MR. HICKEY, STOP REARRANGING YOUR DNA AT ONCE edition
/ternobyl/ - /RBMK/ + /ttg/
FRANCIS GIVE ME BACK MY BOTTLES
Do you think they had piss bottles while at sea
I won't rest until the quality of these threads is brought to a level that makes it impossible for them to continue.
Francis Mr. Hickey has somehow sent me back to Republican Rome. Sir John is here as well, we've assumed the identities of Caesar and Brutus. Please don't drink all my spirits Francis.
For GOD’S sake fitzjames... you were the one who mattered most
>rome/RBMK/terror thread mixup
Best thread yet
MISTER HICKEY REMOVE THIS BEAR FROM MY SHIP AT ONCE
MR HICKEY STOP EATING MY CREW AT ONCE
Does anyone want more Hickey lewds or Terror lewds in general
>I'm of inconsequential size, Bane. That's all I've ever been. I hoped one day I'd be a big guy but I wasn't. I just stood next to people who were.
>There are other mercenaries like me. Any one of them could have done what I did. But you... everything we asked for, everything for our master plan... Dr. Pavel, friends. For you-nar rovers. Who else could have filed this flight plan? No one cared who I was until I put on the mask, but they listened to you. Of all the analysts, all the operatives - the entire agency of obedient fools - they mistakenly sent the one big guy. For God's sake CIA. You were the one who maskettered the most.
based and feelpilled
have we started a fire in my heart?
Yeah of Lady Silence or Sophia
>positive size coefficient
>snowy as a cute lil tuunbaq
now this is one based image
They both suck though
but im not a faggot
Poast mains in both Terror and Chernobyl
God Stellan is such a tank at 6'3
i still havent watched the last episode, i don't know why
Caved in the reactor with one swing of the AZ-5, GODS I was strong then Mister Hickey
bump
Hickey and Irving or Hickey and Crozier
So did he drink the gin or not?
For me, it's these two chads
I think he quit drinking after the whiskey ran out.
Gin is absolutely disgusting, I sure hope not
Crozier with Hickey as his sub
fuck yes, seconding hickey and irving
>Hickey and Irving
He was so young and cute in Rome
i want to see stellan and nagaitis standing next to each other
Nice
Then it shall be these. Any specifications?
I'm still mad he agreed to be in the last episode of got and bea fucking cuck to his young niece
Sit down, Fitzjames
Crozier violently buttfucking Hickey while others watch and Hickey, very happy with himself, riding Irving dick
Also I really like brushed Hickey
>be Tobias Menzies
>respected british actor with a degree in acting and 20 years of experience
>nominated for bringing to life roles both on stage and on screen
>have just given a stellar performance in The Terror
>Come back for the final episode of Game of thrones after having been absent for so long ready to wrap things up and see Edmure's character arc conclude
>get script after weeks of waiting
>read it
>The butt of one "yaas queen slay" joke which makes no absolutely no sense
>wish Rome had lasted 5 seasons longer
*thump*
AAAHHHH MY HEAD MR. HICKEY DID YOU PUT THIS BEAM HERE
what's RBMK?
What's a brushed Hickey
I meant bruised I can't speak english
Hickey being physically restrained by other crew members of the Terror/bound in rope whilst Crozier has his way with him
you are so incredibly based
maybe hickey riding irving looking incredibly smug and self-satisfied while irving is visibly shaken, crying & angry at himself
also if one of them can be wearing a hat that’d be cool
Irving fucking Hickey pls
>being this new
Peaктop Бoльшoй Moщнocти Кaнaльный
>What's RBMK?
Comrade user, you're done.
imagine brushing hickey’s soft, beautiful hair
Anybody have more Star Wars/Chernobyl crossovers? There's a lot of potential here
These threads have me wondering how Mr. Hickey would react to Chernobyl and getting acute radiation poisoning. Nigga was banting when he was about to be hanged and didn't look all that horrified when he was chomped on by Tuunbaq, would he take ARS in stride?
Very well. I have heard your prayers.
