Spider-man: Far from Home

As an Asian dude this movie gave me hope.

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Meanwhile in real life...

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>Prom date
>’I’ll miss you’
>Wedding ring

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meanwhile

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Well to be fair even in the movie it ends with them not being together, obviously it was a vacation fantasy for her and pure fantasy for him.

>wedding ring
>worn on his right hand
Unless he's Russian Orthodox I don't think that is what that is.

based goose

Why is he clenching his fist lads?

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you have cheap hopes, my man

She kept trying to hold his hand and the Goose doesn't want Eva to find out.

there is no hope. death comes for us all. love is a lie pretty and dumb people tell themselves. give up now while you still have a shred of dignity.

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You idiots realize the whole relationship is a joke about how ridiculous it is and they break up at the end, right?

BTFO

did he?

Did you ignore the Asian “””chad””” getting btfo the entire movie?

Um he was American Indian sweaty

is this the sequel to all those threads where the brainlet anons think an obvious spic is a pajeet?

this would have made the movie less dishonest and more palatable, unfortunately the movie was a POS

>3/10 obese clay-faced asian in sudden romance with 7/10 blonde skinny euro in high school?
stop living in a fantasy world

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Age of blonde girl?

go away patel

Haha yea girls it’s just a joke racemix on vacation it’s so funny haha

The whole point is that she's retardedly out of his league and there's no way they'd be together IRL, you literally don't even see them kiss. There's not a single teenage girl who watched this movie and thought, "Yeah, that looks appealing."

Why not bitch about Pete and MJ, that's the more obvious target here

>stop living in a fantasy world
it's supposed to be stupid as shit, did you not see Peter's confused and slightly disgusted face every time he saw them together? movie was based and redpilled

Only based poster in the entire thread.

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Samefagging retard from Mumbai.

have you ever considered OP might be ironic?

117696547 (You) is me. Other two arent me.

>newfag doesn't understand how replies work

kill yourself

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SAMOAN'D

/pol, go away

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what about murder rates

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Is she 18 in the pics posted in this thread? If so then I think she's hot.