What's your favourite food to take into the kinoplex?

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One (1).

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no one here doubts that you fucking degenerate scum of the earth fat fuck

"Would you like extra beard hair with that?"

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what country sells these? and how much does it cost

Any uk chip shop m8

10 €

mmmmmmm, justa lika momma used to make

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Momma makes aborted babies?

>People dont even reply with crablegs anymore

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ÚMA

In Italy isnt allowed to eat while watching movies in theater. You cant even speak or make noises. There are basically the same rules as churches...you sit in silence and watch the movie. When the movie is ended you go out.

Based

It'd be fun to eat four of these in a sitting and then vomit it back up.

lol poorfag

pasta niggers have it right
pig

Tendies, anally concealed

For me, it's Whistle Pops

Spaghetti
youtube.com/watch?v=TlZlUFWje-g

wtf is that

>This is the leading country of the West
We're fucked.

One Scottish woman. As a light snack.

Its seed for one average american child.

That is a kino munchy box. Had a grill box last nite to eat while watching Stranger Things 3. Had donner, chicken and shish kebab meat. Chicken chaat, chicken pakora and chips. Some onion rings and a garlic naan bread. Was pretty good, made a nice stinky dinky 15 minutes after eating it

P O O

stupid question but how big would the shitstorm be in Trump actually posted this?

God what a fucking greasy mess but I would chow the fuck down if I was drunk..fork and knife of course

how many people is this for??

Thats barely a meal for one, silly

Welcome to nu/tv/

>that bread

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Fucking disgusting and I’ll-mannered. No one wants to sit through a movie why you stuff your face with stinking food.

I’ve only ever see people do this once. And I was shocked, they were middle eastern and while the food might have smelt nice in a dining setting it was foul in the cinema.

Very uncultured, and extremely rude.

Before she bites the face off a pitbull through a chain fence

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BURGAH

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Out of curiosity what country are you in?

Fucking lol

We don’t eat hot food in cinemas in the UK?

What shit holes would actually let you eat this shit in a cinema?

No joke, if you pull this shit out while I’m watching a movie I’m asking you to leave before i tip the shit all over you lap.

But those aren’t written in stone, you’re just decent people who respect others. I think this is common in most places.

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dilate

In some cinemas in the UK you can get a hot dog or something like that, so you're either wrong or a liar

try it faggot youll get headbutted right out

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The fuck u talking about? Hotdogs, nachos covered in stinking hot cheese sauce and some VIP arrangements have pizza, curries and other shit. When was the last time you went to the cinema sweety?

DELICIA

>be amerilard
>eat every fast food item that exists all at the same time on top of each other
>about to die from heart attack
>get shot

post feet

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uma delicia

that`s why i don`t go to commercial 10d cinemas and only go to watch a movie during workdays in a morning/daytime.

>give me a slice bro

takes the quail slice

I’ve never seen hot food except popcorn be served in a cinema. Plus every single one I’ve been to does not allow you to bring your own food and drinks.

How the fuck are you sneaking this food in?

You’d just walk out and cry you little bitch.

Take your filthy habits back to wherever you came from.

Again, I have never seen any hot food other than popcorn.

I’ve also never been to a cinema with tables to eat from, what the fuck are you talking about.

Can you maybe find me a link to one of these places, with a menu or something?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

Thanks for the laugh.

I mean literally served inside the cinema, not sneaked in.

cineworld.co.uk/help/tickets-and-cancellations/q69
Now stop watching films on your laptop and go to an actual food-kino establishment

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I bet you don't even take your falcon to the cinema either

I take a heaping portion of spaghetti

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SOPA

Seafood goes well with a good flick

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Hahahaha I wish

What, you're telling me you don't bring a munchie box to the Sunday sermon? I even ask the priest to perform transubstantiation on my last chicken nugget so I can eat that instead of a communion wafer.

Sort your fucking folders you Folger fulgur.