I go back to work on Monday so it'll take some time but I'll just keep posting at my leisure
I love you, drawfriend.
>TFW you tell Misha to pick up the strange glowing rock and the mad man actually did it
vasily took ARS in stride all things considered
hickey would try to spread the radiation to as many people as possible
JUST
Thank you, user
What do you dress your little comrades in Yea Forums?
a daring synthesis
I wouldn't touch anything in that terrible retro 80's aesthetic with a 10 foot pole in graphic design for clothing
>ywn
Is Hickey a masochist?
fitzjames a cute
I'd really like to have a greatcoat like this, what's the name for the style that it's in?
what do you think?
Peacoat.
How can one actor be so kino?
Now would be an excellent time to post Akimfu
Good choices user
>he hates the humiliation but can't help how his body is reacting with arousal
Fuck my peepee
is this oc?
I would like to live between Akimfu and diverfu forever.
Could've Akimov tamed Hickey out of his semen demon ways with his dick?
no, akimov is only for toptunov
You guys are such embarrassing fags
>strangles Hickey to death with his dick still inside him
h-hot...
MR. HICKEY STOP THIS FAGGOTRY AT ONCE
Naked Akimov best Akimov
Are you willing to follow your senpai into the irradiated water /ternobyl/?
MISS HICKEY, STOP TRYING TO CAULK THE SHIP WITH YOUR OWN MENSTRUAL BLOOD THIS ONCE!
Why didn't you save her, bros? :__;
Absolutely.
my senpai? no, but i would follow this twink anywhere
Collins is actually kinda qt as a girl
Holy fuck I want to violate her
Do Crozier and Dyatlov
I don't have crozier yet, but in the mean time...
She cute desu
Looks like Daisy Ridley as a werewolf.
Is it wrong that I want to stick my dick in Dyatlova?
I would sleep with both mr and mrs collins
bump for interest
oh thats beautiful
no one can take your cell destroying eachother in stride
MR. HICKEY THAT'S GRAPHITE, THE BOY IS EXPOSED, STOP IONIZING THE AIR THIS INSTANT
BORIS TELL THEM TO NOT GET CLOSE OR THEY WILL BE STABBED AND SHANKED WITH RADIATION
Better with no beard. It's a fact.
Didn't he also die in GOT and wind up being a pointless character?
Nice chins
please stop. this is literally delusional.
Are you going to do Scherbina?
False
*notices your bulge* oWo wot's this?
Edmure Tully was a cuck since the first episode he was introduced, he's supposed to be a doofus.
this, people just memed themselves into believing otherwise
choose your champion
Legasov is clearly a bottom, so I'll go with him.
devious slut or tragic angel, Yea Forums?
why did Shcherbina want to throw Legasov out of the helicopter? I thought he was a big guy
they both are, but one is a wall
Akimov and Toptunov?
Vasya
What's your dream role for Nagaitis? Share your ideas for his next kino.
Akimov never turns out great, his face rarely ever registers (kek)
>not held by tuunbaq
missed opportunity tbqhwy
hickey would look so small next to scherbina
left obviously, imagine mindbreaking hickey and forcing him into submission
I just want him to always be in the same movie or series as Jared Harris.
I don't think Crozier even knows enough about gay shit to know whether he's a bottom or a top. Imagine how hard you'd blow his whole universe if you introduced him to prostate stimulation.
>his face rarely ever registers (kek)
kek, what about Sitnikov, or Fitzjames?
He still strikes me as a top. He'd just look at gay sex the same way he does with sex with women, he puts his penis in a hole. Whereas Valery would make such an adorable sub.
I have a really large medieval fantasy universe that I like to autistically "cast" actors in. Nagaitis has become the main character's bisexual lover who schemes to put him on the throne as a puppet.
gross
Were both shows made by the same team or what? Should I watch Terror?
I like this one too
the one that was a hero
and i'm mad about that aswell.
