hanged for being an oathbreaker after the Bobellion
Cameron Garcia
Plot convenience.
The Twins are the most mongoloid shit ever written.
Look at the map, the Kingsroad goes along the Green Fork river on it's northern side all the way to Kings Landing.
There is zero reason to cross the river, the whole point of The Twins, when he was coming from the northern side of westeros.
Caleb Jenkins
>it's not like it's ever made concrete in their feudal law which oath comes first
Both Robert's Rebellion and the War of Five Kings show that like 95% of the houses choose their liege lord over the crown. The only exceptions were a few Vale and Stormland houses plus the Darrys who chose the crown, and there's also the Boltons and Freys (which are rooled by cartoonishly evil men) who are only loyal to themselves.
Though it's completely ridiculous that Robert had to deal with a few rebels who chose the crown over him despite Aerys wanting his head for no reason; same with Jon Arryn despite being a beloved liege lord but fucking Renly and Mace get the entire Stormlands and Reach to completely shit all over the line of succession with no opposition.
Jace Johnson
The Twins only need to be crossed when going from the North to Riverrun or the other way around.
It just happened that Robb needed to take that exact route twice otherwise his campaign was doomed, first he needed to get there to save his uncle because his mom decided to start a war over LF's bullshit lies while no one was prepared and later there were too many rains fucking all the roads to take any other route North.
Jeremiah Clark
Plot convenience.
Gods I hate Kat.
Nolan Butler
>but fucking Renly and Mace get the entire Stormlands and Reach to completely shit all over the line of succession with no opposition
Well Rhaegar was extremely popular and despite the mad king I think a lot of the houses were holding on.
Compare that to Joffrey who was obviously a completely unstable Lannister puppet with zero backing from anyone but the Lannisters (he'd already pissed off half the continent) I think it's pretty reasonable that nobody wants to side with what appears to be an equally unpopular and losing cause. Especially seeing how popular Renly was.
Also note that the Tyrells hold on the Reach isn't that strong and there is definitely conflict brewing under them, which didn't show initially since obviously the unhappy houses can't just straight up betray with no viable external power to side with, bar a massive conspiracy among them.
Parker Cruz
*were holding on for him to eventually replace (perhaps even depose) his father
Jace Martin
To be fair it was perfectly justified seizing Tyrion whether LF was bullshitting or not seeing as the Lannisters had already committed an act of war against the Starks.
Smart, probably not, but definitely justified.
Jaxon Brooks
Joffrey was still regarded to be Robert's true heir when Renly crowned himself. All those lords pissed on the grave of the king that they followed into war to overthrow a 300 year old dynasty just to back a 21 year old faggot with no talents other than dressing nicely and being good looking.
And of course there's the plot convenience again that all of King's Landing was completely filled with people blindly loyal to the Lannisters and zero Stormlanders loyal to actual king.
Carter Morgan
>the plot convenience again that all of King's Landing was completely filled with people blindly loyal to the Lannisters and zero Stormlanders loyal to actual king
If you're talking about nobility, the loyalists got the fuck out of there as soon as Robert died. The Lannisters (also LF/Varys) had been slowly stacking the court in their favour over the years.
If you're talking about peasants, well, the point is made that none of them really give a shit who's ruling as long as it doesn't change anything drastic for their lives.
Also there was that stag men conspiracy among all those merchants in ACoK I think you're forgetting.
Nolan Hill
It was dumb to kidnap Tyrion with no evidence whatsoever other than LF's word but Cat was counting on the backing of the North, the Riverlands, the king who is the biggest Starkfag of them all and the Vale because her sister had already warned her about the Lannisters and was convinced that they were behind Jon Arryn's death.
But it all turned out that her sister was a psycho completely willing to lie to her family and let them all die just because she wanted LF's dick badly.