God fuck uk food looks gross as fuck. That shit on the bottom left looks like dog food. Is that chopped hotdogs as a pizza topping. For fucks sakes figure yourselves out.

>Is that chopped hotdogs as a pizza topping
LMAO this nigga ain't neva seen a sosij befo

eggplant curry and kimchi

Get at' in ya my son.
*cracks Carling*
*walks down to Job Center Plus*

I prefer not to eat since it distracts from viewing the film as the director intended.

This is just the pre-trailer snack, right?

COME TO BRAZIL

good thing fish don't feel pain

headlocked in front of whole cinema

This post cracked me up

now thats fresh

>That white bread

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I like to take raisins

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that's why they eat like retards, because they're afraid it's their last meal

>No onions
>That overcooked brisket
As a 512 fag I'm fucking ashamed.

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>half a loaf of bread

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DELICIA

Lmao, you know they make theaters where they literally bring you full meals, right?

this looks way better than the lame bowling alley parties i had growing up

eating fried chicken in a movie theater stinks up the whole place

Here in Tucson, we have Roadhouse Cinemas, where yo sit down, your seat has a retractible tray, they have menus and you push a button to order food. Then they bring you food, beer, mixed drinks, etc.

I usually sneak beer into the theatre.

Its head is already cut off, so Its not feeling anything.

Nasty

It's not uncommon in the midwest to get several slices of white bread with this sort of thing.
Further west, it's usually Texas/garlic toast.

It's hilarious when you guys legitimately think we eat shit like this.

Absolutely based italy

only american mutts blatantly disrespect and violate the rules of social conduct

whats cool whip

what if it is a very funny comedy

It's a thing with texas bbq.
Some of the best meat in the world, and it always comes with pickes and onions and a few slices of the cheapest white bread you can find.
You use the bread to pick up the meat so you don't get shit all over your hands, and then you eat the bread when its all covered with juice, sauce, and char
The pickles and onions are palate cleansers you eat between different bites of different stuff.
I'm convinced the only reason Texans do this is to identify outsiders, but after a while you get used to it.

>slices of plain white bread

haha

were these spoiler tags really necessary

I could be tarred and feathered for letting out the secret.

sounds gay lol

here's what I've got for tonight

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what is the greyish brown stuff

>What's your favourite food to take into the kinoplex?
A typical movie is 2.5-3 hours, tops. How much of a fattie are you that you can't go that long without snacking?

a typical movie is nowhere close to 2.5 or 3 hours

based and redpilled

also, a lot of tourists will hype up franklin's bbq in austin but in reality you'll find the same tier bbq at a Rudy's. as long as your in texas, the bbq is going to be good.

fpbp

I finish my popcorn right before the movie starts so I can focus on it. I have my drink during the movie. I hate when other people make noise during the cinema so I always try not to make noise.

I grew up in a family full of first generation norwegian immigrants.
I've eaten entirely too much pickled fish in my life.

I dunno. If you add the previews and stuff It can be around two and a half hours. The old days of sub-two hour movies seem behind us.

I do now, never been to one or know of one.

But I personally wouldn’t enjoy that.

I’ve got this thing where I like to be fully immersed when I’m in a cinema. If people are talking or using their phone I’ve got no problem asking them to go outside.

I keep to the left when using a shopping trolley lol.

>dem juicy brisket slices
are you fucking niggering me?

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That’s crazy lol, yeah I couldn’t handle it. Definitely not my thing.

As far as I know this is how it is in Australia and England too.

t. 50IQ

Lamb from a kebab shop.
I’m guessing.

Yes

That looks fucking delicious

>That shit on the bottom left looks like dog food.
that's all foreign stuff, pizza, donner meat, pakoras, bhajis, fries

Add showering and visiting the holocaust exhibits and its easily 3 hours

Why didn’t you get a Diet Coke?

BASED
I'd try sneaking in a durian or two as well. I'd have the theater all to myself if I managed that.

