Are sour belts good movie snack?

Everyone knows a frozen cherry coke and a soft pretzel are the best combo. Also a sure recipe for brain freeze.

>not Pibb/Dr Pepper
absolutely disgusting

for me its water and a cheese sandwich

Cherry Coke and any salty snack is usually the best combo

Anyone else have their tastebuds drstroyed after eating a shit ton of those?

No. Youre the only one this happens to, your biology must be entirely different from the rest of humanity.

I don't eat snacks during movies.

not even a Cherry Coke?

Especially not any drinks. Having to leave the movie and piss is annoying.

They're good but there's never enough in the package. junior mints are better

The preferred candy of a cuckold. There is an episode of Two And A Half Men where 4/5ths of the titular men go to the movies, and Alan (not Charlie) Harper states that he prefers “those Junior Mints.” Does anything else need be stated?Of course not, it speaks for itself.
Simply look to the so-called sweet’s packaging and presentation: The “Junior” Mints. Immediately outed as inferior to all other mints, let alone other candies. The color of the packaging itself is a stagnantly distasteful off-white, as opposed to any of the hues from its many vibrant competitors. This branding (and it truly is branding) provides a subconscious hint to the consumer that Junior Mints are sterile.
Perhaps this consumer hint is intentional. After all, who in their right mind would call attention to a product that insults the concept of candy itself? More importantly, who produces these “Junior Mints?” Tootsie Roll Industries, as it turns out.
Rarely will a confectionary connoisseur see Junior Mints anywhere outside of a cinema’s candy gallery. It would be too much of an embarrassment for any other retailer to waste precious shelf space on such a revoltingly pitiable amuse-bouche. The taste of these confectionary obscenities is “underwhelming and ultimately disappointing” according to trusted sources (I have never once consumed Junior Mints myself).
To any movie-going newcomers, I present some useful advice: Purchase a packet of Twizzlers (or even a box of Dots) if you lack the courage for bolder choices, but stay far away from Junior Mints. They are reserved solely for the wretched invalids that lay about at the bottom of every social and intellectual ladder. In a better world, these types would be denied entry to modern cinemas.
When you request a box of Junior Mints, you should, in all actuality, be requested to leave the premises.

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Anyone else see a picture of sour candy and instictively taste it?

Chuckold?

yeah but it's because i licked a strippers butthole and it tasted like them. the guy before me prolly had some on his weiner or something.

Sour skittles > All other sour candy

>Tfw used to call them gay bacon strips as a kid
>Tfw they were always a go to movie snack when hanging out with the bois

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Yes I can't stop eating the little shits.

YO

I think I developed cancer just by seeing them

Blasphemy. The Junior Mint is one of the most divine candies. It's refreshing physically and spiritually. Was it not our savior Kramer, hallowed be His name, who said: "Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint; it's delicious!" Seinfeld chapter 4 verse 20. Give thought and repent pleb, for only a pleb would watch Jew and a Half Men.

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