Carson Nguyen
Crow’s Eye, you call me. Well, who has a keener eye than the crow? After every battle the crows come in their hundreds and their thousands to feast upon the fallen. A crow can espy death from afar. And I say that all of Westeros is dying. Those who follow me will feast until the end of their days.
Carter Rivera
The those feet lookin grim
Brody Flores
Why didnt Robb just take the kingsroad?
Angel Clark
He needed to get to Riverrun fast to save the castle
Christopher Ross
But wouldnt it be quicker to take the main road, rather than backroads and having to wait for a CHANCE to cross the trident?
Logan Wilson
Bros...I miss him
Caleb Ortiz
Tywin's main army was blocking the Kingsroad which is where Robb send the foot segment of his army as a distraction you filthy fucking showfags.
Blake Gomez
Why didnt Robb just ask the eagles to fly them to Kings Landing?
Sebastian Powell
the eagles were paid off by littlefinger to stay out of the conflict, pay more attention next time fag
Carson Perry
Imagine if he lived to season 8, and he and Varys were on the same side again while secretly plotting to turn Jon and Dany against each other
Easton Bell
Never forget that this guy was a better schemer than Littlefinger, Varys, and Tyrion combined
Mason Butler
is that fag from iCarly?
Carson Anderson
>tell Jon about the vale being on her side
>Jon rallies more northern houses because of this
>seige winterfell with the vale
>wun wun smashes the gate
Easy
Xavier Morris
reminder that battle of the bastars will never be in the books because
1. books will never be finished
2. after jon dies his soul vargs into ghost and he will live as a doggo the rest of his life
Hunter Price
>Dany will fuck Jon warged into Ghost
Christian Anderson
>doggo sex
this reminds me that in the book ramsay forced jayne to have sex with dogs.
Dominic Morris
Literally all they had to do to justify Sansa's mistrust of Dany was have her say "Last time one of my brothers took a Queen from Essos he was killed by his own bannermen" but they were too fucking lazy to even do that.
Eli Baker
Rob didn't took a queen from Essos
Brody King
that brown ass was very much from essos, volantis to be exact
Hudson Russell
She wasn't a queen, she was a pleb
Samuel Brown
Daenerys had two fucking dragons and a gigantic army. Talisa had nothing. Jon marrying Dany would harm nobody and break no marriage contract.
Camden Gutierrez
I think the user meant his queen was from essos. once she married robb she became queen
it was a retarded change from the books anyways since there are no fucking female army nurses in the world of ice and fire
Kayden Allen
It's not about the resources, its about how the Northerners didn't trust Dany and Sansa would be paranoid of history repeating itself. It'd be believable if the person who got taught to trust no one by LF and Cersei and was mindfucked by Ramsay was distrustful of a barbarian queen, as long as they tried to justify it.
Connor Adams
>it was a retarded change from the books
And they could justify that retarded change doing the user's line
Dylan Martinez
literally all they had to do was go on a long hiatus until the obese man finishes his books and then continue making the show. maise williams had already aged into a disgusting goblina, there would be no fear that child actors would grow too old or some shit
Cooper Gonzalez
I need art of prime, battle of the trident Bobby B
Hudson Harris
>It's not about the resources, its about how the Northerners didn't trust Dany and Sansa would be paranoid of history repeating itself.
It doesn't make sense that Sansa doesn't trust Dany, because Dany was there fighting for Sansa's life while Sansa cowered in the crypts.
All Sansa had to do in season 8 was nothing. Shut your fucking mouth, become Warden of the North, and enjoy the benefits of having "brother" as consort to the Queen. But Sansa is "smart," so she had to something, even if it didn't make sense.
Nolan Perry
The kingsroad was only closed below Harrenhal. He still needed to choose between facing Tywin's larger force on open field or saving Riverrun from Jaime at Riverrun. He did the latter while pretending to do the former and for that he needed to cross the Twins.
