>Its a Truman has a small mental breakdown but then goes on like nothing happened episode
This can't be healthy for him right?
Its a Truman has a small mental breakdown but then goes on like nothing happened episode
>its a truman orbits a girl who has a long distance BF that doesn't give a shit about her episode
haha i hope truman doesnt fuck up this time and seals the deal finally
>it's a truman gets pressured into getting an apartment he can't afford with his girlfriend because her mother abuses her episode
Jesus Truman get ahold of yourself.
>It's a Truman tries to analyse his obsessional thoughts from a Freudian perspective to understand why his anxieties have to deal with morality, sexuality, isolation, etc.
Haha what a weird show
>it's a Truman finally takes bi-polar medication and antipsychotics after.losing his mom, business, home, declaring bankruptcy, almost killing a guy, falling in love with a beautiful woman who left him suddenly, having a full scale mental breakdown but feels much better now and loves life.
Sometimes Truman wins
>It's a Truman thinks about an unpleasant social interaction from an hour or two earlier and mumbles "Okie-dokie" twice under his breath, and knows that he will probably randomly remember this interaction and have some sort of verbal or physical reaction when he does for literally years to come episode
What did the showrunner mean by this?
> It's a Truman starts remembering the suppressed thought of that time he had a little sister that left the show after he put a spider in her shoe as a prank but it was a hobo spider and she lost a leg episode.
>It's a Truman gets matched with a thicc femdom underage girl on tinder that's cool and pretty into him, but he fucks it up by making autism jokes episode
Jesus christ Truman you were this close to having a fat bitch sit on your face why are you like this
Good for... Him
Take care user... I mean Truman
This whole AIDS arc has been dragging on for long enough now. Can't they just cast Magic Johnson for a few episodes to cure Truman and get on with it?
>it's a Truman uses his skills on photoshop to make nudes with pictures of his girlfriends from facebook episode.
it's nice to see him learning new tricks but i don't know if it's the right way.
>it’s a Truman gets a fake phone number from a girl episode
Damn, this show’s getting really repetitive
Truman's gonna go to some odd places that way.
Whoa dude how far behind are you?
Last season Truman started up faking again but this time doing his ex girlfriend into Blacked blowbangs
>it's a Truman's ex's new boyfriend showed up to a party, tried to outdrink Truman and vomited all over himself episode
sometimes Truman wins
It's a Truman tells a normalfag to gtfo episode.
>It's a Truman buys a gun to go shooting with his Dad and ends up just staring at it for 15 minutes in complete silence when he gets home episode
it's a Truman is somehow friends with the wholesome benevolent chad who hosted the party episode
>its a Truman gets in a shouting match with a woman in the parking lot because she thinks I parked too close to her car even though she was parked on the line
100bucks says he picked it and herpes up while fucking blacks chicks while on the show In Living Color
>It’s a Truman gets drunk, brings a girl home and cums inside her because he took off his condom expecting tu cum over her but decided to put it back in.
Truman must be so nervous right now hehe
>It's a "Truman gets back into exercising, self-improving, gets back in touch with his friends and family, scores a job that pays very well, finally moves into his own place, has a very financially independent life, but still cannot get over the time when he was finally happy for the first time ever when his Discord girlfriend and the wonderful month they had together when she came over to visit even though he was broke as fuck but then shortly after broke up with him" episode
Fire this fucking writing team, the plot goes nowhere and he's just gonna live off the rest of the show miserable.
>It's a Truman does nothing all day as his board certification exams draw closer and goes out to a dumb standup show with his freinds again episode
>it’s a Truman visits his siblings who are all married with kids yet Truman has never been in a relationship and is now 28 episode
Kind of unrealistic honestly
>It's a Truman is 7 days into his nofap streak and edges for an hour before gently coming down episode
It was pretty graphic and frankly offensive to watch
>it's a Truman goes drinking at the bar on the 4th of July and musters up the courage to hit on the group of girls that make eye contact with him but they tell him they were actually looking at his more attractive friend who already has a loving girlfriend and stable finances episode
Truman is so silly!
> Get home from work.
> Car parked like shit so now I have to park like shit to get out.
> Car leaves making me look like the asshole alone.
