Kill the lawyer!

Kill the lawyer!

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One of the many reasons Hook was utter shit

>user can't fly, fight or crow confirmed

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My life is over.

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Lawyer detected

At least Hook taught Jack what bad form was, right?

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DUDE GAY TWINK WARRIORS

One of the few movies willing to acknowledge that Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world.

Oh no again.

not*

I'm not that kind of lawyer

this may be the most abhorrent opinion ever posted on this board

Nearsighted gynecologist.

Yeah uh that's pretty anti-Semitic

Rufio is one of the utterly most based characters in movie history ever.

What's a paramecium brain?

THAT'S a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter WITH NO BRAIN THAT CAN'T FLY!

filthy joke

Literally kill yourself.

I've just had an apostrophe.

The boo box for this user.

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>a-at least the pinball machine was good though

youtube.com/watch?v=QCRrCGxh3w8&t=208s

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boom harder pls

In you go!

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still cant believe that's Glenn Close

That is Bob Hoskins.

Lightning, has just struck my brain.

Hoffman's best role, fight me.

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Yeah hes pretty based in the whole movie, especially the baseball scene

It actually is in that he totally transforms himself for it and is unrecognizable. It was a favorite role of his too, he was very excited to play a pirate and actually came to the set a few weeks early before filming so he could soak up the atmosphere of the sets and get into pirate mode.

FOOD FIGHT

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DON'T YOU DAAARE TRY TO STOP ME THIS TIME SMEE! MY FINGER'S ON THE TRIGGER!

Baykino movie night join lads

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Anyone else get freaked out as a kid when the pirates put that dude in the treasure chest with the scorpions?

Give me my bubbly.

DON'T TRY TO STOP ME THIS TIME, SMEE!

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Oh not again!

He's supposed to be Walt Disney

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Try to stop me.

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Rubio dying was scary

Too many imaginary buffets.

Eat what? There's nothing here! Ghandi ate more than this!

>strong females
>diverse cast
>white man is bad guy
what an awful sjw movie

that wwas such a magical scene as a kid. that big fucking block of cheese. julia roberts was also cute as all hell

rOOFio

*ticks in your path*

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>i dont know whats ticking!
>weve smashed everything
>theres nothing left to tick!
>*smashes another clock*

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That must have hurt.

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RU-FI-O!
RU-FI-O!
RU! FI!

OHHHH

For me, it was Peter Pan (2003).

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>D'you know what I wish?
>What?
>I wish...I hadn't been stabbed through the chest.

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I wonder how many of those children got molested. Probably all of them except maybe the fat one.

Going by the 25 year reunion thing they all seemed to have nothing but glowing things to say about making the film.

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Even as I love Hook, they did botch Tinkerbell something fierce. Roberts' weird "American girl next door" performance is nothing like the feisty envious flirt she should be

>How do you feel now?
>...I want to die.

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>he doesn't like Flip Boy Pirate Zuko

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Based tinker bell poster.

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Rooney Mara looks different

Love those sets.

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Hips

What are you, some kind of sadist?