Lincoln King
here you go bro, right there in the middle :)
Ryan Rodriguez
>go on a long hiatus
This isn't one of your animus, m8. You can't just ask every single cast and crew member to take undefined breaks while also looking for warehouses to store the huge sets and all the props and that everyone has to be available for whenever a single fat fuck decides to stop being lazy
What needed to happen is that Gurm should have written something in the four years between ADWD and S4 instead of doing literary nothing other than drink, eat and fuck himself to an early grave
Brody Stewart
>literary nothing
heh
Luis Anderson
>obese man finishes his books
Eli Ross
>no time jump
>Stannis somehow burns Shireen
>Dany burns down King's Landing with a horse-sized dragon
>R+L=J doesn't matter
>Jon meets, falls in love with, and then kills his aunt because GRRM had a couple of bad relationships
>preteen tree wizard is elected King, despite having no claim to the throne
George wrote himself in a corner, and 3000 pages won't help him escape.
Alexander Butler
Theres definitely gotta be a stipulation in contracts that they can’t keep actors on call for like 6 years to interrupt their careers whenever they feel like doing a season.
Aiden Ward
>Also George
George didn't write the ending.
Matthew Young
WE WANT STANNIS *clap clap clap*
WE WANT STANNIS *clap clap clap*
WE WANT STANNIS *clap clap clap*
Hunter Morris
fat man said that ADOS doesn't even exist yet, so even if he writes it he will be writing under the impression of how people reacted to GoT ending. think about how much it could change. he probably saw the reaction and read a lot of shit on the internet. even if he doesn't change the actual plot points he could still change a lot of characterizations, motivations etc etc he could choose different words to describe stuff and different reasons for people to do stuff and hate/love each other, to make the ending a little bit "softer" so people wouldn't be so mad. tl;dr we will never know how the books would have ended if he had finished them before GoT ended and saw the reactions
Jaxson Robinson
it doesn't even matter if the ending is the same. the journey there will be different since 95% of what is at the end of ADWD never even made it to the show.
why are fags so inclined with the ending? if that is all that matters to you don't read the books or watch the show just google how did it end ffs, it's not about the ending, nothing ever is
John Sanchez
>why are fags so inclined with the ending? if that is all that matters to you don't read the books or watch the show just google how did it end ffs, it's not about the ending, nothing ever is
Tell that to George and hisreaction to the ending of Lost and Battlestar Galactica. If you set up questions and mysteries but fail to answer in a satisfying way, you've fucked up
Nathan Diaz
Sansa can’t be trusted cause she’s a Lannister.
Aaron James
The ending sucks, which makes the journey suck, too. I wouldn't want to travel 5 hours to visit a famous burger joint, then buy a burger that tastes like shit. That's not a satisfying conclusion. George is a hack who is obsessed with dismantling Lord of The Rings, but the ending to his story is nowhere near as good.
Connor Perez
Only endings that would make sense in the context of how bad the show got is:
1) JonXDany marry
2) Jon reluctantly becomes king
3) Night King kills everyone
4) Dany becomes DragonHitler
Everything else is a retarded asspull.
Leo Sanders
I BEND THE KNEE
CROW'S EYE!
EURON KING!
EURON EURON EURON
Andrew Martin
Imagine denying this because of muh incest that wasn't even really incest by Westeros laws
Benjamin Russell
They way they portray it in the show makes it seem like Sansa is jealous of Dany because of Jon, with her bitter “did you bend the knee because you love her” and the “why her” when she talks to Tyrion. But and incest love triangle doesn’t seem to be the intention so I don’t know why Sansa doesn’t like Dany
Brayden Sullivan
>goes to Dragonstone offering nothing
>gets dragonglass
>gets Unsullied
>gets Dothraki
>gets 2 dragons
>gets cute aunt girlfriend
>gets to ride a dragon
>throws it all away
Jon wasn't in season 8. I refuse to believe it.
William Flores
Those hips were MADE for birthing Jon’s children
David Garcia
Half-Aunts are fair game by most medieval consanguinity laws and fucking vanilla compared to Targ standards.
