Are you ready for competitive eating kino?

I'd like to see you eat 40+ hotdogs

The Two Escobars and Survive And Advance were good.

Fantastic Lies too

Guru of Go
Survive and Advance
The U, parts 1 and 2
Broke

for me, it's nutless pete

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If they made a female league ... I'd watch it.

>He doesn't hire enforcers based off their baseball stats

There is a female league.

OK calm down. No need to get angry in this thread

>being able to speed eat something isnt a useful skill for anything
Neither is the ability to put a small ball into a hole or kick a larger ball between two posts.

Welcome to sport, I see you're an avid fan - please weigh in more on the topic.

the funniest part to me what when they referred to what they do as a 'sport' and these guys as 'athletes'. Come the fuck on.

Sports are an indicator of fitness an martial skills in a safe environment. What the hell does competitive eating showcase?

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There is nothing wrong with playing the heel. The problem is marks take it too far.
Kobayashi should've felt comfortable playing the villain, we all could've had some good fun. But actual retards mess everything up.

Not anymore it ain't. Welcome to the new world, grandpa

>nutless pete
kek

i remember back before Joey Chestnut and sometime around when Kobayashi was winning there was a big fat black guy in the contest who ate like 3 more after the event was over just because he probably was still hungry

Any hotties there? Can they shove more wieners down their throats than the dudes?

the ability to withstand torture

Yeah, competitive eating is great b/c we can make fun of a dude who obviously has a tiny azn penis shove hotdogs probably bigger than his actual dick into his fucking mouth, and then spew it out later in a fucking trashcan.

Poetic metaphor for his life. Becomes a tranny soon after. Ironically has more sex from then on. Many such cases!

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LOL

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Speed eaters are fucking retarded but food fighters as they call in Japan (I don't know how they call them in USA) are just a marvel to watch. You see a 45Kg little japanese woman eating 50 burgers or 200 pieces of sushi. It's the closest thing to supernatural people in the real world.

If competitive eating had become popularized 40 years ago would Brando have quit acting to do it full time?

No because he's more of a food marathoner.

When he versed the bear that was some fucking kino television. Pretty based America.

He's still pretty based.

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Kobayashi was amazing on the True Life show.
Shame he ended up like this.

Not a Red Sox fan but Four Days in October is kino.

Kobay is such a little bitch.
>"Waahhhh I'm not the undisputed champ anymore"
>"they are trash talking me, why can't they just eat and shut up like I do"
Dude comes over here and expects the trash talking culture to change because of his feefees. Can't handle the bantz then fuck off.

Chasing Tyson

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how do you not black out when you get back on your feet doing this?

You don't know Bo.

People aren't dying in the world today for a lack of footballs. You see what I mean?

>all of them puke it all up after the show is done anyways
then it didn't really get wasted did it?
still has nutrients, send that slop off to africa

By being polish.

>blocks your path

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competitive eating is degenerate

You mean people don't take a guy that eats mouth fulls of soggy hotdog for sport seriously?

Run Ricky Run
The U
You Don't Know Bo

I watched like two minutes of the hot dog eating contest the other day and the fucking ESPN commentator was actually saying YEET. I wanted to shoot myself.

Sneed eaters

Could Ric Flair really have slept with 10,000 women like he claims? I guess technically it's possible.

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More Like LA BASED

Summer of 92

A single stadium built for the sole reason watching 22 nogs kick a ball between two posts wastes more resources than all competitive food contests in the world combined. Welcome to sports cuckboy.

i ate three hotdogs today, should i become a competative eater?

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3 whole hotdogs?

all competitive "sports" are boring as shit. tragic part is they could all be fixed with one simple change in rules.

>competitive eating is currently who can be the first to finish a plate. it needs to be who can be the last to not vomit while everyone eats at a fixed rate.
>soccer is currently which team scores more goals with set team sizes. it needs to be which team can score the most goals while taking out members of the other team (no replacements).
>football is currently which team scores most points while pushing sides before the player with the ball goes down. it needs to be such that the play isn't over until someone scores a touchdown.
>mma is currently who can knock the other out/into submission before the last round is up. it needs to be who can make the other visibly aroused first (must be by unanimous decision)

pro sports leagues, pay me. i can make you billions.

Seconding You Don't Know Bo