Say something nice about Maya Hawke, the daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman. In particular her recent breakout role in Stranger Things 3.
Say something nice about Maya Hawke, the daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman...
Stop spamming this garbage show
I like her rapsy voice.
she cute
I would love to tease her about her tit gap before smiling playfully so she knows I was just kidding and sucking on a titty
Looks like a fat ugly version of a young Winona Ryder.
Also, fuck all this nepotism shit. All of these celeb kids are fugly talentless drones.
she wayy looks older than 20. probably doing too much coke
They cucked based Steve and they cucked Yea Forums.
Oh boy.
too fat to be using coke
I have absolutely nothing nice to say about her. I have no opinion on her.
There wasn’t a single memorable character, scene, or dialogue in season 3.
I like her parents' work.
there’s such a thing as coke bloat user
*tips fedora in your direction*
Truly Euphoric
but thats just the face right?
without seeing the season i kept thinking this was Winona Ryder from the thumbnail. Is it her niece on the show or something?
Why the fuck does she look exactly like Winona Ryder
impressive knockers
Man is she gonna age poorly, but she's a 9.5 right now.
I bet quentin has seen this pic
worst shop i've seen in years
slut! love her
She’s incredible. I wanna cum inside her and see her o-face.
I heard that she is fully on board with doing anal, even gets off on it a little bit. Always nice in a girl.
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Did her parents leave her out in the sun when she was baby as an offering to Climate Change?
for real. can the mods fuckin do something about this shit?
there's like 7 different fucking threads on this stupid show at a given moment
She's kind of hot and funny. I'd like to have sex with her if you know what I mean.
How new are you? During Star Wars and Capeshit releases it's a thousand times worse than that. The night GoT ended I literally counted 120 out of 125 possible threads on the board were GoTshit.
hurrr durrr stranger things is the best show ever
it's alright, but pretty dumb sometimes too
Oh great, she's the new flavor of the month here...
You're not the only one, her voice is pure sex.
That's weird I think she looks like ScarJo from Ghost World.
Discount Scarjo.
I don't see either of those at all. She just looks like Uma Thurman.
god this season is awful
I can see your point user
very interesting
I wonder if she's a lesbian like her character
She looks better with dark hair
>has umas eyes
>ethans nose and teeth
idk still effin cute if you ask me
I don't see Uma in her face at all in the OP pic.
Her brother is ugly
well to be fair ethan hawke is one attractive bloke but just ever so slightly
you can see the boy has lots of umas stuff in her too much to make him look as good as his dad but then again he's in puberty so he might grow out well
better feet than Uma, Quentin needs to get on this ASAP
nose is too big, mouth too big, eyes too small. maybe a nose job could help. never expected a kid between those two to look good but maya lucked out, she's not a great beauty but she's pretty, with hollywood make up and hair done- without her famous parents she'd have a hard time finding jobs in hw
based rocco
mom must be jealous
>Hawke has dyslexia, which resulted in her changing schools frequently during her primary education before she was finally enrolled at Saint Ann's School, a private school in Brooklyn, New York that emphasizes artistic creativity and does not grade work.
So is Maya gay or her character? I don't watch shitty shows like ST.
I'd pay everything I have if she'd let me eat her ass, even if for a few minutes at least.
it's uncommon for a celeb kid to go to school , impressive desu
Just the character as far as we know.
>uncommon for a celeb kid to go to school
They usually go to private schools. But she went to a school that didn't even do grades (???)
damn, she must be dumb as shit, maybe I have a chance after all
she didn't need school as she chose acting as her career
>a private school in Brooklyn, New York that emphasizes artistic creativity and does not grade work
so you can not fail at all
why didn't I think of that
make a private school that is so expensive only rich folks can afford it and make up euphemism about how grading is bad
brilliant scheme to make a buck. america never fails to amaze me
She didn't go into acting until she went to the school, because she's too dumb to get another job. Though it was pretty likely just from her parentage.