So she's smart, funny; she's witty and cute

So she's smart, funny; she's witty and cute.
Yea.
I'm thinking we found 2019's "it" girl.

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Fuck off and die with your stupid whore

She looks like she _____ _____ ____

>she

I'm thinking we found 2019's industry plant

Kill yourself you dumb pop music consuming nigger

Fucks big dogs

This but unironically.

Boring
Forced
Tryhard
Annoying
Industry Plant
aka Rita Ora 2019
See you in the bargain bin Bill

ugly bitch

>smart
no
>funny
no
>witty
no
>cute
no
>dead in a few years from a drug overdose
yes

She's also narcissistic, self centered and immature.

Will be forgotten like her predecessors in 1 or 2 years.

burns that coal

boobs or gtfo

>blue hair
>smart

Her smug face combined with the blue hair is a major turn off.

This.

I've never listened to any of her music, but I intuitively know it will be garbage. How is this possible?

retards born in December 2001 like this bitch don't even count as human since they weren't living when the towers fell and since their first memories are of a smartphone

Industry plant.

stinky underboob

*blocks your path*

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I'm from the future
>2020 I am... Forgotten.

That's a greenflag bro.

smells really bad

what's wrong with her eyesss

needs a shower

heavy drugs

makes shit music

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THOSE STUPID TOWERS YOU RETARDED AMERISHART

I still have not heard one second of this things music

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>Iphone came out in 2006
>there first memories where of a smartphone guyzzzz
The blackberry existed but I don't remember any kid having one just adults

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is slightly depressed

has bad breath.

She is the new Lana Del Rey but with even less talent

I have a daughter older than her.

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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fuck off Yea Forums

Sold her soul

why are people pushing this ugly white trash looking thing so hard? she looks like that girl from HS who has a bunch of shitty homemade tattoos at 16, a hardcore drug habit at 17, and a three kids at 21

sucks mad dikkk

she'll be fucked up like amanda bynes or lindsay lohan before she turns 20

why does she pretend that she doesn't have big tits?

Born after 9/11 is crazy to think about damn

mommy

‘They’ want the tranny look being in style

has big tittays!

To her, Youtube has simply always existed. Can you imagine someone like that? Even turbo zoomers born right at the end of the 90s know what they were doing in 2004 when Youtube wasn't around

I am sick of people with colored hair, tattoos, and drug problems who think they're interesting and not trash who will never amount to anything.

Crazy brother

"She's" complete trash... my 7 year old daughter started humming one of her shitty songs the other day and I had to explain what a trashy wannabe poser with identity crisis is as best I could.

>Can you imagine someone like that?
Yes? Why is it supposed to be such a drama inducing issue? For you, television has always existed. For someone born 100 years ago, railroad travel has always existed. Are you pretending to be a grumpy retard?

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Youtube changed the way we consume media, and its going to be around for ever, so yeah not remembering a tme before it is a pretty big deal

A lot of women have big boobs and are way more attractive than this music industry bike.

36E by the way

My 13 year old son was like "Listen to her music"
I thought he found her and she was some indie artist. Nope, she's being pushed extremely hard.

>why are people pushing
It's not people, it's promotion.
I mean yes, some people push her too, but the root is he record label just went all in to create a new "Hot artist". It's all to make money. They spend about 10 million on advertising, they'll get hundreds of millions in return. Everything is advertising friend. It's all for money.

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>its going to be around for ever,
Nothing is going to be around for ever.
Sears changed the way we shopped. Remember that.

her music sucks. i listened to 'bad guy' and i couldn't even understand what this stupid cunt was saying. fuck her in her stupid face and fuck her shitty diction. it's probably so bad cause her teeth moved from all the cocks she took.
hHEHEHHEh XD

>My wife's son

has no talent

sucks black dick

Cute Jew 2bdesu

All I see is coal getting burned. Especially with the negro arm around her in the pic on the right.

I have one of those too. I don't really talk to him at all. I never took on the "father" shit. I'm really a just a huge asshole. You can have step kids and never be a step dad. You just ignore them.

Ah. Is this the Avril Lavigne of the zoomers?

>coalburner
>smart

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and the mom doesnt care? based

hides massive milkers

HEY GUYS, I KNOW! I'LL PUSH A FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD THOT ON A BOARD THAT IS MEANT FOR TELEVISION AND FILM! LET'S SEE HOW MUCH WE CAN PUSH HER TO BREAK THE BOUNDARIES OF ARTIFICIAL FAME!

I said it for Cash me ousside girl and I’ll say it again: Pygmalion remake starring her when?

>she

Remember Lorde? This is the new Lorde. 2021 no one will remember her

Have sex.

He doesn't live with us, only did for a few weeks. He's all fucked up now, probably from lack of a father figure.

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You first.

>my 13 year old son
Based boomer

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Oh, whoa. That's unfair. Lorde had a bit of talent. Could sort of carry a tune.
This is more like the new Rebeca Black.

You cum first? I cum first?

Rebbeca Black was entertaining. Lorde was pretentious. Know the difference

waits until marriage

Blackberry was my first non flipphone when I was 17

>ywn have a teen gf with gigantic, natural tits
I honestly have no idea why i should keep living like this or how anyone can.