People are eating this shit up?

People are eating this shit up?

Im gonna make up some bullshit how Im a dude from a different dimension, no one will bother to check and look up who I really am. No one will bother to check if these monsters are even real as they leave no evidence behind.

Im doing all this cause some how, Im a better spy than Nick Fury anf found out he is giving these super powerful glasses to Spider-man, don't worry about how I know this and no one knows who I really am.

Also they will figure out this all bullshit by some random coincidence where they break off a piece of projector, the heroes happen to find it and it still works and than randomly turns on while broken and independent from the system and projects work from an unseen unfinished not yet used design.

Can't you just be concise?

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shut the fuck up faggot

It wasn't Nick Fury though. So your argument is moot

who cares spdey in mysterios illusions scenes were cool as fuck

>this makes it ok for the movie to be bad

no, that just makes it worse

>Im doing all this cause some how, Im a better spy than Nick Fury anf found out he is giving these super powerful glasses to Spider-man, don't worry about how I know this and no one knows who I really am.

Yeah, he's kinda mysterious.

except it wasn't bad. You were just too dense to get it. 2deep4u

No one who works for Nick Fury thought to google the dudes name?

Are you tarded or did you miss the part where it wasn't Nick fury

You could sum up your entire post by saying that Nick Fury has left Earth indefinitely, and any Avengers left on Earth either didn’t care to help Parker or didn’t view Mysterio as that big of a threat. Parker literally did everything by himself for the entire film except for fake Nick Fury financing his travel arrangements and screaming down on Parker the entire time for being a dumb teenager

What good would that do to someone claiming to be a doppelganger from another dimension? And do you think his whole backstory of Tony stealing his hologram tech would be on google?

It was pretty neato that Mysterio is a wannabe Steve Jobs. The illusion fights were made with a lot of love; very thoughtful way of creating a new villain that seems hard to beat. JK showing up and beats from the ps4 game were cool. Why hate? There are other things out there you can enjoy. Reading Black Leopard, Red Wolf myself. Anyway, love you guys!!!! ;)

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Yea, try to contact the dude that's from our Earth to verify there's 2 of these dudes. And if you find out he used to make holograms for stark, yea look into it more. Im talking basic level of investigation which was clearly not done.

>google quentin beck, a made up name
>find nothing of value

these complaints are stupid because congrats, you're patting yourselves on the back for being smarter than a kids movie, but if anything, someone high level in tony's company that creates technology for him would at the very least be a public figure. Just seeing his face would be enough to bust his plan. Imagine if Johnny Ives claimed to be from a different dimension under a different name.

>write a plot that hinges on a retarded Nick Fury
>try and cover your ass by adding a post credit scene where Nick Fury was a skrull all along
>the same skrull that was supposed to be in deep space at his new home captain marvel spent years looking for
Just keep your brain turned off and walk into traffic.

They have a whole facial scanner thing from Avengers 1, but let's just assume they dont have that and are really bad at their job and nick Fury entrusted a bunch of retards to cover for him.

yeah, that's my point. But like I said, it's a fucking movie, fucking learn to enjoy shit.

>just turn your brain off bro

I literally already knew any of this and I haven't seen the movie yet.

Seriously it's fucking Mysterio. None of that shot should even be marked as a spoiler.

yeah, it's a fucking comic movie that's created to appeal to the general public, the majority of which don't need to turn off their brains because they're already operating at a reduced capacity.

who says there has to be a Beck on this earth?

I can’t even be arsed to read your impotent rant. Just came here to say Gyllenhaal is pure kino and so is this film.

I knew we were in for some kino kino when Jake signed on to the movie.

seeing as he has lived on this earth his whole life, someone should have checked on that and been able to easily confirm this

WHAT IF THOR FAKED IT THE WHOLE TIME TOO

>skrull went in to space over 30 years ago so can't possibly have returned to Earth
Maybe you should follow that user into the traffic

You read all of op's post, but you didn't watch the movie because that would require going outside

Quentin Beck isn't his real name you retard. He gives them no other information about himself. How do you suppose they should go about researching his life?

The drones did leave damage. After the illusion is broken to us as the audence, it shows how they were used to create actual rippled in the Thames, and used shock waves to deal actual damage to the bridge etc... It's not a stretch of the imagination to see how they could have dealt real damage elsewhere.

they could literally take a picture of his face and do a GIS. Or, you know, use their fancy super advance computers with facial recognition. Hell EDITH should have picked up on it.

His entire arc revolved around wanting no trabbo and trying to find a home to live at peace. Why would he return? Because the writers needed a retarded Nick Fury. Seriously, just keep your brain turned off.

He never had that cool beard when he worked for Stark. Facial recognition wouldn't work.

>Nick Fury
it wasn't nick fury dumbass

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ah shit, you're right. Fucking facial hair.