The horror.... The horror

>it's a fading brando episode

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>you can solve it by clicking all the fading pieces that are brando
>it all fades back to brando
fuck.

I think this was around time he was living next to Quincy Jones and fucking Quincy’s cleaning ladies

Very bad way to go.

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

>True Hollywood Tales 1997

based or cringe?

In other words: he fucked up badly.

No, he actually stopped caring because he was rich and successful and literally do whatever and whoever he wanted.

based he's the orginal shitposter I mean no way he didn't stink the house up afterwards

Ha ha. Remember that time that Marlon sucked a cock and had a pic taken? He did it just as a lark. Just a jokey-joke amongst friends.

It was a jew cock and not a black cock. People think it's a black cock because of the shadowing. It belonged to the nerd pictured below

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Absolutely based

His daughter committed suicide and his son committed murder.

He was probably looking for an excuse to eat some eggs

Final verdict: Absolutely Baste

he must have been a good dad

This, he had his fun with perfect looks in the 40s/50s. It was food's turn to get eaten out.

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Orson Welles could have eaten more eggs, let’s be honest

Probably this. It might not have been lifelong but it's clear somewhere along the line the full switch got broken.

Imagine the smell

White people summed up.

>Select all squares with fat

>For once, here’s a story about Marlon Brando and overeating where it’s not him doing the scoffing. In 1955, Brando was shooting ‘Guys & Dolls’ with Frank Sinatra, but the two actors’ methods clashed: Brando was all about the ‘method’, finding out new and interesting angles with each new take, while one-take wonder Sinatra refused to rehearse. Both men got on each other’s wick – Sinatra called Brando “Mumbles”, and Brando said of Sinatra: “Frank’s the kind of guy, when he dies, he’s going to go to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.” Brando would get his moment to take out his frustration on Frank; during a scene where Sinatra’s character had to eat a cheesecake, Brando kept intentionally fluffing the last line, forcing Sinatra to eat more and more cake. After the ninth aborted take, Sinatra exploded: “These f***ing New York actors! How much cheesecake do you think I can eat?”

Did he think it was food?

>Frank’s the kind of guy, when he dies, he’s going to go to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

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Post more crazy Brando stories

is this legit

I don't know if that photo is legit, but it's well-known he sucked a lot of dicks back in his day.

sucking another mans dick and taking pictures to mail out to your mates is the most chad thing to do since arm stand urination was passe

he was once the perfect man

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He fell for the permabulk meme

Chubby fuck

Wtf I'm gay now

he didn't have to say anything, but he does have to eat the eggs

AH THE FRENCH, RENOWNED FOR THE GAULISH GAME HENS AND THEIR EGGS

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>“These f***ing New York actors! How much cheesecake do you think I can eat?”
9 takes worth apparently.

>His wife put a lock on the fridge to stop him from gorging himself
>in response he got Jack Nicholson to toss bags of whoppers over the gates of his mansion

none of the reddit meme actors, Keanu, Cranston, Nic Cage, none of them will be One one hundredth of the man Brando was

Was Bowie the most beautiful human being ever?

Brando is the definition of a meme actor.

I will never marry an italian guy.
they look cute when they're like 20 but they go bald and let themselves go fast.

in an unconventional way, yes

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yeah Italian men are as bad as the average woman

Shit, I’m a gay chubby chaser even I can’t fap to this shit

lmao

best reply gettin no respect

Didn't he die from his digestive system being clogged with shit and blowing up? Or am I thinking of another famous fat fuck?

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>he can't fap to brando
What are you, gay?

he got so big he couldn't fit through the door, now he is trapped in that room

And that's not even the peak Bowie in that pic

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That might have been Elvis

looks uncut

>retards not knowing this is a fat suit

I can't fathom how you can eat that many eggs without your stomach exploding.

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Elvis' diet had mangled his guts, but what killed him in the end was a heart attack.

I honestly thought this was another captcha complaint thread.

He's Bobby B tier based and lived his life like a king.

>in his youth, he was the true steel. an object of desire for women and envy for men
>in his later years, he sampled all the delights this earthly garden has to offer

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LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

Finally somebody gets it. Brando was a true alpha, shook every ounce of enjoyment from life as he could. A true fucking modern hedonist.

Kek

>Select all images containing an absolute unit

Brando fucked and got fucked by anything with a pulse. There's also a story about him involving a cucumber. It didn't involve eating.