Every fucking Sunday.
I think I saw this one
Oh jesus christ this happened to me, but the fat girl was down, only when we were driving to the store to get condoms (I dont keep any because I never think I'm going to get laid), I told her I was tired and asked if I could just drop her off. I couldve fucked but I just kept thinking about the girl I actually like who's fucking my stupid best friend, what the fuck is wrong with me
episode
>it's a Truman has a good day, yet somehow feels like he's slowly losing his ability to feel joy
i think the writers wrote themselves into a corner and just are going to reuse the same idea until they figure out something better
> It's a Truman didn't realize someone moved into the apartment below his and jerked off too noticeably and now the ham planet starts up when he does like some kind of dual session through the floor but it's really fucking awkward and weird and now he just wants to jerk off in peace, episode.
Fuck and he just renewed the lease too.
fuck i hate people that arent self aware
>It's a Truman obsesses over a girl so much that he begins to play the long game over years of being her closest friend to finally win her over one day because his developed onitis prevented him from chasing others season
It was honestly a relief that he finally got a new plot-line, but damn that cliff hanger. Hope nothing bad happens next season.
You can't fap without your neighbor hearing?
>that episode where Truman vomited into the toilet while shitting into the bathtub
Did we ever find out what was wrong with him? He never went to a doctor.
You can't do anything in an upstairs apartment without the people below you knowing about it.
>It's a Truman knows a girl who constantly posts about depression and he wants to talk to her about it but doesn't feel like he knows her well enough and he would probably just be a bother episode
>it's a Truman keeps trying with women despite the fact it always end up in failure, but he's stubborn because he knows once he gives up it will destroy him episode
The writers have added 4 girls in the last season but they barely last a few episodes. What's the deal?
>it's a Truman has acute sinusitis episode, but antibiotics unironically would cost him $500 buks that he doesn't have, so he has no choice to tough out the next 2 weeks of pain, where it's possible the infection becomes even worse and surgery is needed
I get what the show is going for, showing how fucked up the healthcare system is, but this is too much
>it’s a Truman spends another Saturday night on an online website unhealthy for his sanity
>it's a Truman stops giving a fuck about self-improvement and just waits for chainlink to moon while resuming his life of shitposting on Yea Forums episode
>its a truman cant understand basic statistics
it's been long enough without it happening again
he's probably fine
>its a Truman falls asleep again worrying his schizophrenic brother will have another breakdown and try to assault him
this arc on Truman losing his job and forced to move back in with mom and mentally ill bother is tiring. when will the execs let him get another job.
I thought this show was supposed to be pleasant
when did it start getting all mean-spirited and miserable?
>It's a Truman gets sick of life, quits his job and lives off savings & welfare for a year not going out of the house season.
>It's a Truman graduates college and comes back to his hometown to find that all of his friends have gotten married and moved on with their lives without him episode
ouch
I keep seeing that one. It's like they do nothing but reruns for some reason.
>it's a Truman learns to cook episode
>it's a Truman wakes up at 4pm and doesn't apply for any new jobs episode
is he afraid of something? I thought he liked structure
kino
>it's a Truman is almost a 31 year old virgin and realizes that he might be the only non-handicapped person from his high school class who has never had sex episode
truman should just have that episode sponsed by neti pots or somethin
>It's a "Truman finally worked up the courage to kill her, but now cant get the body out of the basement discretely, so he's seriously considering eating it"
>episode
>non-handicapped person
truman should stop lying to strangers
>It's a Truman sees girls that he was *this* close to dating back in high school out in public and we ignore each other episode
>it's a Truman is referred to his government funded mental health place only for them to tell him he needs to go to a psychiatrist after three sessions episode
>It's a Truman thinks that he doesn't really need a relationship but can't tell if that's because of his focus on self-improvement or just because he's generally too depressed to make an effort episode
this gag is getting overused
That must be a house made of glass and paper?
>Surprised his anxieties revolve around some of the defining topics of existentialism
>Is surprised by this, but still thinks he can use his superficial understanding of psychoanalysis, using an anachronistic Freudian toolset, learned in modern psych 101 to analyze his neuroses
I'd call it a pseud post, but nice use of 'obsessional' even if the slightly different definition from 'obsessive' was happenstance from poor conjugation.