Jayden Martin
Imagine
Cooper Collins
>Half-Aunts
She is not his "half-aunt." I don't even disagree with you about the incest, but she is the sister of his father.
Dylan Wilson
Yeah, but they didn't knew eachother and didn't even knew they were related, and are the same age. I wouldn't consider her my aunt
Ian Green
Anyone got psycho euron wojak?
Joseph Anderson
She is also the cousin of her father
Christopher Robinson
*his father
Christian Edwards
Somebody did the incest math, and Jon and Dany are at least 44% related by blood. They are borderline siblings.
Jace Myers
Aren't siblings 100% since they share all the same relatives?
Christian Hughes
It doesn't work like that. I don't even think twins are 100%.
Cameron Walker
>don't look alike
>didn't knew eachother
>didn't got raised together
>same age
>not considered incest
I don't see any problem in their relationship, it was a forced conflict made by the writers
Angel Wright
I agree with you completely. I am not condemning the relationship because of incest. Jon himself has weird sexual thoughts about Arya in the books.
Jon and Dany don't rule because that is what George wants. D&D merely took the lowest hanging fruit and claimed that Jon wouldn't marry Dany because MUH HONOR.
Dylan Peterson
Anyone else think that Cersei would have started a rumor that the Queen of the Dothraki horde would have fucked horses?
Eli Hernandez
Based Catherine
Evan Barnes
The Yunkaii already did that
>The more Quentyn heard of Daenerys Targaryen, the more he feared that meeting. The Yunkai’i claimed that she fed her dragons on human flesh and bathed in the blood of virgins to keep her skin smooth and supple. Beans laughed at that but relished the tales of the silver queen’s promiscuity. “One of her captains comes of a line where the men have foot-long members,” he told them, “but even he’s not big enough for her. She rode with the Dothraki and grew accustomed to being fucked by stallions, so now no man can fill her.”
Daniel Cooper
>She's too strong for him
>He's strong enough to be king though
Zachary Nguyen
Something wrong with your thread boy?
Daniel Rogers
aint even related in the books, go for it jon
Bentley Morales
>aint even related in the books
Are you delusional?
Mason Hughes
r+l=j is not, never was, and never will be bookcanon
Kevin Walker
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IS LIKE
TO BE THE BAD MAN
TO BE THE SAD MAN
BEHIND BLUE EYES...
Kevin Young
So the directors, writers, and actors of the show are engaged in a conspiracy to lie about who Jon's parents are.
Jack Jenkins
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
Angel Thomas
no they just put a noncanon fan theory in the show when cybernetic fatass finishes the next book in 2045 you'll see how off it was
Evan Torres
So, again, the show creators are all engaged in a conspiracy to lie about Jon's parentage. You think that that is the most logical conclusion.
Ryder James
Straight-shota is truly patrician
Nolan Martinez
>So, again, the show creators are all engaged in a conspiracy to lie about Jon's parentage.
no retard its a fan theory. do you think everything you saw in the show is going to happen?
Zachary Hall
I appreciate this post
Liam Nelson
>no retard its a fan theory. do you think everything you saw in the show is going to happen?
No, I do not. But D&D said they got the show because they correctly guessed who Jon's parents are.
ARE. THEY. LYING?
Joseph Hernandez
...
Matthew King
How are we supposed to believe that Jon's tiny dick can satisfy someone that regularly fucks horses?
Ryder Powell
I think he’s saying that fat fuck isn’t going to let a PR line from a TV show constrain his writing, years after the show is off the air.
Nobody is gonna care HBO lied to them about the show having the “real ending” when he changes all kinds of shit in the final books.
He’s saying Martin is gonna just ditch whatever outline he gave D&D since it clearly failed.
Dylan Sullivan
youre a retarded nigger, the introduction of young griff confirms it, fucking contrarian faggot