Things you've learned about America by watching movies and TV shows

>farmers just purchase gummy bears and plant them in farmsteads with 9.6 soil pH. They aren't disciplined/intelligent enough to realize that you won't grow anything by planting gummy bears.

All homophobes are repressed closet cases

bong here, its not politeness to be dismissed our school system is still built around the fact factorys needed obedient factory workers

Its control and brainwashing

they didn't stop hitting people until the late 80s either

>The ban on corporal punishment came into force in 1986 in British state schools (private schools took a while longer: until 1998 in England and Wales, 2000 in Scotland and 2003 in Northern Ireland).

Its basically sit down and shut up, the perfect worker

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Via the upstairs corridor?

Bell rings class is over, nigga.

>7-8 hour work day
>job consists of teaching stuff you already know in the same way you’ve been doing it for years and telling some kids to shut up every 10 minutes
>get paid summer break
>pensions
Yeah I’m sure those school teachers really needed my politeness and respect lmao

What episodes do the downstairs playroom and (I assume) toilet appear in? I don't recall them at all. I feel like MAYBE I know the playroom but I'm not sure. The toilet, definitely not.

Americans ARE fat AND stupid.
Also they really do.

fpsp

Also teachers have no concept of lesson planning and are always in the middle of their class when the bill rings.

People order gigantic proportions at great cost and then don't eat them. Despite this they maintain immense weight.

>
The rumpus room has been featured in only five episodes during the entire series: Three Men and a Comic Book, Radio Bart, Brother from the Same Planet, Lady Bouvier's Lover and, after 23 years of absence, A Father's Watch.

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Thanks, what a hero. The bottom scene in the pic, I believe the lightning flashes to show Bart fighting, was the scene I was thinking of. But I think I convinced myself he was in the living room.

>Americans never say "goodbye" before hanging up the phone

really? they dont? so rude!

Sneed

Well, yeah. You don't want to be late to your next class

Kind of this. I've had some really good teachers. But I've also had some really bad teachers.
>be me, suck at algebra
>just don't get it
>have to retake it
>teacher doesn't even fucking teach us how to understand/use algebra
>just gives us a booklet with all our assignments for the semester instead
>Basically says "Teach yourselves, it's due at the end of the semester."
>teacher shocked when nearly entire class fails that semester
>tries to yell at us
>myself and several other students yell back "Why didn't you actually teach us this stuff?"
>uses his student teacher to teach us next semester
>sits on his fat fucking ass all year and didn't do a goddamn thing outside of grading papers

>bell rings
>students get ready to leave
Teacher: real quick before you leave
>everyone waits until teacher is done announcing then is dismissed
That was my experience growing up in every school
Media:
>bell rings
>students rush out of room
>teacher shouts at everyone trying to make announcement
>kids keep leaving anyway

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Yes, give the teacher more of your time like an obedient little slave. Perfect training for a life of wagecuckery.

>...they're fine.

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I've learned about SNEED.

britain really pioneered wageslavery

>i learn about america through movies and tv shows

I thought yurocucks were smart and shit lol.

Or we're legitimately disgusted at the immoral behavior of fags...but that's a truth you can't handle.

my next teacher doesn't care if my last teacher gets me late. they only care if I'm at their class on time. the only thing I stay late for is a test. if the teacher can't utilize their time properly why shouldn't I be allowed to?

>be me, in high school
>suspicious man appears at north entrance
>dude is acting shady
>lockdown occurs
>turns out dude had a 9mm pistol
>with 2 extra mags
>gets arrested, surrenders peacefully
>tells cops "I was only going to use it on myself"
>with 2 extra mags
>my high school, like every other school in the country, is a gun free zone
>mfw people think gun control works
>mfw I always had a weapon or two and/or a bunch of loose bullets on me or in my car every day of school

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>shoes indoors
>rowdy classrooms that teachers have no control over
>light beer
>red plastic cups
>circumcision
>places set up so you have to drive everywhere
>extremely sugary, brightly coloured food and drinks
>pickup trucks
>national anthem before domestic sports matches
>loose fitting clothing

What did I miss?

Didn't the door by the stairs lead to the basement? Like when Bart hatched the lizards and took the basement's light, and Homer fell down the stairs? Or am I misremembering?

>teacher goes in before the rest of her students are inside
I can't help but feel in a real situation they'd close the door leaving some out to die or it'd jam making it easier for the shooter.

The layout of the house freely changes for the sake of a gag or scene several times, as well as the appearance for disappearance of doors. Like whether there's a door between the living room and kitchen changes from episode to episode.

>no door

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Show me one scene in that bottom floor tip right room?

This can't be right

You often see Ned walking past the window in the couch gag room

fucking this, the bell always rings mid sentence and the kids just fucking leave

>swing door

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>regular door

Where the door to the basement is also shifts frequently.

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Isn't that usually the kitchen window he walks by? Though even that is odd because he'd have to be in their back garden as opposed to passing by the side of his own house.
Cartoon logic.

Is there a live action set that shifts the way the Simpsons house shifts? Cos I feel like that would be really weird.

