/lig/ Love Island General

I declare this to be the thread

Tenth for Hayley a cute

CUTE

this thread

>you're childish

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link stream lads

Reminder:

Do not post in a thread without a stream link UNLESS it’s made by the nonce, then feel free to make a new one.

>caught the attention of Sherif, Anton, Jordan, Marvin, George, AND Ovie
How does she do it?

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Just turn on the TV, nonce

>AHEM

FUCK ANNA
U
C
K

A
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N
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Maybe it's her massive fat arse

Amy gonna go mental

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>Sexy Irish bird
>Clapped Essex bird who's a nut job

Real hard choice there Curtis

>you're a jiggly girl

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>oh my god babe is she actually for real babe like I loved him and now he's dancing what a prick babe

Based Maura

>Amy being this salty
What does she expect Curtis to do lmao

/ourlad/

>You don't look like a mug at all
HAHAHAH

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Cum for me Ian

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>the one riddled with tattoos is not the one clapped

hmm u on a wrong ting der blud

Maura is a grandmother

Who wants to dance with Amy any way

Being 90% tesco bags probs mate

Lucie’s Being a bit snakey, whatever happened to girl code

Tea audit lads

Post em

lmao

Dead ting

She's got terrible posture, definetly couldn't pull of the cha cha cha

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Is Jordan the dark Chad?

>Anna
Honestly was there ever a bigger fucking slag cunt

Would it matter at all to the girls if they knew that Maura told him to teach her how to dance? Or would they just keep calling him a prick

Ambers Arse lads

Tea audit lads

TOOK HER FOR A DRINK ON TUESDAY

Fuck the new lad's craig david

Massive fan of Craig David tbf, seven days is a tune

No doubt Maura would be ostracised

>British Gassed

REEE-EEE-WINE...

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ACTUAL TEA AUDIT BOYS

POST YA TEAS

Cringe David

TUNNOCKS TEACAKES

DESU

/ourguy/

Literally who?

BO

what a shit song desu

>being this petty

Painfully obvious Craig David is lip syncing, so cringe

Aldi pizza , can't go wrong

the sketch that ended Craig David's career

Typical slag who bare backs loads of Ghanaian lads and ends up with three kids

more like girl cope, men want a good girl, bit they need the bad pussy

sunday roast of course

the 65p meat feasts manage to hit the spot to a tee coming back from a night out at 4am

Had two pizzas and loads of milk

Nobody is gonna touch Amy.

Why are Curtis and Amy with each other during Craig David? He held her hand down the stairs?

Cod fishcakes and salad

Chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna and prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and 9 poppadoms

Disgusting lad. Their so synthetic and liquid. Go get some m&s ones. Thy're cheap. It's night and day.

state of your skin la

how young are you?

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...

Fully agreed mate great shout that

Boiled potatoes and grilled salmon .... colonoscopy Tuesday

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Someone order a chinese!?

depressed af

Buttered chicken, keema naan, special rice and chips.

kek

NIGGERS OUT

Nah I use liz earle bro my skin is on fleek

Tragic
Can we get an F in the thread for this lad

BIG BOY OVIE

Can't wait for Anna to have surgery that goes massively wrong

What’s the problem fella?

>Anna calling literally ANYONE else a child
not a chance

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ovies defo too based for clapped anna

Best of luck buddy

Lost all my love island reaction pics
Help me out lads

I want Anna to suffocate my 4 incher with all her wobblys. Yall niggas are gay.

Anna calling someone else a child, irony

...

hahah my man

>you can have her bro
Jordan vs Ovie in a fight, who wins lads?

Good luck senpai

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does she forget when jordan called her childish

thx lads ... pancreatitis led to bowel issues. havent been right since. it's prob IBS (i hope) but they need to rule out the nasty stuff .... my arse is gonna get JUSTED

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stop shitposting

lols my pun

Society

cheers /lig/ .... you lads are alright

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anyone got the bruh lucie one

@me if you have had sex in the past week

(You) me if you've had sex in 2019

Ovie looks like a roadman, he definitely rolls on ends strapped

/lig/

post the stream

fucked it

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boring series

Business idea: Incest Island

RATE THIS

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top lad

>he didn't watch Unseen Bits

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@117712099
I
HAD
SEX

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Maura’s lad looks like a villa version of Neil from The Inbetweeners

Based optimistic 190

kek

Marvin looks quarter downs

MARVIN!!! .... MARVIN!!!!!!!!