>only man to defeat Tywin in battle
>only Lord to care for his people
>honorable loyal and dutiful
>listened to advice from other high lords and the common solider.
sounds pretty kino
bear
This one too
>bisexual
>adam having sex with women
ew
did you know: Nikolai Fomin was once hospitalized for 6 months after falling off a balcony while trying to break into his own apartment
It’s not a proper Akimova, but same actor
as an aspiring writer, I'm actually writing a sci-fi novel where one of the characters is literally Hickey
Anyone got a screamy/crazy Collins pic? Pls
Can we also get a tanned Sitnikov one? Also, thanks for making these user, tomorrow's fap session will be biblical
Post the pic you want, and I'll convert it
No, but they're both depressing despair kino full of male camaraderie based on real events starring Jared Harris. And yes, watch The Terror.
That sounds pretty amazing desu, have it on my desk first thing tomorrow morning.
Was Tobias in Chernobyl? I know Roose Bolton, the "pay the iron price" dude, and Jory Cassel were.
He looks like Debi Mazar
unfortunately no
no :(
The kid Jamie Lannister kills was one of the trainees that looked at the core
This the best I could do
How do we force him, Jared Harris, Stellan Skarsgard, Adam Nagaitis, and Ciaran Hinds to always co-star in the same things together, Yea Forums?
when did jaime kill a kid?
reactor
When he was cat’s prisoner. Not a kid as in a child. It was a young man
He doesn't ever have sex with a woman in the story though. He just mentions that he does do it but he prefers cock.
Kino
Sam Troughton too pls
thanks I forgot
you guys still forcing these meemees?
it wasn't that good
This absolute unit
Then what's the point? Make him gay as God intended.
kek
did you know: of the 31 deaths officially ascribed to the disaster by the Soviet authorities, one was an still-unidentified man found under a bridge in Pripyat in May 1986
MR HICKEY RELEASE YOUR TELEKINESIS AND PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT
Because I want him to fit in better in a medieval society.
That was Khodemchuck (formerly Khodemsneed)
creepy
based bridgebro
it is... they say the Russian show about Chernobyl is going to have a CIA angle. maybe not so crazy after all. I read 'Ablaze' after watching the show so now I'm dumping autistic Chernobyl facts.
did you know: Sitnikov and Dyatlov were best buddies IRL. they worked on submarines in the far East together for years.
bisexual is more kino than gay. as long as gets pegged or dommed it’s fine
an online petition? unless someone on Hollywood lurks on /ternobyl/, it'll never happen which is a shame :(
the cia angle is such a meme
agree, bisexuality is the most kino sexuality
>the Russian show about Chernobyl is going to have a CIA angle
Dr. Legasov? I'm CIA
it's probably nothing, the facts can be fully explained without it. wouldn't put it past them though
You don't get to bring graphite.
Had a different one already
> Shcherbina: [Coughing] Do you know anything about this town, Chernobyl?
>Legasov: Not really, no.
>Shcherbina: It was mostly Jews and Poles. The Jews were killed in pogroms, and Stalin forced the Poles out. And then the Nazis came and killed whoever was left. But after the war people came to live here anyway. They knew the ground under their feet was soaked in blood, but they didn't care. Dead Jews, dead Poles. But not them. No one ever thinks it's going to happen to them. And here we are.
>Legasov: How much time?
>Shcherbina: Maybe a year. They call it a...[coughs] They call it a ‘long illness.’
>Legasov: It doesn't seem very long to me.
>Shcherbina: I know you told me, and I believed you. But time passed, and I thought, it wouldn't happen to me. I wasted it. I wasted it all for nothing.
>Legasov: For nothing?
>Shcherbina: Do you remember that morning when I first called you, how unconcerned I was? I don't believe much that comes out of the Kremlin, but when they told me they were putting me in charge of the cleanup and they said it wasn't serious, I believed them. You know why?
>Legasov: Because they put you in charge.
>Shcherbina: Yeah. I'm an inconsequential man, Valera. That's all I've ever been. I hoped that one day I would matter, but I didn't. I just stood next to people who did.
what did craig mazin mean by this?
The miner is hard to get
Mom?
Or this
>I serve the Soviet Union!
Please post more banished pics.