>not being a misogynistic child rapist is "repression"
this is what white boys believe irl

>leaving some out to die
They're there to provide resistance and counter attack. You only need a few small fire teams to man the MG emplacements.

It is.

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>everyone has a house with a pool
>they have a bar in the house that always is full
>they eat only sandwiches as the fridge is always full
at least that's how it was in the 90s

Gimme a Beer.

Who the fuck says goidbye lmao

tipping

Top ya up, hun?

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>Children study in school instead of just being indoctrinated about marxism and frankfurt's school ideas.

>People live in healthy, green open places instead of stacked in 200 years old stone houses in a shitty polluted urban area

>physics class
>blackboard covered with random equations and "e=mc2"
>bunsen burners everywhere
>students with random colored liquid in beakers

>Europeans don't exist

Where the house is varies even more, like when it was suddenly right outside the nuclear plant for one episode.

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For all the Yuropoors out there, here is how my typical high school day went.
>go in early to hang out with friends and eat breakfast before class
>go to class
>go to next class
>class clowns disrupt classes, everyone laughs
>teachers go "Oh, you..." and continue with lessons
>lunch time, always tried to get my lunch hour and hour after off
>somali refugee students cause fights in cafeteria, hallways, wherever
>bosnian refugee students are pretty chill, fun to hang with but all have really bad BO
>stacy's block entire hallways while they cluck away with their friends between classes
>get mad and indignant when you shove through them after multiple, loud Excuse me's
>jocks are chill with me because was a jock until destroying my knee joint
>nerds are cool with me because I was always nerdy as hell
>drama/art fags were cool with me because I'm funny and charismatic
>stacies hated me because they didn't understand why no one hated me
>refugees were real hit or miss, case by case basis, some are cool some are shit
>lunch/free hours over, head to last classes of day
>improv and play rehearsal after school
>go to the Little Caesars / Baskin Robbins and eat pizza and ice cream with improv friends after every practice and show

>Bart's room teleports to the other side of the hour to face Todd's room

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Do Americans REALLY not eat breakfast at home with their family?

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The Shinning

It varies. My dad always got up super early to make us all breakfast, but I understand that was not the norm. Most people have a bowl of cereal or oatmeal at home before school. Some quick and easy breakfast food.

>Mom makes this breakfast
>Dad takes one sip of coffee and leaves for work straightening his tie
>Kids up and leave the breakfast table mid bite cos the school bus is here and no one in Movieland has concept of timekeeping

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WE LEFT GRANDPA AT THE GAS STATION

It just disappeared into fat air.

>school bus stops right in front of every child's house
>kids who play sports are in an isolated social clique called the "jocks"
>most girls are cheerleaders
>every assignment is on the war of independence
>work is only marked A or an F
>there are kids who moniter hallways and inspect other kids for hall passes

>American school film
>everyone goes through metal detectors
Woof.

>Americans eat a lot of disgusting shit for breakfast
>Americans let their kids walk outside without adult suppervision
>American high schools have a caste system

I hate cockroaches too. I guess thats because i secretly want to fuck insects.

Got your groceries bro

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During the school year I preferred to eat with my friends in the morning. It also didn't hurt that I lived only a couple blocks away from my high school. Summer time or mornings where I knew my friends weren't going to be there I'd eat breakfast with my family.

>Things you learned about anons while reading Yea Forums
apparently they get all there info from cartoon shows or movies

Every student has unlimited time to do all classes, four after school clubs, homework, a job at a store or wherever, and also constant house parties.

That's not a breakfast spread. That's brunch.

sounds like being a gun free zone worked, also no surprise you were a fucking psycho taking a gun to school everyday. that's why you're here

Given Americans get information about THEMSELVES from their own TV shows and films, it's fitting.

Sneed sneed sneed

Americans drink alcohol from red cups at parties

>>Americans let their kids walk outside without adult suppervision
Simpler, better times. Remember when grooming was a nice word?

>gun free zones work
Tell that to all the dead kids that got gunned down by their school autist.
>taking a gun to class
never actually brought a firearm to school, was usually a knife or some stupid "self defense tool" I had my older brother order for me from BudK.

I wonder which came first, those red cups appearing in films and people using them because they're in films and they think they're "supposed" to, or if they really were used and films were being truthful.

That sounds basically like the average Swedish high school. Only substantial difference between you and me seems to be that you used to be a jock while I was almost always just a nerd. However girls liked me so I was probably the overall most popular guy in my school.

Honestly when people said they had problems getting girls to like them I just thought that they have to be stupid or something. As long as you're not acting like an insecure bitch around them you'll probably end up snagging one or two without even thinking about it.

half of all teachers are outright shit at their jobs, every teacher has to deal with retarded bullshit though
t. man who taught for 5 years

shoes inside
microwave water to boil it
obsessed with their flag (like the physical flag itself)
brainwashed in school with the pledge
no official holidays
walls are all made out of cardboard
red cups insteads of bottles/cans

>>Americans let their kids walk outside without adult supervision
This isn't normal? Where I live parents will literally order you to leave the house and just kind of do whatever if its nice day outside, at least if you're older than 7 or so. America really do seem to have a serious problem with kidnapping more than anything.

