I'm flying for the first time tomorrow. Do flights still show movies? How would I go about activating it?

Nice. Sounds good.

Depends on the flight and airline, also where are you flying from/to?

idgaf about doing extra work
if that big ass hoe wants to lay on the bed its prone bone time

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It's fun when the plane turns completely sideways and when you look out the window you're looking straight down, hundreds of feet in the air.

This pic disgusts the shit out of me

gay or tranny?

Dude, thats a fucking airport why the fuck would you lie there

Sneed

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This girl is definitely doing that to get attention, no other reason to sit like that in an airport

because she wants attention
she wants everyone to watch her big ass and fantasize about anal sex

>Gf finally starting to get thicc
HNNNG bros...

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She can see the floor is dirty. The dirt is right in front of her face. And yet she presses her pussy flush to it.

Literally my wife

Jesus Christ the absolute state of zoomers

This

get comfy before your flight watching these

youtu.be/5sZngFtEkOQ

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Grats. Good job.

Have fun, I love flying.
Its my favorite part of travelling honestly.

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It'll be nice for a little while, but it's all down hill from there

How so?

do u wash your hands before eating a hotdog?
live a little m8

Just remember that Pilots are legally allowed to have alcohol in their system while they fly

The skin will sag badly and she'll become one of those plain overweight middle aged women

youtube.com/watch?v=QguEfBMhpyc

Watch some inflight entertainment.

If you haven't boarded yet check if your airline has an app. I know its gay but on Delta for example you need their app to stream mobies on the plane.

Unless the face stays pretty.

>Unless the face stays pretty
Lol. Nowadays these roasties won’t allow it to happen. They’ll get ‘preemptive Botox’ at 26, fillers at 29, bogged by their 40s

Story behind this?

Unless you say no.

>my gf went from a 4/10 to 1/10
Good job?

user that's not really her you know.

Russkie jet gets toasty.
theguardian.com/world/2019/may/06/moscow-plane-fire-reports-claim-jet-struck-lightning

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t. irish

>How would I go about activating it?
Hold your phone up to your ear, slowly, dramatically and with grace and say, at a medium to reasonably loud volume "ACTIVATE IT"

the lowest of tests

Yo, these proportions for real?

Yeah.

>do u wash your hands before eating a hotdog?
Yes, what a retarded question

airports are based

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yes its free. theres a screen in the headrest in front of you with a controller attached to it and there's a bunch of free movies you can watch on it. i was on a 9 hour flight, there were only two good movies, so i watched them both twice.

lol what a nerd i bet you dont even eat ass

Imagine if you tripped and fell face first right into her ass haha

Embraer > Airbus>>>>>>>>bo*ing

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doesnt matter because aviation is legit 99% automated nowadays that women can do it no problem

imagine the smell tho

Everyone does everything for attention. That's how the world works. You are posting on Yea Forums right now for attention.

you will never be a computer charging cord.

holy fugg mh dick

thats the best kind

Moar

This is why women deserve rape

is this you?

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>laying on an airport carpet

women are unironically fucking disgusting

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>long layovers
honestly how do Americans do it? I only accept connecting at Heathrow and it being 2hrs max

I no way have the patience for my American friends who have to get 3 connections just to leave USA

manchild sad because no one wants to be around him
have sex manchild

dilate

if you fantasize about anal sex when you see ass, you're 100% gay

one on the right looks like a star-belly sneetch from dr seuss

post more airport sluts

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Read a book

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>because she wants attention
well, she got it

shut up jidf roastie

completely normal for bo*ing

the one on the left probably

>famous banned photos

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Terrain Terrain

>has to go to old footage to find an Airbus fault
lol 2019 is the year of boeing shitflinging

How do I get a gf like this?

Why do women make up more than 90% of daytime flyers?

Well, that's fucking hot

literally me

I used to get all anxious flying but now I just pop a xanny and no problemo.

Just banter m8 haha

Minus the beanie yeah

Why has it become so increasingly easy to spot fat female posters with sandwich-meat vaginas?

PULL UP

This is not thicc, these are fucked up proportions,

it's a usb line

based Chad confirming my thoughts also, thank you

It's voice controlled. Yell out the movie you want to watch. Remember to yell louder than the engines.

Holy based!

nice, I have those same shoes, they're comfy

theres so much sexual energy in airports

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>chink bf
guarantee she has low self esteem and cuts herself

>riced

no that's if its black, riced is all about new money

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I'm never going to have a girl touch me nevermind hug me for anywhere near that length of time nor kiss me. It hurts

WOOP WOOP

her ass literally looks like mick's

I cant get down with the pear

riced. a based time for asians is dawning

>I'm never going to have a girl touch me nevermind hug me for anywhere near that length of time nor kiss me.

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what are some films about incompetent management

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Imagine the smell

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>Flying aeroflot

>Tfw no buttplug-figure gf

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based takataka

THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING...SOME...THING...

>Idiots stopped to get their luggage out
Why don't they just ban carry on luggage apart from purses and normal backpacks / laptop bags

>beanie.

>obvious shop
>all these (yous)s
really jogs the nog

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Globglogabgalab lookin bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=dtER80sOjX4

My wife does have a pear shape body, small chest though

instagram.com/p/BzgVJf-AaIu/
It's not though, pseud.

the documentary about how boeing turned to dogshit because of usa too-big-to-fail handouts.
the usa is dead. the job growth was in medical, legal, and government. literally non jobs. fuck this gay country

Like fucking a retarded attention whore.

Bags of sand.

>plane is on fucking fire
>I know, I need to vine this
social media is literally detrimental to human life

Hey, if you're going to go out, do it with style. This is the plane where that fat fuck blocked the exit and 40 people died. So he did us all a service by recording some dope footage before he got roasted to death.