Just saw Spiderman

>Ned
who?

that was one shit movie desu mate

so mysteryo was a bad guy all along, oh what a twist!

The fact that they got together was literally played for laughs though

kek

But he still was her bf for a week. On the internet people tell me "no girl even considers Asians lmao tiny dick"
But Ned had a cute gf for a week even when he's overweight and a gamer
It gives me fucking hope man

But india is IN Asia, retard.

>on the internet
Christ my man you are pathetic

ned walks around in a hotel robe

The asians on this site are incredibly insecure.

>92%
Woah, so this movie is better than The Shining, Doctor Zhivago and Ben-Hur!

It's fiction though. Hollywood fiction in fact.

isn't he a spic?

I FUCKED NED

He's Filipino. They're the Mexicans of Asia

says the man posting in a thread like this

Wow havent seen this shill exact same post five times

It's an observation.

>all
Filipino only bro. The Asian Chads. Sorry.

Who is the qt?

This was the most unrealistic part of the movie

Jacob Batalon

You should read what they say on reddit. Literally non stop seething about white man kek

Asians + western college education = extreme autism

Sony is beyond cringe without their shitty product placement. No one uses Sony phones or mp3 players

>he's just like me

suspension of disbelief
now post the dude that's fucking her irl

It's not fair bro.

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The Ned Leeds version of the Hobgoblin was a joke. He was just a schmuck that got brainwashed into putting on the costume.

RICED >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BLACKED

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asians btfo

smug asshole and cutie nice girls (and the opposite) make the best couples

Neither once is considered fortuitous.

that pic is fucking great

to for the as if by some to there though

Rude.

This.

That's the thing about the MCU spiderman movies. They exist as Amy Pascal's personal apology for making private jokes about race. And consequently they go way overboard.

1) The "diversity by numbers" nonsense. Peter is the only white teenager, and the only high-achieving white teenager. Everyone else at his school appears to be second generation americans of non-white origin.

If his story took place in the Bronx, I might understand the high number of blacks & arabs, but Queens is yuppie central for mid-level managers that work in Manhattan but can't afford private school.

2) The Ned-Betty relationship was beyond unrealistic. A woman that composes herself as prim & proper and completely put together is not going to be attracted to someone that visibly breathes through his mouth throughout the whole movie, much less is overweight and dresses like Manny from modern family.

Classically attractive women are interested in classically handsome men. No amount of psy-ops by Sony is going to change that.

but but, they had "a lot in common", that's all it takes, r-right?

You still have small cocks

What did he mean by this?

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As a Pinoy, I feel proud. Based

I always feel bad for the girl. My friend was always like that. But maybe she gets so frustrated at his behaviour that she fucks him like an animal idk.

based bobo

ADOBO'D

>Chad Flip just being himself gets a gf
>Tryhard Hapa Gook who probably browses /r/asianmasculinity can't even get an autismo
MOST POWERFUL RACE

ADOBO'D > COLONIZED > RICED > BLACKED

>pump and dump
based chad

Nope

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we should all get blonde qt gfs

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>it's not my fault
>if in God's plan
>He made the Devil so much stronger
>than a man

>what did he mean by this?
She put out.

kek

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What's a throuple?

Why are pinoys so nice

the pinoy dude is way better looking that that troll

blonde people look so weird. like an inversion of natural human colors i really dont think humans were actually meant to look like that. mutation. and it only effects white people

A fucking movie gave you hope no wonder

>WF/AM

No thanks.

blonde people are just albino arabs

so is J.J Alex Jones of MCU?

i dont know dude
shes pretty ugly

It's a movie, bruh. How the fuck does it give you hope? It's fictional shit. End yourself.

>asian
>brown

explain.

Imagine being Angourie in that movie and having to be all like "damn, Jacob, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your 45+BMI frame and fucked-up fat person face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is replace Zendaya as the real MJ. Like seriously imagine having to be Angourie and not only sit in that chair while Jacob Batalon flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the makeup just barely concealing his nauseatingly dry acne-ridden skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he acted like your boyfriend. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him YOU DA MAN and HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You know this is your closest chance to mainstream Hollywood success after you age out of high school roles, so you play along and say "Aww, babe your so sweet!" and "Ned you are SO MUCH more attractive than Tom Holland, Jake Gylenhall and even the Asian chad" in hopes of future success. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

this aint a victory, that pinoy looks much better

It's a movie you loser

>the pinoys are snatching up all the Beckies in the world while the whites are snatching up all the maids in the Philippines

Yeah, equivalent exchange.

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She kind of looks like Luna Lovegood.

Filipina barmaids vs blonde qts. it is definitely a fair trade.

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He's Asian?I thought he was some type of Mexican.

I'm cringing at it myself
>t. Flip
Finally, someone got it.

yikes. wh*te bois actually like this ...

Asian men are so fucking pathetic. Japanese, Chinese, Indian -- they're all so insecure and small and obsessed with being accepted by their white masters.

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Reminds me of China being confused about why Lucy Liu is so popular in Hollywood when in China she isn't particularly considered beautiful and at most is seen as plain.

nah, more like this

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lel

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Sandra Oh is probably the biggest Asian female star in Hollywood.

why are incels so obsessed with pornstars with niggers when those same pornstars have vids with them fucking Asian guys
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a316474cbcf4

you guys are so disconnected from reality
go outside, realize how hollywood is bullshit

do they have penises? if yes I will fuck literally all of them

No shit, they’re the ones that can’t even read or write or speak their parents’ language and try to fit into a society that won’t accept them anyway

Some negrito tribes from around Papua New Guinea also have natural blond hair.
But in that case I guess you'd say it's "natural" and "beautiful".

well done anons

Why are you posting this shit?

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Asians dude don't know how to fuck.

The real question is why make him need Leeds when he could’ve been Philip chang and not change anything

I find Ned very annoying. When are they gonna metodice the Osborns? Can’t wait for Harry to take his rightful place

clear your notifications you peasant

Reading USM and seeing fatass bald at 16 Kong start dating Hot 16yo Jewish Kitty Pryde was was first time I realized professional writers self insert characters too.

lol can you even call that fucking

OPEN BOBS AND SHOW VAGENE