Oh I had no trouble attracting girls. It was just the "preppy" girls that didn't like me for some reason.

>sneedkids just get up and feed out the seedroom as soon as the chuck rings. They aren't disciplined/fucked enough for the teacher to suck them.

>Owning cardboard cutouts of celebrities is a real thing..
I will never understand Americans

Literally the only cardboard cutout myself or any of my friends or anyone I knew had was a giant 7 foot tall Darth Vader that we ended up using as a tatami mat.

There's a difference between banning firearms in a single building and gun control on a national scale. In Western countries that ban guns, literally only people affiliated with organised crime have access to them, and they're used almost exclusively on other criminals. It's nigh on impossible for some random lunatic to get hold of a gun in order to slay a bunch of innocent civvies.

>people using them because they're in films and they think they're "supposed" to,
Are yuros really retarded enough to believe this? Plastic cups are used because no one wants clumsy drunks dropping their glassware or because no one has enough glassware for 30+people

>literally only people affiliated with organised crime have access to them
And that's the problem. The right to self defense is inalienable and you cowards let yourselves get played by your overlords. Now you've lost your entire continent and there's nothing you can do about it.

All true besides maybe the class room one, it depends

Thats right go- err I mean fellow American, unions are communist and should be abolished.

In American divorce courts, women are always right, until they decide to try to save their son from getting butchered.
Jeffrey Dana Gillen is the Florida judge forcing a woman to have her son circumcised in the just deleted thread.

The latter

Buy a bundle of cups for the party

Maybe my parents were just control freaks.

All of this is accurate, death to america inshallah

Some do it home. Poor kids often eat what the school will provide. I skipped breakfast because I generally preferred a big lunch

Really is a palace isn't it. Three living rooms, kitchen with dining table, dedicated dining room, three bathrooms, 4 bedrooms, decent sized garage, basement.

>pretty decent
Lets be real here dude America is the best place to live unironically. For all the shitty things america does or has, it is always still better than everywhere else in the world

You could use any plastic cup, but it's always the red ones. Because that's what they have in movies.

Free refills exist

i'd rather be poor anywhere in europe than in america (>get shot)
if you're rich anywhere in the world is a good place to live.

>>literally only people affiliated with organised crime have access to them
>And that's the problem
So you think all the mass shooters in the US are sourcing their guns in the criminal underworld? You really think they'd have access to guns if they were outlawed or at least regulated?

Something I learned visiting Europe-
Why the fuck don't Euros drink water? You either pay $4+ for a small bottle of sparkling water, or have to order it specially at a restaurant, at which point they just scowl at you and bring you a shot glass sized cup of it (which you're also charged for). There are no water fountains either.
It really surprised me because in most other regards they're more health conscious. But in the US everyone is carrying around a water bottle with them (or a soda if they're fat) all the time, especially in the south.

Here is mine
>Wake up with enough time to shower/get ready
>Drive to school and hopefully get a good spot
>Go to whatever blow off morning classes I had
>When debate came around I would grab an early lunch
>At lunch I would hang out with friends outside
>Do the more important afternoon classes
>Go home
Nothing too different about it. Baskin Robins was popular after school to

this
there are great teachers out there, but there are also a shit ton of more shit teachers than people realize. Easily 30-40% of teachers under preform.

And there is so much backlash from teacher unions over getting teachers fired, they have brainwashed parents into thinking firing bad teachers = bad for students.

did you go to monaco with your parents or something? lmao
our tap water is pure af, no need to buy water. in my city water fountains are like at every corner (zurich).

We drink water at home because our tap water is actually safe

School bus drives to the front door of every kids house and honks

>shoes inside
yeah
>microwave water
literally no one does this
>obsessed with flag
yep
>brainwashed with pledge
nobody even cares anymore/its not that big of deal.
>no official holidays
what? explain?
>walls made out of cardboard
its drywall, its fine.
>red cups
usually for soft drinks from 2 litter bottles or keg of beer or mixed drinks at parties.

Where the loose oranges at?

Rome has drinking water fountains flowing everywhere

im surprised the basement isnt finished, thats how the traditional upper middle class suburban house is.

I was very upset when i found out this wasn't a thing as i started school.

Spilled after an assassination attempt

They think it's normal to strap a little baby boy to a table and mutilate his genitals.

This is true. Public school is worth billions. They even have breakfast lunch and dinner all summer and set up 3 or 4 locations around town so the kids don't miss out.

Britfag here, we just drink tap water at home. People order water at restaurants all the time, usually alongside whatever else they're drinking, and they usually bring you a large jug to share for your table. If you're out and about for an extended period then yes we sometimes buy a bottle, but usually not necessary. Just like the US though there are people here who drink nothing but pop/tea/juice and never water, not as common as with you guys but still pretty common.

>no official holidays
what? explain?
most countries have regulated paid holidays like 4-5 weeks per year and loads of days off (easter, christmas and so on). I was told in america you have to negiotate with your employer to get any holidays at all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_annual_leave_by_country
>iran has 53 days

>muslims drink pop/tea/juice
nice try muhammad

Why would you spend the money to get a teaching degree and then only teach for 5 years?

If you are poor/wagecuck most of western Europe is better. If you actually have some money to throw around, America is better.

