Why didn't you come to Star Wars Galaxy's Edege™ and see planet Batuu?
The fucking state of star wars fans
Chill out bro, got a problem? we be just like Finn and Rey. Luv forever
I did. I got a hat and a blue kyber crystal, but the ticket was free.
Sleazy ass niggers and white whores. Where's the families. Degeneracy everywhere. What would Walt Disney say.
Which movie is Batuu from?
I can't wait to see how much money this theme park loses them in the end.
He'd blame it on the jews.
>making a star wars land
>but only using stuff from the sequels
>Why didn't you come to Star Wars Galaxy's Edege™ and see planet Batuu?
I'm waiting for the crowds to die down. My friend went last month and he had a terrible time with long lines and sold out products.
She's riding nigger cock now but will settle down with rich beta white boy when she feels the wall is approaching
>planet dindu
No thanks
Sequel books. Batuu is not from a movie.
So he’d be right
>he doesn't know about the shop where you can buy chance cubes
Im talking about the entire land. Has nothing from OT or prequels. Just those horrifically bad NU films.
What the fuck does that even mean?
She's hot
>Has nothing from OT or prequels.
The shops do.
So what do you even do there? All I can see are people walking around looking at stuff are there any rides or anything?
Not I was fucking pissed when I went to the star tours museum a couple months back. It was all faggoty sequel shit and all designs were utter trash
>She's hot
Well, she'll be single soon. She'll have a child though so watch out for that.
You spend money and there's one ride.
Is she actually dating that dude or is it just publicity for Cloak and Dagger?
>So what do you even do there?
Go on one ride. (two in a couple months) Build a custom lightsaber. build a custom droid. eat overpriced star wars themed foods and drinks. interact with cast (if you're lucky). Interact with the props via an app on your smartphone.
>Is she actually dating that dude or is it just publicity for Cloak and Dagger?
oh shit that's who that is? I think they might be dating.
Are we supposed to get mad by pretending that woman is white because she bleached her hair? Okay, i'm outraged that anons on Yea Forums think she is white.
>x got us feelin' some type of way
next time in English
Coal and Burner?
Even normies hate the nu ones. I dont get how Disney thought focusing squarely on those was a smart decision.
>. interact with cast (if you're lucky).
You mean that black lesbian with the colorful hair? Im good.
They hate money
>Irrelevant dying Marvel trash at ghost town Disney Wars shithole
Its like poetry.
Your attempted race agitation accomplishes nothing.
This. Smelly Amerisharts are so stupid and blind to fake whites because they are fake whites.
Blacks have accomplished nothing.
>You mean that black lesbian with the colorful hair? Im good.
or stormtroopers, Kylo Ren, Chewbacca, or Rey.
It's by no means an all day attraction. you're meant to spend several hours there and then go spend the rest of the day in disneyland/world.
sage
>Mr Mickey, I don't feel so good
Neither have you
>wanting to hang out with bland ass Rey and first order troopers and maybe chewbacca
Yeah im good.
I'm an economic net benefit on society, which is more than I can say for the majority of them.
It’s so empty behind them...
>Yeah im good.
Tbh the only reason to go there are for the ride(s) and the building of the lightsaber. Maybe a couple of the things you can buy in the shop.
When I go next year I'm only focusing on those things (and buying blue milk which I've heard is amazing).
The lightsabers apparently suuuuuck
their movie Nutcracker bombed like a bitch kekekekekekek. nobody wants to watch that shit.
How do you think Disney's taking the fact thst it single handedly destroyed all public interest in one of the biggest multimedia franchises in history?
she obviously paid for his ticket
By blaming huwites.
The documentary film they make in a decade or so will be hilarious and eye opening. Its incredible how they keep making bad decision after bad decision.
anyone remember that avatar land they opened a while back? if star wars land is a ghost town, avatar land has to be fucking extinct.
>spending all that money to be around niggers
Do these places not have security anymore?
I think Disney knows that their shareholders are a bunch of morons because I didn't see any exec responsible for this mess being fired
I didn't even know it had opened
>The lightsabers apparently suuuuuck
I checked out my friend's who got a couple. They're heavy as hell and the saber sounds aren't as sensitive as I'd like but just about everyone says they're worth it.
>How do you think Disney's taking the fact thst it single handedly destroyed all public interest in one of the biggest multimedia franchises in history?
right to the bank considering they make $3,000 every 15 minutes on lightsabers alone.
>anyone remember that avatar land they opened a while back? if star wars land is a ghost town, avatar land has to be fucking extinct.
Apparently when Star Wars opened, the rest of the park was a ghost town and the best time to go.
I've heard the Banshee ride at Avatar is amazing.
Lmao at ur life, buying a fucking toy sword that can't even hurt people, just buy a fucking gun, like, better technology already exists and you can use a gun like a toy, spin it around and shit but then load it and be a man and defend yourself and family (pfft who are we kidding) nigger
is anyone surprised at this? all attractive white women with any sense in them will go for a black man. black men are everything white men are not, attractive, masculine, interesting, sociable, etc...
>black men are everything white men are not
Yeah, were human and they're animals, damn I'm so jealous of those worthless criminal apes. Fuck niggers, fuck obama, and fuck you nerd
white fragility at full display here folks. he mad
>Lmao at ur life, buying a fucking toy sword that can't even hurt people,
wut
>, just buy a fucking gun, like, better technology already exists and you can use a gun like a toy, spin it around and shit but then load it and be a man and defend yourself and family (pfft who are we kidding) nigger
But I already own a gun.
>June 26th
>Not open to full public
>4 hour window reservations only
Don't kid yourself, they're selling out of merch and the ONE ride has a three hour wait time.
Shut the fuck up, filthy goy. You'll learn to like it in time. We've got our entire lives to play this game out.
>They didn't built Dex's Dinner
What the fuck is their problem?
I like how her "troll" options both have 0%.
yeah the first day they went off reservation they were swamped and had to institute a virtual queue that didn't let up until like 7 pm.
They made Jazz and R&B.
Out of 12 votes from a literal who.
>They made Jazz and R&B.
Where an when exactly did they do that?
And you still waste time on Yea Forums. You are subhuman as much as them.
>everyone says they're worth it
Blahahahhahaa!!!! If you spent $200 (not counting admission, food, etc) just for a lightsaber- do you really wanna be the guys that says "Fuck, this thing sucks, I got ripped off like a little bitch faggot."
Didn't think so.
Why is it troll options to you? Me thinks adults have turned their back on Star Wars, and they aren't taking their kids to that shitshow
What do you mean? Do you actually believe that whites made Jazz?
Americans are a disease
>he doesn't read/watch the reviews of the lightsaber process.
lol
Just shut up and get over here. And bring money.