Why does he always look like he's either crying or about to
he was made to suffer
BIG MAN COMING THROUGH
he likes to give the people what they want
Thank you anons
i wanna wrap my arms around his slender body
He always gets the bully me roles
Why didn't you let Collins eat you /ternobyl/?
God imagine how soft, warm and delicate he must be
Where is this from?
>that pic
Who made this shit? Tumblr? How is Jopson bisexual?
Why would he be mad. Sophie Turner is doomed to the con circuit forever, while he's going to continue being a respected actor getting kino roles like these.
Just another casualty on the list of ruined/wasted characters by hack & hacker.
To Walk Invisible
I need more comfy naval kino, damnit
Do you care about era?
>Call in the fucking day shift, Comrade Akimov
Not at all, it can be historical or more modern so as long as there aren't too many female characters
The older and younger guy who bonded over books weren't gay, I thought it was a father/son vibe they had going.
In that case I'd recommend The Cruel Sea, and The Battle of The River Plate
Master and Commander, friend.
i do imagine it. imagine being huddled up close to him for warmth, taking in how clean he smells and how soft his hair feels fluttering against you and how downy and smooth his limbs are. pretty comfy
>being this naive
come on, son
Already seen that, and yeah it's excellent as are the books
I've seen the Cruel Sea, but not the other one, thank you very much, it looks neat!
is there lewd fanarts or fanfics of dyatlov?
Here's some Harris D bulge courtesy of fucking tumblr
And another
He looks awful with a beard
>it looks neat!
It's damn comfy, they even managed to use two of the original ships in it
Yea Forums is a jarris board
Hold on ser, got yer ticket?
So just look at the crotch
FOR THE LAST TIME YES, YOU CHECKED FOR MY TICKET ONLY 2 MINUTES AGO AND THAT WAS ALREADY THE THIRD TIME YOU ASKED, STOP THIS INSTANT
Have you read the hound of the d'urbervilles
because THAT is top moriarty bantz
What are some top Jared kinos?
Man From Uncle
>What are some top Jared kinos?
en.wikipedia.org
Happiness
The Man from UNCLE
Certain Women
To the End of the Earth
sherlock holmes 2, say what you want about the film, jared is kino and was born to play moriarty
Irving was a pure angel and didn't deserve his fate
Young Jared unironically has the most beautiful naked body of anyone in the series.
The Sherlock Holmes movies are top fun and I hope a third's on the way
beats up manlets for fun
hope they didn't kill him off
Will we ever get a villain as good as Dyatlov?
>say what you want about the film,
it's great, what do you mean? I didn't think they were going to top mark strong
there are those on this board who do not like it, but everyone has to agree Jared was great
rabo delicioso
he totally wanted to fuck Hickey
Soul or Soul?
What makes male camaraderie so much superior than female friendship?
post the full fuckin kino scene you cuck
Because females can never understand true camraderie. They always will be rivals to some degree on a subconscious level because she female only have her own best interst in mind. She can never understand true brotherhood and unity in the face of despair.
soul
because it's real
How do you respond
beats the arctic
I SERVE THE SOVIET UNION
b-based and red
Who would win in a fight?
Kek, this is insane
When will Hollywood grow up and give us a mini docu-series about 9/11 so I can rock my quirky graphic tee about building 7?
This. And romance is at the end of the day just base animal desires so it's not kino either.
>for gods sake boris, you were the one who mattered most
miner easily
I'm afraid not, user.
See:
Agreed.
>easily
How can you be so sure?
nagaitis has the most beautiful naked body. it’s literally perfect
godfuckingdamn, what a show
>Fitzjames: My father was a ridiculous man. Ruined himself with debts. He was a consul general in Brazil, and he and his wife would mix with the wealthy Portuguese families in exile there. My mother was probably from one of those families. I was never told more. I was born out of an affair. And my father's cousins had to find people to raise me. Even my name was made up, for my baptism. "James Fitzjames." Like a bad pun. I'm not even fully English.
>Crozier : I didn't know any of that.