>hollow walls
>front door has an extra door made of some sort of mesh
>no school uniforms
>class presidents
>clearly defined social groups in schools
>mail gets delivered to a small box several yards from the house instead of through a slot in the door
>many houses have space under them that you can just crawl into, like the house is on stilts or something

>Because that's what they have in movies.
*Because that's what they have at the store.
Amazed at how dumb you are

these is some negation, but most jobs provide two weeks as standard with major holidays off. My job actually gives three as standard.

Americans go to school until they're like 30, then go to college to party

and by most jobs, i mean salaried white collar office jobs. Different in terms of hourly wage based employees

>or at least regulated?
They already are regulated you retard. Every time you purchase a firearm in the US you have to fill out an form for the ATF called a 4473 which covers everything from mental health history to past convictions both criminal and civil. After that you submit to an FBI criminal background check.

The reason these mass shootings happen is because these kids have been bullied and ostracized for years until they just break. Parents, teachers, students, police, everyone involved ignored the trouble these kids were going through until it was too late. The gun is not to blame for these tragedies. But rather the apathy and inaction of all the above mentioned people. People that are supposed to be there for these kids, yet they ignore the problem and let the bullying continue until the kid snaps.

Like I said earlier, self defense is an inalienable right. If you have a problem with that, fine. Just don't come bitching next time a muslim terrorist chucks acid in a woman's face. Or another truck of peace comes flying through a crowd. Or a broad daylight beheading.

>I was told in america you have to negiotate with your employer to get any holidays at all.

yeha this is bullshit unless youre a hooker or itinerant. virtually everyone who is legally employed (ie not an illegal/slave/cash worker/whatever) gets PTO for Memorial, Labor, Thanksgiving and Christmas. if you have a half decent job you get 8-10 days off for federal holidays. beyond that though it's all down to employers, some places give you a good chance of earning a couple weeks a year, some places dont. i wish the government would mandate more than that, but not fucking likely as they are all in the pay of greedy moneybags.

What the fuck UK. That is beyond even third world tier.

sneed's feed and seed formerly chuck's feed and seed

Not every city is Flint Michigan lol. 99% of American cities have fine tap water. I’m drinking tap water right now.

The one thing Europeans never seem to understand is that our county is decentralized. Every city has different quality levels when it comes to water, schools, laws, security, etc. because the city makes a majority of its own decisions (depending on the state).

>three living rooms
>that useless hallway between the staircase and garage

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>Principal speaks to the whole school via speakers in every room
Is this for real?

>gun free zone
>guy with gun gets arrested
so whats your problem exactly?

how sound proof are these wooden american houses? I live in a reinforced concrete commieblock and I can hear every fucking neigbour

It took this long for someone to say this? Or was someone deleting the posts for free again?

We don't think you should be drinking water all the time, especially if you are just walking around the town.
We may have a sip of water after doing heavy exercise or working outdoors.

>house was bought for 100k in the 70's
>value is now 350k

>The average number of paid vacation days offered by private employers is 10 days after 1 year of service, 14 days after 5 years, 17 days after 10 years, and 20 days after 20 years
No wonder so many of you snap and go on a rampage.

Unless you live in a dangerous city, yeah, sounds very much like they were paranoid.

youtube.com/watch?v=qs35t2xFqdU

now you get this song

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they're not

>hollow walls
yep, drywall
>mesh door
yeah pretty common on like back doors. Nice during the summer to let fresh air in, but keep bugs out.
>no uniforms
oh yeah, thats really common in the US
>class presidents
every school has them, but no one gives a shit
>clearly defined social groups
this is about 40% ture. People who participate in major school activities (sports, band, theater, AP/Honors classes) do tend to stay together.
>mailboxes
yeah very very common, truck just drives up to it and places mail in it. No need for the mail man to get out
>crawlspaces
common building practice in certain parts of the country. It depends on how the soil is for building a foundation.

interesting, thanks for answering. I'm really glad it's mandated here though.

You have to negotiate paid vacation but not Federal holidays like 4th of July or Christmas, everyone gets those off

Actually most schools now have TVs or projectors which automatically switch to a news broadcast that is run by the students every morning. The loudspeaker system still exists but is only really used for emergencies.

>build house out of plywood and cardboard
>tornado destroys it
>American is confused by this
>builds the house the exact same way
>4 years later the same happens
>American is on TV crying
>"I don't understand why this happened!!?"

one, no one gives a shit about your fake meme, and two, this isn't a Simpsons thread, it's a thread that had a Simpsons picture in it. If that's really all it takes to get you to demand the autistic spamming, you need to reexamine your life

Is it true most normalfag Americans have two covers on their beds?
Like a comforter and some sort of additional covering quilt?

Hell yeah, buddeh! AMERICAAAAA
Whut, are ya triggered snofflake?

I wear shoes indoors and I’m irish, most of my friends and family also do this, as far as I see it, only time you should have shoes off is bed time

I thought America was white people but it's actually shitskins

Yes. Our principal in middle school would do impressions while delivering the morning announcements

based

this is so crazy to me. isn't home supposed to be a clean place? i mean you drag all kinds of dirt and bacterias inside with your shoes..