MAURAS CHEBLETTES LAD

JUSTVIN

yeah blud

I get mad roadman vibe ting from Ovie

I can creed with ma g

Haha what a spazz

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jeez bitches be harsh

Maura and Lucie killing these mongs

LMAO FUCKING BUMS

Who /bonita/?

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ITS YOUR COUSIN CHUCK!

GOAT ep

is Stevie back in?!

Good for Marvin for standing his ground

this marvin bloke is a total virgin

MARVIN GETTING BTFO
Blonde lad still not said a word hahahahaha

>George cracking up

MARVIN BETA RAGE

He was kicked out. Did you not realise that all the singles from casa amor are not in the villa?

I like Marvin

Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Craig David's career got mogged by Bo Selecta

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Marvin sweaty... sit down, be humble

DON'T BE PUTTIN NO WORDS IN ME MOUT YE DICK LICKER

yes me haha

>George
howling

DROPPED
>DROPPED
DROPPED
>DROPPED
DROPPED
>DROPPED
DROPPED
>DROPPED
DROPPED
>DROPPED

AMYS CHEBS

Marvin's a fucking tard

>I nearly said we're not an Amy and Curtis
Well, thank god you didn't, eh?

user MARVIN ALWAYS FUCKS IT WHEN YOURE NOT IN THE ROOM

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>that's probably the funniest thing you've ever done
Aww well done George cracking a little joke and getting a laugh. Good for him.

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Lol Marvin is spaz, beta uprising is imminent with this melt

Thots fighting back reeeeeeeee

How did they miss this incel in the screening? Somebody might have died

>Marvin's learned that women can be cold, callous and ruthless

Holy shit LI is just the most redpilled show on television

What did george do that was so funny??

i missed it

That was bitchy comment from Maura - way to put the lad down with your clapped nose job stupid irish cunt

Man these Android's with daylight charging are getting so realistic. They're starting to crack jokes now.

grim

ANNA GETTING BTFO

FUCKING ROASTIE CUNT

/cric/ ?

this is music to Jordans ears

ANNA IS A FUCKING CUNT

Anna's and Ovie's combined IQ is 73

Anna is retarded

>"I'm not a yute"
Based roadman Ovie gonna splash his opps ya kno

Top play by anna

Fuck Anna tb h f am

ANNA - INCAPABLE OF HOLDING A CONVERSATION

“I ain’t a yoot” is a great oxymoron

That fucking Ovi impression kek

Operation Ovie x Amber is a go

this, at what point does she realise SHE'S the problem. Ovie played this slag

Suddenly I like Ovie, doesn't take no shit

Unironically my g

respect to ovie

‘she was mine anyways’

Ohhhhhh what a line

>Normal conversation
This is actually her mentality wtf

BASED OVIE

I would bat Iain Stirling lads, honestly I would give the cunt lasting brain damage

>having a normal conversation

ovie is actually my guy now fuck anna

Haha yeah I'm sure she'll take responsibility for her own actions any minute now

>a normal conversation is anna repeating herself talking over him

"she was mine anyway"
How can one lad be so fucking based.

I think Ovie and Lucy would make a good couple

Ovie redeemed himself. Amber is already firing into him.

AAAAAAMBEEEEEEERSSSSS CHEEEEEEEEBSSSSSSSSSS

>she was mine away
Jordan is a fucking CHAD and also based

Ovie is based.

Can amber please fuck off acting like the teacher and giving shit advice

Who the fuck is amber to give this advice

OVIE ACTING LIKE A BITCH

I hope Jordan pies Anna here. Would be epic.

>I know what I want now
>now this other guy has blown me the fuck out
Honestly this cunt

yes lord satan

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>dunno why i lowered myself to her level hhahahahhahahahahaha

He deserves better than this fat Iranian bimbo

Jordan is based which is why he deserves better than Anna, who is a dog.

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Ovie gonna smash Ambers massive arss I think lads.

Jordan literally said the same thing as Ovie to Anna

about her knowing what she wants and not juggling but she's a retard who doesn't realise she's mugging off Ovie

Nice to see Jordan winning

Lads

Never take a backseat with womyn

Never be that guy who tries to play off the other guy

Be the guy to take the front seat never mind your ego bc you’re a shagger

Why does Jordan want her back?

So who was in the right? Ovie or Anna?

