*fragile looking girl starts kicking ass*

*fragile looking girl starts kicking ass*
>yes, I had an older brothers

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Why do whites make this face?

Is that supposed to imply the older brother tried to rape her?

>pee in own face while laying in the bathtub
>I was an only child

to show you we don't care for your skin tone

"Aww aren't you a cute little thing"
*begins to twirl his 6'5 size with ease*
*puts him in an arm bar*
>Yeah, I grew up with 5 brothers

>*fragile looking girl starts kicking ass*
I read that as "eating ass" like 3 times

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this

My first kiss was kissing a girl that was hafl a feet taller than me. I kissed her behind the retirement home. We met there three times before I gathered the guts to kiss her. I remember her hair, her clothes, her smell and a thread of drewl hanging between us after the first kiss. So much fear involved when you get your first kiss. I'd rate it above a first fucking.

It's actually a well-known truism among operators than women make far better hand to hand combatants than men. Longer reach, lower center of gravity, stronger legs, etc. There's a reason they have separate divisions in MMA.

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Was she a Sarah plain and tall or were you just small?

>Huge dude walks in to frame
>"Time to end you"
>
>"Not on my watch!"
>It's grandma
>Hits him right in the goolies with her cane.
>"that's gotta hurt"
>Other minions run away

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hahaha he got a boner like wtf hes gay now??

>walks away the the alley gangrape without a limp
>"I grew up with 4 brothers."

>There's a reason they have separate divisions in MMA.
Imagine men beating living shit out of women in MMA.

Not likely

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Isn't it already happening with transgender fighters?

haha, thats hilarious

>decapitates main thug using her bare hands and
>"Yeah I grew up with 15 brothers and a bulldog"

I was small. But it added an extra dimension. She liked me because of me and because I was an alpha chad at the time.Got into a fight with my then best friend. He was my neighbour and a tall chad. He tried to fuck me and we had some serious discussions about loyalty. The result was I trusted neither the girl nor my friend.

I hope I'll have my first kiss soon. I don't mind having to pay someone when I'll have sex for the first time but I would prefer to have my first kiss with someone who actually wants to.

God i wish that were me

*main character is a nigger now*
>yes, i had no father

GIWTWM

Its actually because your awkward and scared to speak up which is why whites are getting bread out

Look at nigfag laughing in the background

>dude can't even fight back while a gorilla with a vagina fights you
thanks liberals

Ain't nothing wrong with going to prostitutes. My first time, I drank so much I couldn't get my dick up when it was time to perform. 300 dollars into the bin. That was my eighteenth birthday.

Next time around, I took some floozy with me who'd been hanging around my chad friend all night long. My friend would have none of it and he shoved her into my direction.

I lost my virginity to her and we fucked all night long. She looked like a troglodyte, but by the end of the night it didn't even matter. We had great sex and I learned something about women.

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