This. Euros don't understand the United States part of United States of America. Each state is its own state. Federal law overshadows state law but states are allowed to regulate themselves for the most part.

>eople who participate in major school activities (sports, band, theater, AP/Honors classes) do tend to stay together.
I wonder if I missed out growing up in a country where schools have no "extra-curricular" activities.

I lost my virignity with gilf who looked like this woman

I'm American and never ever walked in past the door mat with my shoes on. My mom would have gotten really pissed.

I wouldn't tell that story openly, if I were you.

>jocks are chill with me because was a jock until destroying my knee joint
>nerds are cool with me because I was always nerdy as hell

dont lie to me

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>brainwashed in school with the pledge
you should see what they do now...

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Americans don't understand the United States part either. You'll see Americans from absolute shithole states like Alabama that are literally on par with third world countries collectively say "oh yeah America is so great".

no you actually are a cockroach

Unless you go trudging through mud and dogshit before going home you won't bring in anything into your home

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This part evades me but I find it nonetheless interesting, it’s like each state is sovereign, Texas comes to mind with it’s size and having it’s own power grid iirc

Do they really?

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that's exactly why it shouldn't be included. it was shown many times that the door in the kitchen leads to the garage.

Two weeks is shitty tho. Almost everywhere it's three or more.
Feels bad knowing you'd be doing 40 years of work with barely any time for yourself.

>bullying only exists in America

There are many things you can do with a teaching degree, like developing curriculum, making test material, corporate training, or just moving into administration or government. All pay better than teaching.

>extra door made of some sort of mesh
Do they not have bugs over there?

What's more insane to me is people willfully depriving themselves of the orgasmic pleasure of taking off your shoes after a hard day's work, finally allowing your feet to breathe.

It's a bit like walking home with a tight suit & tie and continue wearing it until you go to bead.

Since the cane got banned kids no longer have any discipline

>stud wall houses

What fucking whitholes yanks live in

"If the piss ain't clear, stones are near"
- Aristotle

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Yeah no. You have all kinds of shit on the soles of your shoes even living in the woods with no pollution let alone in the city.

>Two weeks is shitty tho
Are any of the people you replied to arguing otherwise?

Being from Europe, America seems like an absolute hell hole and I'm grateful every day that I wasn't born there.

Unless you're rich America is almost third world tier

Ask them, not me. Was posting my opinion.

A fair point and I imagine I do yes, but I clean regularly and I take my work boots off at the door and swap them for something comfortable. It’s just a case of needing to run errands etc so I know there’s no point in getting comfortable if that justifies it

Why would I lie about that? Real life isn't like the movies. Where I'm from there's a ton of overlap between jock/nerd.

It's why saying "do Americans really..?" is dumb, a lot of states are the size of entire European countries. Someone from New York may as well be a foreigner in Alabama, and vice versa.

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America is still worse if you're rich because they go for all your income from all over the world and the tax rate is pretty high.
Nah, fuck Capistan.

Just how vastly different each state can be is something Euros never seem to grasp.

Why?

Don't you want to put your feet up on the couch or lie on your bed? why confine your feet when you're INSIDE your own house? it makes no sense.

If I didn't know people did this I'd think you were a mental patient

Most Americans don't walk anywhere besides to and from their cars. And what kind of filthy city do you live in? Don't base your impression of American cities on photos of Skid Row

I think it's a nice house. Would live there.

Now try to wrap your head around the fact that within most states are counties which have a high degree of autonomy, and then inside those are cities which also are all operated differently.

For example, in the county next to mine (in Texas) it is illegal to sell liquor or beer.

And the city that I’m from has one of most highly commended school systems in the country and the next one over is absolute garbage.

There's a lot of positives about America. Mainly amendments 1 and 2. No guaranteed vacations and being financially ruined by visiting the hospital still means I'll never consider moving there though.

If the teacher is respected by the class the kids will wait. If the teacher is a dick then everyone gtfos

And yet you also see things like "Do Europeans really" said despite it literally being 44 different countries.

Do people even get stones anymore?
I mean obviously they do, but I mean the painful element? Isn't it all medication these days?

look at the number of serial killers that country has and tell me it operates on the same rules that Europe does.
They're just weird man, guns help them express it but it's an inherent disability that is present within the American that is ultimately at fault for this decadence.

Any city is filthy. Even if you don't see piss and shit openly, doesn't mean something isn't there.
All kinds of harmful bacteria and microorganisms live in the soil, even in the tamest country.
You are arguing an impossible point either beacuse you are poorly educated or just for the sake of an argument.

The differences are miniscule. America is the most homogeneous country in the world, nothing like the cultural richness of France where even Brittany and Normandy have different cultures and different cuisines.

This only happens with the short bus and with kindergartners

>bringing public bathroom shoes into your home
I'm American and I wear slippers or just socks at home
This, we were always dismissed at school, but if no one respected the teacher we left at the bell.

The UK it seems has been kinda experimenting with a similar model, with Scotland and Northern Ireland. You take that and flip the formula. The federal government exists from powers voluntarily given up by the states when they entered the union, and distances that are being dealt with are vastly increased.

