Monkey!

chu say white boi

The movie would have been better if Hopper just played Koopa like Frank Booth.

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PLUMBEEEEEEERS!

One fucking thing I cant fucking stand is italians they make me puke

Sir, the Goombas are dancing again

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Uh, he kind of did.

What a strange movie.

Sir, your pizza's here

NOT NOW

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what, now, i say, WHAT did he MEAN by THIS

A nightmare?

Just like in the games.

Huh?!

Dennis Hopper played Dennis Hopper like he always did.

WAAAAUUGUGUGUGUGUGH!

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ain't got no wataaa
anywhere
foods bad
so's the air!
ain't got no resources
in a real big stupa!
all because of the evil king koopa

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Would yo a Yoshi?

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I saw this movies in theaters when I was a little kid. It was one of the first movies I ever saw in the kinoplex.

I was nearly traumatized because the goombas scared the absolute shit out of me and I was expecting a totally different type of film.

I ended up crying really hard and my mom took me out of the theater. True story.

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*plays harmonica in your path*

I saw this in the theater by myself. After it was over, I was standing in the mall entryway and a couple of girls in my class came and stood across from me and started giggling and trying to get my attention, but I just ignored them until my mom came to pick me up.

*evades taxes*

Mario Mario.

And your brother?

Call me Dobson but Mario as a gruff Brooklyn Italian plumber living in a grungy but comfy apartment cooking pasta with his gf if preferable to the current state of Mario being a whooping high-pitched inarticulate loon.

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I probably haven't seen this in 15 years, but I really enjoyed it. It used to be on TV a lot. I liked it so much that my parents bought it on DVD for me.

Cao Cao

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>during production was such a gigantic mess and the clashes between studio and director so frequent that Leguizamo and the actors for the two goons spent all their off-time getting high on the beach where they were housed. Hoskins spent his time alone in his beach house, until one time he wandered out to where they were and said "You guys have weed? Why didn't you tell me?"
Hopper was also drinking in between takes.

I don't know about you but getting high with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo sounds like the perfect day to me.

I love this movie. It became family tradition to rent it when we'd go to our lake cabin. Spend all day fishing, swimming and doing other lake stuff. Then sit down with the family and watch Super Mario Bros with a big giant communal bowl of popcorn.

>tfw cried when he got stabbed :(

>A stoned Hoskins gets increasingly Cockney until no one can understand a word he's saying

>fluff behind the scenes writeup
Back in reality, according to Leguizamo in his autobiography, he was slamming that tight Samantha Mathis pussy and getting hammer drunk with Hoskins.

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I saw this as a kid in theaters and left knowing I just watched kino

Didja know, there was a sequel comic book?
comic-rocket.com/read/super-mario-bros-2-the-comic/1

and on the beach no less.

I bet you /pol/ hypocrites didn't whine that Luigi was played by a Latino when this came out. I wonder why.

>Super Mario Bros
>Speed
>Waterworld

Name a better movie villain than 90s Dennis Hopper. You literally can't.

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PLUMBEEEEERRRRS! AAAAAAAHHH!

i will defend this movie until i'm down in my grave

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Same. Super Mario Bros is the 2nd best Videogame Movie.
Mortal Kombat is #1

This brief mid-transformation design is sort of cool and should be used for a full character

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Street Fighter is much better than Mortal Kombat. I watched them back to back for the first time last week.

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>Street Fighter is much better than Mortal Kombat

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Mortal Kombat is Enter the Dragon
Street Fighter is Apocalypse Now
Apocalypse Now > Enter the Dragon

thanks for actually deleting it btw

I love the movie as much as you do, brother.

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Yeah, no

>Street Fighter is Apocalypse Now

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Where's my pizza?

This movie prepared us for 2016

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nice
and remember, vote for koopa

Bo-bomb!

Laffed at the filename

>just another night out dancing with your adopted brother/son in matching outfits

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NEVER FORGET

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I didn't know Raimi directed Super Mario!!

Those guys will do anything for publicity.

