Wake up after 9 hours of deep sleep

>vape
what a fag, real men smoke that shit

Why would you drink caffee after smoking weed you fucking retard? Fucking zoomers can't even do drugs right.

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>>thc and caffiene
This is a horrible combination for someone that is prone to anxiety. Doing this is like self torture lol

very lucky OP

>wake up
>vape weed
>have a bowl of fruit loops
>turn on rick and morty
is there a more reddit feel?

Without anxiety it feels fucking great though. The blanketing comfort of the weed plus a caffeine buzz that lets you see through the haze. Perfect for shitposting or trying to beat another single player level in trackmania

Your ancestors got to fuck hot girls and didn't have to worry about her being 15 or 16, then sat on land that they literally owned, paid no taxes except at the corner store, and their entire lives were heroic movies unto themselves. BUT YOU GOT WEED (which they also had) and MOVIES!!!!!!!

>wake up
>vape weed
>sip coffee
>watch movies
>sleep
>wake up
>vape weed
>sip coffee
>watch movies
>sleep
>repeat

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Ebic anime picture!

Sure kid

hi varg.

I ignore nordnogs too.

>Sure kid
Older than all of you put together.

>TLC in the background
Ruined

Newsflash user, you can hate niggers and still vape weed, you don't have to choose

>wake up
>4pm
>roll out of bed to couch
>turn on YouTube
>vape weed that my mommy buys for me at the dispo
>drink wine and vermouth with my buddy when the summer heat dies down
>pass out in the early morning
>do it all again
>for years
Through some miracle of god I'm not even fat yet.
>yet
You boys should take the NEETpill and stop stressing. No taxes, no bills, no worries, no life

Is weed better than benzos when it comes to controlling anxiety?

Everyone in 1st world countries lives a better life than a king during that era.

No, benzos are fucking powerful and they do their job well in lowering your inhibitions, weed will only make you relaxed, and worst case scenario will actually make your anxiety shoot up. Benzos can be habit forming though and you also remember anything while on them so you really just have to find a balance.

Depends, when I smoke weed I tend to freak the fuck out, xanax calms me though

weed gives me anxiety even when I'm alone, damn shame

I ate a weed laced brownie and thought I was going to die. Worst experience in my life. I never tried weed before

Not being a degenerate feels pretty damn comfy.

sounds stressful not comfy also first post worst post

Based factual user.^^ If I could live in the Old West, that'd be top-tier, so long as I took extra care of my teeth.

but they didn’t have neetbux

>saturday
>wake up at 7am
>take a shower
>drink a beer in the shower
>continue drinking all day long
>don't leave your apartment except to get more beer
>don't communicate with anyone
>don't do the one thing you told yourself you were going to do today
>watch x files all day
>eventually pass out
living the dream, lads

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I wouldn't want to live during any other time than now. Not even 50 years ago.

>duvet in freezer
But my freezer smells like food?

why wouldn’t you just stay in bed

Weed makes anxiety worse for me. Even Benadryl works better than that shit.

Working a 13 hour shift and being so tired that you sleep until like 30 minutes before your next shift, and your whole week goes like this.

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>wake up after 13 hours of deep sleep
>still drunk from the night before
>stumble into shower
>climb out after just laying there for a half hour enjoying the warm water confirming you didn't get arrested during your field sobriety last night
>crawl out
>don't bother drying off or finding clothes
>PC still on from night before
>sit down, start shitposting
>hands and arms shaking from the alcohol, constantly have to correct typos
Yeah, I'd say so.
youtube.com/watch?v=qsUXE3elBpk

Yesterday I smoked a fat spliff right before bed and now I feel like I have a hangover. I also usually dream 3 times a night and now only 1 or 2.

Don't smoke before you go to bed. If you smoke to fix your insomnia just do it like 2-3 hours before you sleep. If that doesn't help then just take CBD oil or something.

It was 90° yesterday user it's hot as fuck also that would fuck my circulation up also come on bro I'm not a loser lol

Saturday is your day user, stop guilt tripping yourself

They literally got their bucks any time they wanted. Protip: calling a dollar a "buck" comes directly from frontiersman shooting a buck and then collecting one dollar (a lot of money back then) for it.

>still drunk after 13 hours sleep
Is this really possible? I’ve blacked out and woke up sober less than 6 hours later

Hard cringe and yikes. You sound deathly afraid of spiders n' bugs.

Smoke every single day and night to kill your nightmares and regrets like a true Chad would.

I dunno, but I got the shakes real bad and I feel like I'm tipsy.

i dont think laying on a couch all day makes you a winner

Sleep, skip every shift from now on and if they call you about it tell them that they're all faggots.

Sometimes liqour can sit in your body while you sleep. When you wake up and start moving blood starts to filter it.

I hate drunk tremors, they feel weird and take a while to go away

good lieutenant

How horrifying

A true Chad faces his fears though. It's the only way to stop the nightmares.