It's work work work until you fucking drop and they're happy about it

Also that "bootstraps" mentality and cut throat competitiveness is horrible. They leave the poor and unfortunate in the fucking dirt because they believe no one needs help and everyone can/should do it themselves.

It's like a country for narcissists and psychopaths.

This. Mass consumption and culture ruined everything and is going to finish ruining Europe too sooner or later.

you're immediately thinking of the worst places to be poor in America and the best in Europe. You're not commenting in good faith. Go fuck yourself.

You can have vast cultural differences by county or sometimes city block you absolute fucking retard. I can get kolaches from the Czechs in ten minutes in one direction and beer from the Germans ten minutes in the other direction. You are talking out your ass

yep

I'm Swedish and I would move to America in a heartbeat if I attained some semblance of financial independence. Not that life in Sweden isn't fairly blissful, /pol/ memes and all, but you do give up a lot of your personal freedom and life choices for an easier and simpler life. If you have money there isn't much to be gained by living here. Might as well move to a wilder, but ultimately more free country.

Then again you might as well also just move to a more exotic country for the hell of it if you have a lot of money.

does it though?

I understand your point and yes, you’re right, it should say that this isn’t always the case, but is most days as I’ve grown use to it

Though when I know I can, putting the feet up feels great

>Cajun vs say midwestern food is somehow similar in any way
>thinking that having different food is somehow more important than having completely different laws, school systems, and government structures

God that standardized Euroshit education really is something huh

This. My teachers were all competent enough to have the lesson done well before the bell rang, and the few classes that dragged on the teachers always acknolwdged the bell was coming up and just cut it off.

I'll give American teachers who do this a break though: their classes are full of niggers, mutts, beaners, and the dumbest asians and white kids in the western world. It's hard to finish things in a timely fashion when half your time is spent playing corral the retards.

I’m from NI funny you should say, but I don’t keep up with political affairs as I don’t much like the DUP or Sein fein

Kissing is honestly more disgusting than two lads ploughing each others shithole

I'm not arguing that wearing shoes indoors is completely hygienic, I'm arguing that whatever you might track in (besides feces and mud) will not be enough to affect your health and thinking otherwise borders on compulsive behavior.

Sounds like an easy cushy job. Why don't you become one?

>t.non-American
Even in my tiny upper-midwest city there are vastly different cultures within it. Asians, Africans, Bosnians, Norwegians, Germans, Irish, Dutch, English all are culturally distinct groups in my town.

>its fine.
no its not retard. i can literally run through your house

I am. The teachers in my state make $100k a year after working more than 8 years

Western Europe used to be a lot better until lefttards tainted it with socialism. A couple of countries want to turn it into shit yet again by going full fascist but that'll have to wait till Frau Merkel kicks the bucket.

I’ve always wanted to visit texas and pretend I’m john wayne. Looking at a map I can understand how each state governs it’s self, but iirc the federal government overthrows it on any matter? Given Texas alone is multitudes bigger than my entire country, it’s like each state is self contained to my understanding until the federals step in

t. Repressed homo

your strong feelings toward homosexuals gives you away

straight people are indifferent but realize homosexuals need medication

you're definitely one of those catholic muslim faggots who screams about killing gays while wanting to suck boydick

neck yourself faggot

You're not wrong.

You're just describing coasties and megalopolis dwellers. Most midwesterners are pathologically charitable and altruistic.

Immigration truly is the biggest enemy of socialism.
Shame so few of them realize that.

Back to red dit with your fantasies

>straight people are indifferent
t. repressed homo

>but realize homosexuals need medication
t. retarded repressed homo

in france, a restaurant cannot legally charge you for a glass of whatever and they are obligated to give it to you.

we don't learn about you pathetic fatsos at school. how self absorbed can you be?

>Asians, Africans, Bosnians,
>culture
fuck off, Cuckerimutt

>said western countries were also almost exclusively white until recently
>countries where violent crimes are rapidly increasing as non-white immigration increases

Can't wait for all you faggots who thought your country was somehow magical and better than the violent USA to get butt fucked by all the niggers and shitskins and soulless nips coming in to rob and rape you silly. At least we have guns and a culture that wholly applauds you using them to blow away criminals. All you faggots have are police forces trained to prosecute thought crimes. Hope muhammed and his buddies text some racist things while they're raping your loved ones, cause that's the only way your cops will show up.

clear in what sense? can it be yellow or is that bad?

Alaska?

>Most midwesterners are pathologically charitable and altruistic.
Voting for the interests of billionaires and corporations isn't charitable you dumb flyover. If it wasn't for that sweet federal money that comes primarily from coasties your states would collapse like the chairs underneath your bloated bodies

how the fuck will a bug get thru it, ape?

>but iirc the federal government overthrows it on any matter?
Some times, not always. The specifics of what the state is allowed to do vs what the Federal Govt is allowed to override is usually fought out in the courts. Brainlets would have you believe the Civil War was fought entirely to free the slaves, but the reality of it was States Vs Federal. Lincoln was quoted as saying if he could have won the war without freeing the slaves he wouldn't have freed them.