For me, I think Ovie was right. she couldn't make her mind up and she can't have a discussion without talking over people

lucky fucker

Ovie vs Jordan

OVIE WINS - his prize is not having to deal with that prime cunt Anna anymore.

Congrats to Jordan whos "won" the pleasure of being with that fat lardarse with an awful personality

Bet Anna makes pornstar noises and can DT.

To prove that the little guy can win

Ovie. Cunt wanted to have her cake and eat it and the based giant nig was having none of it.

Ovie was losing to Jordan, he was right in giving up on her but he was wrong in the undignified way he's went about it

WLTF Amanda Holden desu lads ...partial to a milf. how about you?

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Can’t stand her. Same with most of the reality tv cunts.

Remember that porno that went around back in School and everyone thought it was a young amanda holden. Busted about 40 nuts to that. Class mun

nah she’s a cunt

MEMBER WHEN ANNA SAID JORDAN WHO?

I really want to cuddle[spoiler/] that sea

If ovie acted like jordan did when anna came back maybe he would have got her back

Ovie was absolutely in the right you shouldn't even have to ask that. Jordan just looks like a cuck now.

Rancid woman

have ANY of the casa amor lot ever stayed on for most of the show except kass or w/e her name last year

Remember when Jordan was like cracking on with Jourdan and then after casa amor Jordan was like Anna I stayed faithful to you

cringe
based

Dolph doesn't care.
He doesn't fancy Lucie; he was using her.
Humbling experience for Luc... & she now realises it.

used to hate her on bgt but hearing her voice not being a plastic bitch every morning at work has made me love her now

don't women realise that being insecure is a massive turn off, fuck sake Joanna

This show is shit and you're shit for liking it.

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>all the women going nuclear on the same night
Have their cycles aligned?

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Lucie is very very pretty

For both George and Tommy to pie her off, she must have an awful personality

Jordan must be packing serious BBC heat if a size queen like Anna is dumping a 6ft 7 bvll for him

>well don't

they're really shilling the new ministry of sound album, who the fuck buys that?

This is a comfy thread, please leave.

Must have been a full moon

Does Michael still want to smash Amber what do you think? Why is he lying to himself?

that fact she used to fuck les dennis should be offputting but he's actually a nice fella (i have met him) so it doesn't bother me

lmao jordan and danny looking like ovie's children

>Curtis sharing a bed with Ovie
bet he's loving it

I must request you leave, you are scaring the cheb watchers.

still of ovie sleeping in the hat/

Is Ovie /ourguy/?

Kill yourself, you turbo faggot.

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Definitely

nvm it wasn't

>Recouple or you might lose the "public" vote

On behalf of /lig/

fuck off, cunt

>trying this hard

Hnnnnghhh

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>wanting the people populating one of the only non capeshit/sneed threads on this boards to kts

he's got waves senpai. that's how you get them

Legit don’t recognise the girl in glasses

Is this the nonce going undercover and posting photos of other nonces?

you don't speak for /lig/, fuck off with him

kek, you checked?

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5 mins left

Reeeeeeeeeeee

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I'm ashamed that I support the same club as the nonce, I reckon he's actually a closet Cardiff fab desu.

5 minutes left lads, what we watching after?

Always was

Smash? Yeah. Deal with on a regular basis? No way

Don't speak on our behalf you fucking nonce nobody wants you here cunt

nah that arse is definitely fake. no real arse extends outwards that much on someone so skinny

Belle is matted, looks like she got that fetal alcohol syndrome

>iswhatitis

Brit Yea Forums is best Yea Forums sooner everyone accepts that the sooner we can have more Red Dwarf comfy threads and Eternal Countdown Rachel Riley posting

>I've got nothing to feel guilty about
>maybe you do
what a horrible girl

Squats my dude

anna IRREVOCABLY blown out

Nah Annas is fake Amber is all natty you can tell.

I’m hot and horny and finding Anna increasingly attractive.

fuck off anna

OH MY GOD ANNA IS DUMB

Ovie keeps saying "if" just giving examples of what it might be not a definite yet she takes everything so literally

literally /notourguy/

Seen the size of her thighs mate? She's not skinny. It's those 'groid genetics giving that fat placement

Going to bed, got toil tomorrow :(

the patience of Ovie to tolerate this gaslighting cocoa shunter

who tf is belle

Lmao as soon as ovie pissed her off the real reason she pulled him over for a chat comes out. She wants him to apologise and say hes in the wrong. Fat manipulative cunt cant stand anna lads

Who else is hyped for Shipmates?
amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/jul/06/shipmates-review-channel-4

100%

When did maura get dumped?