Nah sound travels downward. It's not exactly some unknown phenomena man the people that live below you can count how many times you've peed.
>that year when all he does is spin his wheels trying to decide what he's going to do for the rest of his life
Honestly impressed that he was able to live off 7 hours a week at a $30/hour job, though. I just hope he gets health insurance in the next couple of months. He's clearly ignoring some serious health issues.
Not that user but relax man
>It's a Truman has a woman express her feelings for him but Truman doesn't feel anything for her and just enjoys her company for a few hours. She gets upset and doesn't talk to Truman
>its a Truman deals with the reality of wasting his early 20's day dreaming and pacing and comes to terms with the fact he needs to get back into college and not be a fucking loser forever
HO-Oh what a riot
>it's a truman drops out from college for the third time when he promised himself he would finish it this time for his mom episode
>its the episode where Truman continues to browse a fringe website from his childhood because he doesnt have the social skills to relate to the regular world
This arc of him sitting in front of a screen giggling to himself and saying top kek and nigger under his breath is getting old.
>It's a Truman can't shake his feeling of aloofness and it has only been getting worse as the years go on.
Alright this thread is getting too real for me, I'm out
>its a truman slowly becomes addicted to amphetamines in order to lose weight season arc
Mate I was diagnosed with OCD, it genuinely is obsessional thinking.
>It’s a Truman has to smash the hard drive in his laptop and snap the WiFi dongle in his pc in two because he spent the last 5 days fapping nonstop after discovering Yandex reverse image searches his favorite lowkey fetish episode.
At least he’s feeling better
>Its a truman gets dumped by the girl he thought was the one during the most stressful time in his life
>it's a Truman worries about the scar tissue on his phimosis dick might make stretching and fixing it impossible, leading to an eventual unwanted circumcision
lol who writes this crazy shit?
>it's a Truman remembers how he was once an underageb& posting on /b but is now a literal 30 year old boomer posting on /tv episode
Where do the seasons go?
>it's a Truman missed the due dates for some assignments and panic dropped his courses because he had already been skipping class for three weeks
Oh that Truman
>Its a truman cheats on his fiance with her drugged up drunk younger sister episode
>Its another pregnancy scare after the drunk sex with her sister episode
really starting to hate these episodes
>it's a Truman jacks off for an hour while staring at his unconscious friend's fat ass and debating whether or not to just stick it in, before finally settling on ejaculating on her ass and thighs before cleaning it up episode
That Truman is full of surprises
Meh, the show ran out of ideas around Season 30, it's been on fucking autopilot since then.
>It's a Truman really wants to change but downs a bottle of vodka instead of doing anything useful episode
haha you idiot! Its never the last one, this storyline is getting tired!
>it's a Truman is a directionless 23 year old who doesn't even have his license and is still living with his mom but doesn't have the motivation to improve his life episode
It just feels like the show has been stagnating for several seasons now
how many of you actually do this shit
>it's a Truman seriously considering a casual date with another guy in a desperate move to get laid episode
>Another Truman spends all day on /gif/ making BLACKED threads, episode
I think I'm done with this show desu. It's been like this for the last two weeks.
>another Truman thinks back to when he was younger, more agile, playing sports in an age bracket that he would have to wait another 2 years to be old enough for, then his family moves states and he drops the sport altogether and watches championships he could have played in while finishing the beers he bought just for the game
>Truman worries that his alcohol abuse in college did some permanent damage but he thinks he'll kill himself before it becomes a problem
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I don't get it
>watched truman show first time yesterday
>this thread shows up
>this keeps happening with lots of movies or media i consume that are otherwise not commonly discussed on this site
any episodes with this theme
>it's a Truman runs up the stairs on all fours like a gorilla episode
Hate to break it to you, user, but Truman Show threads used as a guise for off topic blogging is a long running thing.
>it's a Truman cooks something but never does it again because he's too lazy to do the cleanup afterwards episode
fucking mood
Baader-Meinhof effect
>it's a Truman gets diagnosed with skin cancer episode
>its a truman stays up till 7 am and wakes up at 4 pm and goes downstairs to see his mothers disappointment that she can't even spend time with her son anymore
Hope Truman really starts going to bed earlier
>tfw actually do this
How do I make it stop?