I know that this webm probably exists to annoy/disgust people, but if I was 7-11 and that was my birthday party that would be some dope shit.

Fucking casuals.

Munchy boxes look awesome. I envy you Scottish bros.

Wait a second. You go to the movies...alone? Like without a date or friends?

I thought that was something they just did in TV and movies as shorthand to show that a character was a pathetic loner.

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I think half the fun of texas BBQ is finding your own little spot. I live next door to a little hole in the wall that has the best fatty brisket that they wont give you without asking for it.

Not them but I prefer to go alone. It’s not like you’re gonna chat with them you’re watching a movie, why would you need a chaperone?

Imagine being 10yo and going to this party.
It's heaven

If you tip the ticket collector $5 they will let you bring in any outside food. Always bring in a huge feast on a cart and never had a problem

at my local cinema there is one seat by itself i guess so people in wheelchairs can sit next to someone but nobody in a wheelchair ever shows up so i just sit in that one sit its pretty comfy

Poor quality doner

t. worked in kebab shop

if its so good why dont they put it on the menu?

>Munchy boxes look awesome
Some do.
Some look like scrambled placenta thrown over a traffic fatality.

Gabe Newells office?

>Rudy's
pleb spotted. Rudy's is fast-food dry hot garbage tier and their sides are really shit

>Munchy boxes
Perfect for when you need an extra 2000 calories after you've already had all 3 meals for the day and had at least 6 alcoholic drinks

Because it's all just brisket, but if you don't specify where you want it from on the cut they're going to give you the lean brisket, which is still good, but not nearly as moist and flavorful as the other end.

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I bet you like kissing girls you faggot.

le epic maymay

>Dr Pepper
Based.

IT's actually pretty good, though. You don't really do much social interacting during movies with friends anyway.

skin

that's gastro suicide, dont do it

There's no such thing as too much pickled fish.

1 American

that's not bread, that's sponge

>Spaghetti Alla Tarantino

lel

Yuck.
Now some sardines or smoked clam and oyster is another story, I'll eat that shit all day long. Just give me some wheat thins of triscuits and maybe some warm brie.

jesus fuck this might be my next fetish

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uma delicia

If America is no longer a Superpower come year 2050 it will be because of the incompetance and glutony of Americans like these.

>all that meat and pizza sitting there getting cold
what's the point?

absolutely based and redpilled

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What the fuck is wrong with you people? Im assuming this is also in the uk based on how you just pile shit on top of filth next to trash. Figure yourselves the fuck out. And you guys talk shit about America.

delete this

>salad

Maybe its possible that you have so much self loathing that you cant stand to be alone. Not everyone feels the need to constantly be around other people to silence the hatred they feel for themselves.

Salad doesn't necessarily mean lettuce and vegetables.
Think of tuna, chicken, or egg salad. Waldorf salad or ambrosia. Its the reason miracle whip is called salad dressing.

>What the fuck is wrong with you people?
"Munchy boxes" are designed to appeal to people who are blackout drunk and/or stoned out of your mind. It's meant to look like a pig trough full of slop because that's exactly what it is, just something you bury your face in when you're in the mental state of a fucking animal. Quintessentially British, if I may say so.

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Need to shoop Hillary's head in there

Why are they so subhuman?

Small island, small gene pool. Doesn't help that they're all related to each other due to nobles just raping whoever they please for centuries, or that all the genetic duds are being kept alive with muh welfare bennies.

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Man, I love being english

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Is that pic real? Because for some reason she actually looks kinda photogenic with a beer, chips and a fag. Compare with Miliband eating a sandwich, or God forbid, that one video of him tasting a beer, it's like night and day.

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>huur I said the line! I said the thing!

Reminds me of those massive loads I sometimes blow where it's a bunch of clear seminal fluid followed by a hug blast is actual sperm filled semen.

max comf levels

>those foreheads

Chicken Donner >>>>>>>>>> Lamb Donner

had to have lamb yesterday because they were out of chicken and it tasted fucking shit

They're like robots pretending to be human.