Dreams happen for a reason and they're more important than you think. Stop robbing yourself of important REM sleep because you're too afraid to face your demons.

Shows how much you know wagie

just never take benzos regulary anons please it's very potent and it can fuck you up big time

I have no fears, only regrets, many regrets, and those cant be fixed simply by facing them, in fact they cant be fixed at all user

I've had 3 seizures from benzos and I'm still normal

My Dr. has had me on them since January. Am I gonna dead?

Yes? Obviously
Degenerate

I usually wake up, vape some nicotine to get a headrush and loosen my bowels, then talk half of a caffeine pill to help even more. Then I put my laptop on a tv dinner tray, put it in front of my toilet, grab a bang energy drink out of the fridge and take a big dump while I watch YouTube.

>tfw your edible is kicking in as the trailers begin in the kinomax

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Dude idk. I'm waiting to go out on fire crew and I'm fucking going mad doing the same shit everyday.

jesus please start slowly lowering the dose

>Dreams happen for a reason and they're more important than you think. Stop robbing yourself of important REM sleep because you're too afraid to face your demons.
That's interesting because most times I have a good sleep I have nice dreams as well which make you wake up feeling even better, and if they were nightmares then you wake up relieved they weren't real.
If I slept bad (too little time or in a shitty schedule) I have very bizarre dreams similar to fever dreams or don't dream at all and wake up feeling unrested

>sounds stressful
ahahaha

that's just bad I the long run

I have that exact blanky but I'm conservative with what I watch, only 0.5 movies a day max.

DAE watch movies over 2 days. You get to experience the turmoils of the character for 24 hours. e.g. right now I am watching The Prisoner (1955 film) and I feel like I am imprisoned with him, can't wait to continue.

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I'm only on 1mg a day but I'll look into tapering off them

>take your duvet out of the freezer,
do americans actually do this"?

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Autistic yet commendable

Not in the winter.

You had to ruin this thread, didn't you.

>not keeping your duvet in the freezer
>not keeping your rugs in the oven
>not microwaving your socks
>not refrigerating your underwear
it's like you hate being comfy

1mg a day oh no no no no
Your pineal gland has been permanently calcified, theres no going back now

Only the ones who like big juicy cocks being rammed up their asshole

kek that's pretty big here i got the 0.5mg

Not him but u can literally create an anxious state by doing it too much though. The compounds are basically agonists .

Fuck, I'm scared now

>wake up after 4 hours of shitty alcohol induced sleep
>take a massive piss
>pound down water to fight dehydration
>write and shake in fear and despair
>force some food down your gullet
>start back on the drink again
>repeat
is there a more comfier feel?

You are on another level friend, and not in a bad way. I would easily bring a bottle of scotch to share if I could just see your layout and try freezer-chips.

I prefer reading.

Just pop another mg, that should calm you down a bit bro

Smoke regular bud you faggot

don't listen to him look for non trolling info and start lowering the dose don't touch alcohol

God its greentext like this that makes me miss drinking
>calls weed "bud"
>calls other people faggot
Hah nice

>they can’t even into uppers and downers kino
>they’ve never bumped amphetamine sulfate while chain smoking dat fire during a gaming/movie/porn sesh
and I used to have bad panic attacks. Everyone’s biology is different

>starts post shaming people
>ends post with accepting people
Great character arc honestly

The drink is the only thing keeping me from hanging myself. Max comfy haters going to hate

My friend was just telling me yesterday about how good he felt smoking meth and popping half a methadone, but he also said he puked a bunch, and idk that doesnt sound very fun to me. Am I a pussu?

>getting this mad at what people call a plant
wew

Once you get used to throwing up, it feels better then taking a shit

Gonna go shower now while my wax vape charges, I'll be back soon comfy bros
;)

tfw totally sober for 6 years and still exhausted every day all day. might as well just be a degenerate fat slob.

The gravy train never ends with government NEETbux my friend
>getting this mad that people dont smoke shitty flower weed anymore and only vape
WEW

How many beers you have a day user?

I mean meth is it’s own beast.
nausea is always a risk with mixing uppers and downers, or just doing a lot of one. Knowing your limits is important. Weed helps me with nausea. Alka seltzer can also be your friend.

weeknight, around 9-10
weekend, all bets are off

yeah, every year I watch Gettysburg in 3 parts on July 1-3.

cuddling is hot and gross and unpleasant, something that women like and that weak men go along with.

This but instead of weed and coffee it's a healthy breakfast cuz I'm not a hipster burnout cringelord

Why do boomers hate E-weed so much? Why the fuck would I roll up in public like a porch monkey instead of taking out my handy pen and taking a fat rip?

Literally nothing better.
Women get annoying after the 3-month phase is over.

Yeah, the feeling of not being a drug addict.

Those are both retarded drugs and puking is an undesirable side effect which is why I hate alcohol