At least you tried user. I never tried so that makes you a Chad!
>its a teenage Truman makes his best friend go shoot guns with him and talks about killing the jocks at the high school and we see him pack a dufflebag of guns and get in his car but a specially hired swat team immediately swamps the vehicle and Truman is put through years of therapy in a locked facility while angry parents try to sue the production for putting their kids in danger by not arresting Truman sooner episode
your mind forces you to re-enact things until you find a successful way of dealing with it. Once you figure out how to act in the same situation in future, it'll stop
Fuck off back to twitter, summerlad
There is a Truman thread up literally every other day, retard.
i've been here since 2012 you fuck
dumb double nigger of a newfaggot, i've been here since 1989
epic
>It's a Truman and his best friend go looking for 1800s clothing at thrift stores so they can camp like it's There Will Be Blood episode
What the hell are these writers on?
>It's a Truman jacks off in the morning and is slightly less energetic for the whole day episode again
how new are you?
We're basically living in Truman town already with all the tracking, spying and data analytics going on.
>it's a Truman visits his parents episode only to have things thrown at him by his dad episode
Shit. That sucks.
>its Truman woke up with stiff lower back pain so intense he's walking around like a cripples old man and yeah Truman is a manual laborer but he's never hurt himself or compromised his core lifting anything and he's been off for three days anyway and it's been 4 hours and Truman is starting to become concerned episode
>It’s a Truman takes Mad Dog 357 hot sauce and absolutely coats the burgers his buddy just grilled up, pays for it with his asshole in the morning
Sometimes it’s worth the pain
>it's a Truman was sober for three months, then went on a week-long bender after his panic attacks suddenly came back and he's now going through withdrawals again episode.
>it’s a Truman says he’ll only have 2-4 shots tonight but ends up having 13 and waking up the next morning wondering how he got in bed episode
Why was there a travel office even? Why tell him other places exist?
My tall friend also gets far more women than me (a 5’11.7 manlet) but he’s not dumb and also has good taste in the girls he dates who I also almost always like. You are not alone
Seen this rerun way too many times.
>it's a truman keeps his phone on flight mode every moment of the day other than a short mandatory conversation with one relative every two days to let his family know he hasn't suicided yet
What is he so afraid of bros? Why doesn't he just pick himself up and face the outside world?
Same thing happens to me, Truman. Somehow I was able to stay in college though. Maybe the writers will keep this around for a couple more seasons, but I have a feeling it’s never going away. I hope they push the storyline by adding a doctor to tell Truman why he acts like this.
>It's a Truman starts experiencing such mundane and lifelike daily dreams that he can't differentiate between them and reality anymore.
The plot is starting to become really confusing.
>It's Truman is getting divorced after 5 years of marriage and ends up fucking random girls, feeling empty if he does, feeling empty if he doesn't fuck them leading to oscillation between severe social withdrawal and being hyper social
>it's a Truman HAS SEX episode, but nothing really changes and all the days are still the same
>it's a Truman buy iPad episode
based Truman
every time
>It's a Truman doesn't study for his college exams because he can barely wake up in the morning but is too much of a coward to finally drop out rerun
Boring! New material please.
>it's a Truman is having worse episodes of gender dysphoria as he ages despite his best efforts to repress them episode
>its a Truman slowly realises his life is an endless hell of loneliness and isolation he will never escape episode
>it's a truman has a crush on his coworker but is too scared to find out if she's in a relationship episode
Geez, tired of these repeats
>it's a truman finally noticex the photo of her being intimate with another man on her desk and goes into denial first about her relationship and then about his own interest in her episode
Hehe. Never get tired of these. What a fucking moron.
Truman needs to look online for "fish" antibiotics. They're the people kind, but sold for people's "fish" problems.
>It’s a truman was woken up on his day off by his need to take a shit and now has the whole day because it’s a Sunday episode
Maximum comfy I love this episode
It’s going to be alright but You need to wake up user, you’re dreaming again.
Imagine these thoughts to be physical, made like a packet or a sphere, you have a web shooter, you shoot it and trap them as they are about to hit you.