No one was ever bothered by some background "hehehe" after a funny joke, user
The beverage only has probably more calories than i counsume in a whole week.

3 or 4 for sure

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He's actually one of the richest northmen in existence.

I am never visiting a Japanese restaurant again.

I've eaten burgers with 8 patties from BK before, it's really not that big of a deal.

FPBP
Fatties BTFO

>Bactery free

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How is it ketchup bottles can make me laugh so easily

Pulitzer worthy.

>roasted almonds, an empty cup full of ice, family size bag of doritos, sunflower seeds, egg salad sandwich. i never leave to the theater without making sure i have each one of these items.

Well, they're english.

meme hipster barbecue. probably served at a quaint little joint in austin texas or portland.

this is a guy who considers himself a business man. i can only imagine how he thinks people respect him and such. imagine him taking a client out to lunch.

>Americans
Does that guy look American to you?

youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

North Dakota,

What the fuck are you doing?

Sincerely,
Literally Every Other State

depends on the movie length

I need one of these bad boys for every 30 mins of movie

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whomst?

ITS A THEATER NOT A FUCKING DINER

I-is that... arabic pizza?

chick'n cone

>dagos
>decent people

throw mac n cheese at the bottom and you got yourself a deal

i got you

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Imagine being this retarded

how old is that can of Dr.Pepper

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holy shit let me eat this before i die.

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Australia is an island with a small population and most Australians I meet are tall and handsome

filipino or just retarded?

They are affected by island gigantism just like Icelanders so they are noticeably larger than their closest genetic neighbors(the reason this doesn't affect the English is because they're anglocucks who constantly suck foreign cock). Aussies come from anglocuck genes though so they're only two orders of magnitude better people than the English.

>Age 29
What the fuck?

Burrito or cubano.

Savory, compact and they dont require me to go at a certain pace.

Back in the day, Chinese.

makes sense, I'm Australian in that cold tiny island beneath it and all my family is from finland

one person for a week

>I'm Australian in that cold tiny island beneath it
You mean Middle Earth?

steak is a meme food perpetuated by the meat industry

You will die if you eat that though.

I'd love to eat feet

You've got it. Never tried it, but it's a famous place in Austin. I went there once and some locals told me it was good, but not worth the wait usually.

nah, smaller and colder. NZ isnt part of australia

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Kansas City Napkin, yo

First laugh of the day thank you

Too much veggies.

Australia is a continent

Hey, what's this macaco doing in my sopa?

who is this

I was wondering if you were talking about a country colder than AUS but otherwise sorta like it while being sorta coy about it. Anyway, say hello to Taz. He's the coolest Looney Tunes character.

I like Iron Works

>asking user
>not simply googling cool whip
>not knowing about cool whip

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>big macs in america are just stacked patties

good let me die. im not even obese but lord do i love food

correct

Enjoy your diabeetus

>I'm not even obese I'm just fat

Who told you this? It's top bun, lettuce, russian dressing, club, cheese, burger, heel. It's not 'just stacked patties'.

>he's at franklins

Lucky bastard

uma delicia

Franklin's is overrated. La Barbecue is the same thing, just shorter lines. Several places are just as good as those places, also.

t. travel to Austin for work once a month.

Feels gud alright m8

LMAO

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this nigga eatin BEANS

underrated

>only american mutts blatantly disrespect and violate the rules of social conduct
youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

Please don't eat that!

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based alaska and hawaii

You fucking piece of shit you know how much of a pain in the ass they are to wrap up? We need to put two fucking paper wraps instead of one you fuck

fuckin lost

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Calamari and Hawaiian barbecue

Are those girl feet? Asking for a friend

literally me when i piss and cum at the same time

this one deserves more upvotes!!!

>Drown whiskey in ice
>Still numbs your tongue
>Medium Steak
>Man of taste & culture

>needing focus to eat popcorn

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>this kills the crab

t.

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