>Fitzjames I've never said it out loud before now. I always felt I deserved more. So I went to sea aged 12, and I began to build myself a great gilded life that didn't humiliate me to live. And so all of those stories that you would have my biographer tally as courage it's all vanity. It always has been. And we are at the end of vanity.
>Crozier: Then you are free. Mine your courage from a different lode now. Friendship. Brotherhood.
>Fitzjames : Are we brothers, Francis? I would like that very much.
Has his pennis ever been on film?
>no chest hair
Yeah ok user
>we will never see crozier, fitzjames, boris, and legasov have a reassuring conversation of camaraderie in the face of hardship again
Not true, wikipedia lists all 31.
Are we ever gonna get another misery kino show to complete the Terrornobyl saga?
Post Collins qt
pls
that’s what makes it so nice
whats another terror/chernobyl historical mystery/horrific event?
and how can we get jarred, nagaitis. stellan, and tobias in it?
>a kino with jared, nagaitis, stellan, and tobias
if only
His qt thick butt has been
He's got a cute smile
>implying the natural smoothness doesn't make him more perfect
>you think you are the only one who can play this game terror comrade?
youtu.be
kino accent
That’s not a pennis
Someone post a pic with him and that giant fake cock
You got my interest
Post show qt who have chest hair
Based Collins. This is the one with the gigantic penis
>it was his birthday
I hope Fitzjames comes to visit me in my dreams again like he did last night. Perhaps I'll learn to lucid dream just for him.
why would you want this? the thought of licking a hairy chest makes me want to vomit
Google Trystan gravelle penis
It’s just how I am. Honestly, I like them to be however they are naturally. But I prefer chest hair.
Why is it so hot to see him stripped naked in a room full of impeccably dressed men?
same reason the miner scene is hot
because hickey is a smug self-satisfied man that’s forced to endure a humilating and demeaning experience that tests the limits of his pride.
and because it feels voyeuristic and fetishistic
Which gay porno is this?
the terror (2018)
christ man
Look at that chest muff
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
>Sitnikov and Dyatlov were best buddies IRL. they worked on submarines in the far East together for years.
Any more info about this?
He's perf. t b h
Post good real life stories that would complete the Terrornobyl trifecta.
For starters:
Dyatlov Pass incident
>Nine Russian Teenagers head off into the Urals to go hiking
>All nine disappear, tents are found ripped open and blood and body parts taken from one body.
>Listed cause of death is hypothermia for 6 and force trauma for the other three
Hunt for the Mad Trapper:
>Insane Mountain Man known only as Albert Johnson attacks RCMP in the Canadian North after they visit his remote cabin\
>What kicks off is a 200km manhunt through frozen taiga and forest
>RCMP enlists the help of WW1 fighter ace Wop May to fly around and help find the insane trapper
The Lost Colony of Roanoke:
>In 1628, England first attempted to colonize mainland North America
>Founded the Roanoke Island colony in North Carolina
>within five years the entire colony is missing, with no one having any idea where they went
>Only trace of colonists is a single word, "CROATOAN" etched into a tree
Unironically why did they film it in such an eroticised manner? The camera going from Hickey's naked body to his pants being torn off to the expressions of pain and ecstasy on his face. Even the rhythm of the flogging simulates fucking.
1988 Armenian earthquake
MS Estonia
Mt. St. Helens eruption miniseries based on Echoes of Fury
DC-10 miniseries if you want the senseless red tape aspect of Chernobyl
underrated
Can we have Akimfu op next
You make it user, I'm going to sleep
i don’t know user, i ask myself the same thing. it had to be intentional. if you watch the clip on youtube about half the comments are oblivious normies going “ouch! looks like it hurt!” and the other half are people clearly jerking it to the scene.
it’s very hot. the expression on his face when they let him up always gets me
>intro still being spoofed to this day
NGE intro is still the most kino opening of all time, good work.
Not really, it's literally one line in the book. I just thought it was interesting, given how they're portrayed as so different to each other in the show. Also, it seems like Sitnikov volunteered to go up on the roof, as opposed to being forced at gunpoint.
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