California

I'm talking about in their day to day life you ignoramus. They don't need the government to force them to help people. My statement has nothing to do with the political landscape of the midwest, yet you took it there. Fucking retard.

In theory yes, in practice no. Weed is illegal on the federal level but there are plenty of states with shops on every corner.

Damn, that must suck.

It essentially boils down to:

What's cleaner? Wearing shoes inside or not wearing shoes inside?

Why would wearing shoes EVER be cleaner

Federal law technically overrules state laws but in reality those laws are written by representatives of the same states who’s laws they would be overruling. So in reality most Federal laws are written with the intention of being more like guidelines that can then be implemented by the states in whatever way works best best for them.

Like for example Weed is Federally illegal but the mechanism to actually enforce it and the punishment for its use is entirely controlled by each state (and actually each city sometimes) so some states have chosen to legalize weed despite it being illegal at the Federal level.

Frankly based

>but iirc the federal government overthrows it on any matter?
In theory yes but in practice the only federal laws that are followed are forcing faggots and niggers down everyone's throats while states are free to ignore the bill of rights and the supreme court refuses to do anything about it. Also states are free to pass whatever retarded law they want and to change it someone has to actually be arrested and spend 6 years attempting to go to the supreme court and in modern times they just tell them to fuck off while a judge in hawaii blocks the president from expelling illegal invaders.

>A couple of countries want to turn it into shit yet again by going full fascist
t. CNN viewer

You people are barbarians

The Wire season 4 accurately portrays how blacks act in school. I never had the displeasure of being in a majority black class, but even 2-3 in a class can cause massive disruption year round. Thankfully, the really bad ones would usually just not show up.

formerly cavemen

>deleted posts at the start of the thread
cope

do nigs do anything funny?

so you're saying we should have stricter gun laws to deter people from leaving out guns for autists to pick up? also why did you carry a bunch of loose bullets around with no gun?

>so you're saying we should have stricter gun laws to deter people from leaving out guns for autists to pick up?
What gun law would prevent that?

>so you're saying what I believe :^)
why are you guys all such fags. The compliance rate for states that have tried to ban any weapon or magazine is basically 0. If you care so much come get them.

>why did you carry a bunch of loose bullets around with no gun?
Because my backpack was the same bag I'd use for the range.

My knowledge of the states grows every day, on Yea Forums no less. Thank you anons

One last thing, is the don’t trend on me snake anti federal government? Seems like an odd topic if (you)s care to explain

obsessed

Holocaust class is real. Teachers will tell tales of electrified train cars that zap Jews to death, and how dare you ask a single question or act anything but completely devastated as the entire class reads Eli Wiesel out loud.

It was originally anti-British Rule. The first snake symbol was the Unite or Die one with each segment representing one of the colonies. Then the Gadsden Flag become popular with Continental Marines. And has since become a symbol to tell off tyrants who believe they have a right to rule over you.

>bulletproof safe rooms in classrooms
only in murrica, the more fake-free country in the entire fucking world.

The don't tread on me snake is used primarily by retarded middle aged divorced libertarians who will put it next to pro-police messages. It's a meme that helps blacks identify which house to steal weapons from.

Yeah, kids should show some respect. Teachers are the real heroes after all.

Expanding a little bit. Revolutionaries chose the snake as a symbol because of its small size sporting a knockout punch thanks to its venom. Best way to not get bit by a venomous snake? Don't tread on it.

>Let me tell you about your country.

Yeah I can see how it would be awkward. It would be like if the Democrats actually wanted Texas to Cali to reeunite with Mexico, and Republicans wanted Texas to be federal territory

Where was this the case?

America is really bad in a lot of places, if you're rich as shit and live in like Seattle, Los Angeles, or New York it's fine. Go to the interior and things get bad.

I went to the Czech Republic and they gave me a bigass jug of water.

Maybe yes, maybe no.
Majority of the normal kids go and make their own friends without the school needing to do extracurricular activities.
Some social retards like me have no idea what to do and their parents do not have the money to pay for any extracurricular activity that needs some sort of equipment.

This user brings a knife to a gun fight

"Do X really..?" Is always pure shitposting on both sides, for the obvious reasons you listed. They are not curious, they wanna start shit.

>mfw corporal punishment was legal in my school when I was there
funny, because I don't remember anyone talking about it

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Talk about rent free

That and most of the ones at the sein fein office down the road where ra heads back in the day, if your familiar with Gerry Adams, then it’s like him, he’ll denied being in the IRA but we know he was the wee rascal

No one is arguing that wearing shoes inside is cleaner, the argument is if whatever you track in can affect your health enough to warrant taking off your shoes whenever you come and go.

He was replying directly to someone you fucking retard. Stop spastically looking for any opportunity to vomit out an insult leveled at you recently without understanding why.

Original user. America is very interesting despite some calling it a baby country, some interesting shits happened in such a small time frame, you yanks can be alright

America is like the oldest nation on planet earth you historylet

have sex

It's because they have food & Iphones, that's it.