Love this episode
I get the feeling most of these are real
>It's a Truman jerks off to a memory of his high school crush whilst lying in bed episode
>Truman failed a university course in his final semester and has been having a breakdown for weeks over it
I don't know why he can't seem to get over it. It's just one course right lol? His GPA wasn't very good anyway and he can afford it financially. Why is he taking it so hard
Based
>Truman starts to fall in love with the practice GF way beneath his league he was using to work his way up to being able to have a relationship with the girl he actually likes
truman is lying to himself about what his league actually is. I wonder how he got so conceited?
Truman should try some steroid cream like betamethasone or hydrocorthisone before going for the kike surgery.
>its a truman gets asked out by a girl but she sniffs out his autism and dumps him by text after the 1st date and its been 3 months but he still thinks about her while listening to melancholic french electropop episode
pathetic isn't it
>it´s a truman doesn´t have the balls to ask a girl for a coffee because he thinks she and her friends are going to laugh at him and think he´s an idiot episode.
fucking hate these reruns
It was probably that after-credits stinger where she confides in him that she knows he's out of her league and she's having anxiety attacks that the second Truman realizes he can do better he'll leave her, suddenly motivating Truman to stay with her out of guilt because that's exactly what he was going to do.
You guys are in a bubble. Your life wont change if you do nothing
Dont give me that you try shit, try fucking harder
>its a trumans falls for a friend who doesnt like truman back at all and then she just stops talking to him making truman feel worthless
>Truman wanted a gf for years, a girl came into him and asked him out to coffee and he then made up an excuse to not go and then ghosted her
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Truman?
i´m starting to think truman might be on the spectrum
>it's a truman tries to kill himself because every girl who ever grew interested in him was a slut and would have just as easily been interested in anyone else, making truman feel empty and redundant episode
>Truman has went to the doctor on his own initiative and has figured out he has maladaptive daydream and that his megalomaniac mother encouraged his unhealthy behavior because it created a permenent dependence on her
>it's a Truman realizes too late that this is not how he is supposed to be at 35 episode
WUH OH!
Truman should just go to Mexico amd buy them in a dr Simi drugstore for like 20 bucks. Hope production let him go before things get too bad
haha wow what kind of show would even have that!!!!
i REALLY HOPE truman can do better and moves on and not restricts his bloodline to inferior genes because of guilt and fake love via being deprived of interaction!!!!!!
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>it's a truman puts his dog who has been in his family for 13 years to sleep and buries him episode
this one is a real bummer, hopefully things improve by the end of the season
>it’s another Truman loses his social group because his social normalcy act collapses under alcohol and he pisses everyone off episode
>the rest of the season is Truman slowly getting closer to buying a helium tank and an oxygen mask as depression sets in and he never leaves his house
Unless they pull some surprise twist out of nowhere like last time, everyone watching the show can tell what the season finale will be this time.
>It's Truman stopped drinking for few months and was doing great in life but then one conversation with friend tipped him over and he's been drinking whole week episode
why writers keep reusing same subplot so many times?
That reminds me of the one where truman's neighbor invites him over to do a bunch of coke and the neighbor literally offers him the most he's ever seen
I don't think any new episodes came out for like a week or so after that one
>a girl came into him and asked him out to coffee
wtf I thought Truman's interaction were supposed to be realistic.
>It’s a truman wastes his 20s with a drug/alcohol addiction and ends up isolating himself from all friends and relationships. Goes to rehab at 27 and is successful but when he gets out and tries to mend friendships and socialize he realizes everyone he knows is an alcoholic/druggie and can’t associate with them anymore.
I dunno, the cliffhanger implies that he's not ACTUALLY out of her league, and he has no conception of whether or not he's attracted due to an inability to read people and his low amount of interactions, so he's afraid to move on in case he doesn't actually score anyone better
I think I saw that episode as well, but Truman just self-diagnosed himself with that and called it a day. I wonder if the doctor told him how to fix it.
based /ck/ truman
based.
>it's a Truman becomes incandescent with rage at work episode and he has to pretend that it's because he's frustrated with his task when in reality he's furious with himself for his own incompetence
Does Truman need to find a new job?