Give me a flick to prepare for amputation

>amputating friends leg in a few days

Hes got bone cancer and we're in a third world shithole country, no doctors we can afford and he is unable to come back with me. No human anesthetic either I don't want to fucking do it and whenever I say this he guilt trips me with the fact he's going to die otherwise (vet so probably the most qualified "doctor" in 100 miles). Where did it all go so fucking wrong

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Sure, user.

Sure.

(but if it's actually true, best of luck and God bless)

Oh no!! That feel when amputate friend leg!! FEEEL!!!

What will you do with the leg after? ask him if you can eat it. It's OK if you have permission.

is this what non-whites really do?

fake and gay

127 hours

What country?

>thrid world shithole
>can't afford doctor

probably america

All Quiet On the Western Front (1930)

Livestream or video it.

Dances with Wolves

Or maybe I’m thinking if Good Bad and the Ugly

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MGSV: The Phantom Pain

USA

saw, the first one
127 hours
evil dead 2

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Post pic of surgical instruments you will be using

just shoot him in the head and put him out of his misery. how did you figure out he had cancer if you've got no doctors?

America

>No human anesthetic
What about alcohol?

Also you should knock him out and see something else on this stump as a joke.

Saw.

If you're a vet then why can't you afford an actual doctor?
This just seems like a terrible idea, you might be held legally responsible if your friend dies after you amputate.

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Make sure to keep this song on repeat and stream the whole process

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How is anyone supposed to learn surgery with laws like that?

i would also like to know how you fags self diagnosed this

Webmd

how is cutting off a leg going to cure bone cancer?
you're both fucking idiots

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R-F

127 hours

It will stop it from spreading to other parts of his body, it’s almost like you’ve never seen a movie where they do an emergency amputation

play Heavy Rain

that's not how cancer works friendo

Gofund me you retard.

It's the only thing resembling a surgical tool we can now get in bongland.

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I hope you have a license for that bone saw.