Nonce begone

Anton's girl

HUG IT OUT
>HUG IT OUT
HUG IT OUT
>HUG IT OUT
HUG IT OUT
>HUG IT OUT
HUG IT OUT
>HUG IT OUT
HUG IT OUT
>HUG IT OUT
HUG IT OUT
>HUG IT OUT

Anna is possibly the worst girl that has ever been on the show. She thinks she can do no wrong

its called a black womans arse bro

same vro
i know shes a right dopey slag but shes tick as hell and gets my schlong long

it said in the papers she had one of those "non-surgical cosmetic procedures"
>fakeish, not completely fake.

CURTIS+MAURA=POWER COUPLE

she dumped Marvin earlier this episode and Lucie dumped George, keep up user

Ket heads fucking about on a boat? I'll watch it.

>28 year old woman comes into the surgery
>feels insecure about her body
>wants me to give her collagen injections
>wants fat transfer from stomach to bum
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

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Face > arse > tits

This can’t be denied

Sweet dreams lad

how do i get a boohoo girl lads? ..... rohypnol?

based

based hazza

Kek

Haven’t seen this in time

typical north london yat can't believe she's so old

Have a good one m80

Isn't Dynamo dying?

based

night fella

based thot-slayer

Based Shipman poster.

Fuck off

Absolute shagger

pretty sure their HQ's in Manchester.
just go on the prowl, son.

Never forget the king

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have sex (not with kids)

t. Dead Nan

has this pseud bitch never heard of love boat

Where's Danny lads?

>voted for by all 1,500 passengers on board
mad

lads

someone make a new thread now for aftersun

Have sex (not with kids)

Just looked it up, some of "skin tightening" shit that isn't invasive. "Lipofirm pro" it was called

Great. I'll get some night vision goggles and a train ticket, thx la

HAIL VOXI

Fucking kek

fuck off

>it’s an Anna episode

don't reply to the nonce

Iain Stirling be like
>HURRR HURRR OVIE TALL

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LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
>LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
>LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
>LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
>LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH
>LIKES A FUCKING SAVAGE BITCH

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Getting really worried about Danny lads

Where is he

He needs his best bud Tommy to sort him out

Got kicked out for doing a shit in the hot tub

Someone make an Iain version of this

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woah Curtis...easy big guy...

MUTT WARS

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Here we go lads

Speak of the devil m8

Wait for it lads, Anna is gonna come charging in like a bull to make her shite opinions known about someone else's relationship

I want to breed Maura lads

hang on fellas did micheal tell amber it was all over? i swear he did

You can not win in an argument with two women. Michael is screwed he can only walk away.

i want Maura to breed me

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Maybe if these women stopped talking for a moment they would hear what the men are saying

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Amber is too young for this program

he did
females are dumb irrational retards
more at 11

jesus that outfit. i would get her paraletic and do awful things

He was very explicit, Amber's just being a wanker

based

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reminder curtis got attacked by a gang of niggers
youtube.com/watch?v=G_LEsIn_JeU

You would like that, wouldn't you?

...

SMILE MAURA
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL SMILE

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did he recognise Sherif and got him kicked out?

blacks?

not a fan.

got gaybashed and isnt even gay

>amy's insane look
wew

Mate honestly fuck off, I know you're doing this for negative attention anyway but understand that no one will ever love you

>love island will end in a few weeks

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oh right lol because you say the n-word for positive attention?

fuck off, mug

STANDINGGGGGGGGGGGG

MAURA CURTIS NUCLEAR COUPLE

Oh shit I forgot Curtis DM'd Maura and she pied him lmao

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Ireland didn't fall with a bullet but with a gay dancing teacher

nigger

when does it end?

sucks bcs this is my vicarious holiday as I can't afford one

KEEP ANTON IN

>at risk
They aren't even pretending anymore

Who we voting for lads?

anton had literally 0 airtime since casa amor
absolute joke if he gets voted out tomorrow

Vote for Curtis and Amy
Her suffering must be more severe

gonna have to be my man micheal

Aren’t you a edgy little edge lord you

Danny is gone, maybe Michael

ATTENTION ALL /LIG/ BROWSERS

ANTON IS IN GREAT DANGER AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP

Cringe

>vote
fucking why? half of them are not even together