Why did 80s girls have long asses, and how do we bring it back?

OP is an idiot but he still has good taste

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15 years old here.

baywatch was a good show

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Socks were always heavier can't even sniff a good one these days

Nights was kino as well.

how is this not cp?

>watches him make out with another girl

hot

based

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Top tier.

kek

how do I achieve the long ass bros

prolapse

>op makes joke
>everyone rushes in to explain that asses were not actually physically longer in the 80s

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Keep it down, stoner.

how would it be? do you even know what porn means?

what?

Reminder women who wear those in the gym are nothing but whores.

based

70s ass >>> 90s ass >> 80s ass >>> 10s ass >>>> 00s ass

For some reason I was under the misapprehension that the 80s were like the golden age of hairy pusy, but when I actually see 80s pusy it's often not as hairy as I was led to believe. Disappointed.

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Early 80s had peak shlock bikini flicks though. 90s was mostly just baywatch.

70s pussy hairy. 80s pussy was mostly hair but not actually a jungle like the 70s.

Hello user,

I am intrigued, but I must admit I am also somewhat skeptical of your claims. To start, please send an image of this "70s ass" for my inspection. I will be waiting for your response patiently.

Cheers,
user

What's it like to smell a woman's asshole?

80s began the competition of pornography. Before supply was limited and novelty enough that they didn't have to worry about aesthetic. 80s brought home video porn and there was infinite supply. That's when porn got super fake.

HEY LADY, YOU GOT A LONG ASS, EY

modern white girls have really bad asses, I had to go black just because how bad whites are now

Hot 80s chicks are the best

Look up "Demi Moore hairy bush" and thank me later.

youtube.com/watch?v=OAwMyuPjATc

I don't trust Elon Musk and his watch recommendations, why would I trust you?

not enough interracial porn from the 80s.

fuck the 80s

>404 child not found

>no nudity
>no child

gee I dunno

smells like the back of your knee, but more pungent

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But that was one of the best things from past century

Suit yourself, faggot. It's the greatest 80s bush known to man.

>tfw high cut bikini bottoms/panties is my fetish

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I can't stop watching
it's not a fetish it's just good taste

thongs ACTUALLY cause disease

Wasn't that like a fucking Disney movie?

Those fuckers have always been on the degenerate train.

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Remake of a French film. I can't remember if it was Disney or not.

I've never understood why this was fashionable, like mullets. It just makes you look terrible. These things ruin the aesthetic of the ass/pussy/hips.

It's all wrong man.

Those aren't thongs you idiot, the buttocks is covered.

Pic related are thongs. (also from the 80s)

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Jesus Christ imagine having this terrible of an opinion.

>These things ruin the aesthetic of the ass/pussy/hips.
The exact polar opposite of the correct opinion.

Because it's something Christ would approve of instead of your degenerate shit.

who is that? btw amazon prime has BW in full HD

Gives the illusion of having ass. Also tied in to the overall 80s faux-active fashion with tights/cardio/swim

Of course those aren't thongs, high leg panty is as close as you can get without announcing venereal disease.

ahah

A young Pam Anderson.

hmmmmmmmmm yes very good

Porn used to not be fake? How does that even work, was it just like a high production value of attractive "amateur" fucking?

>literally designed to ENHANCE the aesthetic of the ass/pussy/hips with it's high cut design that accentuates the aforementioned
Wow, what a stupid post.

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I like it when they're like Spaghetti

>I like women with gigantic ass injections and string thongs like in Brazil

Image being this much of a pleb.

>attractive
I mean... It was sort of like doing art films? Thats where the meme comes from, it was common for real actors (like sly stallone) to do a porno between trying to get real work. in the 70s they were shown in ACTUAL theaters, they had to have budgets for ACTUAL film cameras even if their film making skill was almost always garbage.

Before 70s big budget it was just home-movies amateur hour stag films. Maybe you knew a guy who knew a guy that could get rent you some porn reels and a projector for your bachelor party.

Go on fucking instagram you goons

>like mulllets
wow, I can't believe I share an imageboard with a PLEB

Hey alright

Don't ever try that.

women have evolved since the 80s you retard

>Go on fucking instagram you goons
Hence the "I think...THINK...it's starting to make a comeback thank fuck." part of my post.

High cut is a miracle of the universe.

give names because I don't believe you

My theory was this was the age before the internet, where if you wanted to score a rich guy or belong to some circles you had to be fit and enter.

Internet broke barriers in terms of where money came from, how to find people and plastic surgery became a standard over working out. Some of the porn stars in the 80's appeared as if they were fitness chicks that decided this is the only thing they can do the put food on the table.