What a niche, specific image.

this dude has /pol/ living rent free in his head like it even matters looooool

Castilian Puerto Ricans and Italians are essentially the same thing.

It's a real shame the story wasn't better or more coherent as the designs were pretty good, definitely that early 90s Demolition Man, Total Recall feel.

....

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>blocks your path

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theguardian.com/games/2018/mar/22/super-mario-bros-movie-killing-fields-chariots-fire-video-game

Obligatory reading for the movie on what happened behind the scenes.

Double Dragon > Street Fighter

>I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time, he's 18 now, said "Dad I think you're probably a pretty good actor but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros?", and I said "Well Henry I did it could you can have shoes", and he said "Dad I don't need shoes that badly" - Dennis Hopper

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>rrr-Rarroo!

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Who would you use a Devo gun on?

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A horse.

What a cunt.

So did Koopa evolve into a chicken before becoming a humanoid?

This has to be the best and simultaneously the most useless peripheral ever made.

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>tfw never played any super scope games

Guess again.
FUCK FIRE

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FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

I KILLED A DUCK BY SAYING FUCK

It's so impractical they don't even use that way in SSB

Trust the fungus.

Who wore it better?

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I love articles or docs on disastrous productions like this. Are there others anons would recommend?

Would this work?

Mortal Kombat = Bloodsport
Street Fighter = Karate Kid

what was it?

Am I supposed to know the guy on the left?

>SCAPELLI

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Mario Mario

Gumball's so cute
Why did the show have to decline like that past S3?

YOUR MOM

It was pretty ballsy to make Koopa Frank from Blue Velvet.

MY MONEEEEEEEY!

I WAS FROZEN TODAY

And Luigi Mario

Johnny Legs lived a life

A couple movies off the top of my head:
Apocalypse Now (I think)
Alien 3
Street Fighter II
Waterworld

The Island of Doctor Moreau (1996) has a great documentary, Lost Soul, from 2014. An absolute fucking disaster of a film.

including but not limited to
>the original director being fired, and hit with a restraining order to stay 100 yards from all production, disappearing into the nearby jungle and living as a recluse in a hut for some time, then sneaking back onto the set disguised as one of the animal people extras, and likely winding up in the finished film somewhere

Fucking savage

"cuz there's no cock like horse cock..."

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Because wops and spics are basically the same thing.

There are a lot of subtle details in the movie that go overlooked but show effort was there.
>cars are all electirc becuase no dino extinction means no dinosaurs to become oil

PLUMBEERRRRRRS!

Can we make marioposting a real thing now

MarioMarioposting?

>I've been to the future! And it's run by spics and niggers! We have to go back to 1965 and stop the Jewish immigration bill!

Not gonna lie, that one flew right over my head as a kid.

Can I make it an Evo gun? Then I'd use it on all the blacks so we can have a functioning society.

fpbp and kek'd.

If the same writers were somehow handed Sonic instead of Mario, how the fuck do you think that would’ve turned out?

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It don't get no better then dis!

wut

DEE- EVOLVE
CRETACIOUS

KOOPA! YOU'RE A LOUSY LEADER!

INTELLIGENT BEANS

despite being the apocalypse now of videogame adaptions, it truly was more than its sum with what all it gave to us

youtube.com/watch?v=iM4KWXMeScE
based nc reference

Based.

His girl was hot as fuck. You could tell they fuck constantly.

Good man.

Petty uncle in law probably still hates me to this day for seeing this over Posse but that's okay because Posse was a stinking pile of shit anyways.

You mean Postal

Where's my pizza?

There needs to be a live action version of crash bandicoot to equal this. I'm thinking Matthew McConaughey as Crash, Idris Elba as Aku Aku, Paul Giamatti as Neo Cortex...

Now everybody dancing, the dance of the dead
The dance of the dead, the dance of the dead

MONKEY
CHEESE
MONKEY
CHEESE

I can't believe this movie predicted the future so accurately.

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unironically a great cyberpunk film

Gaming Historian did a good doc on the making of this movie
youtu.be/Ve26GpPDTgY