The Bar is that low in the south

deepest lore:
the simpsons house exists in a 5-dimensional spacetime rift that can fold in on itself for the convenience of the plot. The simpsons also exists on a parallel reality with our universe, which is shown in the episode where homer goes 3d. These interfaces with our reality also introduce entropy into the simpsons universe, explaining the reduction in quality of the show in recent years. The simpsons reality is thus descending gradually into a kind of pop-culture hellscape, which will eventually pull our own reality into oblivion along with it. Also, Milhouse is canonically gay.

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it's not about affecting your health

it's about bringing dust and mud and who knows what onto your carpets and nice wooden floors

>I've never been to the United States:The post

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Thrillho

Yes they're funny. One niglet in class didn't get along with another student and would randomly yell out "Mr. X could you flunk this nigga so I don't have to be near him" and it made me laugh every time.
Students only get rowdy with awful white-bread teachers who treat their students like projects instead of people.

Enough to have a country that spans a continent.

It takes like 10 seconds to put on/take off your shoes? How are you that lazy?

I mean sure if you are just going in and out for a minute or so then of course there's no point in taking your shoes of,but here is absolutely no reason what so ever to keep them on either.

*smashes your head in with a rock*

>america is homogenous
>but it isn't
>fuck u mutt
lmao

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The simpsons is real footage
youtu.be/wcrdcgOWZrg

Same here?

You think Northern California and Southern California are the same?

You think Western Washington and Eastern Washington are the same?

Southern New York VS Upstate New York?

Every Block in New York City?

You know NOTHING

>Homogeneous

>Spams Mutt memes

Fuck Europeans are really dumb, no wonder you're going extinct.

He was clearly talking about America and all of you retards think "upstate new york" means albany so yes its exactly the same down to PA

teaching degrees can be a Pre "retirement option" for folks leaving their respective jobs to take it easy till retirement.

What exactly is upstate New York?

Also;
>Boys outnumber girls 5:1
>Every social clique has one girl only
>Nerds all play D&D
>Lockers are always decorated
>Teachers are obliviously unaware of anything going on in the classroom.

The adirondak park up to the border of Quebec and westwards to water town/Alexandria bay. This part of new york is exactly like the TV show trailer park boys including the canadian accents and calling everyone bud. Nine redneck people sound a little less queer than vermonters.

>nine
Non*

It's like Maine but with more tourists from the city and on their way to Niagara Falls.

Other than that quite farms and woodlands.

Quite nice in the spring.

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I had at least 2 girls interested in me at highschool, both asked me to prom, one of them asked me to dance at prom
Rejected all their advances though

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In my experience jocks were ever the school bullies. They were usually the only kids in school to hang with fags because their hot girlfriends would bring them around. The only people that would really bully people were the Puerto Rican’s that would start fights with lonely autism’s.

Nort Dakota is best Dakota, dontcha know.

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They use a kind of pulse thing to break it up inside you then you pee out the small bits. Might hurt a little bit but not too much.

This is mostly true but the grade ahead of me had some if the stereotypical meathead standoffish for no reason types. Once one of the friendliest athletes in our grade punched the most annoying mouthy kid in our class in the face but he had it coming and wasn't like a loser incel actually annoying kid became the first successful person I graduated with. The jock dude was also a nerd and went to school to code apps and games.

Yeah its kind of an open secret, even Irish Americans I know talk about it(its silly how much they cling to it).

formerly 8

You probably had way more than 2 if 2 of actually asked you out. in my experience only about 1/10th of women do that. The rest just kind of sit there and try to seduce you into asking them out and most of the time they are absolutely terrible at that so most guys don't pick up on it and never ask them out. People never really asked me to things like proms but it was mostly about asking me if I was going into town tonight, if I want to pick them up after work or maybe go to the park or have a coffee. The thing at the time was that I didn't read these things as dates, they were just friends of mine that I like hanging out or chat on MSN with and most of the time when we did meet tons of other mutual friends were there so to me it was just a regular old friday night.

It’s a joke amongst youth to say your da(d) was in the ra, but in republican/catholic areas it was usually true

Guess there was fuck all to be at in 70’s and 80’s

Nah I doubt that. I'm english and I went to some shithole high school in the north where at least 3/4 of the students were muslim.
The two girls were white though. An italian and a latvian.

IDK kids naturally form groups, so if there was a group that would make you all feel like badasses that would let you feel good about blowing shit up I can see the appeal

9/10 chance you had at least a dozen muzzie girls after your dick

i live in the middle of fucking nowhere where you can be qualified for teaching through a testing fee and hours spent in a non primary teaching function, like substituting which I did in my last year of university to pick up some spare cash on my days off. even if I took out a degree in it you can do other shit with it and it just isn't worth it to continue being a teacher.

Possibly.
There was this one who for the first three years, wore a headscarf, glasses, didn't wear makeup, etc. then suddenly in year 10 she decided to do away with that whole shtick. I didn't realise it was her for ages (she was in my tutor group as well. I usually just read in them so I thought we'd got a new student).
She literally went from like a 3 to an 8. Mental.

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SHOES
ON
UPHOLSTERY
THE FUCKING SAVAGES.

literally you

Only sociopaths wake up early enough to do that

(The joke)

Your head

i dont get it. i know it was supposed to be me, i was just throwing the ball back at you.

not retail wageslaves

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absolutly based